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Filthy Commie Edition

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Previous thread: >>10649296

>> No.10654745

So are we gonna talk about AIRG or what?

>> No.10654806

Where my /KR/ niggas at?

>> No.10654828

is this the only general that has a movie night? if so, im impressed.

movies and trading, what more is there to life?

>> No.10654830

>>10654745
looks like its gaining momentum
if it gets shilled on sunday, monday will go like this
dip at open
goes back up to 10.50-11.50 range, might oscillate a bit
closing close at 10 or less

>> No.10654863

>>10654731
fuck bernie. disgusting fucker wants to rob the population for something the majority don't want.

>> No.10654874

markets going to be so boring after TSLA goes bankrupt. were going to need a new meme.

>> No.10654890

More bad news out of Turkey
https://www.rt.com/news/435730-turkish-lawyers-us-soldier-arrests/
Watch market futures tomorrow, imagine it being Turkey that wakes the bear kek

>> No.10654903

>>10654890
good, fuck turkey

>> No.10654907

What apps do you guys use for tracking?

>> No.10654935
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10654935

>>10654806
Getting ready to take a position on Monday.

>> No.10654948

>>10654903
Look man I don't like the smelly turks either, but Euro banks are really exposed to Turkey, and inturn American banks are really exposed to the EU.
I hear on the radio that European countries central banks are freaking the fuck out over this.
Mr ERGO threatens the independence of the central bank of turkey, which needs to raise interest rates a fuck ton just to get people to give them money. Ergo might just be like LMAO no thanks, then turkey can't get more money to pay off it's past money. If they default on their mountains of liabilities, then Euro banks (especially already retarded ones like DB) are screwed.
The turkey has killed the golden bear

>> No.10654990

BUY AMD
SELL INTEL
BUY HI SELL LO
>>10654907
>apps
on desktop using tradingview + finviz + oilprices.com + 3 banks delayed tracking software for that slowpoke feel

>> No.10655030
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10655030

Pier 1 Imports stops paying dividend
I thought real life stores dying was just a meme

>> No.10655093

What do you guys think about that Movie Pass company HMNI? I bought 30 shares because why the hell not?

>> No.10655106

>>10655093
HMNY sorry

>> No.10655124

>>10655093
Buy DRUS, not HMNY.
Former has contracts with US gov and a pretty secretary, company is trying to reverse an old curse from the 1970s.
HMNY has an old moron in charge. Also, will get delisted since they're never going to get to $1 for 10 days straight.

>> No.10655153

>>10655124
DRUS?

>> No.10655185

>>10655153
Drone USA Inc, formerly Texas Wyoming Drilling
somebody was shilling this here a few threads back mentioning how it was going to moon

>> No.10655199

>>10655185
Not available on Robin Hood :(

>> No.10655210

>>10655199
Must be restricted on RH then, it's listed on the OTCMKT. Too bad.

>> No.10655221
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10655221

What's your preference for total market health S&P 500, W5000, or NYSE?
pic absolutely unrelated

>> No.10655229

>>10654806
30.5 calls for the end of september.

hope the IV isn't too rough.

really hoping for a moon mission.

>> No.10655240

also the entire turkish stock market has the same valuation of netflix.

turkey crisis is a front for profit taking.

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>>10655221
none of those anon, your pic is unironically and absolutely related
peg the total market health on the price of fast food and the lowest kind of food commodities, like the humble potato
>>10655229
sunrun frogposter's ready for it, so I guess this is the next one

>> No.10655282

>>10655250
kek you may actually be right

>> No.10655317

>>10655282
Don't take my word on fast food or food commodities though, because one way to maintain the same or a slightly lower price is to shrink the serving size. Yes, corporations have figured out how to downsize food.
So if you find yourself buying very smol potatoes in a big bag, you're being taken.

>> No.10655344

>>10655317
I actually don't buy potatoes because the US produces an ungodly amount of rice so it's way cheaper in terms of calories/$
seriously I get half a month's calories for less than 3 bucks
the little joys of living life as a poorfag :p

>> No.10655486

I've never bagheld a Chinese scam before, should I buy some SORL before earnings?

>> No.10655571
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>>10655486
>TTM PE: 4
>TTM EPS: 1.33
>SP: 5.23
Source: Yahoo Finance

Looks like an overly undervalued gem

Let's take a look at its financials:
>growing revenues : nice
>positive margins: nice
> receivables are growing and is nearly the same size of the revenues: is SORL really getting paid for their shits ?
>growing debts
>an explosion of payables

Oh it's just another chink exit scam shit and Wall Street is thinking the same
I have no words as to how to describe the ridiculousness of the chink way of running public company. Even niggers have some kind dignity.

>> No.10655654

>>10655571
Fuck.
Why can't we have this kind of due diligence more often?
That's beautiful, anon, thanks.

>> No.10655703

>>10655571
Are there any good resources out there on how to read balance sheets and spot fraud red flags?

>> No.10655776

>>10654874
true. I will take a break at that point

>> No.10655786
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10655786

I missed all the fun tonight

>> No.10655791

>>10655654
I wrote the Autism Inc. report on ROAD (which I am still bagholding)
I could have done many more DDs and share it here but I am just a lazy bastard

>>10655703
You go to the SEC website and pick 10-Qs and 10-Ks. Whenever you stumble upon something you don't understand, you go to Investopedia. Red flags are spotted when you can picture the reality of the lines you see in the balance sheet.

