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>>10796633
Like sucking a big long bag of sand

If you're circimsized kind of like pinching your elbow

Bags of sand.

Feels good but I think mostly it's a nice ego boost that you got a girl to suck your dick

>>10796633
Imagine getting a huge block of butter and sticking it in the microwave for about 30 seconds, pulling it out and then sticking your dick in it.

do you have a vaccum at home

My favourite thing about sex. So relaxing. Especially when your gf is willing to do it 3-4 times a week.

>>10796653
They must have fucked up your procedure

>>10796633
good bj: best feeling like you are on top of the world
bad bj: it just hurts no intimacy no pleasure just violent scraping

Suck your finger in your mouth.
Isolate the sensation of being sucked
Imagine that with a small pressure when you grab your hard dick multiplied by a lot cause of the amount of nerves we have there
Its a blowjob

Theres also the physiological thing of having a girl blowing you

i can't remember. not even been that long.

>>10796669
this. most women aren't really good at it it's just satisfying to know she sucks on deez nuts

>>10796699
this.

t. have experienced both

>>10796699
this
if she does stuff with her tongue around the front part of the penor with the channel that carries the fluids out, like just quick rapid licks/flicking with the tongue, it feels amazing
It makes me almost explode every time she does it

>>10796633
It's overrated, I always get pubes in my mouth.

Literally just came inside my gf mouth.

>>10796765

>>10796633
I once got a blowjob by this chick. I started laughing because it felt so good and then she started laughing as she was blowing me. One of the best memories of my life for some reason

>>10796669
This. But a girl that gives a good blow job and swallows can be better than sex. No work and you feel like a fucking king.

>>10796811
i love lazy slow blows, when the chick just rests her head on your belly and laps your dick and gently slowly sucks it. gives you an incredible orgasm that can really build up.

but the best feeling is when you are 69-ing and that way she can take your dick in more naturally and also as you lick her clit and she moans as she sucks that's just so fucking hot i have no words for it.

Three kinds of blowjobs

1. Gentle sucking that isn't too hard, but makes your dick glide into their mouth - this feels fucking aazing
2. Literal sucking, which fucking hurts.
3. Just using an open mouth to kind of rub it, which just feels shit

>>10796866
frankly if you don't think blowjobs are the best your girls sucks at sucking cock. i used to be like meh okay let's move on to something where i can actually cum, but my current gf is a cock whisperer. what she does could probably wake up dead people.

;_;

>>10796633
Bags of warm apple pie.

>>10796633
Overrated desu

>>10796774
>Mfw 27 year old KHV

I should hang myself but procrastination is a plague

>>10796633
If she's an experienced whore who swallows, it feels really good. If she's not good at it most of the time you lose your boner, and then she says some stupid shit like "You don't think I'm hot do you!?" If you're GF won't suck you off your with the wrong woman.

>>10796699
This.

>>10796633
Get your head out of your ass. The question is,
>what does a pool cleaner feel like? The one with the fans.

>>10796765
this post wins

try a whole chicken, stuffed with mashed bananas, microwaved

my ex-gf used to be able to deepthroat for days cos of no gag reflex, which honestly i think made her think she was good at blowies when she really wasn't. However at one point she used to do this thing where she would lick between my dick head and foreskin and holy fuck boys, that was fucking podracing. Damn, thinking about it is giving me nostalgia feels.

Most girls don't have a clue what they are doing and just violently suck and go up and down tho, which feels pretty average. Still nice to have your dick in a girls mouth.

Realizing that you’re fucking a girl’s face is sometimes better than the physical sensation of it

Feelsgoodman

>>10796743
Got eem

what does it feel like to kiss a girl or to hold hands with one?

>>10796633

Honestly, hit and miss. Could do without em.

It feels great but I am always insecure to receive them because my dick is only like 5 inches big on a good day. Probably 4.5 or so on average

>>10796927
How many cocks did she suck before mastery of all of that? You better hope she’s a quick learner. Ha ha

a mouth is not a vagina. at most you're getting a few square centimeters of contact from chapped lips and a little tongue flopping around aimlessly sometimes hitting your cock, while the rest of your penis is just kind of floating in someone elses warm breath which is kind of gross if you think about it too much. most white women have extremely thin lips so it's even worse.

>>10797723
honestly just stick your finger in your mouth and move it in and out. Does that feel good? How much mouth to penis contcact are your really getting doing that? you could always kind of shove it to the side and rub it along the cheek, but I think that looks daft af and any time a girl does that i move my dick over and say stop that that looks retarded

>>10796669
Kek, accurate.