/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for space superiority 2020

>>10620787
First for daddy Musk.

first for farmsworth

BASED EKSO, up 11%

I would like to also point out that I was fucking wrong on AMD low today. Well time to go back to holding and observing.

Bearfag genocide when?

AMD SLIP SLIDING AWAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNt5FnMK2sM

S U F F E R I N G

>>10620815
I'm literally crying rn

>>10620815
I'm just surprised it took this long to drop
Going to be funny watching it try to scramble back up to previous close

first for SPX all time high today

>>10620810
Based frogposter. What's the next moon mission?

WEED up 3.25%
AMRS up 2.6%
Sold TBP for 7% gains

If it wasn't for CRMD tanking I'd actually be in the green today!

WH IS TTWO GOING DOWN. THIS WASNT SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN

>stock kisses buy limit twice, then sell limit later in the day
>none of them get filled
What's the point of timing the intra day peaks perfectly if your broker fucks you right in the buypussy?

>>10620851
Is weed gonna break 40?

I have type 1 diabetes and it looks like big pharma has no interest ever curing my zombie existence - should I invest in LLY since they'll never be out of business as long as people like me don't quit living

>>10620846
that does not seem to be the general consensus

>>10620881
goddamn

all my quants point to a huge HMNY boost coming after hours

ride or die

Let's go TTD and FNKO. Don't let me down.

>>10620887
your quants are broken my friend

>>10620871
Consider its done it several times before, yes. The real question is how long until it does, and how far past 40 will it go?

>>10620875
Use a tobacco, diabetes isn't serious unless it's type 2, the type they never managed to cure. Invest in PM.

awake from trader na--- OMG NOOO IT DIDNT WORK WHYYYYY

>>10620373
you sound like a correlation trader....
why dont you use the actual correlation forumula the way hedgies do it ???? I.E. https://www.tradingview.com/script/JdOl7oYm-RS-Multiple-Majors-Currency-Basket-Power-Oscillator-V0/
has good example of custom corrolation

or why dont you use TV's built in correlation indicator i.e.
>inst1_corr = correlation(close, inst1_data, p)

also you can TOTALLY prove your HVG theory with statistics, i.e. something like pic related

>>10620899
Well I'm glad someone is having a worse day than me. Feel like AMD is trying to dig to china

>>10620902
>FNKO
why do dis m8
it's like cabbage patch dolls

>>10620902
>>10620929
FNKO more like FKNO amirite?

I have 40K AUD in Suncorp. Just copped a 5% swing, should I sell off the profit?

>>10620928
kek the scramble from 19.24 to 19.29
>19.29
>19.31
we great depression years now

>>10620928
Meanwhile, in bizarro land...

>>10620913
Are you telling me to live ironically cuz my life has been suffering since I was able to form permanent memories anon

>>10620946
Proves that while you may have a future R&D edge the market will not agree.

I’m wage slaving and trying to keep up, what did I miss?

So whatsup with TSLA ??

Bought a new buffet stock today at discount
its called SYF

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>10620787
First for a hard JUSTing from MU

S&P likes that FAANG is mooning

>>10620963
China up to no good with Mercedes Benz
and to ROKU anon I hope you sold at 57+, it went down

>>10620946
>>10620955
This is why the majority of my tech allotment is split evenly between the two. Also Intel has a div and AMD doesn't. I check both ways before crossing a one way street and betting on people being stupid has never done me wrong.

>>10620951
Sometimes irony leads to greater appreciation of authenticity. Just smoke a cigarettes, it'll cure your diabetes.

>>10620978
i did, thanks for advice

>>10620963
I'm about to wage slave in a literal factory, but AMD is down hard and Intel is shooting to the moon- maybe I will be able to buy something nice for Christmas

>>10620995
Chill bro, dont look at daily chart but more longer term

>>10620928
>Being so insecure that you crop your portfolio value
We're a poorfags here.

>>10620995
>AMD is down hard
It's not over until close and after hours
did you forget the dip to 19.10 yesterday

>>10620929
People love that capeshit stuff, and they have so many licenses to make that crap.

Also, what in the actual fuck is pumping this market.

>>10621004
I actually just wanted to try and make the chart the only thing and nice and square. More so as I'm getting like a billion texts and would rather not share those.

3rd time is a charm. SPY crack that 286 mark and off to the races.