I wanted to work in the finance industry but I am afraid I might be too old (34 yo) to enter that field. I am comtemplating the accounting path.

>> No.10655840

>>10655791
>I wrote the Autism Inc. report on ROAD
That was a nice read.
Bought at 11.56 dumped at 12.00 made a smol profit.

>> No.10655858
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>>10655786
It's ok grim, we'll have more movie nights and stuff!

>> No.10655895

>>10655840
You did good
ROAD is a highly illiquid stock and it ofter has wild intraday swings
Sometimes, it dips below the $11 mark, which is a good entry point imo
The road (kek) to MIDTEENS™ is still long because I think the market is worried about the margins and their M&A strategy.

I believe they can save on the SG&A expenses of the acquired company, making this strategy viable.

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10656470

I am an insider at a large wall street firm that is well known.
I am overhearing talks about crashing the microprocessor market to the ground with no survivors. It will begin within the next 3 days. You have been warned.

>> No.10656583

>>10656470
I'm an insider at a bigger firm than yours.
We've been fudding in your firm to screw you over. Next time you'll think twice before wronging us.
Microprocessor market is about to moon.

>> No.10656603

>>10656470
>>10656583
would you guys hire a 34yo neet as an analyst ?

>> No.10656610

>>10656603
Only if you give me ball massage while doing market analysis

>> No.10656642

I'm the director of Micron's skunk works department.
The AI will be coming on-line on Wednesday.
Short at your own peril.

>> No.10656643

>>10656610
are they shaved ?

>> No.10657586

so how hard are we looking to get it tomorrow morning

>> No.10657589

>>10654863
The majority don't want health care?

>> No.10657596

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself

>> No.10657598

>>10657586
buy all the TSLA puts and you'll be fine.

>> No.10657610

>>10657589
Living past 50 should be illegal anyway.

>> No.10657623

>>10657596
stop this plz. these people thrive on attention and you are just feeding them. it is embarrassing.

>> No.10657649

>>10657596
Just ask um on a date already

>> No.10657738
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10657738

>Bernie
This worst thread every

>>10657596
;_; pls no me still sad from forex and crypto dying

>> No.10657746

>>10657738
Die you retarded hateful bagholder. Choke on your fun and ripple bags, cripple.

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>>10657746
Nuuuuu ;_;
You will be wrong, FUN & XRP LITTERALLY only crypto with use case

>> No.10657867

>>10655030
>not wanting to buy crap quality decorative furniture at 3000% markup
idk famalama I can't fathom why they aren't doing well.
>>10655240
Kek. turkey is literally who. Will cause a panic dip and introduce good buying opportunities, if anything, before people realize that if turkey fell off the planet tomorrow no one would notice for several years.

>> No.10658259

based janitor-kun
now go fetch an adult and get it banned before it recovers

>> No.10658689

>>10657738
>>Bernie
>This worst thread every
Yeah I agree, it don't make sense. This like the most capitalist board there is

>> No.10658793
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long Mattel

>> No.10658796
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>>10657586
Load up on TVIX and Depends underwear.

>> No.10658867

>>10658689
ironic shitposting

>> No.10659105

>>10654731
Socialism is unironically the future.

That said, I've been investing a lot in robotics process automation stocks. I really think they're going to take off. Data analytics (Alteryx and Tableau) are also good bets.

>> No.10659130

>>10659105
>Socialism is unironically the future.
Get off this board now

>> No.10659137

>>10659130
Automation is going to replace almost all of the workforce. You can't have capitalism without wage labor. There will have to be socialism.

>> No.10659189

>>10659137
Nah just put everyone that can't afford slave robots in the space force, problem solved. How are we gonna conquer space if we have people leeching off the system at our home base planet Earth?

>> No.10659226

>>10659189
Yeah, just ship the scum of the Earth off to the colonies, what could possibly go wrong.

>> No.10659247

Can someone red pill me on Puts over just buying and holding a stock

>> No.10659259

>>10659137
there will be capitalism, but the 90% of people who can't work a useful job will have poverty-level UBI that they'll use to buy legalized fentanyl. maybe some people will call this "socialism"? hard to tell what the word even means these days

but yeah if you think there's a wealth gap now you ain't seen shit.

>> No.10659278

>>10659247
what

>> No.10659293

>>10659259
There will be socialism. Ocasio-Cortez and Bernie are just the beginning. Ocasio-Cortez is actually a socialist. Bernie is just a social democrat.They're popular because we are in late stage capitalism. The corporate democrats are comprised mostly of boomers, so the long-term platform of the Democratic party will be socialism. Republicans will likely never be in control again after the mid-terms.

>> No.10659308

>>10659247
I keep seeing people here saying stuff like >>10657598
like what's the point in a Put?

Sorry english isn't my first language so I have issues wording

>> No.10659311

>>10659247
There's even an index for this, CBOE PutWrite.
And long story short the market is efficient and you can't cheat your way into excess gains by simple sleight of hand.

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>>10659293
keep dreaming commie

>> No.10659317

>>10659278
>>10659308
Wrong reply

>> No.10659322

>>10659317
puts mean shorting the stock

>> No.10659326
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>>10659293
>They're popular because we are in late stage capitalism.

>They're popular

Anon...

>> No.10659328

>>10659315
Nice rebuttal. Capitalism is on the decline.

>> No.10659336

>>10659328
Youve already lost, no rebuttal is necessary :)

>> No.10659340
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10659340

if Kroger failswithin the next 30 days I can finally fuck off to comfy ETF stocks

>> No.10659347

>>10659340
What do you mean by this?

