/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for my waifu, RKG
May her beauty surpass her skill for shitposting

Yay for IQ being btfo!

Fucking piece of shit MU. From +$90 to -$60.

Anyone have any recommendations for Canadian stocks? Already have shares in WEED, TRST and FCU.

>>10400751
How will you ever recover?

wow, congrats on this bears

Alright why is the market selling. Did insiders find out about Amazon's earnings report this week?

HEY GUYS, WHATS GOING ON OVER HERE? ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MY SELF, I BELIEVE YOU WILL BE SEEING A LOT OF ME AROUND HERE. I RECENTLY TRANSFERRED FROM REDDIT.

>>10400751

>tfw still holding at $60.

shorting W
the best decision of your life kid

Oh boy are we /meltdown/ yet?

am i just holding Harblongs LTBR bags?? or is it going to do something?

Get in on that GBR people it's under $3

>>10400751


Bought MA when it was 60 a share. its over 200 now

Feels good man

CRSP on a flash sale.

>>10400772
amazon's earnings have always been shit.

The P/E is just cancer

The only reason to buy amazon was to ride the wave of dumb millenials investing driving the share price up.

>>10400805
>nuclear meme
>when the market is driven by silicon valley techno-utopian delusion about renewable energy
>when the upcoming recession will wipe out any chance of nuclear being pursued by anyone, anywhere, ever
Yeah no.

>>10400844
Did you just win in this thread - >>10400395

>>10400858
And we're going to have a ton of millenial bagholders come Friday.

>>10400765
i told yall that bonds looked funny

>>10400880
so i should sell?

>>10400735
Me shit posting has sucked lately
Been weaning off painkillers & withdrawal causing me perceive void behind everything

>>10400800
>>10400765
Whut you guys even seeing we still super over priced >_>

>>10400899
>>10400858
what would you buckos buy if your in your early 20s then besides ETFs

im holding some QQQ but want to branch out into individual companies with more top tier mooning potential than just boring slow moving index funds

so like who is the next amzn twtr goog nflx

$$$

>>10400800
This is exciting.
I wasn't even holding that much (2500 to 6000 bucks out of 30 grand portfolio) but had this weird fucking instinct to dump it all yesterday.
It was a FOMO/speculative position too.
This is fucking great.
I've got 10 grand of straight cash in my portfolio right now.

>>10400915
$HYRE

Nobody listened to me when I said to buy Ford calls at open. Made 90% on those calls in just a couple of hours. Took a trader nap, check the thread, and you are still going on about Amazon allegedly tanking after earnings. You're not going to make it guys.

>>10400915
DRYS

>>10400805
>am i just holding Harblongs LTBR bags?
yes
>is it going to do something?
no get more oil memes not nuke memes
GBR under 3 again, oil is bulling

>>10400915
>putting TWTR in that list

>>10400762
By HODLing until I'm goddamn 65 years old.

All my life I've always had the soul of a jester.

The funniest person in the room.

Class clown

Always insanely talented and gifted with the art of making people laugh. But it's made me resentful of humanity and them. I stay alone in my room reading and repressing my natural funny ways to live a life of darkness. Humanity doesn't deserve to laugh anyway hahah they deserve suffering AND MISERY HEHEHEHHAHAHA

Anyway..my question is this...how do I legitimately soul bond with the spirit of the jester? I always naturally did this anyway...

Excuse the kefka Palazzo. He's the only real jester I can think of in Jewish media

I'm going to make a book of shadows grimoire and it'll just be my standup comedy jokes. Since I'm the jester and the life of the party and the fool why wouldn't comedy be my greatest tool in the warlocks belt hehehe

>tfw when the happening hits you won't even be able to get out of your EUSSR-domiciled ETFs because the markets will probably be all closed
Living in commiestan is suffering.
I want SQQQ back.

LCI looking like shit as usual, I hope you guys enjoy the hobby of bagholding.

>>10400913
how can we be overpriced in half the stock market is sitting at 5 year lows

>>10400996
>hhuurrr duurr i'm a master day trader on 4chan and i can't look at anything long term hhuuurr duuurr

when do I sell my UWT leveraged oil longs?

>>10401042
>i'm a master day trader
Correct
> i can't look at anything long term
I already did, can you not read? You are going to be holding LCI bags all the way down to $6/share

>>10400765

>>10401055
when your fear overtakes your greed

>>10400783
>>10400959
guys; I'm gonna be real with you, a long time ago i had a lotta trust in MU but it's been acting like a huge faggot so either you can hold until the trade war blockers are off and MU goes to the fucking sky (which might be a Long time or it might end 2020, re-election cycle), my advice swing short call and put options

sanjay's power levels will probably have dropped as of recently; his battle has been raged for too long and the earnings report will probably suffer due to the energy costs of this trade war battle, the loss of thetans is too dire for the investors to overlook, MU will drop lower, plus and minus a handful of short squeezes for the year

>>10401064
>i'm a master day trader

>>10401067
so not till 90/barrel

>>10401089
Yes I know you don't have to keep quoting me.

>>10400936
>DRYS
*DRUS
ftfy

Buy this farmers stimulus package

Buy the SCVL dip.

>>10401129
wat?
long agriultural memes?

>>10400913
>Me shit posting has sucked lately
>Been weaning off painkillers & withdrawal causing me perceive void behind everything
>deebly concerned.png
I get a lot of meaning from my personal projects. I view them as my main means of leaving my mark.
Trolling used to be my outlet before that. I think I got banned from habbo several hundred times and once racked up 6-12 IP bans in a single night.
You should flood /biz/ with gay porn or some shit like that. It'd be one for the books.

I feel pretty guilty about the lethargic progress on my ML shit tho desu
Motivation is such a fickle thing.
I'd love to see you /biz/ get fukt tho; I just hope that the mods wouldn't find a way to do something more permanent than an IP ban.

>Whut you guys even seeing we still super over priced >_>
Fact.
I still want to see sub-June 1st prices before considering switching back to a tech loaded portfolio.

