/biz/ - Business & Finance

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What useless major did you study

>>10324487
Wagie is that you?

>>10324502
BA in Economics

>>10324510
Have you ever done anything nobody asked you to do?

>>10324487
>I'm on job websites every day
You can never give a firm handshake if you keep hiding behind that computer.

>>10324510
>BA in Economics
what's your job?

>>10324530
mortgage accounting clerk

>>10324521

>meanwhile theres neets who dont even work 1 hour and dont get yelled at

Tell your dad to shut the fuck up.
Join a coding a BootCamp > and monies.

>>10324487
fucking cringe.
>boo ho my daddy won't let me ride on his back anymore.
grow a pair of fucking balls and move your ass out daddies house faggot. god that is so fucking embarassing living with your parents past age 18. even more embarassing to be begging to move back in or not be kicked out.

>>10324487
>have a college degree
>be white american
literally you can teach english in any country you want. bounce out the country and see how they like it.

>>10324533
okay, well if you're familiar with real estate why not try and find a house to flip or rent out?

>>10324533
christ, no wonder. You need a real job, like a programmer or engineer.

>>10324604
The average house in my city is $700,000. I have $1900 in my bank account, how am I supposed to buy real estate?

>>10324590
Yeah you should line some kike's pockets by becoming his debt slave. Wouldn't wanna look like a loser would ya?

>>10324612
leverage

>>10324590
easy for you to say, you live in bumfuck kentucky where a mortgage is $500 a month. meanwhile I live in a place where rent is $2000 in the shittiest areas

>>10324607
but thats not what I studied

>>10324632
we must be neighbors then faggot.

>>10324612
share an apartment, you will become a man

>>10324487
son, why are you not making money?
I created you son, you are my slave go make money already my slave.

btw help me mow the lawn tomorrow

>>10324689
to live in or to buy?

>>10324632
>meanwhile I live in a place where rent is $2000 in the shittiest areas
Sounds like where I live right now, California. Need to get out of here as soon as possible

try to move in with another family member or a friend for a period of time, then tell ur dad to fuck off

>>10325032
You have $2k how the fuck are you going to buy anything lol

>>10324590
No wonder /biz/ is poor.

>>10324590
Absolute poorfag logic

>>10324590
LOL Imagine being a retarded amerifaggot and thinking abandoning your family at 18 to live by yourself is normal. What a loser

>>10324487
You fucked up in life. Not your dads job to take care of you forever.

>>10324487
start bringing super shady people to your parents house.

>>10324487
>kids these days
Just look him in the eye, give a firm handshake and say you want the job. There's nothing simpler.

>>10324487
>$15 an hour

KEK, literally minimum wage in Canda you fucking cuck

>>10324590
>Be 18, have virtually no knowledge of life. Have shitty job, shitty car, shitty everything.
>Better be independent!!
>Moves out
>Be broke all your life

>>10324487
Do you ever get sick of these fucking LARP threads?

>>10324510
>BA in Economics
>Though his degree would be worth something when he graduated
>Didn't learn fucking thing.

>>10324632

If rent is $2000 in a shitty area the job market is probably pretty good. See if you can find any staffing firms that specialize in Accounting/Finance & get in contact with a recruiter. I live in a meh job market & was getting hounded by headhunters two years ago when my title was "Financial Analyst".

Also post your resume.

>>10325158
>The average house in my city is $700,000.
Def a Leaf fag.
Probably Toronto.

>>10324487
>be in hometow with my family for vacations
>mom finds a bunch of acid tabs
>she gets crazy mad saying all kinds of shit
>she tells me to either go to rehab or pack my shit and get out of her house
>say not a single word, I just pack my shit and call a cab
>1 hour later
>20 something missed calls from my dad, sister and mom
>mom is crying on the phone, she says that she'd rather die than letting me go
>we agree to never speak about the subject ever again
it feels so fucking great knowing that you're in a place where people want you to be and it feels even better knowing that you can get the fuck out of where people don't want you to be

>>10325514
kek

>>10324487
Chick fillet pays $17 an hour.

>tfw neet
>tfw parents literally told me "you can stay here forever we dont care"

>>10324510
Wtf, how can you do a BA in Economics and only be making $15. In my country the average yearly salary for a master in economics is like 100k (I know you only have a BA, but still) and we have one of the shortest work weeks in the world. People working at Mcdonalds here literally earn more money than you do ($20/hour). Did you fuck up your career somehow or are you from a poor country?

>>10325547
It's a fucking false flag larp thread. This guy isn't real. Nobody with even a BA in Econ is working as a fucking mortgage clerk answering phones and getting coffee for the boss.

>>10325557
Who makes all of these larp threads? I understand the free BTC ones are entertaining, but this is just weird

>>10325590
>>10325557
OP here. Im not larping. Im posting from my phone now

>>10325557
You're delusional, places like Starbucks employed almost entirely by business and liberal art majors lmao

>>10325590
I don't know. It's some weirdo faggot who is always making threads about getting kicked out of his parents' house for not making enough money or claiming that he did something that only a legitimate autistic social retard would do while at work and then asking biz how he can stop getting fired from all of his jobs and how he can stop being an incel.

My other favorites go along the lines of "even if you make a lot of money, women will still have power over you." All of these threads are from the same demented individual addicted to (You)s.

>>10324487
So he has a problem with only the money you make not the fact you live with him?
Do you support him with the money you make or something?

>>10325675
No I dont, he doesnt need my support. He just says Im not working enough. I work full time and my job doesnt let us do overtime. im still >>10325618 OP Im on my home pc now

>>10324487
You can afford to live on your own at $15 an hour if you live anywhere that basically isn't LA or NYC. What do you do for work?

>>10325722
well I live in LA. I work for a mortgage company that outources most of the jobs to the phillipines

>>10325731
Damn that's fucked

>>10324598
>YOULL BE SORRY WHEN IM
GONE!!!

>>10324487

teach english in asia and get away from your faggot dad

>>10325731
So move to the Philippines and get a job.
You'll have access to better women and ladyboys than you do in that shithole you're in.

>>10324487
How many siblings to you have?

>>10324590
Poorfag detected

>>10327061
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>>10324510
economics degrees are useless if it's not from a highly reputable school

>>10327588
Wow your father is an idiot, who does he expect to look after them when they get old?

>>10327622
Great, so time to go back to school?

>>10327839
He smokes two packs of cigarettes a day. He probably doesnt have much time left

>>10324487
Gotta go door to.door with resu me and also ask anyone you know for jobs
Too many people apply on the net

>>10324487
>I went to college, I got a degree.
tfw you invest in a resource you only HOPE will help you.

At least have substantiation and concrete paths before investing in a meme. Even self investment should be substantiated.

Start a dropshipping business or better yet buy one

Damn man, that’s rough shit... Sorry to hear it. Have you tried Heroin? I hear that does wonders for people in your shoes.

>>10324598
I wonder how that is supposed to work in your mind.
> Hi cooks I am anon your knew English teacher who only speaks one language
>你在说什么我们不明白你说什么
>Hm what?
>迷路了你的书呆子
>...

>>10325536
they seem like enabling idiots then.
Give a man a fish yada yada etc.

Nothing wrong with having a safety net but you need to push yourself a bit if you don't want to fail in life in the end.