>> No.10659372

>>10659340
Based kroger owns ralphs

>> No.10659402

how many hundred points will the markets fall monday

>> No.10659413

>>10659372
I look at food4less instead.

It's a much cheaper version of Ralph's and they carry more Kroger based products which are about 30% cheaper than the brand cost

>> No.10659454

Part of DD is going out there and doing actual research.

>> No.10659509

>>10659293
GTFO faggot
we dont want to talk about socialism
theres better places t do this shit
so fuck off and stop trying to bring up socialism in our comfy weekend bread
you know damn well what youre doing here

>> No.10659558
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10659558

for my fellow cruisers
looks like DRUS was heavily shorted all week
judging by fridays close a lot had to cover
im betting were gonna regain our trend line at the very least next week

>> No.10659561

>>10659454
this is why I scout all the isles at every store

>> No.10659583
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10659583

What is the 1981 apple of 2018?
I need a 1000x

>> No.10659655
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10659655

looks like the action i noticed on VIX this week was from commercial specs stepping up their positions

large specs continue to short
alongside small specs
very strange imo
large specs can obviously hold through anything, but i could see small specs getting squeezed desu. looks like they were almost net long by the middle of the week, but then shorted this friday spike

i currently have a couple VIX puts i bought for the weekend
planning on vol dropping back down monday, and ill take my lunch money and go long IWM this week till i see a sign

>> No.10659665

>>10659583
>pic
FBI pls go
fucking degenerate

>> No.10659677

>>10659402

It's the big one

>> No.10659681
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>>10659655
VIX to 9
rarara

>> No.10659718

>>10659583
Delete that image fag

>> No.10659734
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>>10659677
lol not yet
this is the part where small specs think its all ogre, then short too early and lose fucking everything

>>10659681
i agree actually, and that would pay me very nicely, so i can only hope
i see it going back to 10-11 tho imo
that VIX backwardation that anon noticed months ago for midterms is almost here (though it has steepened a bit), and midterms tend to be generally bullish
this is prolly the last of the bull well see for a bit tho, so take advantage of it desu

>> No.10659765

>>10659734
the contango for the end of august is extremely steep tho, so be prepared imo
september looks almost like backwardation tho. well have to see when we get closer

>> No.10659815

If the US collapses it's game over for everyone else too, right?
There's no point in making contingencies for a scenario that's not survivable anyway.

>> No.10659833

Now that crypto is dead been looking for local jobs that have for do with trading (before me give up and just do disability)

There are actually surprising amount of grain / oil storage companies looking for people O.O

Will 3 months of positive S&P trades + corn & cattle futures knowledge impress ne of these people?

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10659838

So, tell me /smg/, is Turkey about to trigger another 1997-style Asian crisis over the Emerging Markets, while also spiraling Europe in it and then the whole world?

>> No.10659851
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>>10659833
Forgot pic @_@

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10659866

>>10659838
Take a guess
Hint: Soros never loses

>> No.10659885

>>10659833
Refer to >>10657596

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>>10659833
nope, anyone that reviews your trades will laugh

>> No.10659909

>>10659734
adding to this, it looks like the best way to play long VIX rn (sans futures or call options on VIX) will be with the medium term VIXM ETN
much less contango out there. you definitely dont wanna be HODLing UVXY rn, as you will lose a LOT to futures rolls

>>10659838
maybe
personally im waiting on a rally from TUR before shorting again
the next EM i see in a precarious spot is south africa (EZA)
their govt, the ANC, is playing zimbabwe-simulator, and i cant see a scenario where this doesnt cause serious problems for their economy. additionally their elections are coming up soon. those tend to be incredibly corrupt and w the ANC losing favor, we might see some real civil unrest. especially if the ANC goes ahead w its plans to keep butchering white landowners

>> No.10659984

>>10659866
So your calling what exactly? That turkey won't crash the market?

>> No.10659987

>>10659838
yes to first
while also spiraling in europe. not as much as people think

>> No.10659997

Anyone else all-in on Alteryx?

>> No.10660002

I'm going to purchase 50 "shares" of SVXY without caring about commissions on Monday
What am I in for?

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>>10659892
Laugh all the way to bank $_$

>>10659885
>unironically thinking me will kill self when am eligible for free cripple bucks for life
That right wagie you gonna be funding me next gpro investment

>> No.10660061

>>10660002
repeat of feb

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>>10659987
Aren't EU banks exposed to Turkey though? I mean, if fucking Greece which was a literal who country with 200 Billions $ of GDP was such a shitshow to the EU banks, what to think of Turkey with its 850 Billions GDP and more than half of its debt in foreign currency, mostly euros?

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10660074

>The Saudis are going to fund electric cars
Fuckin' what?

>> No.10660090

thoughts on csco? anyone? thoughts? csco? thoughts?

>> No.10660102

>>10654828
we have a movie night?

>> No.10660122

>>10660002
shouldve done it on friday close
VIX contango is getting really steep, so youll prolly make some decent moneys. just be aware that there will likely be another VIX spike at some point.save some dry powder to average in on spikes

personally, i like doing puts on VXX, better as you can get higher reward, w a MUCH smaller cost basis.

>>10660061
not yet
well prolly hit ATH on S&P before the next big spike desu senpai

>>10660074
theyre hedging
also, i dont buy the idea that the saudis are the ones buying out TSLA at $420
elon is entirely full of shit and will go to jail
cap this

>> No.10660136

I have $30 left over on Robinhood. I had bought two shares of Pegasystems. Anything worth buying in the $30 range?