>>10401106
so you come in here to try and get people to sell a few shares to cover your short? let me guess you bought my 7.50 put i sold yesterday. Big baller

BUY SOME SILVER
THE END IS NIGH

>>10400996
Not me id never buy that fuckign garbage stock. I think its just a meme around here and no one acutally owns it.

>>10401165
No position on LCI

>>10401144
The name "Shoe Carnival" makes me giggle so maybe

>>10401200
then whats the point? just shit posting?

Get on LPL faggots, from the anon who told you to make money with MARA.

>>10400743
Come at me, this is far from over.

>>10401149
Nope, it's admitting low prices are here to stay, but Trump still wants their vote

>>10401264
Unironically heading to MIDTEEEEEEEEEEEENZZZZZZZZ

>>10401255
It's a stock market thread to discuss stocks, that's what i'm doing. I'll even give you a free tip. Buy Ethan Allen (ETH) before earnings tomorrow, it's going to pop.

>>10400913
what's that feeling? All the chemical "pleasure / drive" centers not triggering from anything you do after withdrawal?

>>10401277
so how do i buy the farmer stimulus package then?

>>10400913
Have you been perceiving the gaping void behind your eyes too?

>>10401280
Aren't they bankrupts?

>>10401280
have you had enough gay sex today? serious question

>>10401321
no

LMT posted a ridiculous beat and it's down somehow

>>10401330
also no

>>10401341
Capitulation we're at the end of the begining of the end of the bull run, and the begining of "The Big One"

We have hit Rock solid bottom for KHC
feel free to go all in

Also buying 75 8/3 $5 puts on NOK. Anyone who is interested in some quick money should follow suit.

>>10401198
>Not me id never buy that fuckign garbage stock

No shit. Big5Guy is a fucking retard

>that nasdaq drop

>>10401403
is their ER tonight or something?

>>10401474
Knocked me down to a whopping 4 dollar gain so far.

>>10401484
Jul 26 premarket, I'm waiting to grab them for $2 a contract hoping it jumps a little today so I can get that price.

>>10401421
>>10401198
whats wrong with LCI?

>>10401403
also, im not seeing any volume on those puts, so im calling bullshit desu senpai

>>10401308
Go long farms, not farmers

Goodbye Nasdaq

>>10401518
>>10401518
nvm
i see ya down on the bid there

>>10401537
like what? are there REITs or something like that?

OPK is absolutely destroying me jesus fucking christ not like this

>>10401533
There definitely will be tomorrow, which is why you want to buy them now while they're cheap.
>>10401521
Nothing if you want to hold that stock for years, but nobody here wants to do that and the short term is nothing but downside.

>AMRS is back to where it took off from
Ah, the classic 'Expired Yeast Manoeuvre'.

>>10401521

we've been through already many times before.

here's your (you)

>>10401542

>>10401573
>Nothing if you want to hold that stock for years, but nobody here wants to do that and the short term is nothing but downside.
you are saying people here don't have both long term and short term plays in their portfolios? Like nobody at all has long term plays? hhmmm

>>10401582
maybe you should explain some more whats wrong with it because so far i haven't gotten any good answer besides "muh chart"

>>10401533
anticipating over 10% pull back? Yeah fuck off with that. I mean I agree, Nokia is a shitty company because their phones don't break if you drop them and need to be replaced like Apple ones. This causes less sales.

>>10401562
Tech and grain storage/handlers probably good positions

>>10401603
I don't intend to hold the contracts through earnings, I will try and buy them for $2 a contract today and dump them sometime tomorrow.

>>10401603
You're too young to be a boomer, my man.

>>10400805
>>10400880
>>10400949
IF you did your dd you will see that LTBR snatched up several pertinent patents over the past weeks. HODL boys

>>10401599
The stock has lost almost 50% of it's value in a year. You are basically trying to catch the knife on a stock that has more room to fall indefinitely, and don't give me that dollar cost averaging bullshit because nobody is interested enough in that stock to do that. LCI could very likely end up like ALT.

>>10401624
yeah thats a good point actually. theres bound to be people who will want OTM puts tomorrow

but this commissions slippage makes it not worth it to buy too many of them. idk

what are you listening to while closing all your long positions

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMIKJH1GkF8

>>10401687
Not trying to force trades on anybody, just bringing the trade to light because that is what this thread is for after all. This is obviously a big week for earnings, a lot of money to be made this week.

TFW didnt but the DRUS dip.. Again..

>>10401703
https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI

>>10401717
I'm waiting for Amazon to be honest, that's the one that's going to make my year. No need to get just'd before hand.

Can any REGN bagholder give me the quick rundown on what to expect from ER?
Will they keep their French deadweight or ditch it at some point?

>>10401761
It also helps that Trump is shitposting about bezos and the WaPo as we speak. If nothing else that could hurt AMZN.

Who else is comfy today? My portfolio is entirely RIOT at the moment and I've got an order waiting to buy HMNY at $0.05.

they cant keep getting away with it!

https://robintrack.net/symbol/HMNY

>JBLU down 10%
Guess Ill buy one...

These next few days are absolutely, unironically CRITICAL for the market.
>tfw the FIRE sector is no better at their jobs then bizlets are at trading bitcorn

>wake up
>check portfolio

why tech tanking ?
people expecting poor earnings?

>>10401781
Or make the media set throw money into Amazon because muh drumpf

>>10401847
>why tech tanking ?

why not?

>>10401781
based Trump

>>10401847
because the big money rotation out of tech is a slow process

>>10401847
insider trading obv

>>10400989
This shit is pissing me off too. No one asked for that mifid shit

Do you think anyone buys calls on the cheap, pumps the price a bit, sells the calls at massive profit and sells the stocks at a minor loss but only after buying puts?

how the fuck can i shortsell amazon on Robinhood

>>10401921
Delete this

>>10401908
They're also banning leverage on CFDs for retail incestors starting August 1st.

>>10401921
except bigger fish will wipe you out. have to collude.

