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10563936 No.10563936 [Reply] [Original]

>be me
>be chatting to female, potential fuck buddy online
>casually talk about what I do, quite well off with crypto
>start exchanging pictures, she likes my body
>shes okay with my ethnicity
>shes okay with me being 5ft8
>continue exchanging pictures
>speaking about the naughty things we're going to do to each other
>she asks for a picture of face
>send.jpg
>radio silence
....there you have it, its all about facial aestheics

>> No.10563944

ahahahahahahhahahaha

>> No.10563963

>>10563936
Pajeet detected

>> No.10563976

>>10563936
Kek.

>> No.10563986

>>10563936
Just be yourself bro

>> No.10563988

Ahhahahah u must be achink. God chinks are so fucking ugly

>> No.10563994

>>10563936
Me often just need simple cheap chin surgeries to look fine.

>> No.10563998
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10563998

Please respond

>> No.10564138

>talk to female with nice bunda
>ask her if she can record her farts for me
>blocked

>> No.10564160

>>10564138
Nice, keep trying tho, and share those videos you degenerate fuck.

>> No.10564187

Migger is that you lmao?

>> No.10564189
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>>10563936

>> No.10564191

>>10564160
>talk to female with nice feet
>ask her if she can record sucking her toes
>blocked

>> No.10564200

>>10564191
Keep it up. Post everything on thisvid.com

>> No.10564202
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Just work out bro

>> No.10564218
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>>10563988

>> No.10564233

>>10563936
i'm sorry to hear that op
when you are rich enough it doesn't matter what you look like

>> No.10564234

>>10564200
>talk to female with nice body for some days
>ask her if she can show me her tits
>absolutely disgusting nippels
>absolutely disgusting roastbeef
>delete everything and never contact woman again

>> No.10564257

>>10563936
>shes okay with my ethnicity
Pajeet self-loathing detected. GTFO the white internet.

You fuckers all work with computers. Are you all really so lazy you can't just create your own 4chan?

>> No.10564279

>>10563936
True desu. I’m 5’3 and look like young Johnny Depp, never once had girls shit test my height. Feels good man.

>> No.10564356

>>10564233
it matters:
>>10564202

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>>10564279
>5'3
>Feels good man.

>> No.10564659

>ask cute girl if she likes food
>she likes
>invites over for food
>we fuck

Thursday was nice guys. Also L I N K 1000usd eoy check em

>> No.10564679
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>>10564218
>implying Dylan isnt peak aesthetics

>> No.10564858

> go to work today to increase my btc stack before moon
> alone all day
> 10pm, tired af
> preparing to leave
> light turns on in the hallway
> openoffice
> accountant from neighbour company comes from the elevator
> high heels, latex skirt, croptop, tons of makeup, slightly drunk
> oh hey anon, what are you doing here
> play love victim, "came to work to distract myself"
> oh im sorry anon
> hug.jpg
> boner.jpg
> eyecontact.jpg
> lips 5inch from each other
> go in
> grabs my cock and unzips
> sucks, spits and gags
> cum in 5 minutes
> i hope this helped anon, let me know if you ever need it again

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>>10564679

>> No.10565063

>>10564858
an today in things that never happen to waggies

>> No.10565078
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>>10564679
/fa/ as fuck

>> No.10565084

>shes okay with my ethnicity

Negro or pajeet?

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I was just ghosted by this bitch a day ago, we had some fucking awesome convos and were planning to meet today. Why do they do this?? Feel like shit, been years since I have found a girl I like talking to.

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>>10563936
>...there you have it, its all about facial aestheics
Not true anon. I used to use those hotornot sites in my late teens so I know my face is a solid 8. Now I'm old and fat and the only matches I get on dating apps anymore are roastie land whales

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>>10565113
...anon... that thing doesn't have a vagina...

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>>10565202
This is a better picture of "her" lmfao. Either way, I would still be curious to find out. They were extremely into me to, it's a shame.

>> No.10565246

>>10565188
But you’re a male roasting landwhale? What’s the problem?

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>>10565230

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>>10565246
>male roasting

>> No.10565288

>>10564279
Young Depp, what, aged 9?

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>>10564279
>unbeknownst to you

>> No.10565321
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>>10564279

>> No.10565326

>>10563936
Please kys to finish the story.

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>>10564279
>feels good

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>>10564279
this is now a manlet, thread post em

>> No.10565360

>>10565321
>>10565308
>>10565288
Found the incels kek. God damn /r9k/ was a mistake.

>> No.10565373

>>10565078
Strong neck gains

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>>10565360
The manlet is immunized against all shame, one may call him a child, a smol baby, a 25 year old dating 16 year old's to make up for his height, it all rolls off him like a measuring stick on the door at 7 11, but call him a manlet and you will be astonished at how he recoils "my virginity has been found out, I am exposed"

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>>10565400

>> No.10565593

>>10565360
Come on. The 5'9 vs 6' meme is just a meme.
But 5'3? Lmao. You're just coping right now.

>> No.10565758

>>10565550
I'm only 5 10 I was just messing with ya, but I do know this guy actually lol.

>> No.10565780

>>10563936
That actually happened to me back in the day when trying to bang craigslist sluts. It felt pretty bad but thems the brakes.

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>>10565593
>>10565758

>> No.10566105

>>10565360
If being a whole foot taller than you, looking like Liam Neeson and nailing hotties at work makes me an incel in your eyes, so be it.

>> No.10566154

>>10564659
i'm going to use this

>> No.10566168

>>10566105
>bragging about looking like Liam Neeson
Tough break kiddo, at least you're larping.

>> No.10566213

>>10563936
>inferring with a sample size of 1
you're never going to make it

>> No.10566243

>>10565078

Me on the right.

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>>10564279
Hey little fella

>> No.10567173

>>10563936
I think in this situation the face pic was a "saving throw" as in it would be OK if you had an 8.5+ for a face. 5'8" is a difficult hurdle to overcome if you're not ok with fat chicks (and even then). manlets will try to cope by replying to this post with some kind of fantasy delusion, guaranteed. you can't blame them for their genetics though, only their parents for having them in the first place.

>> No.10567227

>>10567108
honestly even in the first pic 5"10 guy looks fucking micro

>> No.10567283

>>10564679
Truth,
Dylan is easily the most aesthetic shooter so far

>> No.10567392

>>10566168
Kek, true. Cross between him and young Rafe Fiennes. Not to everyone’s taste but I haven’t done too badly.

>> No.10567401

>>10565360
Them being born was a mistake.

>> No.10567440

>>10567173
Ah, I see you've wondered into my thread. So, about that tush, how many btc. The thread was for my own amusement, she did ask for face pic, reminded me of every cliche posted here. We're still talking, need to run this tren cycle for about 8 weeks before I drive to hers and fuck her. What money can't buy, eh?

>> No.10567452

>the seething manlet in this thread

Comedy gold