>> No.10660147

>>10654828
this is literally the only general that matters in the entire chanosphere

>>10660136
3 TSLA 50 strike 9/21 puts for elons imminent arrest

>> No.10660168

>>10659583
Goddamnit. I don't need to see lolis wearing shirts that say that.

>> No.10660184

>>10659583
How do I unsubscribe from the watchlist?

>> No.10660185

Where's the big whale anon with the insider info. What can we expect on Monday.

Are we crashing this plane with no survivors?

>> No.10660202

>>10660184
i think there's a fine print link on the fbi's website, but they make it a real hassle

>> No.10660220

>>10660202
t. knower?

>> No.10660235

>>10660202
It can't be as bad as cancelling xbox live was in the early early of the 360. Couldn't be done on the console. Couldn't be done on the website. You had to call and wait on hold for a pajeet to manually cancel your subscription.

>> No.10660238

>>10659308
"puts" and "calls" are the two types of stock options. options can get you returns far in excess of just buying stocks

if you want to play with options, read eeeeeeeverything you can about them before you start using real money or you'll get rolled

>> No.10660251

>>10659293
the democrats have abandoned economic leftism to focus on racial grievance politics

honestly not sure if this is better or worse really

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10660357

whats the consensus on twnk
are we betting on the dip or what

>> No.10660412
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10660412

ever since i quit my job, and with school starting back up again, i find myself in need of money

whats some good ways to make money on the side? I can donate blood plasma for $40 a week, but thats all i got

is there any options plays that are consistent enough that they can be done weekly?
and does anyone know of a work from home thing that I can do, besides pyramid scheme salesmen to my old highschool friends?

I need to move out, but with school from 11-4 3 days a week, its hard to find a "regular" full time job

inb4 drug dealing, im trying to stop doing that, the stress isnt worth it

>> No.10660414

so why is tomorrow going to be particularly red? What all did I miss?

>> No.10660437

>>10660412
the problem with the stock market is you don't make any money unless you already have a shitload of money, at which point it doesn't matter that you're making money

if you're using options to generate income you're just going to get your sweet ass caressed by the index fund jew who wrote it.
Your best bet is to invest in high-div-yield companies, or a monthly-dividend ETF.

>> No.10660443

>>10656470
for you

>> No.10660445

>>10660414
tommrow is gonna be a green day
turkey is the most ridiculous FUD yet

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10660460

>>10657596
post body pics

>> No.10660462

>>10660445
okay so what are the reasons the others think it's gonna be a red day tomorrow

>> No.10660485

>>10660462
theyre just dumb small specs
Probability speaking, its usually a green day. especially since vix is low

>> No.10660655

>>10660462
Wishful thinking.
The permabears here labour under the delusion that they're smart and disciplined enough to catch the knife on the crashing stock market as The Big One™ happens and buy the mother of all dips.

>> No.10660686

>>10660655
yeah... but...
what are they saying is the reason that tomorrow is going to be The Big One™ this time

that's all I really want to know
what's going on that they're so riled up

>> No.10660770

>>10660070
Everyone is skittish. In a skittish market people are scared of downside risk very heavily. Turkey will still have tourism. The big thing is a terror attack or something like that which would drive away tourism.

They also don't have as much foreign denom debt as 1997 asian crisis.

Turkey will still be shit on and everything though. Not denying that.

>> No.10660854

>>10660686
>>10660770
Tomorrow will be the great battle of the Golden bull and the Golden turkey

>> No.10660884
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ME DID IT
Finally sucked enough penis for have acsess to realtime futures data and orderbook! Yayayayay

>>10660462
Me have no opinion until futures open

>> No.10660906

>>10660884
next goal bloomberg terminal?

>> No.10660953

>>10660686
Read the previous threads, especially the ones from Thursday and Friday. Big boy graphs in there.

>> No.10660991

Who else wants to buy NVDA at 200?

>> No.10661013

>>10660462
im macro bearish and can tell you that monday will be a green day

were going to continue going up to at least ATHs in the S&P again before another serious crash
i will be net short the VIX till round 11, and will be long the russell on IWM until i see another sell signal from junk bonds

>> No.10661023

>>10660991
Im already in nvidia fucking chip stocks this year have had some nasty selloffs but usually recover with time.

With all of the leaks coming up theres a chance that the new gpus will release next month and you might miss the opportunity to buy it that cheap. Overall they are great company esports gaming and datacenters will provide some security for the next few years.

>> No.10661032

>>10660686
>what are they saying is the reason that tomorrow is going to be The Big One™ this time
because they think markets go straight down
they dont
even if this is the beginning of the correction (it isnt) it will still be a bumpy ride.

>> No.10661054

>>10661023
:^) yeah get it this cheap. 254.5

I bought earlier this year at 240 and already sold at 255

>> No.10661079

>>10660906
Me want Jigsaw sponsors next :D

>> No.10661093
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10661093

AMD's newest product

>> No.10661118

>>10660884
no honking in this thread

>> No.10661164

>>10661079
Set up a patreon

Pretty sure someone will take your bait

>> No.10661382

How do I short the entire Chinese market?

>> No.10661388

>>10661079
>>10661164
This entire thread would donate for nudes

>> No.10661434

>>10661093
>Performance*

>> No.10661448
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10661448

What broker do I use after I graduated from robinhood?