>>10401931
Have lots of money.

>>10401931
Buying puts is as close as you can get to shorting on Robinhood.

>>10401943
Man I love being cucked

>>10401931
can you not short on robinhood?

>>10401931
robinhood doesnt give you the ability to short

however if you have access to options you can buy puts or sell calls

playing options on amazon is fucking expensive though. you need to risk thousands of dollars for one contract

>>10401943
Well personally I don't think anyone should be a retail incestor so I don't mind. What is that anyway? Kmart fucking Sears?

reminder that gold is getting delisted and GLD is going OTC. abandon all precious metals. do not listen to the goldbugs

>>10401988
Bravo

>>10401988
>I don't think anyone should be a retail incestor
AM I BEING DETAINED?!??!!

Can someone explain to me how the "New paradigm" isn't a hyper inflationary mess?

>>10401931
Cheapest way is a debit put spread. Ex: buy the 1815P, sell the 1800P.

I don't quite have the brass ones to bet against Lex Luthor myself, but that's how you'd do it

>>10402025
you'll be able to go to the bank and get a carbon-neutral green fuel for your home fireplace

>>10402025
Isn't that just a fancy way of saying that basically all the previous economic frameworks were invalidated when QE hit so nobody even pretends to know how the economy works anymore?

>>10402025
there's no new paradigm
companies continue to make money, same as always

>>10402025
no

>>10402061
this

>>10402025
everyone wants inflation. "Safe money" can't be scammed or leached as easily. Spend and invest.

>>10402035
thyre Q2 is coming up here soon , Robinhoods analysts are saying to buy in but they usually fall short On thier Q2's No holidays, no back to school...But if i guess i cant short it Ill have to avoid it. Unless TQQQ Mutual fund is into AMZN and i can short that.

>>10402085
QQQ is 10.5% amzn, you can short by buying SQQQ

>>10402106
Or just FNGD.

>>10402035
You'd need a hefty bankroll to do that in rh. It only allows you to sell covered calls and puts. Plus you have to be options tier 3 to do strategies

>looks at debt bubbles in every fucking thing
Oh no, not inflation, noooo

>>10402106
thatll have to be the plan then rastaman. gon suck if i have to get rid of my 35 TQQQ shares over this bullshit.

>>10402127
If you have options level 3, you can do the whole spread at once and just pay the debit. Just go into the settings menu and click "Enable Spreads". If it's not there email support and they'll turn it on. I just did a bull call spread on 3M yesterday

Anyone here watch Turkey? Their market is going to be a bloodbath this year. Not just because of Erdogan running the economy but also because every fucking institution on earth hates his guts.

Incoming Lira blowup and entire turkey stock market collapsing.

https://www.ft.com/content/5f389ec8-8f23-11e8-bb8f-a6a2f7bca546

Turkey going through a massive financial crash this year is extremely likely.

>>10402155
Thanks, didn't know that

>HMNY

>>10402175
what ETF tracks their market?

They laughed at me and said it would never happen. Y'all got dunked on

https://www.nasdaq.com/press-release/helios-and-matheson-analytics-inc-announces-1for250-reverse-stock-split-20180724-01059

>>10402175
cool
fuck erdogan

>>10402175
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/fund/tur

Turkey ETF down 6%
mid 40s down to 29


Also he is chimping out on jews
Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdogan said on Tuesday attacked Israel's recently approved nation-state law, saying that the spirit of Adolf Hitler has reemerged in some Israeli administrators.

Erdogan said that the approval of the nation-state law shows Israel is the most fascist and racist country in the world, adding that he law legitimizes unlawful actions and oppression against Arab minorities.

>>10402175
>Turkey 2 year bonds at 20%
wew

>Papa John CEO only said he was resigning to buy puts for when he changed his mind
Once you start thinking from this prospective everything starts to make sense.

>>10402197
TUR

It's already gone from mid 40s to 29 now.
-6% today/yesterday

The inflation is going to destroy all the companies ability to pay debt (not in Lira)

>>10402192
>1 for 250
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>10402197
TUR for US, ITKY for EU.
Not sure what the liquidity for TUR is like.

>>10402106
>QQQ is 10.5% amzn
Holy shit.

>>10401521
Literally nothing.
The brainlets can't into FA.
This shit is so fun to write options for.

>>10401804
>Truly a weapon to surpass the metal gear

So basically turkey is completely fucked. Companies owe lots of debt in foreign currencies and have 15% inflation this year

I didn't make a dollar today, can I still dab?

>>10401660
>LCI could very likely end up like ALT
Wow bro.. way different types of business ... ALT research and develops drugs LCI buys and sells drugs. One raises money for research, the other has revenue from selling an already made product. Comparing the two is very idiotic.

>>10402192
What the fug, I didn't see the full 250 coming at all. Fuck that. I'm pulling my .05 order, kek.

>>10402242
QQQ is going to be a mess. 10% of one of the largest ETFs on the planet is Amazon, that's insane!
I'm thinking of switching out my UVXY for SQQQ or FNGU

>>10402202
>250:1
it still boggles my mind that a company that had NO debt, managed to ham things up this bad. its unprecedented

but this is exactly why ive made it a point to warn anons. i dont like seeing this happen to anyone

>>10402255
>When you cant go bankrupt because you're the one who prints the money
They didn't learn from america

>>10402212
Looks like yesterday was the day to buy puts there. Feels badman

https://tradingeconomics.com/turkey/external-debt

external debt going up and up, while inflation/lira goes down and down. Erdogan is pushing interest rates lower than expected which is causing inflation and wiping out the corporations.

>>10402297
I don't think the collapse is stopping. Last move erdogan made was calling israel nazi, fascists, and having hitler's spirit.

>>10402283
>bgfv guy is back

>>10402202

Oh no no no no

what are you guys talking about with QQQ and AMZN?

Are you expecting them to miss earnings and tank the entire market because they are such a large % of such an enormous ETF?

>>10402364
look at all those bag holders

>>10402283
hey long time no see, still having tons of gay sex?

