/biz/ - Business & Finance

jews rock

>>10347619
>in before people shill GE stock

first for 70% market crash in 2 weeks

Everybody is expecting Amazon to beat on earnings, so the correct thing to do is to be on the sell side since there will be no breaks on the downward selling pressure when they miss. This is the once in a life time opportunity to retire off of like a 5 grand investment, and the best thing is there's absolutely no risk involved since an earnings miss is certain.

what sort of positions is everybody in for the next couple months? do you think we will stop going sideways and either go full bear or somehow bull again?

what do you think it means that NASDAQ keeps goign ATH, whiel DJI and SP500 are almost purely sideways for months now


repost for this new meme thread

>>10347648
The (((economic elite))) removed that feature in update 2009.3.

>>10347660
spx to 3000 end of year, end of story!

Casino for next week

What's some good TA, moving average? Oscillators? Studying slain animal entrails?

>>10347658
Nice proofs you got there
Oh wait...

>>10347658
>an earnings miss is certain

>>10347660
I'm in for the long haul. Any positions I have made gains in I have held for the last 2 years. My hands are strong. Can you say the same?

>ending my week green

>>10347658
>absolutely no risk involved
Mr. Imposter pls stop shilling me to short. I'm not stupid, I'm fully aware that its a phenomenally risky play. That's the point.

>>10347729
It's no risk all reward.

So you guys think AMD will go back below $15?

What is a good price to enter? Right now I'm having a nice short with it, not sure if I should close or not.

>>10347702
My plan:
HAL calls
LMT calls
GRUB puts
V calls
RTN calls if LMT beats
QQQ puts into Amazon earnings

>>10347756
that's not HMNY

>>10347619
Boomer Broker recommendation of the day is: CLF

>>10347757
They are budget Nvidia, and that's ok. Tonnes of work places will buy less expensive computers and AMD will continue to exist, but since I hate technology, I think you shouldn't invest in it. Just my 2 cents

Did the goldfags all go extinct?
Half a year a go you couldn't go 10 posts without someone making a zerohedge tier gold shillpost.

>>10347784
they lost everything
its awesome

>>10347784
If you had bought gold 60 years ago your percent gain would be equal to having bought Berkshire Hathaway. Let that sink in.

>>10347783
AMD has been making a lot of progress in the server market CPUs in the last gen.
You should expect this to continue sine Intel's 10nm process is basically dead in the water and AMD will be shipping server-grade 7nm chips Q1 next year.

Why are they selling?
https://www.nasdaq.com/symbol/amzn/insider-trades
What do they know?

>>10347784
They're shilling silver now

>>10347806
thats not true no matter how you look at it

>>10347760
I'm thinking of doing a TQQQ strangle just because of how crazy the next week is. Volatility is going to go nuts regardless of how some of these companies perform, particularly Thursday/Friday morning right? You think it's a good idea?

>>10347826
Lol, Buffet boi is gettin a widdle Cwanky?

>>10347783
>They are budget Intel

There, fixed it for you.

>>10347819
It has nothing to do with earnings. The problem is going to be when people find out that Jeff Bezos isn't real.

>>10347836
Also if Amazon does miss earnings, wouldn't it be smarter to buy the dip afterwards rather than shorting through earnings like a degenerate gambler?

>>10347819
That there is always a massive dip before earnings, because of retarded short shills like you

>>10347757
AMD is my favorite meme stock. It will always inevitably fall below $10
I like their CPUs though

>>10347619
Is this the silver bull trap?
I threw 3k more at USLV
Going to get justed...

Pending market doom and huge sell off next Friday, GLD is the safest place to be right now for modest gains during the impeding market collapse from the AMZN fail to meet investors expectations. Prime membership is down, and they're not selling products as people have started to decide to shop at other retailers.

>>10347836
Liquidity is better on QQQ instead of TQQQ, just set the strangle wider to simulate the leverage

>>10347702
put some chips on hasbro puts, nothing else next week.

>>10347864
GLD crashes with the market, use TVIX to hedge

>>10347757
They have some deals in China which allow them to avoid tariffs and mitigate that risk a bit. They can get a pump from ML/AI if the upcoming instinct line is a success. Cloud is still growing and demand still good plus intc is in developer hell with 10nm and CEO shit.

>>10347648
you know we have circuit breakers, right?
the first like 30% or so could happen in a week, but after that the entire US stock market would be fucking closed for another week

>>10347648
SOURCE?!?!?!

