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cool heads with prevail edition
Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread: >>10579136

>> No.10581438
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first for dying not that bad

>> No.10581439

Why are you so stupid and ugly, mentally and physically damaged both here and in reality? I have literally never seen you post anything remotely intelligent, original or funny here. All you do is shit up the place with you 8 syllable sentences and let everyone know it was indeed you who dropped that turd of a "thought" on this board.
Thanks to you I have started to advocate for euthanasia to be accessible without any specific reason to everyone, so you could freely end your existence on this planet, because you will NEVER EVER find happiness nor wealth with your cruel handicaps.
Everyone wishes you were dead, ESPECIALLY your family, nobody loves you and nobody likes the idea of having deranged cripple who only produces debt, misery and uncertainty in their family. They might never say it out loud but everytime they look at you they wish you would die already and would stop being a baggage of depression to them.
Maybe you think you are strong just by virtue of existing - but you couldn't be more wrong, the people around you tolerating your existence, the family of yours who carries you as an emotional and financial burden, the doctors pointlessly trying to cure you, THEY are strong. You however, are just a rotting, retarded waste of oxygen and protein.
Do one good and brave thing and end the suffering for them and for you.
Kill yourself.

>> No.10581441
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First for eternal return of kneepads

>> No.10581442

First for invest in dividends and trade safe

>> No.10581449

Buy HEAR and SNAP on dip?

>> No.10581456

Who else bought HMNY as a joke?

>> No.10581474

>>10581441
why u sendin that dumb faggy shit to my bitch bro?

>> No.10581477
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>that moment when HEAR was up 18%
>5 minutes later it goes red
Fuck

>> No.10581478
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>>10581439
kek

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>>10581477
game on brother

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First for Berkshire Hathaway

>> No.10581515
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AMD MUST DIP

>> No.10581520
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Goodnight /smg/.

>> No.10581527

Americans in their 20s: $16,000
Americans in their 30s: $45,000
Americans in their 40s: $63,000
Americans in their 50s: $117,000
Americans in their 60s: $172,000
how pathetic are these people? Can you imagine unironically only having $117k saved in your FIFTIES LMAO

if i dont have that by 32 and im starting at 28 i would consider myself basically a complete failure in all facets of life

>> No.10581529

>>10581511
second

>> No.10581531

>>10581520
Night night friend!

>> No.10581560

/appl/ha males reporting in

>> No.10581561
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>>10581520
Sleep tight fren

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>>10581441
dun worry homie i gotchu

>> No.10581610

>>10581589
lmao

>> No.10581626
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First for wanting to chokebang and impregnate reluctant kneepads Girl

And green day still (barely)

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>he didnt buy DDD

>> No.10581647

LIGHTS OUT BOYS, TIME FOR THE BOOGEY MAN

>> No.10581651

r8 my day 2 portfolio

>> No.10581674
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>Wake up to -2%
>Watch MU slowly climb up all day
>"Wow it went up 2% today!, hopefully it will keep it up tomorrow"
>Wake up to -2%

>> No.10581695

>>10581674
If tomorrow doesn't show an actual turn around in micron I'm cutting my kisses and playing the chk game again to try and recoup

>> No.10581712
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>>10581527
>tfw you are 1 year behind track on having 100k in savings.

just end me desu, at least my portfolio did alright today

>> No.10581720

>>10581712
No point in even working if u can squeeze 300 bucks a day out of ur investments.

>> No.10581728

>>10581720
this is not a typical day tho, most of that was from my AMD and TMUS holdings.

So glad I picked up TMUS when it dipped a couple of weeks ago

>> No.10581758

To all Anons considering becoming a namefag:
Don't do it, being anon is better in everyway. It's cozy AF and you are friends with everyone and don't cause drama.
Stay secret, my friends!

>> No.10581768

i bought snap puts will i make it

>> No.10581776
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>>10581430
Congrats (maybe) grim, HEAR b at earnings by $0.42, with an earnings of $0.40

You might be ok tomorrow

>> No.10581777

>>10581758
Yes! Nobody remembers all the retarded things Ive said in past threads! And tomorrow they won't know I'm the same person I was today!

>> No.10581791

>>10581776
Yeah memes aside, I'll just have to wake up early tomorrow and figure out what's going on. I'll probably be up at open.

>> No.10581792

Eoranon here
Quick rundown on degiro?
Can I get some IPOs early in there
For instance will it list plebbit IPO if that happens?
Or they sell just already pumped bags

>> No.10581808

>>10581791
>Not usually up at open

Never going to make it.

>> No.10581811

Why exactly is this board (and a lot of people in general) so in love with crypto investing? I'm barely gonna start researching into it today and have zero knowledge about it.

>> No.10581821

best brokerage account for americans living in europe?

are there any real options besides schwab one international and interactivebrokers?

>> No.10581822

>>10581808
I'm only up when I intend on selling or buying an option.

>> No.10581829

>>10581811
/Biz/ is crypto containment board for /g/

Like /mlp/ is for /v/
Or /vg/ is for /v/
Or /pol/ was for /news/

>> No.10581831

>>10581791
did i remember correctly that you had 40 strike calls? if so, you're not going to make money on those.

>> No.10581838

>>10581439
Based.
Tho i want to fuck her before she an heroing.

>> No.10581842

>>10581808
I have my alarm set at market open and my first move every morning is a frantic grab at my phone trying to get a picture of whats happening through a haze of alcohol and exhaustion.
>>10581811
People on /smg/ generally deride crypto, this is the wrong place to ask

>> No.10581849

>>10581831
Yeah it was for 40, I'll probably get a bit on the premium if the price stays where it's at. We'll have to see tomorrow.

>> No.10581852

>>10581811
Because it is hype-generated so posting about it a lot led them to gains. It was a pyramid scheme basically and maxed out. Now it's just people hoping there is some intrinsic value to crypto that can justify insane runs.

The bubble most likely is done with though.