>>10621008
AMD breaches $28 and we're all rich

>>10621015
Where would you have the money go instead? Bonds aren't worth the paper they're printed on and sitting on cash is retarded.>>10621015

Huh did WEAT just go up .01

pollster time
>age
mid 30s boomer
>line of work
attorney
>type of investments
dividend stocks, mutual funds, 401K, Roth IRA
>net worth
~400K
>retirement when
55 or when I accumulate $2.5Mil
>favorite investment
Based KO

>>10620870
I always try to be inside my actual buy/sell limits by 5% or so. If I want to buy at 1 I’ll set my limit at 1.05 and if my sell is 2 I’ll set my limit sell at 1.95. I’m losing money but at least I made the trade.

>>10620995
Damn I’ve been meaning to buy Intel but never had the free cash :/

>>10621031
It's not going to 28, not next year or the year after that. No way. INTC would have to fuck up badly by tremendously losing server market share or getting hammered with more bugs along the lines of spectre and meltdown.

TSLA gamble is taking bets right now.

>BAC is red today
>my puts are green
Buffet... Heh...

>>10621039
54
Wendy’s chef
Memes
6 gorillion
23
HMNY

>>10620919
word
thanks ill look into it for sure
looks very interesting

>>10621043
why did you not buy during that massive dip last time

>>10621034
That's not the point that I'm trying to make. Retail trader's can't push the market like this and smart money left in January (They move annually and quarterly). Where is all of this fucking money coming from?

>>10621039
how do you only have 400k cash if your deep into your 30s and have attorney income

>>10621039
This>>10621087

MNK still strong. Rest of my portfolio is shit. i had to sell PIRS and TST at a loss. Waiting to get back on GSKY. TNXP, ROAD, flat will probably suddenly drop violently.

Market is kinda fucked for opportunities. It was several hours of my time to research and DD and buy GSKY and it shit the bed.

Thinking to get out of equities until after the mkt corrects. Waste of time and money anymore. Nothing I do works anymore and nothing but the moat hidden shithole companies have any value.

>>10621039
this is me in the future
any life advice anon?

>>10621122
stay away from roasties

>>10621093

>>10621092
Because I’m a big stupid idiot and wasn’t paying attention to the market :(

>>10621132
Thanks for the answer, bro.

>>10621039
22
Work at University
Dividend and meme stocks, options """investments"""
17.5k
Smith & Wesson
T and cyclical PSMT

>>10621039
19
Uni student/Starbucks barista (you are free to laugh)
Junior mining and /smg/ memes
Only about 5k cash but a shit ton of camera gear, I'm guessing ~10k worth
Ideally before 60
Currently WEED, and I pray that one day NRG (the Canadian one not the US one) will take me to the moon

>>10621039
Early 30s
Psychology, not the kind that pays well.
Roth IRA, had a 403b because work for nonprofit lost all my money because 403b lost all my money during 2016-2017
Type, mostly dividends and growth.
Net worth? With student loans? Like 100k.
Retirement, probably never.
Fav investment, NNI. Student loans are here forever

>>10621087
>Wendy’s chef
Texas poster was a multi-gorillionaire this whole time. Did you know Dave Thomas? What was he like?

>>10621080
What is the strike price and date on those BAC puts?

>>10621130
This is probably the best life advice anyone could give. Now if I could only follow it.

>>10620964
The wheel is still spinning and the ball is in motion and it's not too late to lay down your bets

Bears are so smart
everyday Im blown away by their top notch analysis on the markets

Tesla is now priced as if there is a sub 10% chance.

>>10621130
tfw no gf (male)

>>10621184
It's about time for some more shitposting from Elon.

>>10621207
wrong, my models say he won't say anything until market close at the earliest and just as likely over the weekend

>>10621167
Years ago I met a richfag named Dave Thomas when I was delivering TVs.
The first thing he said when he opened the door was “I’m not the Wendy’s Guy.”

>>10621182
What bears? Being weary about floating around ATH makes you a bear?

>>10621164
>NRG
that penny stock is going down
did you do your research on how junior mining companies make it big, and correlate it to what NRG is doing right now

>>10620989
lol
whats the logic behind this?

>>10621093
theres hardly any volume so its not that either
imo its the large specs pushing the VIX down artificially. theyre getting out at ATHs rn and once theyre out, were pulling back some

>>10621182
To be fair, both bulls and bears have stupid people whose market analysis is an overused quote like "a used clock is right twice a day" or "paper money eventually returns to its intrinsic value -- zero."

