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>>10826494
>when the meme finally matches you physically almost perfectly
I even drink the white monster, 0 sugar. have for years. I turn 30 in October. jesus christ.

>>10826950
Hi Chad here from monster marketing. Were forcing monster memes and threads because well we know you are all just drooling retards and we like the idea of you developing heart conditions drinking our vomit in a can. You're just the demographic we like Stacy and me were laughing about you over our decaf lattes the way that some posters here so want to belong they even repost our shitty forced memes thinking they are edgy. Enjoy your arrhythmia and stomach cancer. Love Bra and Stacey.

>>10826963

If you guys keep going Stacey is going to get a trip to Hawaii for her bonus!

Please don't think about vomit when you see our logo, think about being edgy newfags an now cool we are. But don't think about vomit heart seizures or bowel ulcers (we certainly don't that's your problem we never drink this vomit in a can). Thanks Brad and Stacey from the monster marketing team

>>10827003
We carefully analysed the demographic we want to hit, sad retards who are in their teens and boy did brad hut the jackpot with the boomer holding the can. Stacey said BRAND AWARENESS so loudly she nearly fell of her inflatable exercise ball. The best bit is we love the idea of you doing our work for us. So all you sad lonely types looking to belong just do our work for us and post boomer memes with the monster logo in them. Please don't think about vomit when you think of our lovely logo.

>>10827003

That's why we think posting shitty forced memes here targeting demographics we might get in trouble for marketing to using other channels is a GREAT idea.