So who the fuck exactly are these "robin hood analysts'" that give rating on shit to buy/sell/hold ?
Are they /smg/ tier trolls?

>>10402288
FNGD is short FANG memes comf
dont buy the wrong one

>>10402285
didnt you see that announcement yesterday? they said between 2:1 to 250:1 "at managements discretion". you know what that means. nuke em

>>10402364
Makes me kek every time

>>10402283
The charts are going to end up looking identical though.

>>10402386
I know it's short, FANG is going to tank

>>10402373
They tanked thier last Q2 because its not a really hot time of the year for amazon is waht im going based off of. so if I can go into a bearish position on it i can make money on the way down then be a raging bull again on the way back up.

>>10402202
>>10402364
>all the zoomers are going to be momentarily ecstatic when they see the price goes up 250x
it would be sad if it wasnt so entertaining

>>10402415
Priced in

Just heard about the HMNY split. Came here to say HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHJSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAGSHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHGSHAHAH

>>10402401
you said FNGU tho
i just wanted to make sure lol

personally i stand by the cheapest way to "short" AMZN is by buying VIX puts desu. but idk

>>10402430
the people who thought they won bigtime w SDRL the other week lol
kills me

> that volume on T calls
Good lord.

>>10400805

Ride or die.

>>10402466
>VIX puts
calls that is

but then i also dont see why theyd go down anyways. i thought their last ER was a huge win?

>>10402520
Thorium is a hell of a drug.

>>10402520
looks like a very diverse portfolio you have there sir!

>>10402379
It's been a pain in the ass, trying to explain would be a mouth full

>>10402520

>TFW expert bagholder

>>10402520

What in the fuck. You better have some insider knowledge to be doing something like that.

Also screencapping this.

TLRY is a trash stock now heh

I need to buy better companies
better yet I need to just sell it all and hold until the crash

>>10401156
Kek ne have done enough to poor biz, have made tons of indicators and stuff and have started programming an robinhood API trailing stop but eh

>>10402192
W-what happens if me only own 100 HMNY... they mofos forcing me to buy 150 more?

>>10402544
kek & check'd

once again, friendly reminder to buy deep OTM puts on GLD rn

GLD is gonna have another huge leg down

>>10402544
If this doesn't recover on earnings. We're not speaking anymore.

>>10402580
Yea I just bought 200 shares at 9 cents a piece. I would like to hold one share so I can watch it's downward spiral into nothing

>>10402255
>15% inflation
Holy shit, that's so punishing.
How are they so fucked? I didn't hear about them even going full commie like Venezuela

>>10402276
Sure

>>10402192
>They actually did the fully 1 for 250 r/s
What the fuck. Truly a weapon to surpass the metal gear.
>>10402202
Thanks for posting some fucking info on this shit
This is going to be so fun to watch.

>>10402544
Why are you picking up the old trip?
Picked up your BGFV position again or just disappointed by the lack of recognition?

>>10402580
>W-what happens if me only own 100 HMNY... they mofos forcing me to buy 150 more
Lol no. They pay you whatever the shares are worth if you don't have enough to consolidate. I'd imagine it'd probably drop to $0.01 in power hour, so you'll get like $1 I guess.

who here waiting on ER from KO and MCD? pls be positive

>>10402556
Based bible holder!
>>10402650
We all know it was him under planes because of his sperg out over LCI ITT kek

>>10402650
>How are they so fucked? I didn't hear about them even going full commie like Venezuela
theyve been very involved in syria
and doing a terrible job at it
and dictatorships can get kinda expensive anyways

Is tehre any evidence suggesting that AMZN will do well on thier ER on thursday ?

>>10402677
>We all know it was him under planes because of his sperg out over LCI ITT kek
of course

but it is unironically time to buy GBR again imo
2.60 is a good deal
sell on the AM pop

>>10402650
he just switched to phoneposting to help back up his retarded LCI shill (new ID) but forgot his trip was still in the name field
classic big5retard

>>10402662
Mother fudging peices of dew nugger flaggers

Gonna buy 150 shares @_@

>>10402725
I'm glad I dumped my LCI twice for a profit, got 7% gains out of it so I'm pleased.
Decided for sure not to hold it long term
>>10402718
I've retired from my gambling carrier, buy T!

>>10402231
Is there one for Venezuela? Heard they're getting a million X inflation

>>10402714
the market is efficient and therefore all ERs are a coin toss unless you have inside info

>>10402714
sure
theyre the biggest corporation in the world, so ER should be more or less irrelevant cuz people will buy them

im sure, given AMZN being peak irrationality, that it could miss by a mile and still go up a ton. and also vice versa

Not quite sure what to do for today's earnings bet. Im thinking puts on IRBT, or GRUB, or SIRI. Or calls on NOC or KO or T.

>>10402714
they own washington post

>>10402749
its not gambling
its going up tomorrow. its already been decided
T on the other hand will move sideways tomorrow, and correct hard on friday going into monday

>>10402798
>not holding T for the long term to harvest dividends from a excellent value company

>>10402749
Hey, remember that time when Crusaders retook Jerusalem but the population said fuck off so they killed 100 people each until litteral rivers of blood flowed through the city? Even the Mongols only did 50 each when taking bagdad. And it might have been more because it was 10000 before the siege of a city of a million people.

QUICK! Is GE a good investment?

>>10402819
>implying that's a bad thing

>>10402827
Every time someone says to buy it drops 5% so you tell me.

>>10402827
>>10402850
sell.

also
this has very quietly been the biggest volume day for DRUS in the history of it being a company

>>10402811
nah i got way better yielding shit than that bullshit, with lower cost per share so that i can actually compound my divs (which is the point, as i dont care about receiving 5 bucks every quarter.)

people say divs are useless, and theyre right, unless you own at least enough shares for the div to be able to be re-invested into it and compound every quarter/month

>>10402827
No no no no fuck no no no no Ive made that mistake a few times the only thing automotive is good for if ur already fuckign filthy rich and collecting dividens.