>> No.10581869

>>10581442
yeah, fuck tax efficiency lol

>> No.10581882

>>10581527
dont yuros have even less

>> No.10581888

>>10581791
It beat by 42 cents? You will probably be fine, unless your calls are awfully placed. Not Buying HEAR is one of those ones I regret, it came up on my screener in March. Fucking camera on a stick tier
>>10581842
>not waking up 1 hour or more before market open
Really never going to make it

>> No.10581889
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>>10581811
for the adrenaline rush.
stock market is fucking slow and boring, it's a boomer thing.
The 30yo boomer need ACTION, he want things who move and make him feel alive, like a good sip of MONSTER

>> No.10581900

>>10581882
i cant even fathom being Euro I would have offed myself many decades ago if that was the case, so thats irrelevent to me desu

not a surprise they fail even harder tho

>> No.10581904
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>>10581651

>> No.10581914

>>10581904
>40$
>HMNY

come back with real money and invest in real stocks

>> No.10581920

>>10581904
i cant believe you actually posted this on the internet in public for other people to see, even anonymously

$500 should probably be the bare minimum for existence

>> No.10581932

>>10581904
Awesome! Once HMNY returns to it's peak of 5k a share you'll be loaded :^)

>> No.10581941

>>10581904
were you the anon The othe rweek who invested 10$ with the plan to invest 50$ every friday ?

If so you fuckedf up and shouldve taken my advice, now you have HMNY
The portfolio aids.

>> No.10581948

>>10581904
Future lambo owner here

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>>10581932
Forgot pic. Remember that? When HMNY was five whole thousand a share? :^)

>> No.10581959

This thread is starting to turn kind of gay as of late.

>> No.10581962

>>10581882
less on average
westeuros have more on median

>> No.10582009

gonna buy FB calls and amd puts

>> No.10582023

>>10581959
>not being a homosexual
Do you like girls or something, you fucking faggot?

>> No.10582027
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>>10582009
This is what happend when u Tell AMD to crash.

>> No.10582035

>>10582027
gotta wait till its over 20

>> No.10582038

>>10581959
tfw unironically gay IRL

>> No.10582041

>>10581959
too many newfags

>> No.10582051

>>10581952
i unironically thought this was robinhood glitching

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>>10582038
Fuck off bug5guy

>>10582041
+80% of peeps in /rhg/ are gone after a few months since they lose it all (usually by buying some tripfags bags)

The remaining posters are no-homo gay for each other, because we survived

>> No.10582064
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10582064

Made another 400 from oilu, bought 12k on friday and sold most premarket. Rebought 2 bucks lower at the end of the day. Supplies have been tight and hurricane season is just starting bullish till October. Trying to figure gas out atm.

>> No.10582066

ok ill give this stock shit a go. what do i buy and hold?

>> No.10582073

>>10582066
SPY and DIA, and hold, buying more shares Everytime they drop

>> No.10582075

>>10582066
HMNY long hold

>> No.10582080

Early warning to anyone holding Canopy Growth Corp this month: Q1 financials will be out on August 14th. Their last financials were bad as they are not doing a lot of business just yet what with recreational sales still be illegal until October and all. There was a dump right after the last quarterly financials were released and I fully expect the same for this quarter.

Otherwise sector did fine in US today. Canada closed for civic holiday.

>> No.10582082

>>10582066
QQQ VOO SPY

>> No.10582083

>>10582066
TVIX and don't look at it for six months

>> No.10582105

>>10582066
apple
amazon
microsoft
google
etc

>> No.10582126

>>10582066
fb cus its undervalued

>> No.10582142

>>10582064

Is that picture from one of the Harry Potter movie filming sessions?

>> No.10582155

>>10582061
>+80% of peeps in /rhg/ are gone after a few months since they lose it all (usually by buying some tripfags bags)
interesting calculations and theory

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Seriously though, this general is fucking trash. Notice how since the tripfag army showed up there's been almost no OC.

>> No.10582161

>>10581941
No, I don't plan on investing any more in HMNY.

>> No.10582166

>>10582126
facebook is over valued
Fucking ads dont make jack shit ,
they dont produce any products
Thyr ehopes are dumb niggas either buying ads to run on insta/fb
or dumb niggas clicking on ads on fb/insta.

ITs a dying company.

>> No.10582167

>>10582066

All memes. Disregard all boomer advice to buy blue chippies.

>> No.10582173

>>10582066
>what do i buy and hold?
LCI

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>>10581952
I remember when TVIX was 200k a share, I hold 5 shares just in case it reaches those levels again

>> No.10582202

has NAK built those mines yet?

>> No.10582213

>>10582173
Do you want them to lose money?

>> No.10582215

>>10581920
I'm just starting out and know roughly nothing about stocks and crypto why would I put money in that I'm not comfortable with losing
why are you so mean :(

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>>10582155
100% of statistics are pulled out of thin air, but yea most people dont make it, just ask noko, or illegal immigrant, or metallord, or any of the other tripfags whove disappeared over the years

>> No.10582239

>>10581811
because crypto is the next dot-com bubble and idiots actually believe is the next big thing.

>> No.10582246

>>10582202
They don't need to. If you aren't being a facetious cunt and are serious about playing it, wait till November. If Dunlevy gets in and No.1 gets voted down, start accumulating. NAK is simple.

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>>10582166
they were IPO'd 2012
annual revenue growth over last 3 years has increased by 50%
P/E has steadily been shrinking, and they have very low debt so they're in a malleable position

I mean if you don't see a trading opportunity here after they drop so much after a beat on earnings; I dunno dude
There's your bias then there's the numbers; ship's halfway out the harbor now anyways

>> No.10582269

>>10582061
>/rhg/

Eh? /rgt/?

>Fuck off bug5guy

The dude made me ~40% on that BGFV trade. Just saying...

>> No.10582275

>>10582066
IQ for 5 months.

>> No.10582276

>>10582215
Sorry we were mean to you, its just light joshing. Your portfolio is mad fucked though, 50 bucks isn't really enough to produce meaningful gains and you've bought nothing but meme stocks. Put in a few hundred and set up a nice base of comfy long term holds, something good like BRK.B, AMZN, AAPL, UVXY, or even an etf like SPY or VOO are great to start out with.

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>>10581904
I started with $45. Made a $100 deposit in May.