>>10347658
finally someone is talking some fucking sense ITT

>>10347908
https://banyanhill.com/exclusives/70-stock-market-crash-to-strike-august-1-economist-warns/?z=974344

i posted this in the past thread. is what hes talking about

oooooo

>>10347619
I will give all of you fat fuck a back rub in exchange for your least favorite stock. Who's interested?

>>10347928
LCI

>>10347862
youre retarded m8
precious metals are in for literal "capitulation"

do the intelligent thing and short AMZN

What's happening with RUN?

>>10347922
Well my man Mike the meme man Maloney says 15% of the S&P companies cant afford their interest payments.
Thats no bueno.

>>10347943
Do you prefer scented or unscented oil?

>>10347963
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6DbaH3iVM3g

Level was perfect today
Seeing if can 2 scoops top

>when you can't get out of your positions despite only trading the top liquid stocks

>>10347979
Looks like you should prepare to go long

>>10347979
>having actual exit plans
You just keep getting gayer and gayer, my man.

>>10347948
My shiny rocks are going to make me rich, its all a waiting game now.
Have fun fighting amazon when they own the US govt. I wouldnt short amazon until they start talking about regulation in the congress
just like face berg

>>10347948
>>10347922
The signs are all there. It's really fucking happening this time.

>>10348023
Im Just gonna be bearish in august see what happens, really have alot more to gain than i have to loose.

>>10348017
you'll be too late, regulations come after the crash not before it.

>day after day the chart has a massive wedge shape that rebounds as soon as it started
I wish market maker-kun would fuck off already.
>>10348023
The end is nigh?

>>10348017
Gold is going to $500, it's literally the worst investment on the board right now

no real inflation
economic growth
increase in interest rates

>>10348044
I reckon you're going to be like a little bit late on your short entry since it's the AMZN miss that will actually set the ball in motion for the August bear market.

>>10348047
Why would you ever borrow money, ever?
Why would you indebt yourself ?
This is beyond my iq level.

d-did i do okay sir

>>10348080
Been hearing alot about amazon here the shares look extreemly over valued, But whats happening with them? and when

>>10348069
Buy titanium stock. When South Africa kills the remaining whites in August, the titanium mines will fall to shambles decreasing supply making it more rare.

>>10348080
Post your puts, then.

>>10348100
i'd rather just short the Rand, that's a guaranteed zero with black communists running the gov

>>10348069
Gold isnt very useful in electronics because of its price, most companies use silver. Silver is incredibly cheap historically, cheaper than the 1980s. Ill let you know how my strategy goes.

>>10347922
How likely is it he is right on the date?

>>10348112
Now there's an idea. If things keep on track theres no chance SA doesn't turn out like Zim. Wish I understood forex.

>>10348080
JP Morgan and Warren buffet will pump it if it falters

>>10348132
About 0.27% likelihood.

Hop on the Crus boys
I reckon once they announce end of notes this this is gonna fly

>>10348124
GL m8, just giving you my opinion i'd stay away from any of the metals right now. I'd much prefer any of the grains

>>10347996
almost, it looking too dangerous for another long
>>10347998
kek am always have exits
if didnt have to worry about pattern daytrader could always just trailing stop behind long / close price and never lose money >.>

>>10348110
I don't have any yet.

How legit is this Ted Bauman guy?

>>10348132
Short eza if you want to pay on a downturn in sa. Made good money off it this spring

>>10348141
meant for >>10348127
>>10348151
Long oats?

A fitting name

I feel like this template will need a new iteration soon.

>>10347963
cough cough

ive been telling you niggers this for months at this point
watch high yield market
junk bonds are about to shit the bed entirely

>>10347943
>tfw had to leave town for a few days, and set a limit sell on LCI at 13.15 on wednesday
>i get back and see that it sold all but ONE of my shares of LCI
i mean im glad i did it, as i was able to avg up enough to get to B/E by 13.15. but now imma have to stare at this one fucking share forever. i guess its almost like a watchlist now lol

>>10348017
the AMZN bit is me being a chucklefuck. if you want to short AMZN, the better way is to buy puts on XLY imo. AMZN is the entire sector

the part about metals is absolutely not

>>10348023
kek i cant tell if ur trolling. please look at a chart of what happens to metals during major crashes if ur bein serious. crashes cause dollar to skyrocket as people cash out. you buy metals after the crash at the beginning of the recession

pic related
>yellow is gold, white silver, scaled percent to right
>green is dollar, scaled left
>white bars are VIX, no scale

VIX spikes = goldbugs BTFO
the gold shills that shill gold as a way to protect against market crashes are fucking predatory

>>10348127
He is saying that theres a meeting that date where preddy much the elite are banned again from manipulating the stock market.
as it was supposed to plummit a long time ago to support levels as it has in the past.

