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YOU ARE A NORMIE

WE ARE NORMIES

EVERYBODY KNOWS ABOUT 4CHAN


YOU ARE NOT AHEAD OF THE CURVE


YOU ARE NOT SMART


YOU HAVE ONLY SKIMMED A WHITE PAPER, IF YOU'VE EVEN READ ONE AT ALL


YOU DON'T WORK BECAUSE YOUR ENTITLED


YOU ONLY THINK YOUR SMART BECAUSE YOU ARE SURROUNDED BY POOR BLACKS AND IMMIGRANTS.
YOU HAVE AT LEAST ONE FRIEND WHO STARTED WORKING DURING HIGHSCHOOL OR RIGHT AFTER AND HE'S DOING WAY BETTER. UNLESS OF COURSE YOU PARENTS/GRANDPARENTS HAVE GIVEN YOU A LARGE SUM
IF YOU AREN'T WILLING TO BREAK THE LAW OR FIND LOOPHOLES IN IT, YOU ARE DESTINED TO YOUR DESIGNATED PLACE
YOU DON'T HAVE ALOT OF FRIENDS BECAUSE YOU DON'T DRESS COOL, THAT'S IT


ONCE YOU MAKE ENOUGH MONEY AND BUY A HOUSE, THE MARKET WILL CRASH PERPETUATING THE SYSTEM


YOU ARE NOT DIFFERENT


YOU LIKE JAPANESE CULTURE
WATCH JOE ROGAN
EAT JACK IN THE BOX
DRINK MONSTER


HAVE PLAYED WOW ALOT OR ONLY A COUPLE TIMES WITH FREE TRIAL, FRIENDS URGED YOU TO BUY THE GAME, OR YOU WERE THAT FRIEND
YOUR SINGLE MOM IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO CARES ABOUT YOU, YOUR DAD IS TOO BUSY WALLOWING IN HIS SORROW TO FUNCTION.


YOU SPENT YOUR CRYPTO GAINS ON A NEW LAPTOP, OR HELD AND NOW ARE BACK TO SQUARE ONE


YOU SMOKED WEED THE ENTIRE TIME IN COLLEGE, SHOULD OF DONE ADDERALL LIKE THAT "NORMIE" GIRL WHO DID ALL OF HER ASSIGNMENTS.


DROPPED OUT OR ARE CURRENTLY CONSIDERING IT, IT WON'T MAKE DIFFERENCE SINCE MOST PEOPLE GET GOOD JOBS FROM FAMILY MEMBERS


>I love every one of you and wan't you all to succeed, but first we need to acknowledge how fucking retarded we are. This market is obviously being manipulated and we are not in on it. The pic is an ad that is practically openly mocking you. When crypto gets mentioned in anything you cringe, yet your heavily involved.

>> No.10685800

Link 2500 EOY

>> No.10685809

I really don't know if I like or hate this post
Overall, I'll put it in the good idea with bad execution box
Smells a bit like reddit
And heavily slanted toward the west coast
>Muh Jack in the Box, guys
>Muh In N Out Burger, guys, I swear it's the best
Still can't beat Wendy's, nothing can

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10685816

SIGNALED,

Buy ETH now.

>> No.10685831

>>10685782
Normies don't know about biz you stupid fuck. They may know of 4chan but they mainly go to /b/ or pol. They don't browse all the boards you stupid faggot

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10685860

>your

>> No.10685899

Correct on every point wow. I bought a laptop at the peak and held the rest back to square one

>> No.10685900

>>10685831
ahahahaha you are delusional mate, i've seen so many random boomers on telegram saying how they lurk /biz/
One of them had a pic that looked like a housewife in her 45s, ultra boomer material

>> No.10685903

This is the biggest psychological projection I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing on the internet, and I've been using the internet since 1997.

>> No.10685923

Why do they all go up and down at the same time? I though crypto was supposed to be an actual market. Everyone wants it to go up. There isn’t 5 billionaires shorting while everyone else is buying and holding.
Watching time and sales or a dom in futures should be enough to trade. It’s totally (((random))), yet they’re all correlated.
P.s. the opening paragraphs to this thread are painful. Minus the jack in the box. Yeah, I fucked up in college and my family sucks.

>> No.10685925

>>10685899
Guys check out my sick id and dubs

>> No.10685932

>>10685800
Checked, fren

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10685946

I am an Ashkenazi jew, its statistically proven that i must have around 115 IQ which is higher than all other races( even east asians like japanese and s/koreans). So yeah, i will be fine.

>> No.10685980

>>10685860
>>10685860
cute puppy lol i say your yer or youre and strange thing is humans still know what i mean, its amazing how phonetic thought is real, grammar freaks are a dying breed never give up on that bud

>> No.10686021

>>10685980
>t. Actual literally literal brainlet

>> No.10686028

>>10685946
fuck u fucking jew

>> No.10686047
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10686047

>>10686028
Jealous? its ok, just get back to work.

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10686146

>>10685925
checked

>> No.10686237

>>10685782
>YOU ARE A NORMIE
>braaap
>sniff
> quite pungent my dear
Yea no you don't see this stuff on reddit or Twitter mate. None of my friends who get laid regularly talk like this. No one here is a normie.

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10686264

BY THE WAY

IF YOU READ,WATCH, OR LISTEN TO JORDAN PETERSON UNIRONICALLY YOU ARE TOO FOR GONE.

>> No.10686272

>>10686264
Now I'm getting interested. Who is this guy? Have heard about him a lot.

>> No.10686278

>>10686264

Just because you unwittingly absorb everything you hear and read doesn't mean we all do.

>> No.10686305

>>10686272
self help guru
pandering to the pretentious majority

>> No.10686418

>>10686278
we all do