>> No.10661452

>>10661054
I just shake my head every time I look at where NVDA is currently trading. I bought my shares in 2014 when it was trading at ~$18. $250/share seems like an obscene price.

>> No.10661465

>>10661382
$YINN or $YANG
Also Google it you fucking faggot.

>> No.10661566

>>10661434
It's the best* product in the world.

>> No.10661583

>>10661452
NVDA bought call options in machine learning which became a big meme. Also their competitor is AMD which was dying at the time. With more companies going into AI Chips they will come back to earth a little but still have good growth.

>> No.10661665

>>10661382
YANG
judging by chinese corporate debt market, their market could be in for a similar event to february imo

>> No.10661676

>>10661583
I agree and this is why I continue holding the shares. As a developer who writes software to do mathematics, I can say that the cuda ecosystem is a pleasure to work with and has been a game changer for me.

>> No.10661805
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>>10661118
Honk honk honk

>>10661164
>>10661388
Kek
Me hopefully will get for free :P

>> No.10661870

>>10661805
>tfw no matter how much money you make, you'll never get RKG nudes

>> No.10661931

I want tripwhores to go back to /soc/
Unless you're betting $100k on earnings on options expiring next week I don't give a shit

>> No.10661978

>>10661931
Haha okay sweety

>> No.10662022
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>>10661870
>wanting to see a naked grey alien with no legs

>> No.10662036
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10662036

Anyone else in this?

>> No.10662051

>>10659655
comm specs are overwhelmingly long, shouldn't you go long as well?

>> No.10662059

>>10662051
comm specs are hedgers, they only trade opposite large large specs....

>> No.10662064

Has anyone here messed with HUYA? I'm looking at the chart and it looks like it might break out this week.

>> No.10662093

>>10662036
Euro falling because of le turkey?

>> No.10662097

>>10661676
I'm about to get a rig for AGI development. Was going to go openCL instead since I'm going entirely custom and not using anything existing. Good choice?

>> No.10662102

>>10662059
>small specs always get rekt because large specs have more capital
>comm specs have even more capital
therefore large specs will get wrecked by comm specs when they are opposite positions, no?

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>>10662102
no...
Comm specs ARE large specs hedge positions,
in other words its not the direction they are trying to take it

>> No.10662140

>>10662117
so follow large specs?

>> No.10662156

>>10662093
Probably just one of the factors. US stock market in general is recovering quite well after February, I expect more volatility.. but I think the market sentiment is going towards the favor of US.

>> No.10662166

>>10662140
yes always
in the case of the vix, the large spec is the fed

>> No.10662180

red futures 1/2 a percent

>> No.10662263
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10662263

>>10662180
wat?

>> No.10662278

>>10662263
prediction
bloody week

>> No.10662299

>>10662278
Futures aren't open tho?

>> No.10662316

>>10662299
ppl are going to start cutting china exposure this week I think.

>> No.10662400

Dollar opens Gap down

>> No.10662609

>>10662097
Ahh, the openCL/cuda decision. I started with cuda and fell in love with it. Nvidia thoughtfully provided me with gpu-enabled versions of the old c math libraries that I wanted for my work. By the time I considered openCL, I was already mostly married to cuda and couldn't see a reason to change. One caveat is that the software I write is for my own purposes and I don't care about compatibility.

>> No.10662645

>>10655786
The stream wasn't that good. Going to keep at it tho.

I didn't figure out recording, but some other dude that was hyped about Kroger did a stream of my stream though and recorded a snippet:
https://m.twitch.tv/videos/296192035

>> No.10662687

>>10655791
>I wrote the Autism Inc. report on ROAD (which I am still bagholding)
That shit was impressive. I thought somebody like teh_profit was just meming like I did in that email to ZeroHedge
>I could have done many more DDs and share it here but I am just a lazy bastard
I find this far too relatable.

>You go to the SEC website and pick 10-Qs and 10-Ks. Whenever you stumble upon something you don't understand, you go to Investopedia. Red flags are spotted when you can picture the reality of the lines you see in the balance sheet.
>I wanted to work in the finance industry but I am afraid I might be too old (34 yo) to enter that field. I am comtemplating the accounting path.
You can just keep investing your own cash.
I'm 23 and am investing 35 to 40 grand.
Nevertheless, I appreciate your posts on here

>> No.10662717

>>10655858
Fact. :)
Definitely more, and better, streams and possibly movies in the future

>> No.10662779

35% possibility of Joe Rogan / Elon Musk podcast tonight

>> No.10662886

Turkey's 2nd largest bank announced today that it wont allow citizens to convert their money into USD, EUR, GBP lol

>> No.10662900

>>10662400
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-08-12/charles-gave-recession-2019

Dollar shortage people
Long USD
Long long-term US bonds

>> No.10662971

How will Turkey affect oil and tech?

I'm interested in the downside of RDS, BP, and CVX right now. I also think MU and T are at great places for the long haul

>> No.10662983

>>10662886
Turkey is done. The madman approach is going to cause even bigger falls.

This is some extreme stupidity at work.

>> No.10662984

new zealand open in 5 min, watch the USDTRY..it's gonna be fun

>> No.10663029
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>>10662886
that is excellent way to induce panic at least

>> No.10663046
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10663046

>up $100 in just the last year
>basically a monopoly in its industry
Can Adobe even be stopped??