For it being an exact date, if there really is a meeting ittl be accurate,
If not we will litterly know in the same day

We honestly stand to make alot of money if you just play things smart. (if it is true)

>>10348170
i mostly look at wheat, corn, basedbeans

First for tripfags are shit and a cancer on this thread. Before I leave I have to say that You, bagholder extreme, were the slimest, greasiest, slimball faggot kike nigger shill here. Your stock market knowledge is abysmal and anyone who listens to you is bound to lose money. Literally kill yourself

>>10348151
>GL m8, just giving you my opinion i'd stay away from any of the metals right now.
>I'd much prefer any of the grains
ma nigga
ive been building a position in wheat for a month now. took longer than i expected

>Shorting AMZN
>Not buying in right before earnings

its like you hate money

>>10348213
yeah man, love them down here. 3 year hold easy money imo

>>10348218
RAINBOW

>>10348218
All time high, time to buy!

>>10347629
Y-you too!

>>10348208
t. Cato the Much Younger

>>10348194
https://pro.banyanhill.com/p/CRASH/PSCEU603/?h=true
This Guy supposedly predicted 2000 and 2008?
Wtf is this secret meeting shit?

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

>>10348188
My sides

>>10348278

>>10348278
Lunch was good but all the Mexican qt waitresses looked like they were there against their will. On the bright side I have a new fetish, short and skinny with big floppy tits. I know that doesn’t answer your question but whatever.

When amazon dumps 15% over night and your put options go up to being worth tens of thousands of dollars a piece you can thanks me.

>>10348277
Honestly I would like to reasearch him and his company to see if he ACTUALLY predicted it or is just saying it.

It actually looks like FUD to me.

but hey just be smart.

>>10348330
long 100k of amazon thanks for the tip bud

>>10348196
I got gains on wheat. Do I sell now?

>>10348316
Enjoy your small butt gf. The Injun genes give them bannock bottom

>>10348225
basedbeans was another i was looking at, but too much of the exports rely on china

corn is too high imo because of how its wasted in fuel. if they cut that, it will TUMBLE
aside from that, i am vehemently opposed to the use of corn/ethanol fuel, as it does nothing but inflates all food/dairy due to its use as feed

wheat on the other hand...
most places that grow wheat have been experiencing drought this year, we are at a solar minimum, and its been knocked down hard on dollar rising and trade FUD (imo, unfairly so as we dont really export that much to china).

the moonshot will be basedbeans, but im hesitant to catch that knife just yet as i think it could get a LOT lower. chinese know that trumps base is mostly rural, and rural areas that grow basedbeans will be decimated if things continue this way. theyre putting him in a position to either look weak, or fuck his voter base

>>10348354
i'm in for the long term, looking for at least 740

>>10348354
Hodl for the next few years. Thank me later

Last time Amazon missed earnings it barely budged 5%.

>>10348330
Man I wish I had the big swinging balls to buy five thousand bucks worth of weekly options on Amazon right before earnings

Why can't they fucking split already? Jesus.

>>10348362
i promise you China will cave on every tariff demand, they'd be retarded not to they'll have a crisis way worse than 2008 US

>>10348339
I think ill load up a bunch of tvix before aug 1st.

>>10348218

Why? AMZN doesn't pay dividends nor does it buy back stocks.

Was baggy ever right before?

>>10348376
This more than anything. Why do they keep their share prices so high? I'd be buying like mad if they were lower, I'm sure thats true for tons of small specs.

>>10347864
>not selling products
>made over 4 billion dollars on primeday this week
Bagholder Extraordinaire, everybody!

>>10348381
Xi is trying to play everyone vs USA strategy. Don't expect a cave. Not saying he is doing a good strategy though.

>>10348339
He, did, you just need to pay him only 5 low installments of $49.99 to see the proof. Don't miss out on the opportunity of a lifetime! See subscriber testimonials for examples of how much money YOU could make by preparing for the next great financial crisis!