>>10621216
might as well
it just shows you dont understand the magic of the SPX

sue elong musk now, reeeeee

>>10621039
>datamining

>>10621224
Their Nevada property looks so promising! I will admit I have not done much research on past junior mining companies and their successes though, would you care to fill me in?

>>10621039
20
Student
Stocks, meme and long term, Roth IRA my grandparents set up for me.
Like 3k in my RH account
ASAP :^)
I’m making a lot on AMRS; RUN treated me well too

Post the earnings casino for today please.

>>10621039
>age
21
>line of work
Pizza delivery boy and student
>type of investments
Boomer stocks and degenerate gambling
>net worth
~5k
>retirement when
Kms
>favorite investment
TWNK

>>10621262

>>10621253
>TSLA
Wew. Did anybody really buy at $380 thinking it was going to go to $420?

>>10621237
>whats the logic behind this?
suppresses appetite
>>10621214
That's just what Dave would say
>>10621262
see previous thread
>>10619964

>>10621278
but wouldnt the effects of nicotine on the heart be terrible for someone w type 1?

>>10621182
> HMNY """investor""" detected

>>10621240
Really, because Im seeing stupid bears with debunked arguments for years
Im seeing very very few true golden bulls, but more have arisen lately

>>10621277
I added 80 at 367

>>10621247
>SPX
>Not the Chadaq

>>10621088
am cant really help you because still trying wrap head around how correlation works
people say the biggest problem with this type of trading am multicollinearity ?_?

would really like learn the statistical analysis too, hedgies ALWAYS know the r of their trade history to the market,
its very important apparently to uncorrelated self from market

tell me if you smart guy figure this stuff out @_@

>>10621260
I'm not in the minerals business. Seriously do your research, it'll leave you knowing more about mining in general.

>>10621285
Once again, where exactly are these bears? Excluding eternal bear, of course. Also
>Not playing both sides

>>10621276
Im thinkin DBX might be good. they young bloods but we can make some coin.

>>10621283
Nicotine is very good for all your organs, 'specially the brain. If I ran the world massive nicotine consumption would be compulsory. Why do you think Ayn Rand made everyone in her weird sex club smoke constantly?

>>10621301
Let me know how that goes, I sold dbx the second I saw a profit.

>>10621276
Is Planet Fitness worth looking at?

>>10621295
What are your thoughts on tesla, guess

>>10621300
Where are they? Did you not see the literal red invasion on this thread since the correction? even 2017 every single day the people brought the same arguments will the market rocketed up

>not playing both sides
Do you understand we are in a bull market right now? Why would I take unnecessary risk gambling on bear shit? thats pure retardation

>>10621301
Thoughts on Planet Fitness?

>>10621039
>age
23
>line of work
Full time student
>type of investments
Just an IRA right now
>net worth
-10K (-16.5K by the time I graduate)
>retirement when
35 or when I hit 1.5million whichever comes first
>favorite investment
Dont have one

First of many
https://seekingalpha.com/pr/17241720-scott-scott-attorneys-law-llp-announces-investigation-tesla-inc-tsla

>>10621307
I've actually read about people who use patches and chew the gum just for the nicotine. It's the cigarette bit that fucks people.

>>10621289
NDX leads market but it too vulnerable to down trends
SPX nice stable middle ground that tradable

>>10621333
I hope nobody is surprised by this lol

>>10621322
me have said like 100 times
TSLA's top is 380
will never go over this price

>>10621039
>age
Early 30s boomer
>line of work
Middle management, blue collar /part time infantryman.
>type of investments
Biotech, pharma, oil, MLPs, other equities. Some bonds.
>net worth
~maybe 70k
>retirement when
60 because National Guard.
>favorite investment
MNK

I'm not gonna make it, btw.

>>10621349
lol get rekt bear XD

>>10621331
By the time I was done I had 79k in student loan debt. My Wife has more because law school. If you get out only with 17 or less things are great.

>>10621328
>A few people get nervous after a 10% correction and start hedging because of a 13 year bull market
>This makes them bears
Still not seeing it.

>>10621349
Not TA

What happens, is elon musk bluffing? TA means zero on TSLA right now

>>10621367
Yeah I did community college the first 2 years and worked at Dominos to cover tuition (which was laughably cheap). Then I moved back in with my parents and now go to a pretty cheap state school with a good business program. It sucks having no money and living with my parents at 23 but having that little debt is worth it

>>10621373
You just pulled hedging out of thin air
Obvious I hedge my positions myself, that isnt what we are talking about and you know it

>>10621336
So basically what you're saying is that the SPY is the NASDAQ for pussies?