>>10402827
im probably gonna invest in a year or two

>>10402891
>>10402879
>>10402850
>>10402867

confirmed GE stock mooning soon

>>10402919
GE is fucking terrible m8
dont do this to yourself

>>10402919
Lol probably since i already sold, Same shit just happend to bitcoin.

>>10402919
People say morning for both going up and down so no matter what you're right

>>10402819
http://www.historyofwar.org/articles/siege_baghdad_1401.html

was total slaughter as well

pretty typical of the middle east throughout history to massacre everyone

Anyone get those sweet put gains from spy today? My money was all tied down or I would have risked it on the -80%. Went up to -37% so that's allot.

>>10402927
>>10402930
>>10402938

i got in a position with a cost basis of 13.01. i'm a LONG holder for div reinvestment.

the company will turn around and become profitable again, they will need to dumb some aspects of the company though. hopefully the div doesn't get touched

>tfw holding 500 shares (almost $16k worth) of T
>ER after the bell today

See you on the other side boys.

>>10402944
I guess in the grim darkness of the middle East there was only war so it became normal so you didn't get stabbed in the back.

>>10402975
i said the same thing at 14.6

Post'em

>>10402975
as long as youre really truly in it for the divs, willing to hold for years/decades, and they dont bankrupt, youll be ok i guess

its still a terrible choice imo senpai

Do I sell my EBR shares for GBR or just wait it out?

>>10402989
Yeah it's pretty funny if you know anything about history to see people calling USA occupation of iraq/afghan as barbaric.

>>10402891
are you confusing GE with GM

Shekel flow is indicating a moderate sell signal on TLT as of 20 minutes ago. Price is going to continue to drop and gap down in the morning until a new reversal point is found/

>>10403077
i think GBR will have a nice gap up if oil does desu
but its still a gamble. ive done it numerous times succesfully tho. you buy it on days like today when shorts are hammering it, and it pops back next morning because the hi freq guys come back the next day, and then retail FOMOs back in

>>10403080
Which is why I don't view slavery as evil. At least they didn't genocide, and in the case of Africa where they were selling themselves who am I supposed to pity? "I'm so sorry that your ancestors sold your ancestors to us"

>>10402987
I might just yolo my margin with you.

>>10403119
and got a far better life than they would have in africa in slavery or other wise.

When do I get off the DRUS cruise? I can't swim.

>>10403109
Fuck it, I'm doing it

how do I invest into Ivanka Running in 2020.

Republican convention in 2020, Trump steps down after the convention and gives his running spot to ivanka. 4+ months till election and not enough time for media to slam her, easy win against a woman democrat candidate.

>>10403130
Yeah I'm half Turk, they buried 20 million people in their salt trade alone. America bought 500000 slaves and had them work in one of the nicest places on earth. In living conditions better then allot of non slaves around the world. Try being a peasant in China during the qing.

>>10403039
Will probably be back @ $800 by close because of HMNY

>>10403140
not yet
this is the biggest day of volume yet
were seeing 200k buys all day, and you wanna get off now?

>>10403154
yea i got 100
if it goes, you can sometimes get a buck or two
and oil looks good desu

>>10403171
the fuck is this LIVE shit ?

>>10403181
It's because she's approved for crypto

>>10403165
arab slave trade they just cut the penis off, half died, before being sold. They had many times more slaves than America ever did but killed them all so no descendants to bitch.

No one really studies history so it doesn't matter.

You get more flak if they survive than if you kil them.

I failed the CompTIA 901 again. I've probably put over two hundred hours in learning it...why THR FUCK can't I learn this shit? I learned fitness stuff easily and even passed the personal trainer exam without studying but technology is beyond me...I honestly want to fucking die.

>>10403181
;_; you can tell the exact moment me bought 150 shares of HMNY

>>10403181
It's part of their suicide prevention program.

>>10402987
Alright im in , Ill save a beer so we can split it when we meet up at the homeless shelter brother!

BTC is starting to make sense. I don't own any. Just a flag to any bulls in BTC that it's probably hitting 10,000 by end of august or higher.

>>10403234
best of luck to both of us friend

>>10403163
predictit.com

>>10403269
>predictit.com
yeah, just floating the idea. I think it's an auto win 2020 if they pull a switcheroo.

>>10403177
Got 85, see you tomorrow morning!

My condolencest to the guy who bought 4k of LTBR. It's shitting the bed right now.

>>10403325
Got 9 of the 35 dollar call options that expire friday. Lets fucking gamble.

well boyos we lost the hmny bet. roulette indeed

>>10403375
I don't even get how you hang your money out like that on a shit meme stock. When it is all said and done he is going to walk away with 2k or be bagholding for a decade.

>>10403234
>>10402987
Picked up 9 call options that expire Friday, lets fucking do this!

>>10403195
You pass if you keep trying! A+ cert just bunch of jargon and not even right most of time !

>>10403163
Ivanka would go up in value a lot, look at whoever carries her clothes, Nordstroms might and by 2020 they will be a 30 dollar stock so you could double your money. Or say, makeup, or some company who was a "young entrepreneur" of hers. Have to think outside the box though.

Also holy shit is T looking insanely sweet right now. Just a media company that owns the #2 movie studio, DC comics, has 5G telecom company, awesome visionary CEO, making huge moves, thinking on several other mergers, with a 6.5% dividend on a 52 week low but hey don't mind me.

Is anyone else /all-green/ today?

>>10403424
>$35 calls

wew, good luck

>>10403452
$32

>>10403443
NO I'M NOT DONE CONSOLIDATING, DON'T MOON YET!

>>10403458
Oh, well you might make a good chunk of change off of those if the ER goes well.

A great deal of ST is bearish on T, moonshot guaranteed.

>>10403443

She dropped her fashion brand today to focus on political career. President Ivanka is like a 20% chance thing at this point. If they do a republican convention switch out, aka Trump handing his slot to ivanka the last day which he can do, they will win easily in 2020

Just depends what donald wants to do. Ivanka would beat out their candidate easily.