>>10348362
What in your mind is an undervalued commodity? I'm thinking pork rinds are the next golden bull

>>10348423
Porks price is getting fucked since the chinks started the tariffs on it.

>>10348363
>>10348369
Ok. I'll buy more then!

>>10348419
No actually his video is free and says the same shit everyone knows about
>derivatives bubble
>credit bubble
>margin bubble
Hes got good data that agrees with mike maloney.
I dont know about this aug 1st date though.
he says the same people who pumped and dumped the market in 1929 are doing it again.
Wonder who (((they))) could be?

I told you guys to Giddy Up on Vol I hope you listened.

I did something devilish today... Hehehe you'll never know until after the crash!

>>10348475
its me and my pals in discord pumping the money in

>>10348487
Did you buy more options contracts that you'll panic sell and lose four dollars on?

stop selling

>>10348330
This isn't going to happen. If there's a 10% drop, you still can't afford to buy the puts enough to make that amount of money.

>>10348399
High prices inspire retail fomo

What just happened?

>>10348498
While that sounds extremely likely, I bought the only moon mission coming in the next 30 days.

>>10348541
No, REGN is mine. All of it!

>>10348396

+10 years of gains

>>10348541
AMZN puts? You're supposed to wait until Thursday doofus.

>>10348381
oh believe me, i think theyre in for it

but i also think the chink govt is stubborn enough to do it anyways

>>10348423
all agcoms have been beaten down hard on trade/tarriff FUD, and dollar rising (both due to rate hikes and people selling stock to sit cash since feb)

basedbeans have been beaten down hardest. they are VERY oversold rn. im still waiting on them like i said above tho
wheat has been the one ive been shilling hard for a while, and it looks ready to break out finally. but also be aware that there is serious resistance around here, could easily pullback again. either from FUD, or another dollar run/crash, or just simply from a TA point of view.

wheat is also the one i think will have a pretty big shortage, as ive been talking to folks i know in the biz, and theyve all said that the wheat harvest is gonna be mega fucked this year. thus, shortage (even w tariffs from china, as like i said, i think wheats spot price has been over-effected by this all, considering how little we export to china)

hogs look ready for a bounce, but are nowhere near as oversold as some of the others

>>10348574
I've never seen this chart before.

>>10347922
>Market crash before midterms
Pls no

To be fair, this website takes a huge shit on that Bauman Guy.
>https://www.binaryscamalerts.com/smart-money-alert-review-scam/

>>10348529
>>10348499
kek pumping spy like crazy while futures dumping

>>10348574
So you're saying AMZN will be a Kardashev Type III civilization by 2040 at the latest?

>>10348612
WE PUMP

>>10348631
Quiet man you want to get bogged? Next you'll be telling us you have information implicating Hilary Clinton in crimes

>>10348563
>>10348582
I'm sorry, I can't tell you!!
I'll give you a hint: watch the transit of Mars and movement of the stars on August 31st

>>10348679
SpaceX is going public?

Thanks OP
>>10347619

>>10348598
They've tried attack Trump where he's weak, the Billy Bush access hollywood tape, Stormy Daniels, being soft on Russia and see they're failing. Their next plan is to attack him where he's strong, and that's right in the market.

>set limit sell for .245
>stock sitting at .2445
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>10348612
up down up down

>>10348631
nah, they'll be busy building our dyson swarm still

how do i survive the crash bros

>>10348709
>then it gaps up to .28
Thanks for the cheap shares, goy.

>>10348716
liquidate your assets the day before it happens
or the hour before it happens
or the second before it happens

>>10348631
Amazon is a finger of the now self-aware techno-god of anthropomorphic Capital. By 2100 it will have begun stripping the last of the resources off the planet and will have extinguished humanity in favor of auto-refining sentient market economies. It will then launch off into space in a form of planetary mitosis and begin it's trillion year quest to establish contact and data based sex with another of it's kind.

>>10348731
Go away Nick Land.

>>10348574

And hasn't paid dividends or done a buyback once.

>>10348716
Buy silver, tvix, gold and crypto, in that order

Kek. Israel just attacked Hamas in Gaza. Red day incoming?

Any one else getting this in September?

>>10348752
Fucking a, long USO

>>10348679
>>10348563
>>10348582
It's jnj or ino because 8/31 is when doctors confirm comfy has mega grids and have the cdc quarantine him

schwab is down for 3+ minutes now.