>>10621039
33 yo boomer
GIS Technician (I make shitty maps)
roth and stocks
$82K
Work until I die
DRUS. We're gonna make it.

>>10621329
Think its a winner but ill buy a few shares for after hours trading insted of doing options.

So I think Amazon is probably going down by quite a bit soon.
There's no real way to tell how high it might go though (although I would find 2800 pretty unbelievable)
How do I make a profit if it would go to say 1200?
Would you short or buy put options?

>>10621389
I was asking you where the bearish sentiment was, because I'm not seeing it. Also why hedge if you have so much faith in the bull? Really sizzles my noodles.

>>10621387
I would have been somewhat better off if it hadn't been for the Masters degree. Which has done my zero good. Get out after you get your degree and get a real job. I highly recommend welding, my highschool dropout of a brother does it and he makes way to much money.

>>10621407
With options you're being on timeframe, magnitude, and direction. Your target price is 1200, but give me a timeframe and I'll tell you what puts to buy

>>10621366
made that chart in July
was 100% right so far, TSLA bounced right off orange line

>>10621376
insight into psychology terribly
am retarded and have no common sense >_>

like to think he figured out some short squeeze method that gonna rocket his stock to $1000

>>10621407
Isnt Amazon like the biggiest compnay in the world? Wouldnt uthink 1911 is a bit undervalued.
Sure eventually itll crash but i wouldnt throw a put on it hoping for it to crash anytime soon.

>>10621413
>im not seeing it
Youre lying or you need to read more forums and media...

>why hedge?
our conversation is done here
Ill be ignoring you the remainder of this thread unless you make me laugh

>>10621415
>I highly recommend welding, my highschool dropout of a brother does it and he makes way to much money.
The education bubble is real. Long trade skills.

anybody here shorting canadian real estate?

Man I wish some of these smoke shops in California were publicly traded. I'm still high, which is kind of concerning. It's been what 14 hours?

>>10621448
not touching that chinese shit, but good luck

>>10621448
>>10621467
Lel

>>10621438
Nah, you'll keep replying to me. The media is in full bull mode. You're acting as if you're a countrarian for taking the same stance as everyone else. Second, if you believe without a shadow of a doubt that the market is only going to head in one direction, why hedge? I'm still not understanding.

>>10621461
Consult your local weed wizard for an erection lasting more than four hours

>>10621039
>age
22
>line of work
Forestry
>type of investments
dividend stocks, junk from antique stores, shiny rocks, and foreign etfs
>net worth
Abysmal, but I live great
>retirement when
Probably never
>favorite investment
CAT, it nearly tripled my investment

Feels good to get a win on this after all the shit I got last night! Time to keep looking for quick shorts

>>10621393
kek @_@

fucking hell give us some SPY movement. I'm becoming fatigued from this 10 cent shit

>>10621501
Yeah I'm gonna tell him not this one, ever again. It makes me anxious? Werid sativa blend I think.

>>10621520
Dude, CAT has like the most cooked books of any none Chinese stock.

Does anyone think shorts are covering at 350? This is just maximizing betting right?

Bulls all buying at 350, bears all shorting at 350

>>10621540
i feel you homie

>>10621535
good job >.<

>>10621535
you were supposed to lose everything

elon is not pumping gas into this

he is letting it sit

think through why

>>10621541
You know what the say. Idaca puts you in da couch. Sativa gives you a near death experience.

Keep climbing Amazon. Take me to the moon

>>10621541
All I know is, that the US is fixing it's shitty 100+ year old infrastructure, and construction companies need equipment.

>>10621603
>Threadly reminder that bagholder said that Amazon would miss earnings and cause the next correction

>>10621555
>>10621557
Thanks! :D:D:D:D:D
It's still only worked twice, and BAC didn't work out nearly as well as KO because of bad timing. I'm categorizing all the patterns in RT to get better.
Hopefully I don't get slayed the 3rd and 4th time

Third time futures tried hitting the AtH and it failed. This shit is funny.

is this it or not

>>10621644
get your filthy puts off buffets stocks right now

>>10621285
>Im seeing stupid bears with debunked arguments for years
Me too. They call for a recession every year and it makes me wonder what kind of stock prices they don't declare overvalued.