>>10403487
It's already going up from when I bought in. some one ring the fucking bell and open the report!

>>10403491
Who the fuck are the Dems even going to run? They should focus on getting their act together and building up a couple of poster children to put on the ballot in 2020 but all they've done for the past 2 years is autistically screech about everything that drumph has done.

>>10403498
This one is going to come down to guidance solely. I don't think the EPS is going to mean shit AH.
>>10403527
They are going to either run Elizabeth Warren or Joe Biden probably. Warren would get fucking devoured by Trump, Biden has the best shot of winning for the democrats.

>>10403527
They should run Maxine. The debates would be legendary.

>>10403527
They're gonna run Harris because they have at least one more cycle of fucking up before they start to get their shit together

>>10403527
Isn't already decided the ballot will be Opera - Kanye? Guaranteed win.

>>10403551
i would no joke, vote kanye, to do my part in the acceleration of total madness

>>10403527
Thats all repubs did during obama years and it ended up working. Getting your base mad at trump is more important than a candidate. Also the more time a clear candidate is the spotlight the more time it gives people to focus on them to both dig up dirt on them and to manufacture scandals (which repubs are great at).

>hmny didn't even hit a new 52 week low
Where's the fucking blood? I was promised blood! Who the hell is buying into a stock that's about to do a 250/1 reverse split?

This is like when the little white ball is rolling around the roulette wheel, and we're all waiting to see what the fuck happened.

GRUB put spread order filled just before close and I have sudden buyer's remorse.

>>10403602
>Who the hell is buying into a stock that's about to do a 250/1 reverse split?
the people who dont know what that is

>>10403546
>Warren or Biden
Christ, the absolute state of the Democratic Party kek

>>10403549
>Maxine
It'd make for some good TV but the bitch is too old.

>>10403550
>Harris
Literally who?

>>10403551
>Kardashians in the White House
dear god no

>>10401283
Yea but also literal sense of feeling eternity ending, it not depression or boredom but despair >_>

>>10401311
Kek

WE'RE GOING UP LADS!!!!

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 0.9% today. Since today's a holiday in my state I literally just woke up lol.

>>10403600
Nah. I know that's the conventional wisdom but it's wrong. If the pubs didn't have Trump last time around they would have lost, they would have run Jeb "it's his turn" Bush and gotten clobbered. You need somebody that can inspire followers with personal charisma. Obama and Trump both had that, and losers like Kerry and Romney never did.

>>10403600
>repubs are great at
so are dems
did you pay any attention during 2016-18? the destroy trump media is operating in full force

the real question is if the dems run a left style trump like warren or a sane person like John Kasich.

>>10403638
They're going to run Clinton again.
>>10403602
I bought in today for about $100. Those puts are going to be attractive soon

>>10403452
not even close, but im up 8% which is bretty alright. now all i need is for gold to crash, wheat to show support/bounce, and just one more mid sized VIX spike, and ill have made nothing but profitable trades for the last week.

>>10403650
I started the day getting justed by the 3M earnings call and somehow broke even. Now I'm shorting GrubHub because I'm either retarded or a genius

>>10403650
Up 23% today because of F calls, I had to pull out $1000 from my RH account because school is out and I need that money to survive. Luckily I still have some money left to play with in my account and all the money I withdrew was profit. Almost threw up at the gym today because i'm a degenerate drunk that was hungover as shit. Don't train legs on a hangover folks.

>>10403650
I don't even know. I fomo'd into these T call options, and the fun has yet to begin.

>>10403669
>They're going to run Clinton again.
If this happens I will literally laugh myself to death

>>10403650
Up 1.7% overall today, hoping I don't get JUST'D by AT&T's ER.

>>10403602
Me bought shares so could come out of split with 1 share ;_;

dem T earnings come out yet?

BAC to $35

booker, harris, and biden are the most likely.

>>10403650
days not over for me yet.

>>10403697
you're short the S&P but long HMNY?
christ you really are retarded

>>10403678
Yup, I'm feeling the fifth of vodka I had last night. I'm going to see fireworks with my friends tonight though!
>>10403693
You and me both, they're the biggest part of my portfolio currently.

>>10403692
B-but it's her turn!!!
Have you seen pictures of her on /pol/ recently? She literally looks like she's going to die soon, Bill will certainly out live her

T is going down now, fuck it. I'm not even going to look.

>>10403739
OFF WE GO!

>>10403739
>>10403704

ER coming out 4:30pm ET

pls T, pls go up

T headed to uranus and back wow... looks bullish though

>>10403760
>>10403759
HOLY FUCK INTO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH

>>10403650
Up 3% today after climbing out of $120 hole

Me am trading demon

https://investors.att.com/news-and-events/events-and-presentations

>>10403753
And back down! Way down! Jesus christ!

>>10403718

Just bought $500 worth of HMNY shares before the close.

You never know. They might decide to cancel the reverse split at literally the last second to let the stock pump one more time to let people recover some of their loses.

You have to believe.

where do you guys watch for after hours moves? tradingview dot com doesnt have that stuff

Why is it dipping!!!!!!

Don't bother even looking at T until after 5. You will just stress yourself out.

>>10403653
look at Obama he was charismatic politician that was a literal Who before the presidency. I agree they need someone more charismatic (and preferably an outsider but the dems would absolutely loathe that) but they don't need to be well known before our insanely long elections.

>>10403664
Yeah traditionally left leaning sites have gone a little crazy. But trump is literally a scandal factory so i don't blame them too much (24H news cycle, capitalism dictates you give the people what they want). If you think trump is a good president I'll not be able to convince you otherwise.

FOMO'd and bought T just before the bell. Please for the love of God, T, don't make me regret this

I have ten grand in my account, should I roll over my 401k into an ira? I want to use it for investments and the matching my job does is just free money that I could maximize the 5500 limit easy

Fuck did we all buy T???!?!?!?!!! GODDAMN IT!!!!