I feel the same way about PM... Long term TA looks like shit. What is your perspective?
>>10348151

Peak oil when?

>>10348784
peak oil was in the 70s

>up 108% on tlt puts today

>>10348796
I find the absence of ruins, ashes and irradiated wastelands to be strong evidence to the contrary.
>you will never witness the last bull market as it peaks and violently ends
Why even live?

liquidity seems to be drying up on my tlt puts... hopefully it dips harder so I can actually sell these things

>>10348766
>I have large electrical networks inside my body

>>10348846
Well, do you?

23 min of downtime on schwab. RH should tweet them.

>>10348707
I miss Billy Bush... He's a good boi

>>10348816
Impossible, anybody who listens to me is supposed to lose money.

>>10348766
Also
>phone autocorrect presumably corrects AIDS away
Thanks Obama.

>>10348846
If by large electrical networks you mean giant black cocks

>>10348854
Technically, everyone does. See: nervous system. Humans are like biological robots.

>>10348833
That's right now
>>10348854
Yes! I'm the entire sentient US grid and instead of killing everyone I shitpost on 4chan

>>10348876
You goddamn kids and your not having lived through the Reagan administration

>>10348875
I didn't even listen to you I just so happened to buy the same thing as you.

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/TLT/qDay4WvQ-The-most-important-chart/

not mine but rate please

>>10348902
I'm not even American so I don't understand the reference, boomer-sempai
When you were getting trickled down on, here folks would stand in kilometer long lines to buy bread and vinegar.

>>10348903
Buy Amazon puts on Thursday with your gains, we're going to be rich af.

>>10348945
Comfy doesn't either but that's a symptom of the disease. You actually got it without getting it. We had a huge pc fad during the 90s and faggots demanded grids get renamed to aids to protect their sensitive feelings

LTBR!

>>10348953
Why on Thursday and now now?

so AMZNs ER is tonight? right? i dont pay attention to those lately. but i dont wanna bet directly against it and get BTFO

short the russell to avoid that somewhat?

looks bretty weak into close

>>10348973
Earnings miss is coming and it's not priced in. This is a no risk high reward market movement.

>>10348987
Fugg this could be an excellent meme....
Count me in captain

>>10348983
No it's next Thursday. It's going to be pretty pivotal for the overall market, so best start planning now IMO. I'm going to do so many charts this weekend, I'm so excited!

>>10348967
To be fair, the grid acronym failed to include niggers, so it wasn't even accurate anyway.

>>10349031
>implying niggers aren't gay

>>10348593
I know the basedbean harvest in MN is screwed seeing all of the fields that got flooded. Should short it?

>>10349044

http://www.gnaa.eu/

>>10349052
Bad harvest makes prices go up stupid

>>10348987
I'm sorry baggie but even though I'm at all time highs I'm still too poor to buy even one amazon option

>>10349052
>Should I short a resource that just go scarcer?

>>10348987
What strike/spread do you suggest?

>>10349065
Wouldn't the harvest be good if the prices went up? Since the farmer makes more money?

>>10349067
No nigga go super low, Amazon plunges -10% after earnings >:)

>>10349091

>>10349090
I don't know yet. I have to do my meme-nalysis once i get some more data from Monday through Wednesday.

>>10349058
Classic, loved their movie https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0274518/?ref_=fn_al_tt_0

alright biz,

my goal is to have at least 52 different dividend stocks, paying me every week of the year. My goal is to set up a steady stream of income on a weekly basis. My goal is to get $500/week in dividend income alone. I'll reinvest all dividends until then but at that point i'll be looking at retiring early, getting a meme job at starbucks and getting on their insurance program working 20 hrs per week and sipping free coffee erryday

>>10349101
I have 700 in RH lmao

>>10349101
as much as i hate amazon, i might take up this meme...

>>10348987
I could either:
>listen to a tripfag on 2+2chan
OR
>listen to Jamie Dimon

you could be right, but you would also shill your dead grandmother's bones if it made you money

Amazon heavy OTM puts to make money next week?

>>10349116
(I'm just buying JUST because I'm poor too)

Here's my TA on AMZN

>>10348278
best smg meme in circulation

Remember when people said to short AMZN at 1300

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. Also, movements after earnings have literally no correlation with what actually happens during earnings. If someone has the chart proving this pls post.