>> No.10582322

>>10582276
Will purchasing stocks and EFTS that pay dividends such as Blackrock be profitable in the long term? I've been told by a business-savvy family member that I need to adjust for ROI whenever considering dividends.

>> No.10582342

I'm watching GW Pharma closely this week for signs of upswing. It just dropped below 200 day MA on Friday, oversold on daily RSI, and last time it broke 200MA it consolidated for a few days before making a 30% climb off the low.

>> No.10582360

>>10582064
mmmm redhead loli

>> No.10582369

>>10582221
Honestly, your probably right. Alot of people make dumb decisions, and stick with them even when warned.

>> No.10582383

The only way to win in the stock market is insider trading.

>> No.10582415

>>10582383
>The only way to win in the stock market is insider trading.
Or don't trade and just buy good businesses, hold them for long term and enjoy the dividends?

>> No.10582418

>>10582383
>The only way to win in the stock market is insider trading.
lol. no.

>> No.10582433

WHERE'S COMFY?

>> No.10582439

Press S to spray turkish roaches.

1 USD - 5.29 TRY

The dirty roaches actually tried to have an economy at one point, no more.

>> No.10582455

>>10582383
The hedge funds aren't doing so good. Insider trading isn't paying off like it used to although some are still really good at it.

>> No.10582475

>>10582433
delivering pizzas in the middle of potato fields so he could scrape up another $5 to add to his ever failing portfolio.

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>>10582269
>/rgt/
/rhgt/? same thing, whatever
but yea basically

(ignore the new id, i just got home)


>>10582369
yea just look at some of the screenshots of people who get -95% in a day, i bet many dont come back from that

and most if not all of the tripfags change overtime, and i doubt its because they wanted to be called something else
it seems like the only people who survived 2016 are the ones who bought AMD for less than $5, or everyone an-heroed when crypto mooned instead of stocks

>> No.10582501

>>10582491
>the only people who survived 2016 are the ones who bought AMD for less than $5, or everyone an-heroed when crypto mooned instead of stocks
you are a fucking idiot

>> No.10582518

>>10582491
the bull market? It was stronger 2016-2017 than now.

>> No.10582525

Are RGR and AMD /smg/ approved?

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>>10582369
the difficulty is a psychological one, Kaiji can't control the dice he rolls; he can only try to predict what his opponents will do and the best ways to game the odds
so too; we must find the best techniques for gaming a system that is ever evolving and admit that at times it's better to duck out of a bad situation and cut a loss when we make mistakes than to hope luck will save us
that's the psychological difficulty of admitting that you can't always be right

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Hey /smg/ I was looking at health and obesity stats today and frankly it's disgusting.
Apparently by 2030 42% of Americans will be obese and 1 in 3 will have the beetus. How viable is making a "fatpocalypse" portfolio capitalizing on this? Basically a pick the stocks that cater to/treat the obese. Companies like fast food, processed food manufacturers, and diabetes and medical care. Seems like guaranteed growth to me

>> No.10582543

>>10581430
Grim for fuck sake will you stop resetting the OP every fucking time you make a new thread?

>> No.10582572

>>10582535
I was thinking of this the other day. I'm trying to think of good business ideas to capitalize fat people. I was thinking a drone service for emergency insulin. We'll have your blood shit on file on to know the exact type of mixture you need or whatever. Then I'll charge fatties out the ass so I make bank off of their insurances.

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>>10582066
BILI good collaborations with other companies and many sources of monetization.

>> No.10582608

>>10582543
Grim is just another example of newfags fucking everything up.

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>>10582383

As long as you use some basic TA, set stop losses and stick to your strategy, you'll make money. You might not make much, depending on how gud your instincts are, but you won't lose on long term average. You may lose against the overall market as a lot of amateur and even many professionals do though. I mean if you record your principal at beginning of year and compare it to end of year, it SHOULD be higher unless you fucked up and did something dumb like riding a losing stock in to the ground without a stop loss because you got attached and emotional about it. The whole idea is to play the statistics and try not to be a contrarian about market trends unless you have solid reason to be.

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>>10582572
Planet Fitness is a gym that offers free pizza and they're up 100% this year

>> No.10582637

>>10582061
Surprised RKG has lasted so long.

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>>10582061
>The remaining posters are no-homo gay for each other, because we survived

True.

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*sip*
yep, facebook is a bad stock.

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>>10582649
read that in his voice

>> No.10582687

>>10581904
Congratulations. And welcome :)

>> No.10582701

>>10582608
Grim is a good namefag.
you are a walking example of how to fuck up as a human being

Are there recent legitimate examples of Fibonacci retracement that anybody can scope out?
I'm assuming RKG is one who'd have some examples, but I'm curious if anybody else subscribes to this method of TA.

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>>10582701
just pulled some Fib levels on HMNY

retracement shows a potential bounce to $2300 area

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>>10582649

>> No.10582737
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>>10582543
The only line different is
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
What else is different? I will fix it!

>> No.10582772

>>10581527
>why are you saving so much money anon
>you cant take it with you
this is what i hear from every idiot who cant see past his nose.
people are literally retarded, but its our shitty society and education system that makes them this way, that and stupid parents.

>> No.10582782

>>10582701
>Grim is a good namefag
why?

>> No.10582785

hey guys i bought 2 calls on hertz and earnings is supposed to be right now, where the fuck is it?

>> No.10582799

>>10582785
>Earnings announcement* for HRI: Aug 08, 2018. Herc Holdings Inc. is expected* to report earnings on 08/08/2018 before market open.

great job

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>>10582785
Right here buddy
https://investorplace.com/2018/08/hertz-global-htz/

>> No.10582804

>>10582701
I can't say I've ever had good results when testing Fib TA strats DESU. Stay away IMO

>> No.10582806

>>10582799
sorry
i am retarded

im really retarded please sorry im really sorry

>Hertz Global Holdings, Inc is expected* to report earnings on 08/06/2018 after market close. The report will be for the fiscal Quarter ending Jun 2018.

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>>10582637
RKG is honestly one of the better traders in /smg/.

>> No.10582843

>>10582619
>The whole idea is to play the statistics and try not to be a contrarian about market trends unless you have solid reason to be.