>> No.10663047

Turkey collapse gonna be comfy, instead of pumping the brakes on it they pushed the pedal

>> No.10663053

Roach funeral

6.7997 +0.3965 +6.19%

RIP TUR

>> No.10663067

blood everywhere

>> No.10663072

6.9448 +0.5416 +8.46%

>> No.10663073

DING DING DING

FUTURES ARE OPEN AND THEY'RE DOWN

>> No.10663075

What are you annualised returns so far?

Measly 10.53% here but I'm going for a boomer strat, so it's to be expected.

>> No.10663093

>>10663072
It's done. It's over

Turkey is collapsed. New Syria. If europe wasnt cucked they would have pesticide ready to deploy at borders.

>> No.10663098

>>10662687
Hey thanks m8
I like teh_profit a lot. He has the will, the intelligence and the guts to play the macro game with options.
I dedicate my life to educated bagholding.

>>10662983
I don't think Erdogan is such a total madman...

I think he knows he is holding the european dimmis by the balls and he is facing 2 outcomes by playing it durka durka:
1-watch the euro financial sector going down with his country
2- force momma Merkel and his euro slaves to bail out his turkroach ass

He may be trying to force the greek "pay denbts" outcome.

You guys should go short EURUSD and euro banks (disclaimer, I didn't put my money where my mouth is)

>> No.10663110
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10663110

This is bad for $MU

>> No.10663123

>>10663098
He's on the edge right now. I don't think he backs down. COLLAPSE coming

>> No.10663125
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10663125

Cease your selling at once

>> No.10663134

What are the chances of Turkey leaving NATO and forming an alliance with China/Russia?

>> No.10663152

>>10663125
really, really bad advice dude

>>10663134
no benefit

>> No.10663163

>>10663123
>>10663134
Or maybe Erdogan knows he has the implicit support of China and Russia (and basically leaving the USD eco block)

>>10663125
Buy the dip

>> No.10663166

It's over.

7.0198 +0.6166 +9.63%


DEAD ECONOMY

DEAD ECONOMY

>> No.10663180

>>10663163
lol, erdogan is dumb if you haven't fucking noticed

>I'mma crash my economy to join China/Russia and lose all my tourist economy from EU

no one will want the smoldering ruins of Turkey on their side if he does this.

>> No.10663182

>>10660770
>>10660655
>>10660485
>>10660445

laughing so hard at these completely inept losers

hope your accounts get blown to shreds you fucking nerds

>> No.10663199

>>10663182
I said skittish, that means big dip. I'm on the bear Turkey and sold out of a lot of exposed shit last week.

Difference is I plan to buy dips.

>> No.10663208

Why are japanese investors so conservative? Their market always moves 2x on downside news it should.

>> No.10663233

Bitcoin 10k by end of month. I don't like BTC at all, but people who like buying that shit now is literally the best timing I think

JUST GUESSES

>> No.10663238

>>10663166
Checked, dubs confirm
My puts have me rock hard right now

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10663255

>mfw its a green day tommrow anyway

based. feels good

>> No.10663256

Buy EDZ

T*rkey's fake dried-fig 'money' just cracked through 7-to-1 USD and the Emerging Market FX index broke through its support. The fun is only starting

>> No.10663279

>>10663255
>bulls coping with obvious signs of financial carnage

>> No.10663282

>>10663256
>EDZ
>that gap up to $51

What in the fuck

>> No.10663284
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10663284

Anyone know of good renewable energy companies? Looking to invest in the industry as I see it only expanding in the next 10 years. However I think the huge oil conglomerates will probably outdo any small companies and essentially have the new monopoly in renewable energy.

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>>10663279
fake dip
Just buy it
Nobody cares about Worthless turkey
Conditioned dip

>> No.10663303

>>10663282
The black swan was a turkey all along

>> No.10663304

If futures break 2827 it's over. It's all downhill baby.

>> No.10663317

>>10663302
I just want a sizable dip so I can put half my money into VTI like a responsible person.
Always buy the big dips

>> No.10663318

>>10663282

Heck yeah, and it feels fricken' good

Burn, baby, burn

>> No.10663327

>>10663303
KEK

Ankara is partying like it's 1929 and soon so will we.

>> No.10663329

>>10663317
yeah you and and everyone else but thats not ever gonna happen
It got literally patched. Dont you understand?

>> No.10663336
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10663336

Any suggestions on good long term holds to add to a dividend portfolio. I'm namely looking for something on the consumer defensive end and banking.

If I help I'm working on the M1 Finance app, so I'll be buying fractional shares and constantly reinvesting my dividends over the next 30+ years.My goal is to eventually live off my dividend and then pass my portfolio to my children.

>> No.10663341

>>10663329
When the bulls become more delusional than the bears, you know it's time for a happening

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10663362

>>10663341
Green Day

>> No.10663364

First for the shoe-shining stock market tip giving negro

>> No.10663371
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10663371

For everyone holding CEI, it's going to get interesting this week.

>> No.10663391

>>10663362
We shall see my fren, we shall see soon

>> No.10663405

>>10663362
So little chance of this.

>> No.10663415

BTC 10k+ by Sep

>> No.10663417

>>10663391
>>10663371
>>10663341
>>10663327
>>10663317
>>10663304
>>10663282
>>10663279
>>10663238
Hi there!

You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a tripcode when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your tripcode when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a tripcode when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!

Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bait to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!

>> No.10663421

>>10663362

>if I p..p..post i..it enough it w..w..will h..happen :(((

>> No.10663483

BTC forming a bull flag it seems. Might buy some MARA.