>>10349008
yeah perhaps ill save this bet for then
i know russell would get pulled down by AMZN obliterating itself. but cant afford the risk that would take shorting it directly. russell dont track it, so on a beat, theyll just be a regular green day. but on a miss, theyre gonna get smashed harder than the rest of the market

though i do still see it gapping down monday anyways, regardless

>>10349052
i mean its the most oversold its been in 3 years and the amount of basedbeans, if youre correct, is about to get smaller... absolutely anon, go for it

>>10349148
I mean UVXY and deep OTM

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AMZN180727P01797500?p=AMZN180727P01797500

If amazon dips hard, then double tops/bull traps, THEN you short it. Don't gamble on earnings.

>>10349159
Is this the chart you were thinking of?

>EUSSR nannystate securities and exchanges regulatory board recently banned retail investors from buying CFDs on margin
>this becomes law on Aug 1
>this is my last change to go full retard with x20 leverage
Should I fall for the Amazon meme?

>>10349159

>>10349167
can we get a graph on Frozen Orange Cuice Concentrate futures?

>>10349173
this
if youre gonna gamble, try not to be so retarded about it

https://www.tradingview.com/chart/VIX/EN6wZ1Ji-VIX-The-final-nirvana-is-about-to-be-achieved/

Think QQQ puts are the way to go to short amazon for earnings. Much smaller premiums and free IV since theres correlation between the FANG stocks. When one tanks, they all do.

>>10347619
Thinking of making a market investor Chad vs. Crypto speculator virgin jpeg

>>10349228
Also it's not 10k for an itm contract

>>10349228
I'm feeling you on that. Looking at the premiums on amazon puts is nauseating. Any thoughts on volatility etfs?

>>10349250
I've been looking at august monthlys VIX and UVXY calls. better on vix coming down over the weekend and opening a position monday.

>>10349208
but of course
judging by the shekel flow, its buy on a pullback, or a breakout above its recent high imo

Is investing in Lithium and Copper a good idea because of the future of electric cars or am I being retarded?

>>10349228
If you want to avoid options you can always sqqq

got triples today

Day
-$666

>just got carded to buy mosquito spray
Wtf. I feel sorry for you kids. Literall nanny state.
Also how can I make money off of this?

>>10349352
I saw a place where they had the Tide pods behind the counter.

>>10349352
Buy mosquito spray and sell it at an upcharge to highschool kids trying to get their fix.

>>10349352
sell fake IDs

>>10349366
Wtf
>>10349375
>>10349396
Great ideas

>>10349352
beecock.jpg

>>10349352
Once they extend the drinking age to 33 you buy everclear and find a bunch of top shelf vodka bottles in the dumpster behind a nightclub. Mix the everclear with tap water and rebottle it to sell to high schoolers.

>>10349375
You tell the kids that you're going to buy them their bug spray but you need the money up front, tell them to meet you behind the store where it's sold cause you don't want the employees to know you're buying it for them. Go in the store and get some bug spray. Jump in your car and thank the kids for the free bugspray on the way out.

Oh look at that, LCI is crashing to just below 12.50, five minutes before all the 12.50 options expire, who could have predicted this

>>10349422
As if they'd really be afraid to report you. Kids know damn well that an adult attempting to sell bug spray to a minor would get in way more trouble than a kid trying to get an adult to buy them some. They'll just get a slap on the wrist from their parents, while you get buttfucked by Tyrone in jail.

Who and why even does bug spray?

>>10349469
whats wrong with it

>>10349451
That's why you tell the clerk at the counter that there's kids behind the store trying to get people to buy them bug spray. You cover you ass and get your own free can of bug spray to huff.

>>10349484
>huff
>not mainline
Pussy

>>10349469
>he doesn't put deet in his urethra to kill stds

>>10349419
last time I ran the numbers on this you'd be better off using Barton's or McCormick vodka directly instead of screwing around with dilution

Ding ding ding! How'd everyone do this week? I'm up 52%... because I put more money into my account. I'm really down 3% waiting for T and JNJ to pop off.

does 4chan still do the blogger adsense shit? i remember making like $100 bucks a month on that back in 2012

>>10349441
does that mean the nightmare is over?

>>10349503
i know the group that bought this chain for 8 million, invested like 5 mil and is going to sell it for 20-30 mill all within 3 years.

smart people

>>10349503
Im Up 0.08% this week

>>10349503
TLT got fucked like a mother. I'm up over 40% on the day.