>>10620787
Someone shill me something to put 100$ into and forget about

ENT

>>10621678
ATT isn't going anywhere and I think you could buy three shares. Solid div. Growing valuation. At a discount. Probably won't turn around in the next year.

>>10621678
You're butt lmao

So here is my current thought vector, DO NOT TRADE ON THIS. JUST THOUGHTS

I see Google and Tesla teaming up.
Elon signs NDA so he can't reveal who
Then the events we have seen happen.

>mfw robintrack is down
NOOOOOO MY BABY WHYYYY

>>10621671
Current list of things I might buy puts on today
VZ
KO
SNY
ROKU

>>10621490
>if you want to control risk then why are you investing invest at all?
Let me guess, you don't like options either, don't you?

>>10621696
>implying it's worth 100
3.50

Elon pumped TSLA so he could short at a higher price.

The absolute madman!

GST check it out.

Also, Tsla. Hahaha hah hah.

>>10621696
this
buy some lotion, nice wet wipes, salt scrub, get a wax, bleach

worth it

>>10621571
>not pumping gas
>electric car company

lols

Anyway Elon despises short term traders of his stock, long and short both, and he's said so many times, so yeah he's gonna leave us gamblers twisting in the wind for a few days

If it opens below 340 tomorrow I'm dumping in another grand

>>10620834
I can't see it making previous close. Which was 19.58 I believe. Not at this rate.

>>10621740
starting to look like you may see that before close today

bump for HEAR
buy at the dip

40 dollar by end of month

pre power hour pump

>>10621731
I'm a sweaty guy with hair there. No one would want to wax and scrub my bottom.

>>10621755
yeah there's no way it's going to climb like a bat out of hell again
time to HODL

>>10621794
Don't assume that though, you should check with the asians.

>>10621760
yeah but I won't have the FUNDING SECURED until tomorrow sadly

didnt teslaamd go all in TSLA on margin this morning?

>>10621775
Is this the same guy that brought us RUN?

>>10621740
it's not gamblers now. It's people who believe in Elon vs those that don't.

He is going to do a huge wealth transfer from the shorts to his fans.

>>10621828
no i don't even can tell you if RUN is a crypto or a stock lol

>>10621828
sunrun frog usually posts about his feelings regarding a stock, so it can't be him

50% chance any official form does not list source of funding.

People will think this shows it's fake and short more. NDA though.

If you see this event happen, go in on TSLA dip

hedging the fuck off these fucking TSLA losses. Really hope TSLA pays off in the end.

>>10621842
Reasoning behind HEAR then?

You guys are going to get burned by TSLA, I can't wait.

are TSLA bulls really this delusional?

>>10621911
It's not called a cult stock for nothing.

>>10621907
Explain please.

>>10621907
>>10621911
TSLA bulls produce the best COPE pasta. Delicious to save and consume
>>10621671
Puts on Buffet stocks re initiated, here we go with gen 3

>>10621918
because they sacrifice shorts like satanic cult

>>10621794
dont short sell your tushy like that !

>>10621922
The CEO is going to go to jail, and those shares won't even be worth enough to purchase a glass of grapefruit juice with vodka in it.

>>10621883
it's an awesome buy
most banks set it to 40 dollar
look at the past growth rate

also this but site is down ._.
https://www.nasdaq.com/g00/article/new-strong-buy-stocks-for-august-9th-cm1005198?i10c.encReferrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmRlLw%3D%3D&i10c.ua=1&i10c.dv=14

here is the german version idk if this helps
https://www.boerse-online.de/analyse/turtle-beach-buy-651499

>>10621907
What the fuck do u mean gonna ? im already down 90 bux from TSLA

>>10621942
SEC opened an investigation today.
Grimes is crying saying goodbye to her man

>>10621942
>mixing vodka with grapefruit juice
>mixing vodka with anything at all

would ya look at that... turns out the SEC was already investigating TSLA before the musk tweet
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-08-09/tesla-is-said-to-face-broader-sec-scrutiny-over-musk-statements

>>10621931
Haha comfy did you just do two day trades to lose 2 bucks?

>>10621424
9 months - 1 year
Can you explain why you would use that over shorting?
Sorry for the late response, got a call.
Made a thread about options and some questinos here:
>>10621321

>>10621963
it has nothing to do with TSLA. it is because he donated to Trump and named the Jew in regards to the media

>>10621931
>KO again
I aint gonna forgive this

>>10620787
Just went hard and long into precious metals, at a time when the US dollar is strengthening. Predict my levels of JUST for me /smg/

Americans with poverty portfolios make me feel a little better about living in the third world, with a third world income.