>> No.10663511

Turkey/China issues are pretty perfect for BTC.

>> No.10663512

>>10663417
Hehe thanks for the input friend!

>> No.10663519

What are your thoughts on doing a long straddle with DBX options?

Balancing Dropbox's COO leaving and a good quarter makes me think that expecting a 5~10% decline on Monday is not outlandish, but I also want to protect against the upside because bulls are too emotional at times.

>> No.10663527

Joe Rogan and Elon just both tweeted within 20 minutes of eachother. Stay tuned for potential podcast tonight. Both in LA.

>> No.10663581
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10663581

Anyone have any good tips? I'm out of ideas...

>> No.10663585
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>>10663527
Inb4 Rogain just sucks his dick about his magic mars program and reddit futurology. Fuck, the midget probably doesn’t even know what a stock is.

>> No.10663628

>>10663585
That's what maximizes the trolling of going on. Joe does jack shit stock wise or finance wise. He won't even ask Musk about going private just about aliens.

What could beat a 3 hour interview with a dude who doesn't even bother to ask about going private.

>> No.10663646

>>10663581
westpac

>> No.10663687
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10663687

order flow
it am so beauty

all the strength on ask side for NQ & ES

>> No.10663729

>>10663110
felt great selling my MU last week
stock can only go down

>> No.10663746

>>10663628
Elon will be max autism under stress.
On his Q2 earnings call it was seriously cringe, I couldn't finish it

>> No.10663752

I bought 100k (my retirement [42 Y.O.]) of MU @ 58. What should I be on the lookout for the next 12 months?

>> No.10663767

>>10663527
that's going to be such a concentrated level of cringe the world might change as we know it

>> No.10663785

>>10663767
Joe set it up this week. His last two podcasts happened with left wingers and he was on best behavior. They definitely talked about it.

Joe will be on all fours ready to suck on his nuts for however long it lasts. It won't be cringe but it will infuriate any elon haters.

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10663809

I’m gonna start a sweatshop making Iphone accesories after the crusade

>> No.10663811

Is looking up and writing down every term i dont recognizes from investopedia to a journal, a sufficient way of learning the fundamentals trading stocks?

I'm low key obessesed with all of this new information but it seems like there is a ginormous learning curve.

>> No.10663827

How do I invest in the inverse of F but still get their divvy?

>> No.10663828

>>10663811
Paper trade as well. It won't prepare you emotionally from real losses and hte anxiety of holding, but if you're prone to really learning, you can make it. Knowing definitions is great for getting jargon, but go deeper

>> No.10663833

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SNo1Lg_ZNk

>> No.10663851

>>10663828
You can paper trade all you want, doesn’t really get you ready for live rounds imo

It’s not the worst thing though, better than risking it all on your first go round

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>>10663827
sell covered call

>> No.10663867

Fourteen hours and seven minutes.

>> No.10663923

redpill me on Forex

>> No.10663933

>>10663923
;_;
you will be liquidated a few times until have hang of it

>> No.10663943

>>10663811
lurk and google shit and you will figure it out in about 4-8 months

>> No.10663949
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10663949

>>10663809
DEUS VULT, brother

>> No.10663952

>>10655486
>>10655571

>Look at 10k Sec filling
>2018
>UNAUDITED

Oh shit.You may be right.

>> No.10663981

>>10663933

what's your @ baby

>> No.10664011

>>10663923
look up interest rates and how they affect a currency's value and then look at global interest rate trends and you'll start getting a good idea of things.

>> No.10664015

>>10663923
Buy Turkish lira-it’s about to moon

>> No.10664024

>>10663923
Every country fucks over their population to weaken currency most of the time. Meaning your $5 an hour gets worse and worse so the people you work for are more competitive. Also to get rid of any debt in the system so the people making shit returns on their cash savings get fucked, social security gets fucked, etc.

>> No.10664027

>>10664015

I want to short BRL for when our currency inevitably plummets after this election

>> No.10664037

>>10663362
Not with the turkey shit going on, I'm usually bullish

>> No.10664064

>>10663923
Don't do it, it's manipulated so you'll get burned

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10664073

Based Kroger
https://youtu.be/7ybDPRh9y5w

>> No.10664074

>>10663952
Being unaudited isn't always a problem
The chink company is all in all a kind of wholesale business. In order to explain the dwindling cash pile they have to expand the balance sheet in lines one would have difficulties to verify : the inventories, the receivables and the payables.

>> No.10664098

>>10664073
I think I might pick some up at open. I trust you sunrun frog, even if my sunrun has since ranked. My fault for not exiting properly.

>> No.10664105

if you invested say, 20k in an index fund and watched it go up for a year or two to these heights, would you continue to contribute regularly or hold more cash for a major correction? granted it might be a year or two more but watching your original investment increase even more would be a good problem to have, albeit you might feel fomo about your new larger cash savings. what would you do /smg/? contribute what you could from every check or stack it up and wait for a better entry with a larger amount?

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10664124

>>10664073
buy BTC pls
also they deff reading your posts

>> No.10664125

>>10664098
You should probably wait until the turkey shit cools down

>> No.10664145

>>10664105
if you examine index history actual crashes are very rare and they typically recover within a year
during 1960's, ignoring inflation, annual growth was still 6.6%.
if the market overextends, sell some, but don't wait for the big one, because it'll likely never come outside of a catastrophic event like WW3

>> No.10664146

>>10664124
(((they))) are at the mercy of sunrun poster

>> No.10664160

I like your one piece but I am not going to buy cryptocoins

>> No.10664164

I just offered a girl on Whisper $100 for a blowie
How do I long prostitution?