Well said, anon. This is why I refer to my work as a high probability trading system.

>> No.10582845

>>10582619
>The whole idea is to play the statistics and try not to be a contrarian about market trends unless you have solid reason to be.

To expand a little on this; if the overall market or the overall for the particular sector(s) you're trading is bullish, your positions should be long; not long hold necessarily but ordinary buy/sell type trades or options that gain you profit when the base stock price rises. If the overall markets are bearish, you should be mainly shorting, buying puts, or sitting in cash waiting until the tides change. Betting on reversals is a statistically disadvantageous activity. While you may hit The Big One once in a while, it's gambling and long term you may lose more than you make doing this at least as far as long average is concerned.

>> No.10582856

>>10582737
Degiro and Interactive brokers additional info, + the recommended books at the end.

If you can, please change from 12th edition to 11th edition about A walk down wall street. That was my mistake

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>>10582856
I added those! I removed the explanation on why robinhood is free, we are getting very close to the character limit and I assume some other people might want to add some more books.

>> No.10582900

>>10582888
kys

>> No.10582919

2020 recession

>> No.10582931

>>10582799
it said 8/6 everywhere else

>> No.10582934

>>10582931
yeah i fucked up and that is not even the right company

>> No.10582947

>>10582888
thanks dude.
The important part was about Degiro and IB anyway. I wish I knew Yurops can use IB, Degiro is not THAT good.

>> No.10582952

>>10582801
Well it beat earnings, so hopefully it moons tomorrow.
I hope my Snap puts pay off.

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>>10582919
I'm getting the feeling that as long as Donald has the reigns we just keep having mini crashes but overall bull markets. So I guess 2020 COULD have a recession in it. But I think we all know the God Emperor can't lose.

>> No.10582965

>>10582947
Current OP in case anyone has any book suggestions I made room taking out the robinhood explanation.

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
>2nd cheapest platform for Europeans, they announced an increase of their commission fees. Very quick registration process
http://www.degiro.eu

Instant news:
https://thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Suggested books:
>A random walk down Wall Street (Malkiel 11th edition)

Previous thread:

>> No.10582979

>>10582953
>imblying donnie will still be alive in 2020
uhm sweaty

>> No.10582984

>>10582953

I think so, too. Only thing in coming couple years that really scares me is the US election. I may yoink a lot of my holdings and switch to short term trades only around that time just for defensive purposes.

>> No.10582989

>>10582965
i have the original saved so keep changing it. One day i'll post the original and be the OP for a month straight.

how would that make you feel?

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>>10582888
if you got room...

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1rq9DS_rEFIy8JrEeiDDqRhrviAy0Nnqj

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>>10582701
Here were me fib levels @ SBUX when crashed
They were / are more less perfect give -take $0.20
Not really know what you asking though
?_?

>> No.10583019

>>10582965
>>10582989
Why don't you guys make a pastebin for the OP? That way I don' have to look at the ugly mess for every thread.

>> No.10583029

>>10582965
>Your money or your life
>The intelligent investors
thats about all ive managed to read so far

>> No.10583032
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>>10582979
>Sweaty

>> No.10583037

>>10583032
>no bulge

>> No.10583038

>>10582999
i have 2 sbux calls, im hoping for it to moon

>> No.10583069

ETFs bro

>> No.10583089

>>10582535
FIT has been flirting with the the idea of making a presence in the medical field, designing special fitbits to be prescribed to diabetes patients. This is a little ways off, long hold

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>>10583037
kys degenerate

>> No.10583103

I was shilling intel yesterday, today it did good. its got good financials. buy some

>> No.10583116

>>10583089

You’re a delusional retard. Are you going to try and shill us GoPro next by saying they are going to make camera headsets for blind people?

kys faggot

>> No.10583126

>>10582287
That's awesome. Keep it up.

>> No.10583131

>>10583038
cant really tell you if it moon or not, but if it not mooned by December you should sell

>> No.10583136

I've noticed the thread is really chill until big fag guy shows up and is mean to people :(
Can someone get rid of him already?

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>>10582856
>>10582888
>>10582965
Please add the stocktwits room. If you want to keep the Khan Academy (I highly recommend removal) please change the link to go directly to the stocks section. Macroeconomics don't necessarily need to be understood to trade stock (should be, to an extent, however). It would be better to just read wealth of nations. Speaking of:

>Recommended books

Wealth of Nations by Adam Smith
The Intelligent Investor by Benjamin Graham
The General Theory of Employment, Interest, and Money by John Maynard Keynes
Capitalism and Freedom by Milton Friedman
Risk, Uncertainty, and Profit by Frank H. Knight
Trading and Exchanges by Larry Harris

>> No.10583147

>>10582999
I want to know if you have cases in which it works to prove where resistance points and support points are; that the ratio can predict tops of dead cat bounces
I want to know if it works or if it does not work; I can hunt for examples myself but I'm looking for testimonies from anybody else

I wonder if companies that are largely faith/'castle in sky' stocks trade more on these TA-techniques

>> No.10583159

>>10583131
my strategy is 30 day options, 5 bets a week.
ill keep going until i lose enough and cry myself to sleep.

>> No.10583167

>>10583136
>I've noticed the thread is really chill until big fag guy shows up and is mean to people
you do realize he has been in here the whole time? every thread.. every day....

this thread is going down hill from blind bashers that only care about what anime they are posting and what the OP says. They give out terrible stock picks and nobody actually does any actual DD anymore besides "muh chart"

kys newfag

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>>10583136
>Gotta ban those problematic posters
Everyone needs a villain, otherwise you would just be fighting each-other instead.

>> No.10583188

>>10583116
Nigga I dont even own fitbit, anon asked about stocks that cater to the expansion of people, and FIT is one with stated goals in that direction

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>tfw gambled on HEAR and ETSY earnings

>> No.10583216

>>10583188
>Expansion of people
That should not have been as funny as it was to me.

Does anyone know about how many fucks the Chinese give about sports? I've been doing some digging because IQ is trying to get real deep into sports but I had never really considered chinks "sportsy" before. It goes against their ant-like nature.