>>10349515
>therideneverends.gif

>>10349532

Holy shit I got motherfucking justed by Comcast 8/31 calls

Ree

Get your .98 and .99 bids for LTBR ready for Monday morning

>>10349556
Name one reason why anyone would buy this meme of a stock.

>>10349571
they can't afford the AMZN put options?

>>10349503
I'm bagholding LCI because I'm dumb enough to take stock advice from a Zimbabwean poetry image board. Deposited more money so I can gamble on earnings.

>>10349571
ive also never heard this, and am interested
this shit has no hope of being profitable, and is relying on the (very) off-chance of getting a govt grant

>>10349571
I like money

where is le comfy podcast
its almost nappy time

How did all my beautiful babies do today?

>>10349635
made another million

Some jew deleted my post... why are you trying to suppress the truth jew.

>all positions in accumulation
So boring. I want the moon.

>>10349649
cuz it aint /pol/ desu senpai

you should not be trading if you don't know about this man yet

>>10349649
kek, doesnt (((know)))

Holy shit, The Big One really is going to come next Friday isn't it?

>>10348707
Stock markets are going to crash no matter who is the president.
Trump's just left holding the bags, the dumb cuck.

>>10349635
Almost had an aneurysm when AMRS started dumping.
Deep in the red anyway, mostly due to currency swings.
>>10349682
Your id gives me the funnies.

>>10349649
ableism is banned filthy bigot

Twat bag, it was related to the topic of finance
>>10349667

>>10349628
I torrented a bunch of adobe products today so I'm playing with them to make the podcast! And I got a new mic so the podcasts will be beautiful now!
>>10349649
Please no antisemitism ITT, we are pro-jew here
>>10349696
YES. My portfolio is prepared

>>10349696
VIX monthlys bet is for mid august.

>>10349696

VIX trending extremely low. You're putting too much weight behind Amazon missing earnings crashing the market.

Normies will buy the dip.

>>10349718
podcast when

>tfw gonna make 3k when fit it drops below 6 dollars

FREE MONEY

Is a P/E of 300 the new paradigm?

>>10349753
Normies don't have 200 billion to dump into amazon when it misses and big boys start dumping.

>>10349763
Not sure, but now that I'm out of school i can do it two or three times a week and actually have visual stimulation instead of a still image. 100% better

>>10349781

Well it's not happening this month trust but I do agree with others it will happen.

Call me a conspiracy theorist but I believe the Deep State is going to crash the market a month or two before the mid-terms this year to fuck Republicans and DRUMPF.

I'm going to start loading UVXY around September.

>>10349821
If the DEEP State was omnipotent enough to just flip a switch and crash the market with no survivors just to fuck with Drumpf, they wouldn't have let him get elected in the first place.

>>10349862
This isn't a conspiracy, Amazon is going to miss.

>>10349874

Oh sorry, I thought the word jew was period around here. You could end every sentence with it. I didn't mean to offend you ( )
>>10349718

>>10349672
its funny cause you hear, $100M trade in a day. then you remember that was in 1929

>>10349821
>Call me a conspiracy theorist
youre a conspiracy theorist
its not that fucking simple m8

>>10349821
>>10349862
>>10349874
The deep state is your friend, Anon.
Democracy was a mistake

>>10349862
>>10349899

Listen, Trump is fucking with a lot of powerful people money by implementing these tariffs.

And most of the big investors lean left (Soros, Buffet). They dudes and their friends are more than capable of crashing this plane.

>>10349900
>Democracy was a mistake
Yes, but what does this have to do with Amazon's earnings?

>>10349883
Spy will be like $160 this time next year. Suck on my circumcised schlong. The year of the bear is approaching.

>>10349862
The deep state installed Trump for esoteric reasons. He's intended to act as an avatar of Mithras, under his reign the bull will be slain as a taurocteny ritual.

>>10349928
Please post your financial cuck fantasies elsewhere.

>>10349928
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>10349862
>>10349821
George Soros and Buffet make too much money off of the market for the deep state to crash it. Philanthropists literally fund the deep state.

>>10349935
reminder that worshipping the golden bull is hata

>>10347704
I use a combination of parabolic SAR, moving averages 50 100 20 periods, volume and macd.

