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>Mom: "Why don't you get married anon? Are you gay?"

REEEEE! Why doesn't my mom understand that women are the worst investment asset class ever!
You get married, BOOM! You lose 50% of your income. 50% of chance of losing 50% of your assets plus paying alimony.

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10557755

>>10557660
Schlomo thread of the hour.

>> No.10557829

>>10557755
>Implying you can't have children without getting married.

Surrogate is the best way.

>> No.10558045
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10558045

>"Anon why don't you have a girlfriend. Are you gay?"

>> No.10558054

>>10557660
Well, are you? This is an /r9k/ tier post

>> No.10558056

>>10558045
Imagine having a whole family of boomers

>> No.10558066

>>10557660
> getting married and having a relationship are NOT the same thing, stop being a neet and go bond with someone
> dont get married if you don't have enough for yourself and your partner

>> No.10558069

>>10557660
It's actually like 60% chance of losing your assets I think

>> No.10558659

>>10558045
I'm thinking about telling my family I'm gay so they will stop bothering me about getting married. Any anons ever pull this off?

>> No.10558673

You do realize that only beta males marry girls without assets and a high income, right?

>> No.10558693

>>10557660
>You lose 50% of your income.

Your boss suddenly starts paying you half your salary because you got married? Sounds like a shit job m80

>> No.10558694

>>10557660
lmao, who makes these fucking threads

>> No.10558696

>>10558659
depends on if your family hates gays or not.
You're either not out of the woods yet or in a way bigger mess.

Tell your parents you got a vasectomy and are asexual

>> No.10558721

I think you meant to post this on a different board. I got you anon
/r9k/

>> No.10558741

>>10558696
I don't think they'd care. And when I inevitably knock up some whore on accident it would probably lighten the blow since they thought they weren't getting grandkids. I am onto something.

>> No.10558855

I read threads like this and feel embarrassed I own any crypto. These are the people “investing.”

>> No.10558954

>>10558855
>t. faggot
you weren't going to make it anyway

>> No.10559956

>>10557660

When she asked if you were gay, should have just told the truth

>> No.10560017

>>10557660
My mom told me over and over again while growing up not to be gay. It didn't matter how many times I told her I was straight. She refused to stop so I started fucking dudes to piss her off. Now I only fuck guys exclusively, and I'm not even gay. Fucking dumb cunt.