>> No.10583218

>>10582535
I'm six two and 230 pounds with a bmi of like 31, which is obese. Don't believe the statistics. Invest in smoking and alcohalism it's making a come back. Weed will probably be good shortly.

>> No.10583241

>>10583188

Don’t “nigga” me you dumb fucking shill

>> No.10583250

>>10583218
The cunty federal gov is keeping weed from booming in the US.
The banks cant touch the money which makes it so you cant purchase weed with debit or credit cards, you can only purchase with cash atm.

>> No.10583283 [DELETED] 

>>10583241
nigger

>> No.10583293

>>10583250
I did say soon, not now. But California leaglized and tlry is on the new York stock exchange. Things are progressing, if slowly. I'm not saying buy tomorrow, but there is a strong case for being long weed. Last time I was in Colorado they had fucking conveys of armed trucks moving weed money. That much money eventually changes politicians.

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10583314

I hope EKSO does good tomorrow

I want EKSOskeletons to be real

>> No.10583330

during bull runs why dont people buy indices on leverage, scaling in more positions on every dip/support hold? Trading is profitable for me sure but it would be so much simplier toj ust be 10x long NDX for months and years now, taking profit on occasion and releveraging in as necessary

gains should be well north of 100% annually this way on 10x leverage its trivial to succeed

>> No.10583336

>>10583293
holy shit this thing went ipo recently?
noice

>> No.10583349

>>10583089
Elizabeth Holmes? You've got to let it go, honey. They're not going to let you do this stuff from jail.

>> No.10583351

>>10583139
>>10583029
Maybe we just use the google drive link and upload all these books there if they already aren't?
>>10583019
I like the big thread OP

>> No.10583373

>>10583351
Seconding big thread OP, it’s familiar and looks “official” if that makes sense, also having it up and not in a link might mean people actually read it

>> No.10583374

>>10583218
Well are you a fatass or are you ripped? Sure it's not accurate for body builders but for the overwhelming majority of people BMI is accurate

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>>10583136
almost as bad as the posters that waste a reply on bitching to make yourself feel better instead of something on topic


and besides, since tripfags tend to be alright or absolutely cancerous like >>10582608

and it helps you know whose stock picks should be looked at, and whose advise should be ignored

>> No.10583385

>>10582721
what is this? meme or srs? i've got 1000 shares but expected at most a meme jump to 50 cents or something from a buyout. Please explain, i'm trying to understand

>> No.10583389

>>10583314

A-are you the sunrun anon?

>> No.10583417

>>10583351
>google drive link
careful, i dont know who actually made it

>> No.10583431

>>10583383
well hello fellow shit poster

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>>10583385
Investors are crazy spooked by the ongoing investigations due to possible violations on federal security laws.

The profit margins plan to increase and most of their operating costs come out of the new hydroponized data-centers (fucking expensive startup but low cost maintenance), this was a one time cost. Biggest fear is that they don't have the short term liquidity to maintain at the moment; which is a real fear.

Currently I value them at a fair-price of .16 per share; that's where my stop loss is settled in at. Profits will start increasing when the data-mining revenue stream and catagraphic advertising is rolled out Q42018. Then it goes NUTS, but that's a ways away so not many people invested in them right now.

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>>10583147
am have never seen predictive fibbs work. the way me used it was to measure the SBUX retrace & bounce back
they dont really work on "dead cat bounces" because fibbs expect price to ping between lines like guitar ! "pitchfork fans" or "gann pitchfork" are better at that


"castle in the sky" stocks dont work off TA or rationality. Only emotions & manipulation!

>>10583159
;_; you shouldnt have strategy that involves crying self to sleep

>> No.10583472

>>10583433
Thank you, friend

>> No.10583493

>>10583385
I was joking

>> No.10583499

>>10583216
Chinks seem to like basketball.

>> No.10583514

>>10583136
Bgfvguy is actually pretty nice he just REALLY hates when people post stupid shit.

>> No.10583529

Is it ever worth it to buy options with a short expiry? I usually don’t buy less than 3 months out but I was looking at picking up some cheap short term puts on SNAP before earnings

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>>10583499
The only basketball I love is Japanese, they have super powers an shiet.

>> No.10583543

>>10583529
You miss 100% of the shots you dont take

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10583557

Melon bro
where you at?
are you here?

>> No.10583560

>>10583514
He’s not ever really mean, he’s just trolling. I can picture him laughing as he makes seemingly boneheaded posts and watching our reactions.

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>>10583177
;_;

>> No.10583568

>>10583543
I already have a position set, I was just wondering if it would be better to buy a shorter time frame if I’m betting on earnings rather than spend more on a longer expiry

>> No.10583571

>>10583493
yeah got it, i had 100 bucks worth on the company just for memes and what-ifs, now trying to learn more about it. seems like it's actually rather interesting.

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mfw SNAP pumps to 20 tomorrow

>> No.10583626

>>10583374
I'm not huge jackedman ripped. But my waistband is 30. I'm fairt fit. My entire point was that bmi is a shitty judge of actual fitness. More so if you aren't an anorexic midget from some third world shit hole.

>>10583336
Yeah I even bought some opening day. Should have sold out that same day as it had a serious case of ipo hype. It seems to be at fair value now.

>> No.10583646

>>10583514
>he just REALLY hates when people post stupid shit.
this is true. The quality of post in this general seems to go in waves, the ups and downs seem to go in about 2 month spans of good post followed by 2 month span of complete shit posting. To top it off it has a circle jerk once in awhile of shitposters rubbing other shitposters shit post. not healthy.

>> No.10583659

>>10583626
isn't true bmi measured by a professional assessing fat-pinches along your body? the height/weight calculator shouldn't exist

>> No.10583723

>>10583646
It's fine man the market will eat the weak shitposters and they won't be here shitting it up

>> No.10583749

>>10583529
The minimum out you should be is the 17th, probably the 24th now. Theta decay and IV crush will kill you otherwise.

>> No.10583761

>>10583560
He needs to hurry up and post that shit eating grin dog

>> No.10583773

>>10583659
I don't know about that, doctors have never bothered to do that with me and I know that a lot of football teams have moved from bmi to that whole underwater weighing thing to get a real picture of muscle to fat. But that just makes the statistics more questionable, because they aren't doing fat pinches. They go oh hey based off reported numbers this is the rate of occurrence.