>> No.10664176

>>10664105

We're due for a correction in the next 12 months. Best to hold cash for the time being and get into stocks at the next bottom.

Personally I'm short the nasdaq.

>> No.10664179

really neato video about mean reversion

https://www.tastytrade.com/tt/shows/market-measures/episodes/the-putcall-rank-08-09-2018

>> No.10664183

>>10664145
>>10664105

The whole point of buying an index is to be locked on with the index. You aren't trying to beat it or play it. If you start choosing when to put money in you are now not locked in with the index.

Over 20 years if you aren't playing the game and just doing lowest fee possible index averaging you will be fine. You should ignore trying to time it.

If you are tying to play the market it's a different ballgame. You would have to invest more time and hope your perception is better than the overwhelming average.

>> No.10664184

Waiting for the inevitable run on the banks in Turkey.

>> No.10664212

>>10664164
That’s nowhere near enough if she’s young and cute comfer. Baka!

>> No.10664216

>>10664164
You need to take a blood borne pathogens class. I don’t even shake hands anymore.

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>>10664146
sunfroggie giveth, sungroggie taketh away

>>10664164
WTF you creepy :O
also me wouldnt get out of bed for $100
$100 am crack whole price
$100 is what your charge perverted old man to give YOU bj

>> No.10664244

>>10664183
you're right of course. i'm trying to market time a sizable contribution instead of averaging through an up market. maybe i do overestimate my perception. i suppose only time will tell if that opportunity ever comes

>> No.10664250

>>10664241
I’ll give you $1(00) to post your tits ITT.

>> No.10664281

>>10664250
That's 20 shares of HMNY. That's a good deal RKG

>> No.10664286

>>10663923
its hard work, but the gains are there
https://www.babypips.com/learn

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https://youtu.be/V8wMfIayEnc

Banger

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>>10663923
I was liquidated like an hour ago. Do it, it's fun

>> No.10664338

>>10664306

based

>> No.10664347

>>10664250
>>10664281
me no want take money from anons X.X

>>10664306
literally everyone has been liquidated last week or this week
this was probably the closest thing to blackswan we've seen for awhile in forex

>> No.10664370

>>10664073
I'm still pretty butthurt I didn't buy it at 20

>> No.10664379

>>10664347
this isn't a female it's a 20 year old guy larping as a girl

>> No.10664406

>>10664379
>not wanting to see a feminine penis
What are you a fag or something?

Also did HMNY announce earnings? I want to point and laugh.

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>>10664379
kek comming from guy whose market sentiment matches CNBC and Bloomberg

>> No.10664462

>>10664444
you don't know how to trade

join the discord

>> No.10664467

TSLA would pretty much have to team up for their chip right? Are they really going to do all the work on it without a big partner?

Wouldn't it be a lot of work without access to cuda to begin with, let alone for tesla do it all inhouse?

>> No.10664476

name one(1) good penny stock for me to fuck around with tomorrow. I got 5 bucks to kill.

not HMNY

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>>10664444
bakin' a motherfucking QUADeroni pizza over here
fukkin' based

>>10664476
DRUS i guess

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people here sure are thirsty AF and its not for stocks

>> No.10664565

>>10662166
>>10662140
>>10662117
>>10662102
>>10662059
>>10662051
all of this is shit people should read if they trade VIX, or anything for that matter. its shocking that people can trade at all w out knowing how heavily the FED manipulates our economy. super useful tool

>> No.10664568

>>10664525
Traps have been inseason for far too long

>> No.10664572

>>10664525
The entire point of investing is so that you can accumulate enough money so that one day you can convince a female human that you're a good enough provider to have sex with.

>> No.10664575

>>10664525
Stay hydrated fren

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Anyone know how long it takes for your Robinhood account to be verified/accepted?

>> No.10664595

how do you stop from being an asshole while focused on trading? Seems correlated.

All the normal news is beyond boring.

>> No.10664599

>>10664572
This but unironically

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wheres the comfy podcast

>> No.10664629

>>10664572
Been there
Done that
Not worth it

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>>10664338
>>10664347
Yup. It was a great time.
Remember to take profits, and not buying more and more into your already profitable positions just to be wrecked later. Good luck friends

>> No.10664639

>>10664462
LOL
me have recived 10k+ in trading tools for free
pretty sure already have best connections in trading, dont need your pleb discord

>>10664489
kek was with me for that one

>>10664595
there no such thing as nice guy trader kek

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shit
me and ratsu are the only ones that are bullish on tomorrow
this has actually never happened
whats going to happen tomorrow?
i dont have any data points for this

>> No.10664657

>>10664633
aww :(
not quit forex forever dude!
you are many steps closer for becoming real forex trader

its very hard and liquidations are to be expected, even to the best

>> No.10664669

>>10664639
>doesn't understand irony

all of that """10k""" wasted on her

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>>10664669
>implying me not just want brag about getting free stuff x.x
y-yep

>> No.10664697

>>10664685
so glad people with autism who try and trade are 100% guaranteed to blow up their account

>> No.10664707

>>10664694
>>10664694
>>10664694

Fresh bread

>> No.10664897

>>10664651
roach spraying

>> No.10664925

>>10664281
I bought 50 shares of HMNY. Want that quick buck son

>> No.10665744

>>10664590
3-5 business days, generally