>>10403759
>>10403760
lel Peopl;e fucking Buying and selling like crazy when the report hasnt even been reported yet lmfao

>>10403718
That's what people told me about longing gopro, shorting MU, and buying BTC :P

>tfw i got all the ER kicks i could need from fucking DRUS
fuck AT&T and their fucking skynet
and fuck goyphones

>>10403783

>>10403811
I've been holding T since the end of June

>>10403791
bernie would cinch it if he wasn't such a fucking c u ck lord. He will probably bow down to every other candidate and run a "positive campaign" while getting strap on fucked through the eyeballs again.

Enough about her emails - entire fanbase claps.

Talk about dumb fucking cucks.

>>10403819
No they know /smg/ all bought in and are going to tank the company because they don't want us to make it. Should have got pic related.

AT&T is genuinely one of the worst companies in America. Their internet sucks, their phone service sucks, I don't know anyone who uses AT&T.

>>10403811
i've been holding T for 2 years

>>10403843
I acutally put 100k in TVIX a few months ago when i was with TD Ameritrade and they were my best trade to date.

>>10403811
I bought a week ago. Buying today at close was an... interesting move

It's a beat! We did it reddit!

T beat but is down right now, will probably open even, might flip the stock more bullish.

>>10403841
Duck Bernie, he deserves to rot in hell
He scammed more kids out of their student loans than crypto

He is the reason we have cheeto fir prez and not Her

>>10403865
link it faggot

>>10403876
Good joke, cripple. The only reason we have cheeto man is because of Hilary

>>10403880
AT&T (T) Tops Q2 EPS by 6c, FY EPS Guidance Tops Views
AT&T (NYSE: T) reported Q2 EPS of $0.91, $0.06 better than the analyst estimate of $0.85. Revenue for the quarter came in at $39 billion versus the consensus estimate of $39.39 billion.
GUIDANCE:
AT&T sees FY2018 EPS of $3.50, versus the consensus of $3.44.
For earnings history and earnings-related data on AT&T (T) click here.
Tue, 24 Jul 2018 16:15:17 -0400
Copyright (c) 2018 StreetInsider.com

>>10403846
Same, but not in a gay way.

>>10403843
no shit
the VIX will be the only thing left standing after this weeks blood moon. there will be literally nothing left of the entire US market outside of the fear sector.

>>10403876
>>10403894
cheat man is GOAT pres tho

>>10403876
Everything worked perfectly. Pedo Biden memes to clear the way for hillary exclusively, then bernie bros stuff.

The trump election was a glorious moment for humanity. Sad that you can't tell why it was such a good thing.

Why isn't this stock 10% ahead?

>>10403779
Those days are always way better than any random 20% day

>>10403841
I think he could kill it with the right vice president to punch for him. If he takes the high ground in debates with trump and lets his VP do some punching I think he stands a great chance. The same populism that elected trump is alive on the left and they tired of stagnant wages. How crazy bernie would be about socialism in office is another question.

>>10403902
its probably going down due to the miss on revenue then?

>>10403914
I'm a """radical centrist""" who hates the dems more than words can describe. They will hang when the day of the rope comes, but orange man is absoletly retarded.
The only good thing he's done is get some conservatives on the Supreme court, which actually makes his election worth it to keep communists off of it

>>10403932
rkg is perma bear tho
of course shed want shillary to destroy the market, and drive all capitalists underground, back into crypto

>>10403942
because pic related

>>10403950
The magnitude of establishment against bernie would be too much.

>>10403894
Nope
Bernie radicalized 100% of the young democate voters against Hillary in his bitter defeat.
He MADE never Hillary voters out of democratics. What even worse is he made some Democrats into life long socialists

The irony is he should have never been running democratic in first place

>>10403957
i like your style

I hope you got that sweet T dip after hours, I think its done selling.

>>10403957
based

>>10403973
>The irony is he should have never been running democratic in first place
no he did the right thing imo
he wouldve never been able to get on the ballot either way. either running against the establishment pick, nor running independent

>>10403973
it's even worse now. There will be multiple socialist running candidates in 2020. I'm expecting 16 person debate stages.

T CLIMBING BACK UP

>>10403973
also based

Looks like T beat on earnings but again the guidance is all that is going to matter. RH says they reported .91/share

>>10403973
Well Bernie Sander's is a faggot with no spine. His plan of taxing the 1% 100% has been tried before and it doesn't end well.

>>10404002
Fuck T
Buy SLV

>>10404001
good
the more divided it is, the easier it will be to get some total fringe lunatic in office, and then we can really get the party started

>>10403914
>>10403932
Kek me can admit have been pleasant surprise by Trump

He did fk up me Euro/Usd longs & JPY shorts tho
But his experimentally treatment bill will prob save me life even better because now can do stem cell stuff in texas

>>10403973
>he radicalized them
What a load of shit. Older millenials lived through the occupy wall street movement, the financial crisis and watching the DNC be the Clintons bitch. Watching that retardation, the only logical course of action is to swing Democratic Socialist or full on AnCap
You are desperate to defend Hilary because she's a woman and refuse to acknowledge she was, by far, the worst candidate in the history of the United States. Funny how your logic works, because she had a vagina, it must be someone elses fault she lost
She was so bad, a sex offender fat old man beat her. Amazing.

>>10404014
Revenue was below expectations though, that might hurt

>>10404020
oh yeah they aren't even getting rid of special delegates. It's going to be a fucking zoo.

>>10404002
You made me look....

>>10404001
I can't fucking wait for the shitshow that this new brand of DSA members are going to cause. Rose twitter is going to get hotter than the core of the sun arguing over which trans-disabled voices are being shut out in which queer spaces by gendered language.

>>10403902
This stock is such a dog. Institutions look for any reason to dump it. It never gets a break.