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>>10583646
the new traders are pretty bad
At least they lose their money and I can derive pleasure from this

>> No.10583795

>>10583723
>It's fine man the market will eat the weak shitposters and they won't be here shitting it up
thats what i figured, they start dropping like flys. some learn how to seperate the shitposting from the qualtiy post, some may never learn and will remain losers. I admit during the day while i have an anon name i sometimes encourage some retards to take bad trades just in the hopes that i don't have to see their shitposting for another couple months.. usually only people that I feel deserve to lose their money like the ones that blindly bash good picks with out any actual substance as to why.

>> No.10583815

>>10583795
still buthurt someone said HMNY is a bad stock, huh?

>> No.10583820

Daily reminder there is literally no reason to not buy HMNY. Get 1000 shares for 5 bux, at worst you lose lunch money, but they just restructured. Could make a healthy pump

>> No.10583826

durin huge bull runs why dont people get into leveraged positions

you can get yourself really close to retirement in only a few years with 10x leveraged ETF positions, look how much just the NASDAQ alone has gone up in the last 5 years with 0 leverage....

>> No.10583829

>>10583795
>>10583723
>ever listening to /smg/
The moment I started making money was the moment I started doing my own DD and ignoring everyone's shitposts. The only reason I lurk is to find some good leads to follow up on every now and then.

>> No.10583854

>>10583815
>still buthurt someone said HMNY is a bad stock, huh?
i've always known HMNY is a bad stock........... never ever once said it was a good investment. Sure I might've tried to trade it.. but invest in it? no. nice try tho newfag.

>> No.10583856

>>10583826
10x, holy shit son. You born dumb or was it the huffing paint in grade school?

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10583870

Rangers:

-CBOE will swing up to 100
-buy WU at 18.99 and below until it swings up to 20
-Buy Altaba 70 and below

>> No.10583872

>>10583826
Learn how leveraged ETFs work dipshit

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>>10583829
Everyone should grasp this. Look into tips don't blindly invest. I refuse to believe anyone does otherwise unless its with peanuts.

In other news, Starbucks has decided it loves China more than the glorious USA. The consequences will never be the same.

>> No.10583879

>>10583854
ah gotcha gotcha
so when you bought HMNY and lost a bunch of money that was intentional
thanks that makes a lot more sense, waiting for the next tip just let me know if you're trying to lose a bunch of money again or not beforehand

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>>10583194
Daddy Juergen Stark is gonna push this shit into the stratosphere. Bought a $40 call for 8/17, with those earnings I don't see how it could do anything but go up

>> No.10583917

>>10583878
It is the patriotic duty of every American to short SBUX.

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10583920

>>10583389
>tfw missed out on HABT
>tfw sold too early on RUN

>> No.10584026

>Play options
>make 250 bucks in first week
>now i have 6 options open
im asking for punishment
lets hope we all make it tomorrow

>> No.10584030
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10584030

So who else is gonna gamble on ROKU on Wednesday, FUNKO on Thursday?

>> No.10584039
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10584039

its pretty obvious the new traders are the cryptofags

Earlier today there was someone Looking at SPY with 1 minute candlesticks

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>>10584039
whats wrong with deciding whether to buy at the beginning of the day or the end with 1min candles?

>> No.10584074

who was that guy from /sci/ O.O ?

>>10584039
woah, 1 min candles only way for watch volume price action on SPY and SPX futures
literally nothing wrong with that

>> No.10584095

>>10582965
This added to Interactive Brokers too pls

>Cheapest trading platform for Europeans, very good API, anal registration process

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10584116

be ware

>> No.10584128

>>10584116
Oh wow glad I got those SNAP puts

>> No.10584150

>>10584116
>the stock market will dip in the future
Holy shit anon, where did you get your crystal ball?

>> No.10584180

>>10584150
nigger

>> No.10584187

>>10584180
can you give one reason for rescission >_> ?

>> No.10584208

>>10584187
its cause you havent put a bullet through your head yet

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10584229

>>10584208
ME AM NO CONTRARIAN INDICATOR DANGIT !

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10584237

Boys, the end is nigh. You must sell all your stocks and options and buy silver or you will unironically not make it.

>> No.10584249

>>10584187

>shoepolishers getting into trading
>non existant bank interests, making everyone trade
>software market slowly bubbling

That's all I have.

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10584259

>>10584074
not him but i gots a TA question for ya

ime making charts that show EMA's for various time segments, with fibonacci numbers
first one is 5, 8, 13, 21, 35, 55
great for morning trading and short term stuff

but im having trouble finding a medium range (1 week to 1 month) range to use, and a long range (6-36 months)

whats a good max range to use? 144 seems short, but 377 seems too large to bother with

21-144 a good meduim range? or cap it at 144?

or just 49 day and 199 day to spoof everyones 50 and 200 default lines?

>> No.10584266

>>10581439
>>10581438
IM FUCKING RICH I MADE IT I WILL PAY OFF WHAT EVER THE PRICE THE DEBT IS GIVE ME UR DISCORD ALL U HAVE TO LET ME DO IS FUCK U IN EVERY HOLE GOT

>> No.10584270

>Zillow

JUST

>> No.10584299

>>10584266
>She is the president
>Her debt is the national debt

>> No.10584342

>>10584266
this but unironically

>> No.10584375

>>10584270
Lol, how do they even make money

>> No.10584377
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>>10581439
>enjoy smg as it's getting good
>tripfags are funny
>good advice, I'm nearly out of the beginner hole
>come back after a busy month
>whatthefuck.jpg

>> No.10584383
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>>10584299
worth every penny

>> No.10584411
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>>10584259
this might be stupid answer, but why not just use em all?