!!! dump attempt failed, we might see S&P move UP now

>>10621942
>The CEO is going to go to jail
hahahahahahahaha

Oh man wait is there a PredictIt market on this so I can bet against it? Best part of this whole thing has been watching all these non-lawyers on StockTwits and Twitter yelling about "muh market manipulation"

>>10621965
No my last KO put was a few days ago, I lost a few dollars to enter the position.
>>10621985
I-i'm just doing it so I can buy more KO after the crash!!

>>10621997
Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

>>10621988
>metals
sex with mother earth kind of fucked level

>>10622014
Please do not bully my future office slut

>>10621997
Nap for victorious bulls soon

>>10622015
That's exactly the kind of fucked I want to be.

>>10621435
Mhh, I kinda believe in the expansion of Amazon, but they went up 100% in the last 12 months.
Remember when they surpassed Walmart in market cap? That was like a year or two ago, now they are 3 times its size.
They have a P/E of 115 or something.
All the darlings of the 1st tech bubble eventually stopped growing and started trading at P/E of 15 or max 20.
That means that Amazon has to grow its profit 7-fold to only justify being this pricy.
And as you know the price moves from overvalued to undervalued.
I think if all goes right, Amazon will expand 10 times and be a 1-1.5 trillion dollar company with a P/E of 15 20 years from now but right now it's overvalued and it will move into undervalued territory (crash) as soon as the 50% growth per year turns into only 40% growth.

>>10622053
>That means that Amazon has to grow its profit 7-fold to only justify being this pricy.
Nah, that just means they need to stop spending their profit on growing even more.

>>10622007
It's under NDA I think

>>10622024
they not giving up ! abort abort abort

>>10622014
... abort ;_;

>>10621943
It has my attention, thanks for tip!

>>10621981
COPE

Trade idea: do bear put spreads on a stock just before its about to do a ex-dividend. People will sell giving you money on the put and since people already know this strategy, your write call fools less savvy investors and many times you'll make max money on your put write too.

YWIA because E-Trade fucks me and keeps fucking me and I cannot find a broker who will let me do spreads or other Level 3 options because of my shitty credit and income.

So elon musk is doing this for his life movie?

57 minutes from now the cage closes on the shorts in 40% of universes.

Enjoy the horror show and blood about to flow everyone.

>>10622118
This is just smokescreen to give them more time before the AI comes online.

Angry orange cheeto man is getting ready to fire Rosenstein and Muller. This will tank the markets
Sad

>>10622060
do you have numbers on how much they invest into growth?

my TSLA 200 puts just spiked up 100%
uh oh

>>10622134
Q predicted this

>>10622014
That's some delicious pasta you got there.

>dat VIX spike

PQEFF. buy it.

>>10622117
RH will let any fucking homeless person do level 3 options spreads

>>10622134
ignore kayfabe

Getting slaughtered today lads

Feels bad

>>10622134
I wonder if Trump ever steps out of character?

>>10622172
>family had an intervention
>realize that I'm alienating everybody I talk to because I keep shilling them defense micro-caps
>realize I haven't bought anything that hedges risk; actually don't have any idea how to risk manage or what diversification is
>haven't had sex
>haven't made a profit
>never knew that graphs came with indicators that indicate periods where stocks may be over bought or sold; that would have been really useful

I've been making money after a long period of not making money. My actual skill level at trading stocks have been getting more honed because I put more 'skin in the game' (that's exposure; look up what that means on your own lol). It's taken a lot of loss to get to this point but I've finally 'gotten' it, you know? Actually I take it all back, I lose a lotta money cause I invest in memes lol. I really know how to trade stocks. I just invest poorly on purpose. All the losses that I've taken are cause I really don't care too much about losing money, I can just make it all back. I just need to consistantly make 100% every week and lifes perfect.

How do I talk to girls?

I'm going to do it and none of you can stop me!!!

>>10621039
27
Software engineer
Mutual funds, Roth 401k, Roth IRA, tech stocks, meme stocks, shitcoins
180k
Don't know, maybe when my mother dies which is probably about 20-30 years from now.
AMZN

>>10621277
I bought the top. $382.50
>FUNDING
>SECURED
>ONLY reason this isn’t confirmed is it is contingent on a shareholder vote
Hey elon, I’m joining that fucking lawsuit if I don’t get a tender offer.

