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DC insider here
Have a few friends inside the SEC. they are telling me the bitcoin etf approval delays are related to an ongoing investigation on Tether, Bitfinix and possible manipulations in the price of bitcoin.

Good luck

>> No.10623620

>>10623608
SEC insider here
We are not friends with any DC insiders

>> No.10623635

Satoshi here

I am releasing my bitcoins into the market soon, buyers beware

>> No.10623638

LARP Insider here,
Haev a few friends inside the LARP, they are telling me that OP is LARP is related to OP being a FAGGOT on 4chan, reddit, and possible tiwtter.

Good luck

>> No.10623647

>>10623608
SEC insider here, we have approved futures last week and started to working on moderating /biz board

>> No.10623657

>>10623647
FCC insider here, stay out of our jurisdiction.

>> No.10623674
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>>10623608
MCD insider, buy put stock in mac coin, now

>> No.10623677
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10623677

pepe here

>> No.10623703

Mcdonalds insider here, sergey dumped aĺl his 650k link on big macs in SF branch

>> No.10623708

Intel Insider here. ding. boodeeboodeeeee

>> No.10623715
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10623715

Random person here

Pump/massive reversal in September, screen cap this

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>>10623677
that pic made me kek so hard fuck

>> No.10623729

>>10623657
FCC insider here, please put report on /biz by Friday on my desk
p.s please include your findings on so called "anon" aka "the haxor" and his accompanist "OP" aka "the faggot"

>> No.10623732

CoinMetro insider here. Can confirm that Kevin’s forehead holds the key to mainstream adoption.

>> No.10623739
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>>10623715
what about august sir? I dont get paid until next friday, can I buy more LINK?

>> No.10623747

Mom here dinner's ready

>> No.10623749

>>10623608
smartcontract.com insider here. I’m inside Sergey’s stomach right now. Can confirm the BigMac meme

>> No.10624495

Genius here. Buy Monero.

>> No.10624560

>>10623608
Lies

>> No.10624606

>>10623608
/biz insider here
lick my nuts and go buy link with the rest of the retards that inhabit this hell-hole

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Here's a tip.

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>>10623608
Illuminati insider here, all this is distraction while we pump LINK to the high heavens.

>> No.10625225

>>10623608
IF THIS IS TRY AND WORD SPREADS THEN ALTS WILL BOOM LIKE CRAZY. EXPECT 30% CAP INCREASES. BUY MONERO TO RIDE OFF THE BACK OF THESE WHALES.

LOAD UP ON NON-TOKEN ALTS NOW!

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>>10623677
weeeeeeeeeee

>> No.10625238

SEC outsider here. Let me in it's cold outside.

>> No.10625246

>>10625228
literally me at work

>> No.10625263

>>10623608
Even if LARP, totally believable and plausible. Fuck Bitfinex, fuck Tether and fuck Spoofy.

>> No.10625271

>>10623608
Does anyone have a pink wojak for when the markets go green? I want them to keep going down so I can buy moar

>> No.10625273

>>10623708
Fucking kek

>> No.10625299

>>10625214

Sounds about right desu. Not sure about the 50k in q1 though

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>insider here

>> No.10625829

Ha! Assuming government pedos would prosecute the Tether/Bitfinex pedo... not happening.

>> No.10625842

>>10623608
Elon Musk here. Pls buy car

>> No.10625896

>>10625299
yeah the reason there's so many delusional people means there's still a long way to go until they sell

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Because they're against corruption right?
Pic is op

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OPs link checks out... god help us.

>> No.10626798

>>10623638
tiwtter insider here. can confirm LARP insider, OP is a FAGGOT

>> No.10626907

>>10623608
bryce was hinting at this yesterday

>> No.10626934

>>10623608
Currently inside the insider here. Insider is full of shit.

>> No.10626944

>>10623608
Yeah, they are manipulating btc to keep it low since 19k, you can see that with the huge volume comming just after that mark price.

>> No.10627004

>>10623747
based and redpilled

>> No.10627586

>>10623620

lolol

see everyone this is how you know someone is telling the truth

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>>10623677

>> No.10627695

>>10623608
Siiiiigh, I don't usually do this but because retardation his infiltrated this thread... I can back what OP is saying. That's not a negative thing, btw, but we all better pray that they ultimately decide that the market isn't insanely unstable (i.e. Tether money simply doesn't exist) or it's not getting approved.