2-987 ?
but kinda for answer your question,

use 144-148 and channel fill ! thats what see most people do for your sort of question

377 am kinda long
your spoof idea am good too

really, what me seeing now as trend in charting is just for use EMA, SMA, and modified EMA 1-200

littlerally like, 1, 2, 3 ,4 ... 200 for all three

>> No.10584438

>>10584411
holy shit post source pls

that is beautiful

>> No.10584508
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10584508

>>10583581
mfw SNAP moves 5% and wrecks all high IV anons

>> No.10584518

>>10584229
why won't you post the source on choke-elf REEEEEEE

>> No.10584559
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10584559

>>10584438
>_> message bucketts ask for Prefametrics

>>10584518
!!! kek me seriously couldnt because gurochan has been down for half year
just came back up June
here you go, whole thread pretty funny

choke elf starts at post 53049
https://www.gurochan.ch/g/res/49992.html

>> No.10584658
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10584658

>that feel when you think everyone in thread am masterbating to dead anime girls at same time

>> No.10584693
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10584693

When did you realize that analysts are retarded?

I'd really like to see some data of a backtested portfolio that compares the performance of analyst ratings to their inverse.

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>>10584658
You are a complete degenerate.

>> No.10584741

Why does this thread have tripfags and namefags with portfolios less than $10k and yearly returns worse than the S&P? What useful insight do these attention whores provide?

>> No.10584746
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>>10584658

>> No.10584748

>Make 200+% returns on stocks
>Get upstaged by friends who make even larger returns in real estate because of leverage.
Fuck, this feels so unfair. I'm tempted to trade on margin, but Buffett advises against it.

>> No.10584782

How many of you are actually smart and bought the Newell dip?

>> No.10584797

>>10583879
it was just a trade.
sorry you don't seem to know the difference between an investment and a quick scalp trade. I guess you need to be in the market longer than 3 months to know the difference.

>> No.10584825

>>10584782
i was actually looking into that today i'm going to try to get in if it dips more

>> No.10584844

>>10584825
It should be an easy couple of percent flip over the rest of the week. It's oversold.

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>>10584559
>have to unironically scroll through a guro chad thread to find choked elf

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10584888

>>10584411
>this might be stupid answer, but why not just use em all?
hmm i thought it would be cluttered and look like shit but that aint bad

thats 1-200?

not looking forward to all the copy paste and editing though

also do you know how to make the lines change color like pic related?
>>10584658
nope, just imagining ones

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10584900

>>10584411
fak wrong pic

nnice double dubs tho

>> No.10584918

>>10584782
Im in

>> No.10584928

>>10584918
I may have bought slightly early, but it will bounce back. My average is 23.11

>> No.10584938

>>10584844
the huge volume on it today just kinda worries me with a 3 month daily avg under 6mill and todays 34.5million on a 11bill marketcap is just a little worry.. but i am watching it, not my type of stock but that overkill is something i like to look for in stocks.

>> No.10584969
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10584969

some lines for 1 day charts

which looks most useful

>> No.10584989

>>10584508
>mfw SNAP crashes tomorrow because nobody uses the app and social media is dying

>> No.10585005

>>10584748
leverage is the devil
dont dance with satan

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>>10581811
We're not. We're in the stocks thread. Pay attention!

>> No.10585019

>>10585007
this meme hits me in the boomer feels

>> No.10585026

>>10584938
I expect a couple more percent drop tomorrow, but if it drops much lower it is a fucking steal.Especially if it drops around 21

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10585045

>>10585007
>tfw I remember going into Blockbuster with my dad and sister to rent videos and NES games
That pic was my childhood. Such great memories.

>> No.10585103

>>10584928
I love the company cause they make the leading products everyone uses like rubbermaid and papermate pens

>> No.10585107

>>10585026
I'm gonna set a buy-limit for $22 and then a sell for $24.

>> No.10585175

>>10585026
If it drops anywhere near 21, I am going to buy the shit out of it.

>> No.10585210

>>10584782
no thanks I need a stock immune to trade war. also IP theft is a problem with this company and easy to do.

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>>10585210
>he doesn't know glue is trade war resistant.

>> No.10585262

>>10585210
>says the guy that was shilling chink scam Bilibili earlier in thread
Top funny

>> No.10585313
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10585313

Guys seriously who the fuck is pumping DISH?!
Blew up my earnings option.
Its fucking TV man. Arent boomers all dying? How is this shit still alive?
Maybe super PAC money is propping it up to keep the propaganda pumping.
Fucking stock jumped on the highest sp500 stocks two days in a row.
Complete Garbage.
I rue the day DISH stole my option premium.
I RUE THE DAY

>> No.10585338

>>10581449
dip? you better be buying calls tommorow

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10585342

>>10585313
Never underestimate the power of boomer excess.

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10585372

>>10585249
their products look too easy to imitate.

>> No.10585383

>>10585313
>shorting the bottom
i'll never understand the goyim

>> No.10585403

>>10585383
The bottom is when cable dies, it has a ways to go. Its a 30 day option call on week 2, not looking good atm

>> No.10585405

>>10585372
Tariffs will take care of that.

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>>10585313
Maybe it's because of Sling TV. I canceled our Comcast cable TV bullshit and got a Roku with a subscription for Sling TV.

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10585418

>>10581439
300 lbs anime LARPers DESTROYED

>> No.10585431

>>10585403
>>10585413
Cable is a long way from dying. The only people that buy satellite tv are rural people. The only way to fix this is for cable companies to run expensive lines out to these spaced out homes. It isn't going to happen for a long time. Satellite is here to stay.

>> No.10585450

>>10585262
>implying US companies don't scam you

Enron was a scamming US company. also the reason bilibili is so popular in china is because they are very trusted.

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>>10584342
>>10584266
Kek
Maybe if you had CURE FOR LEUKEMIA
All me debts will be PAYED OFF BY DEATH

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>>10585313
>vat? he shorted ze bottom with ze strongest possible zupport?

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>>10585413
>>10585431
the earning report said they lost 190k dish subbers but gained 41k sling subbers.

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10585475

>>10585450
Nice chink scam you go there
Nice crash too
Why do you guys try so hard to imitate Japan?

>> No.10585480

>>10585313
Dude, have you TRIED BUYING TV lately?
It am a fudging mess
People are moving to fish just so they not have real with 20 tiers of payment plans that get mo expensive every year

>> No.10585482

>>10585453
So, how are things going with the leukemia? I'm afraid the lymphoma is getting the upper hand with me.

