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>you will never be eaten by frog thing

>>10981338
I wanna see that little bean of yours, OP.

>>10981338
I‘m sorry bro, you are missing out on so many things with a micropenis.
I guess your best bet is dealing with it or financing a medical procedure that can fix this or just waiting til somebody else does.

I will keep you in my prayers microdickbro hang in there dude

t. Bigdickbro

>>10981338
If I were you I would just treat it like it's a clit. So basically have sex like you're a lesbian.

>>10981377
I already tried, doc said best he can do is cut some ligament that would make my dick approximately half an inch longer. The other alternative would be a penis transplant (it is an actual procedure) but it has never been done due to aesthetic reasons.

>>10981377
I have a 18-19cm dick and i only use it for fapping
He's not missing a thing

>>10981377
It’s sad and I feel some of OP’s anxiety bro but I still fuck A LOT.

You made me feel better OP even if it’s a larp

T. Average peener

>>10981338
No chance I'm afraid, long term expected returns are directly proportional to penis length, many good studies on this. You're doomed to go down to 5 figures or less

>>10981371
the way you said it was kinda hot

Some of you guys really don’t appreciate the perks of being normal. Money aint shit if you are not normal

>>10981338

How do I get an Asian Waifu like pic related?

>>10981338
trips of truth

>>10981403
Don‘t give up the hope, maybe they figure out in a couple of years to make it more aesthetic.
also maybe get advice from several doctors just to be sure you thought about all possible ways that are out there.

>>10981409
How could a fellow bigdickbro not enjoy masturbating his massive cock?
how could a fellow bigdickbro not enjoy grabbing his cock with both hands?
how could a fellow bigdickbro not enjoy his massive glans with multitrillion nerve endings?
You sound like a fraud bro

there is hundreds of benefits and good feels in having a massive shlong.

>>10981416
Some poor guys are simply cursed by the universe.
it would only be fair if every man had a big dick but life aint working like that
hang in there dude dont feel too bad about it, maybe there is techniques for you to expand your dong and join us big dick bros one day

>>10981403
Try PE. Go to PEgym.com or Thundersplace.org

Why havent evolution just selected the big penises among men to endure? I guess size doesnt really matters in evolutionary terms

rolling

>>10981403

50% increase is pretty good

Be a sissy chartity Faggot

>>10981475

>>10981528

Size doesn't matter if you just rape the bitch, that's how it was usually done back in the old days I'd guess. That's mostly the evolutionary reason why males are stronger than females, weak males couldn't just randomly rape bitches so they never made any babies.

>>10981602
Ahhh the good old days

That sucks dude
How'd you make your fortune?

>>10981489
Thanks but I’m mostly pretty happy. I’m 6 inches.

Anyone who doesnt have a big hog will always wonder what it’s like. I’ve been to group sex/swinger stuff and the camaraderie is great.

Usually no hang ups or bullying, but the elephant trunk in the room is that everyone there knows the Sheilas are more curious/excited about trying a bigger dick.

My friend T was a skinny guy with a fucking 10 inch hammer. Not great looking but every woman (that doesn’t have a baby cunt) wants to try it.

>he’d call ME “Sensei” after a GB or threesome or orgy because I could cum4-6 times a night no problem. He was only good for 1 pop.

I guess it’s about perspective because I would have traded my stamina for his god given talent, and gone into porn.

10 grand. get the surgery faggot.

I have 7 .5 inches but almost no stamina. Life is cruel to all of us in its own way OP.

>>10981656
Sounds gay my dude

>>10981656
Degenerate
>>10981722
Kegels and reverse kegels

Show me dicklet

>>10981802
Your judgement always nature holds you back. I wonder if envy if more liberated people hurts you. Sorry friend.

>>10981755
It’s sure not for everyone, but I never did anything I consider bi. I pretty much don’t care what anyone thinks, I’ve had a fun fucking life.

rollllllllllll

FUCK REROLL
IM SEEING ANONS PENIS

THIS ONES TO END RACISM
WE WILL SEE ANONS PENIS

8 inch fat cock. 6'2". 16 grand in debt with 13k in LINK.

I would not trade lives with you OP.

Favelanon here, OP.

Send me a email, I'll teach you how to grow your penis.

No joke, I've seen a lot of shit, how to grow taller and raise your stature and how to grow pipi.

Show us your penor

>>10981338
do it bucko

>tfw uncut and 8" with girth
>tfw anxious/shy/nervous about dating

>>10981338
Roll

>>10982222
lol check em

>>10981357
I want RKG to play with my 1-inch penis.

>>10982222
QUADS
THIS COUNTS OP GET YOUR 1 NANOMETER BEANER TF OUT

I literally have never seen a vagina and I have a 9 incher. I don't think I am going to make it.

>>10981338
Have fun with that ban, fag.

>>10981538
>my MOON just went from 2 sats to 3 sats, I'm rich now right?

Post it it can’t be that bad

With my 333 you shall show me your pee pee

>>10982332
my 333

Any other 4.5" bros out there?

>>10982222
I may be a dicklet but I’m no faggot

>>10982506
You’re legit OP. At least you’re filthy rich

I have similar issue - solution was simple go to Japan. Most men there have microdicks - girls are used to smaller cocks.

>>10982506
I'd suck it

My dick is 6.5 inches, and girthy as fuck. I've fucked about 30 different women so far. I love sex, it's the fucking best feeling ever, literally amazing to shove your cock into a girl, causing her to spasm and lose all sense of humanity like a depraved dog. And if you fuck her proper, such that you're the best to dick her up yet, then you can walk all over her and she will still always want your dick. In fact, she'll need it, since no other man can give her that feeling.

I have no debt, but I also have no money. I fucking hate just scraping by. It's wearing me thin. I have to think about every meal I eat, eat the same bland bullshit all the time, the cheapest fucking shit food I can buy. Give my wageslave money to a landlord just for the privilege of renting a fucking place. God damn I hate it. I don't own shit to my own name. Sounds like our situations are reversed OP.

Don't lose hope, OP. If you're young this might be reality soon enough https://www.theguardian.com/education/2014/oct/04/penis-transplants-anthony-atala-interview

>>10982576
I hope you get this shit worked out OP. If you got as much dough as you say, then look into the surgeons that do female to male trannies, maybe they could extend your dicklet.

>>10982506
so ? its flaccid, everyones cock is small when flaccid lets see it hard.

>>10981338
this is what dildos are for anon friend

>>10982506
Holy fuck, op actually delivered. Op is not a faggot