CTL got me green today.

Big day for WEAT tomorrow. Buy the dip today and reap the gains tomorrow

buy the dip

>>10622207
I don’t know how options work so I don’t know what this means.

But good luck!

>>10621094
student loans are a bitch and I bought a home

no GPRO no ;_;

>>10622220
>software engineer
>Subtly bragging that you know something about tech. to people

>>10622240
ATH, buy the dip? What did they mean by this? Goldman is crashing this with no survivors. Long VIX, and just you fucking wait.

>>10622207
>smash cut to 4:00 today
>Zawa zawa

>>10621936
Please wax my tush and rub salt on it

>>10622134
Is anyone getting tired of the constant meming? He’s putting on an act at this point.

>>10622207
Good luck. I can't join you on this journey for religious reasons, but I think you're making the right call.

>>10622269
>Been doing ta, thinking about longing VIX
>Baggie says to long VIX
oh no

>>10622232
what's WEAT up to

>>10622298
I thought all of the people who claim to have a net worth of over $100K are putting on an act as well? Am I the only one in here that's absolutely broke with major loans and a pissed off family?

My roulette bets are on google as most likely.

>>10622302
>not just shorting the puts instead

>>10622269
>he think its all time high
This is all time low in the new world order

>>10622298
I legitmately believe this isn't an act. He's two years into his presidency and he already has the mental capacity of Reagan in his final year.
Mike Pence the Electric Fence better get ready to run the show

>>10622201
Of course not. He's in the WWE Hall of Fame

>>10622308
probably, broke people can't play market.

>>10622303
Drought worldwide, lowest stocks in years. WASDE day tomorrow. Only bad news to be had

END of September $53 strike intel calls. Yay or nay?

can anyone point out where i got tierd of TSLA loosing me monies

Seeing the market shit itself is glorious. Whatever happens to TSLA I enjoyed this so much.

>>10622347
I've been in tesla for 2+ months now with all options. You have no idea what the ride is like. If you aren't barfing you aren't in TSLA

-4k is nothing in this stock a day

VIX 11 EOD

Lining up another thousand bucks to throw at TSLA calls tomorrow at market open

Ford under 9.95 and due for another climb to 11-11.50 levels.

Solid buy my guys

I'm trying to decide on PLNT or DBX calls.

>>10622203
Just a heads up on the small chance you don't understand this, inflation eats away at your purchasing power each year. Your real returns are your nominal returns minus ~2%.

Kids like you are the first generation to know trading without the feel of inflation nipping at your heels year after year. It's why a lot of you are going to get right riggity rekt once inflation means your lack of diversification destroys your purchasing power. Inflation has spiked literally every decade before this one.

>>10622346
i would sell a strangle around the 18 delta if you're doing the weekly

>>10621320
I think so anon. Only chain gyms to do ipo and to have revenue I believe. Their system allows for a sustainable business model. But I haven't looked at them in a while so start your search with that.

My Ouija board says to short Tesla.

demo portfolio just doing lots of short strangles
watch how profitable this shit is and you'll stop dicking around with naked shares

>>10622422
best of luck to you! may I suggest selling bear call spreads? I've been buying up the 400/420 spreads at a range of expirations from August (lol) to December and could always use a counterparty

HMNY POWER HALF HOUR PUMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP JUST BOUGHT 3k SHARES

Joe Rogan is leaving tomorrow for a show.
Elon Musk said maybe thursday
This increases chance of announcement today slightly to 45%
This also factors in no announcement and Elon Musk not mentioning it for a multi-hour podcast to string along shorts.

Chance of him appearing on the show is about 50%.

>>10622460
honestly I think it's likely that he waits until early next week

>>10622460
>Joe rogan
Dude, shrooms lmao

is Mike Tyson doing a buyback?

>>10622476
I imagine he will troll super hard and do a SEC filing with just mentioning that he has funding and no information or clarification on it.

Then go on JRE tonight and not mention it.

Waiting for Sunday or Monday morning maybe. I imagine it will be during no trading though.

>>10622340
ok, throwing more shekels at WEAT nao

>>10622089
year always stay comfy fren
HEAR stock can go up an down 10 percent on day but it's also very good stock

>>10621307
i mean i smoke fucking constantly, but i wouldnt say its a good thing desu lol

>>10621285
i honestly havent found anyone w my thesis
dunno if thats good or bad

>>10622500
I still hold that if he can draw it out til the Friday before labor day that would be the best.