ATT earnings just began

>>10404043
*earnings conference call

>>10404018
holy shit dude
im telling you your metals are gonna get REKT bruh. you couldve listened to me the other day and made a nice trade off of platinum, but no... you had to be a libertarian about it

now ALL precious metals are gonna go down against the dollar mooning on friday

>>10404029
excellent
maybe it IS time i got into politics kek

Is somebody on the call? Can you ask what's going to happen to my call options for me? Thanks.

>>10404043
lets go!

Wtf happened in the last 20mins of the sp500

>>10403738
I don't read /pol/ anymore but I saw her in an interview recently and she was wearing a nightgown on TV and looked maybe drunk. She wouldn't be in give-no-fucks mode if she was gonna go again.

>>10403791
>think Trump is a good president
There has not been a "good president" on the BALLOT, let alone in office, since Ike. Somehow we all stumble on. At this point I only bother voting because my friends expect me to.

>>10404066
>Is somebody on the call?
Somebody always is.

Do they have shitty hold music on the call or something? Why are people selling?!?

>>10404066
Yes, what’s the strike price?

>>10404085
Now THIS looks like a future president!

>>10404066
kek

>>10404083
prop job
buy it up to sell it off tonight and tomorrow

>>10404100
$32.00 expire Friday, I'm fucked aren't I.

>>10400713
>HMNY 0.08

you can't make this shit up.

>>10404104
Future president

>>10404104
she literally looks older than my 89 yo grandma who just died used to look

dementia will set in long before she gets to run again

>>10404111
correct and checked

>>10404104
>Power-tripping granny in pyjamas

Nope

>>10404118
agree, Zuck for 2020!

>>10404117

That's a good entry price dumbass. They could cancel the reverse split at the last second and let it pump one more time.

>>10404096
Because the moon is waxing gibbous, and also I drew Hexagram 39 (obstruction) this morning, and also Jesus is upset about your unrepentant onanism.

How many times do you have to hear that earnings responses are basically random?

>>10404140
if they cancel the r/s it gets delisted and you lose everything

>>10404139
would vote for him in primary. At least his no emotional side will make him logical unlike the other dem nuts.

>>10404140
fuck that shit not falling that shitty company.

>>10404140
holy shit anon
listen to yourself

>>10404144
got any good books for the subject of using chaos magicks to influence stocks/commodities prices?

>>10404118
Oprah is the most u/acc choice, that's correct
>>10404111
Why would you take such a ludicrous gamble when you could have used your money to take a more ludicrous gamble on AMZN?

>>10404159
Zuck and the rest of S Valley only larp as dems, privately they are pretty much Ancaps

>>10404027
Did you finally get laid?
>>10404086
>mfw

>>10404152

If it gets desisted the the government would have no choice but to swoop in and save it if we get enough signatures on the White House website.

>>10404144
So you're saying that if I jerk off onto a crucifix I can take 120 billion off of Amazon's market cap?

>>10404168
You can never influence the prices, you can only influence your position toward them

>>10403650
god dammit I fell asleep

>>10404182
no

>>10404177
>>10404177
Correct, they are super cultural marxists not because they earnestly believe in any of that ideology, but because catering to it is the most profitable strategy.

>>10403443
Well fuck, I was sorta right, its still going to be that stock for your grandmas inheritance I guess. Grats on I Robot bulls. I hated every option I saw on that and felt too risky for an ER play.

>>10404177
Depends on who you're talking about. Zuck is ancapish, Wojcicki is neolib SJW, Theil is unrepentantly reactionary, etc.

>>10400808
>that faggot who still thinks GBR wasn't just a pump and dump
How cute, I'm sure you'd love to suck Fag5Gay's dick if you could.

>>10403650
up 1% today thanks to 3m and some other stuff

>>10402255
Good, he should have been coup d'etat'd like a good little authoritarian roach years ago

>>10404192
Yes! But only if you go all in on AMZN calls first. Take one for the team.

>>10404209
>>10404232
For sure. You can see their real ideology leak through sometimes, like Zuck defending holocaust deniers on Facebook.
Recently I went on a trip with some friends and their friends. One of their friends posted a picture with me in it, and Facebook alerted me too it through face identification tech.
Made me scared but also wanted to invest in Facebook
>>10404271
They'll throw another little false flag coup soon to continue consolidating power

I'll make the new thread

>>10403527
I could seriously see them going on the Death to White People tour and just fuckin go Kamala/Muslim. Every chicken in a pot every church into a mosque.

Everyone who ever entertained the thought of hating white people would vote for them, Trump can be easily turned into the ultimate white male, white Boomers are almost dead by then. It could work.

Bears are so smart

>>10404271
I mean I also find it entertaining to watch foreign countries devolve into a Hobbsean state of perpetual civil war, but I don't think that would help the market, y'know?

>>10404241
m8 ive hopped in on those guys at close, and flipped em on the next morning pops 3 times in a row now. its very predictable. you just gotta hold it only overnight, and only on days where it gets hammered. oil being bullish is a good sign too. if it doesnt gap up, im down maybe 5-10 bucks. but when it gaps up, it gaps up real nice, were talking like a buck or more. so w 100 shares at like 2.65, im risking like 10 to 20 bucks to make possibly 100 or so. at this level its at rn, its hardly even that much of a risk.

>>10404304
Trump's approval rating among black men has more than doubled since the election. Turns out they don't like Mexican immigration either, who knew? Other than everyone outside the luegenpresse I mean

>>10404209
>>10404177
Catering to it is not the most profitable strategy. Tech companies that cater to this objectively and substantially lower the quality of their product by hiring less qualified workers and focusing on things that don't improve bottom lines. Many (not all) of the leaders are genuinely bought in to sjw-ism.

They do it for influence. Pandering to this crowd is necessary to maintain certain branding, recognition, and status as the hot memes college kids flock to. The philosophies of Google, Facebook, netflix, etc at this point are they want to shape the way users think.

>>10404334
>Trump's approval rating among black men has more than doubled since the election
Who cares what niggers approve of?

NEW BREAD
>>10404341
>>10404341
>>10404341

>>10404343
The leftists are far more likely to go after then for anti-trust bull shit while the right doesn't give a fuck