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BAKKT AT IT AGAIN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS HTIS BULLSHIT? WHY IS THEIR SOME BULLSHIT ABOUT SOME ARTIST? HOW THE FUCK IS THIS PARTNERED WITH MICROSOFT AND STARBUCKS AND ICE TO CREATE A CRYPTO EXCHANGE

>>10607510

>>10607510
Bakkt Rekkt

>>10607534
Holy shit lmaoooo what in the fuck

https://www.bakkt.com/index

This site looks fucking gay what in the fuck is going on

>>10607510
We're getting BAKK'D

>>10607534

who is she on right? i would do fuck

>>10607528
They're probably gonna tokenize art collections.

>>10607510
http://fortune.com/longform/nyse-owner-bitcoin-exchange-startup/

>>10607534

>23 WAHMEN
>STATISTICALLY AT LEAST SOME OF THEM HAVE THEIR PERIOD
>WTF GROSS

>>10607534
please delet we're going below 4k with this pic

>>10607549
IT WAS FAKE NEWS ALL ALONG

Please tell me this isn't the actual Bakkt site.

> In November, ICE Futures U.S. and ICE Clear U.S. plans to launch its first physically delivered bitcoin futures and warehouse in coordination with Bakkt, subject to regulatory review and approval
> subject to regulatory review and approval
> subject to regulatory review and approval
> subject to regulatory review and approval

WHAT?!¬!?!?!?! MORE FUD?!?!

>>10607534
>>10607528
This is the mighty exchange you apes were aping about. Yeah we're going to 10 cents.

>>10607617
b-but it t-took Mrs. Kelly an entire month to design it!!

>>10607534
Holy fuck, crypto is dead

>>10607617
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>>10607510

Holy fuck. They're entrusting our market with 23 females.

HOLY SHIT YOU KNOW THEY'RE GONNA SYNC UP AND KILL THE MARKET ONCE A WEEK EVERY MONTH

dude what the fuck

>2018
>still being a mysoginist even though it turned out smart woman actually exist
>you only know the retarded low tier ones because you are also plebian from a low tier caste so you think all of woman are as retarded as your retarded woman in your family

bunch of alt right retards, grow up, smarten up, read a book you dumb niggers.

>>10607856
>bunch of alt right retards, grow up, smarten up, read a book you dumb niggers.

They are talking about a specific woman you retard.

>>10607856
>smart woman actually exist
>Thinks she's smart
>thinks it redeems the entire gender

This getting denied by regulators might be a good thing

>>10607856

Just like that majority female engineering company that built that bridge recently right?

Obviously females are smart as hell, SOME OF THEM.

What happens when you get like 30 of them together to create an exchange is 1) you're being sexist 2) you're overrepresenting a group that traditionally, practically, skillfully, and otherwise is underrepresented in the market, bad bet any way you look at it.

this is definitely a meme company the old jews are propping up to make a joke of crypto

>>10607856
>smart woman actually exist

>>10607915
unbearable cringe

>>10607974

This.

It is really obvious.

>>10607534
these disgusting cunts killed crypto...

>>10607974
theres no reason for these guys to give a single fuck about bitcoin

>>10607887
is this bait? her husband is the CEO of ICE you mongoloid. this is unironically bigger news than any speculated ETFs and yet you mouthbreathers are hung up on the fact its operated by a woman kys ffs

>>10608225
who give a fuck who she sucked off to get where she is
a team of women always results in disaster

>>10607915
holy shit we are all better off, and crypto is better off, if this thing is destroyed

they gave a bunch of women a serious opportunity, they turned it into a gay art project that has absolutely nothing to do with bitcoin or crypto

>>10607974
honestly if schlomo is doing this as a joke, it is fucking hilarious

"look at these goyish white women! they turned a profitable financial project into swedish finger painting and feminist bullshit! ahahahaha!"

>>10608288
keep selling or riding a leveraged short into november then fag. you don't need to read between the lines the significance of the Bakkt on-ramp is literally written on the wall, you don't deserve to make it
https://www.theice.com/products/69281872/Physically-Delivered-Daily-Bitcoin-Futures

>>10608225
well then her husband is a pathetic beta

probably gave his nag wife a crypto exchange so she would shut the fuck up and stop bothering him for a while

"look honey it has a fun art section! tee hee!!"

>>10608225
>It's his wife's project
FUCK FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10607510
Am I the only one who thinks this name is a fucking stupid choice? Bakkt? It sound like you’re cursing at me in russian. It sounds like a DOA social media platform. It’s just shit. There’s even a hint of BLAKKT in there.

>>10608377
I'm honestly baffled how horrible their website is

This is a longshot but maybe they're trying to angle the normie mind into crypto like literal mouth breathing normie hivemind "kardashian, starbucks, niggers, etc."
this bitch owns the WNBA team in Atlanta

>>10608546
I wish their awful website was the result of some reasonable, smart idea like you are suggesting

the much more likely explanation is she is functionally retarded, and the CEO of ICE just handed over an extremely important piece of crypto infrastructure to his nagging cunt wife and she is wrecking it in a way that only basic bitch spoiled white women can

>>10608510
>Is your Bitcoin Bakkt? Mine is. Allow us to securely hold your Bitcoin for a nominal fee. Why aren't you Bakkt yet?

>>10608606
It doesn’t make it better honestly. Backt at least would add an element of class. This is supposed to be sold to a wealthy demographic right? To help dispel the risk and shadiness of crypto? So they name it... bakkt. It is distinctly eastern european.

>>10608603
that fortune article hyping this up said they were working on it for 14 months
and this is what they have to show a garbage website and regulatory status pending

>>10608354
>they gave a bunch of women a serious opportunity, they turned it into a gay art project that has absolutely nothing to do with bitcoin or crypto
this does anyone know what the fuck they were thinking

>>10608708
at least it does not have 43 spelling errors. maybe sergey needs to hire 50 women for spell check

This thread is only 5 days late. Come on, I sold everything as soon as I read the news and immediately went on their site.

>>10607534
LMAO IT’S A SORORITY
BLAKKT

>>10607510
>>10607528
>>10607534
>working in a truly free, unregulated market with multiple currencies that aren't controlled by any central banks
>acting as if it's an extension of your centrally-controlled corporatocracy in which you keep your subservient employees confused and unable to act on logic by enforcing diversity hiring, forced female empowerment and male disempowerment (opting to hire a less capable female over a more capable male when posed with the decision, and enforcing a culture in which males and females assume that the statement "more capable male" assumes that both all males are more capable in the general workforce and that this assumption is somehow a problem)
>be willing to get blown the fuck out of your position in the future of commerce because you won't embrace a meritocracy in the coming unstoppable free market, opting instead for further infantile "everyone is equal in every way" insanity
also fucking lol at the "satoshi is a female" assumption
the probability of this is very low and there is no evidence whatsoever to support such a statement
none of the people who are speculated to be statoshi with any reasonable evidence are female, either