>> No.10585496

>>10585480
I dont pay for tv, i can find any show I want to watch on the internet.
I suppose thats a skill i take for granted.
Fucking boomer hedge funds

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10585497

>>10582066
HMNY
dont listen to the apple shills. those mainstream stocks are already too expensive.
look how low HMNY is. it has nowhere to go but up!

>> No.10585500

>>10585453
are you actually gril? can you post picture of hand? if ring finger is much longer than index, you're boy

or post handwriting

>> No.10585507

>>10581728
Did you hear the Supreme court's positive reaction to the Sprint and TMobile merger? It's why Sprint went up today.

>> No.10585531

What's /smg/'s opinion on GERN? seems like some potential moon mission news is coming down the pipeline.

>> No.10585536

>>10585480
We cut our Comcast bill by 47% just by getting rid of cable TV. 230+ channels, and we only watch maybe four. It was such a waste of money. Now we just have Internet, phone lines, and we just stream everything.

>> No.10585546

>>10585507
ye I heard, honestly I think its gonna go thru, especially considering they approved the AT&T time warner merger

>> No.10585548

>>10585531
Watch their imetlstat

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10585565

Who here buying strangles on SNAP tomorrow?

>> No.10585572

>>10585475
>Why do you guys try so hard to imitate Japan?


china is like Japan version 2.0. and they love anime too. also Japan likes bilibili because is their gateway to the Chinese market and why you see so much collaboration between them.

>> No.10585575

>>10585565
Im going PUTS, but i was wrong on dish.
if SNAP does go up, it will have beaten twitter and FB

>> No.10585576

>>10585565
Fucking screen cap this, SNAP is going to miss badly and tank. Puts are free money.

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>>10585576
CRAZY MONEY

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>>10585583
C R A Z Y F R E E M O N E Y

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>>10585482
Nuuu :( are you stage 4 yet? Is it painful?

Me doing OK, the leukemia actually very low but all the treatment caused immune system go cray cray ;_; lungs being eaten up badly and more joints giving out

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>>10585572
I dont even know what to say to this

Are you a bilibili spokesperson or something? Why do you believe what these chink (xx of china) scams are telling you? Why would you say you want something immune to trade wars when chink stocks are getting rekt while american remain strong?

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10585659

>>10585536
And your streaming with Sling tv?
>>10585500
Uhh hete most handwritten

>>10585496
This what me tell boomer parents buy they want watch the shows when they "Premiere"
÷_÷ like 1 day diff matter

>> No.10585669

>>10585612
I did my dd. if you read the Japanese News you will see so many Japanese companies working with bilibili. also some US companies are collaborating with them and they had bilibili products at bilibili world.

>Why would you say you want something immune to trade wars

is the US banning bilibili.com? they get ad revenue if I visit their site.

>> No.10585679

Did comfy die?

I see these threads are still filled with shitposting and kneepad girl....

Worst trip I have ever seen on 4chan

>> No.10585681
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10585681

Used some of my earnings from GBR on Fate Go.
$24 well wasted I say.

>> No.10585696

>>10585681
I was thinking of doing the same to get Mordred

>> No.10585702

What do you think will happen with Office Depot earnings tomorrow?
I think thats another one amazon will kill.

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>>10585659
being such a cute rodent should illegal

>> No.10585737

>>10585606
Yeah, honestly it hurts pretty bad. It has destroyed my spine. I was stage 4 before I even knew what was happening. I just found out I've had a refractory response to the first-line treatment.

My baby brother had AML, so I get what you are dealing with. I've been lucky that my immune system has held up through the treatment so far.

>> No.10585752

Mattress Firm is exploring bankruptcy to close some stores: https://www.reuters.com/article/us-mattressfirm-restructuring-exclusive/exclusive-mattress-firm-explores-u-s-bankruptcy-to-close-stores-sources-idUSKBN1KR21K

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>>10585679
No he no trip anymore becaus/pol/ made fun of him and thank you ^_^

>>10585713
Really speaks to everyone universal love of her when LITTERALLY no guro exists

>> No.10585768

>>10585696
Do it. Shes worth it.

Or just buy her fig

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>>10585763
fun fact, she wears boomer panties

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>>10585737
No :(

>> No.10585812

>>10581456
I bought a small amount a Gamble.

>> No.10585840

>>10585679
>>10585763
I'm having severe anxiety attacks, I have to go Anon to function, I may literally lose it time. I deleted my FaceBook, Twitter everything, I have to avoid the glow in the dark cia niggers

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>>10585797
Stop looking at her panties you pervert

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>>10585841
cant
me just lay in bed staring at her all day long
God Rat so beautiful

>> No.10585883

>>10585840
cant wait for that new thread

>> No.10585891

>>10585210
>no thanks I need a stock immune to trade war
check out LCI

>> No.10585894

>>10585737
Wish better things for say T_T not give up hope and trade well
Never liked the term "fighting" because it implies dying is losing
J-just live well & try not worry about it too much ;_; pray 4u

>> No.10585919

>>10585917
>>10585917
new
>>10585917
>>10585917
bread
>>10585917
>>10585917
bosted

>> No.10585926

>>10585482
>So, how are things going with the leukemia? I'm afraid the lymphoma is getting the upper hand with me.

>>10585894


how old are you guys? really shitty hearing any of this shit. Can we all find a company that is really onto something and invest in it even if we do lose money? just because they are onto something?

this is 2018 we shouldn't be losing people to cancer.

>> No.10586100

>>10585606
>cray cray
When you die I'm going to think about it now and then and be happy that you're gone.

>> No.10586149

>>10586100
That's a really awful thing to say anon. You should get out of the house more, church is a good place to start.

>>10585737
>>10585606
God bless both you. Much stronger than I am.

>> No.10586168

>>10585840
I really think you should go to church or talk to a therapist man. You are not being reasonable.

>> No.10586223

>>10586149
Church people are cool, just can't stand being in church. If I'm going to justify wanting some people to beat cancer, I feel obliged to want people like rkg to lose to it.

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>>10585500
theres a few timestamped pics of her floating around, she skinny as fuck, iv drips

but if she wanted them posted she would have, so have this anime instead