>>10622405
Ford seems ridiculously undervalued but it's been like that for years now.

>>10622497
CEO Mike doesn't do buy back

HE HITS BACK

>>10621329
not touching that stock after this. feminist killed their male customers.

Boy my UVXY is mooning.

>>10622520
Yeah hold it off 3-4 months with slight info streaming out that doesn't clarify anything.

>>10622532
this makes me very happy. first time i'm smiling all god damn week

How in the world can you witness this and think Elon isn't fucking with shorts? Don't the shorts have evidence by how they feel?

Cheap calls on american steel. Do you think it'll be up by next month? Looks like a rebound is in order. What do you think? I'm new to this shit

>>10622528
that's the business model

get rid of the people that actually use the gym equipment

bring in women, make it a "nurturing environment" and feed them free pizza so they never actually make progress

it's some evil genius shit

>>10621988
You're gonna make it fren

Who /green overload/ here?

>>10622566
Give yourself more time than a month

>>10622584
AMD no longer belongs there.

The close might get ugly fellas.

$100 to burn. Gimme a stock.

>>10622532
lol
yea everyone likes to bitch about teh "retarded bearz" but fuck man, im not saying this stuff for no reason. ive been trying to pay attention very closely to the way things interact, and so far, so good

>>10622524
this desu senpaitachi

>>10621988
total JUSTening imminent
why the fuck do people think metals are something you want to hold when stocks are going down?

>>10622584
Aside from AMD, Kraft, and ATT yes. But oh man are those three trying to ruin it. I've never felt more betrayed.

>>10622566
even if it goes up, you could lose out due to theta decay

>>10622602
Ford

>>10621333
sounds like elon wanted a way out. too much work and pressure to run two companies at the same time. I think he even skips breakfast.

>>10622584
AMRS is the old meme. We've all moved onto HMNY.

>>10622620
He has said before he will get out when M3 production is solid.

This is it, we're never going to see the ATH until after "The Big One"

>>10622613
Done.
$60 to burn. Next stock.

>>10622566
this is your best bet

>>10622638
correct

>>10622640
bread
>>10622640
baked
>>10622640

How many of you teslanites are going to sell if a deal comes through? How many will take their chances as a private SHer

>>10622620
>be billionaire
>NOT waking up early in your penthouse to make yourself a chef quality breakfast before playing a grand piano while the sun comes up.

Sad

>>10622644
sorry noob here again. Which strike are you suggesting on the 21st of september? I appreciate your help.

I need to learn more on tech analysis.

>>10622638
you got any capital to play "the big one"?
thought your gamble account got toasted?
or did you pull out all long holds cuz you arent retarded?

>>10622649
theres seriously like 1 extremely loud obnoxious TSLAfag here rn. no one else is biting elons retarded ass tweets

ironically its the same dude that got crushed on those hi IV calls

>>10622661
good taste senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o95u7iKGd1E

>>10622308
I'm broke as fuck and play with $300 because my job is boring. Probably about the average for hangarounds here

>>10622134
>Rosenstein and Muller
fucking mueller was complicit in 911
the fucker deserves to be hung, not fired

>>10622661
Elon Musk has miserable life no time to enjoy breakfast or a good night sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AoAUtZF7eI

>>10622760
to say nothing of the billions of dollars in debt over his head, and the billions of other peoples money hes going to lose

>>10622134
Comfy you are just a hater and a faggot. I used to respect you until I learned how you flame on people who call you out for your lousy trades and also you are just a dumb Trump hater.

>>10622267
Not bragging at all, wish I'd chosen a different profession honestly.

>>10622092
Hello, kike.

>>10622134
You kikes are on borrowed time in the United States.

>>10622643
Can you spare an extra $5 to pick up two shares of T?

>>10622743
911 was an inside job

>>10622955
so was 711. and 311
but at least they didnt kill thousands of people to collect on insurance
fucking scumbags

country ROAD, take me HOME
to the place, that I BELONG
ALABAMA, etc. etc.
take me HOME, country ROAD

How’d everyone do today? Hope you made the big bucks.

>>10622970
Do I close it tomorrow or not is also my question?
Now since AMD can be fucking traded pre-market thanks to futures, if I don't get fucked in the ass by 9AM should I just wait for it to go up and close on a 2% loss (at best) ?

And what slump?

>>10622931
>asking for money that isn't crypto
Buy Sprint and hold until the merger.

>>10623025
0,31€