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I feel you op. Nothing feels better than decompressing with a skilled massage therapist who knows exactly how soft to rub your back or the spots to focus on to get rid of tension in the muscles.

Try head and stone massages. I know they are a chain massage store but the people they employ would be attending these high end massage places.

>>10537456
why not just fly to a cheap country for a the weekend, if you play it right you can get very cheap tickets, and you get bonus massage at the airport

Massage robots!

>>10537456
go to a man if you want a competent job done and are worried about this. if they try to give you a happy ending you can sue them or something

Why would you pay a stranger to touch you?
I don't want peple touching me not even for free.

>>10538599
I receive massages only from +6/10 ladies, if that gives you some clue.

>>10537456
>tfw no ana de armas holowaifu

>>10538734
this why even live

>>10538542
true. may be a little gay but women are weak af and worse at everything

>>10537456
>most are actually escorts or always go for handjobs
>Why are massages so expensive?
>Its almost escort levels.
Well there you go.

>>10538837
almost a year after that movie and i still cant get over it
every time i see her, right in the feels

>>10538907
There is a better compromise. Find one of those stout, thick strong women. You get the pressure without the shaft.

older mamasans usually know how to give pro-level massages

>>10538907
get a thai woman to give a massage, it will change your perspective

>>10538981
what movie??

>>10539082

Went to Thailand, had a Thai massage in Koh Samui, paid 200 baht, grimaced in pain for 1 hour, 2/10 would not do again

op here
>>10537470
i already live in a cheap country.
>>10538542
i thought about it actually
>>10537468
yup, thats what i really want. best ones i got was at some fancy hotels but that shit is expensive as fuck.

>>10539763
she was the robot girl in blade runner

>>10538934
It’s over folks we solved the mystery

>>10538934
this

>>10539069
also this. spending every day keeping women in line gives you strong hands

>>10540147
but i dont (always) want a handjob. I want a massage done by a pro at a price different than if i fuck an escort in the ass and end in her face.

>>10537456
Who is this?

>>10539779
That’s how Thai massages are

>>10538734

>>10537456
you want a cheap massage? Just go to the mall, they always have massage parlors, though you probably won't be getting it from a cute girl it's still a massage and what else do you expect from something that comes cheap?

>>10540299
Fag

>>10538599
Some people like it

go somewhere with an abundance of asian immigrants, no bs.
$25/hr + $15 tip no nut busting

>>10541117
>>10538981
>>10538734

>>10541117
>>10538734
>>10538837
you will NEVER GET THIS you will NEVER GET THIS

>>10541584
>>10541603

>>10541710
Try to get off the internet, and enjoy the real things in life.