>>10350025
post girlbenise

>>10350024
They're desperate, and at the point in their life where they've come to terms with their mortality and will resort to desperate measures. You've been warned "The Big One" is scheduled for next Friday.

>>10350053
I'm still gonna hodl. I never sell in a crash

>>10349899
the stock market was just the same back then, as Livermore said, the trading game was full of suckers who lost their money and there were different grades of suckers.

>>10347704
Fuck TA, just look for patterns.

>>10350068
I'm just warning all y'all cause some of you are cool. Don't come to the markets next Friday... So much money is going to burn in a fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen.

>>10350108
Take your meds.

>>10350106

>>10350117
You can still listen, it's not too late, you've still got time. Trust me on this one. I am willing to give up drugs and promiscuous sex if I'm wrong about this one.

>The Beginning Sucker: has read little and knows little.

>The Semi-Sucker: has read books about trading – usually written by higher-grade suckers. He can recite wise stock market sayings. He does not realize that reading books is not the same as trading experience.
>He loses money more slowly than the beginning sucker because he has learned some basic trading rules.

>The Wall Street Fool: knows enough to make a profit if he sticks faithfully to his trading rules.
>The excitement of the market overpowers the fool; he trades more often than he should and loses his advantage over the market.

>The Higher Grade Sucker: makes his money from selling trading books because he can’t make money in the markets.

>Although Buffett and Livermore are at opposite ends of the financial spectrum in terms of buy and sell criteria, they wholeheartedly agree that if you don’t have some advantage over average market participants, you’ll lose money.
Which one are you?

>>10349919
doesnt matter. its not something you can just turn off. midterms will most likely drive the market even more unnaturally high, where we will then crash for economic reasons

what youre trying to imply is that a lot of money will be taken out of the stock market by powerful people. you need to pay more attention tho, as this has already been happening. but were still here

Thanks for the heads up. What do have to support your claim?>>10350108

>>10350053
Joke's on you: it's habbening Tuesday when GOOG crashes, you won't even get to Amazon

>>10350186
I'm, by definition, the average market participant, since most of my holdings is boring broad market ETFs.
I only dip my toes in microcap biotechs for the thrills because lotto tickets are too low status.

>>10350204
jewish magic

>>10347784
I'm green on slv and nugt cuz i bought the dip yesterday open enjoying my 1%gain guess I'm a boomer now.

>>10350222
Who here shorting goog?

>>10350259
Currently shorting AMD, pretty happy about the results.

>>10350106
holy shit i hate candle patterns.
ive never had anything lie straight to my face more than just flat out price action.

though ill admit i consider them along other things when im looking at daily/weekly charts

>>10347704
the shekel flow

>>10347704
also OBV
and my favorite, CCI

>>10350228
$

I see, that's a strong position. No further evidence need.
>>10350228

>>10350228
>Jewish magic
>gematria value for 'Amazon' in jewish is the same as for 'Lehman'
shit I'm scared now

>>10350351
Entropy and chaos demand it.

>>10350259
fucking puts are too expensive

>>10347784

I bear so hard I invested in stone and bronze.

>>10350351
>>10350395
>>10350399
SQQQ

>>10350165
>mfw serious doubt
also, arent you shorting long bonds?

youd be much better off shorting the 2-year if youre calling for doomsday, as in the case of an inversion/incoming recession, the 2yr yield is the one thats going to get the most BTFO

plus if you have longterm put option contracts on, youll have immense vega, from the quietest bond on the market suddenly crashing like that

long bonds will be the least affected by that out of the treasury maturities

based

No one look at LCI

>>10350502
*looks intently*

>>10350419
Spxs
What's the up side ticker of sqqq?

>>10350540
>>10350540
>>10350540
>>10350540
bread
fresh
ly
baked
baka!!

>>10350419
Nm, I think its qqq...

>>10350502
lol
im so glad i offed them. i took my covered calls position off because i was derisking this wednesday. put up some limits and walked away till today. managed to off all but 1 of my shares at 13.15, pretty much at the last second it was up there before getting smashed lol

thanks to my avging in, and covered calls i did on it, it managed to be slightly profitable.
but now i have 12 dollars in LCI for an indeterminate amount of time

>>10350533
it's tqqq
x1 bear qqq is psq

>>10349718

>>10348312
What is this pose?

Why am I not buying puts on all of big5guy's suggestions? I would have been ironically rich by now!!!!