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Be me on SeekingArrangements for last 2 months. Met 10+ really cool college age cuties that just want to meetup to smoke/drink, have some fun in the bedroom and leave with some shopping money. Great experiences overall.

Last night meeting at a public bar I frequent with a new potential SugarBaby. I'm sitting on the outside area having a drink checking 4chan. Girl is running 30 minutes late. Cop car pulls up. I immediately get a weird vibe and get up to go to the bathroom. 30 seconds later get a text that she is here.

>this cant be a coincidence

I go back to the table, put down a 20 for my drink and briskly walk the fuck out and in the opposite direction of the police getting out of the car. Turn down the street and my phone starts ringing and its her. Turn off the ringer and keep walking back to the parking garage to my car. She calls 4x in a row I don't answer any of them. She texts asking where I am, says she is out front in a white shirt. I'm in my car and do a drive by of the bar, both cops are sitting at a table outside, I see no girl out front.

I send a final text saying any money I would have given her was only for gas and travel compensation and nothing else. Girl that supposedly had just driven almost 2 hours to meet me doesn't bitch me out for standing her up. Just says "?" "Thanks".

Pretty sure I almost got arrested last night. Still kind of paranoid they are going to show up at my door after getting a warrant for SA or my phone. I deleted my SA account and I during the conversations with this girl I had never had any kind of "X amount of money for Y sexual act" type of conversation and the talking wasn't really highly sexually explicit or anything either. Some sex stuff but more about her and her ex girlfriend and how she liked to be bossed around.

Scared as fuck bros, hold me.

>> No.10310232

i think you just might have autism m8

>> No.10310233

>>10310189
intuition usually never lies.
Good job anon

>> No.10310250

>tfw there are literally police forces dedicated to stopping incels from having interactions with females

>> No.10310264

Did you use your actual phone number or a fake?

>> No.10310278

>>10310232
Any girl who just drove 2 hours to meet someone who stood her up would bitch you out hardcore. I really think it was a VICE sting.

>> No.10310286

>>10310189
isn't seeking arrangements legal?

>> No.10310288

>>10310264
I used my real number but this scenario definitely taught me to use one of the phone apps for this kind of stuff, or get a burner phone.

>> No.10310303

>>10310189
Keep all your texts in a stored location. Ie showing that you two were just gonna hang out and that was it.

Shoot. I’d even have a criminal lawyer on retainer (5-10k) to guide me through this arrangement process so I wouldn’t get burned, if I were ever go down that route.

>> No.10310307

If they have your number your fucked. They will charge you with seed trafficking even though it's b. S. Have fun in prison, you'll get plenty of action there.

>> No.10310314

>>10310189
You did the right thing but worrying about them coming after you at this stage is just naïveté

>> No.10310327

why would you be afraid? you didn't do anything

fucking amateur

>> No.10310335

>>10310189
> meetup to smoke/drink
As an non-American it's so strange to me that you have legal weed but illegal hookers. It's the opposite where I live (but I would much prefer legal weed!)

>> No.10310336

>>10310189
4ever virgin

What a dumb autistic retard

>> No.10310337

>>10310327
There was talk of how much money I would give her. Could be enough to charge me. Might not get a conviction but still be very scary.

>> No.10310342

>>10310250
kek

Also why would they even arrest you op>>10310189

>> No.10310353

>>10310337
RIP in pieace bro that’s at least 15 yrs m8

>> No.10310363

>>10310342
Saw a post on a hobbying forum about a guy who got arrested without direct explicit talk but just some conversations about how much money he would give her. I always thought you had to explicitly say X money for Y sexual act to get charges but who knows.

>> No.10310381

>>10310337
Seriously anon, are you on drugs? There's no way they could have charged you for meeting a "sugar baby" at fucking bar lol. Did you even talk about sex with this girl at all?

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>>10310337
Scary and expensive because of the legal fees even if you are not convicted.

>> No.10310394

>>10310189
>go to hotel to meet hooker
>drinking at the bar
>cops walk in
>walk out to my car
>giant like police van
>tons of officers
>boxes of equipment
>no clue what theyre doing
>hooker shows up and we fug
>return home safely

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>>10310189
>sue the cops for offering sexual services
>they were also impersonating someone who they weren't and scamming you
>???
>profit

>> No.10310442

>>10310335
grass. I mean grass, not weed

I am going to start calling it grass from now on because it sounds cooler. I wish we had legal grass here.

>> No.10310454

>>10310189
I hope
>college age does not mean 12
>bar is not petting zoo
>2 hour drive is mom dropping her off

If this is true, you dodged a bullet.

>> No.10310456

>>10310381
She had a collar/leash on in one of her pictures and asked if she liked to be dominated and that I would like to see her on her knees. Convo was sexually adjacent but not explicit. No talks of actual sex or blowjob or anything like that.

>> No.10310460

>>10310189
Sounds like you took all possible precautions. Even if you saw "her", what could they possibly arrest you for?

>> No.10310468

>>10310454
The girl in the profile was like 23

Yes it was a bar

>> No.10310477

>>10310250
kek'd but this truly is a sad world

>> No.10310522

>>10310250
LMAO

>> No.10310526

>>10310468
how old are you?

>> No.10310529

>>10310189

>Alright buddy, the charge will be $50 for BOTH ANAL AND ORAL SEX TO COMPLETION WITH A PROSTITUTE. Good work, everyone

>> No.10310530

>>10310189
shit like me makes me convinced how retarded it is to make prostitution illegal.
two consenting adults agreeing to sex but the other party wants money for said sex.

how is this any different that banging a chick and then giving her money for a
taxi
or having a girlfriend and giving her money every now and then

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>>10310529

>> No.10310560

>>10310456
Just fuck off dummy

>> No.10310564

>>10310542
KEK

>> No.10310571

>>10310529
Kek

>> No.10310619

>>10310189
>>10310542
Hookers are gross and you are gross.

>> No.10310624

>>10310526
Late 20s

>> No.10310631

>>10310624
Ok then that's not so bad, I thought you were like 50

>> No.10310634

>>10310288
Wow, you are either actually retarded or larping. Next time use "text now" app or Google voice.

>> No.10310641

>>10310530
Can't let the proletariat make easy money.

Puritanism ruins everything.

>> No.10310648

>>10310394

My man. Normies are weak I bet doesn't even have any crypto (remember this is a BUSINESS board???)

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10310665

anyone else realized her hairy ass arms?

>> No.10310667

>>10310530
One's a livelihood the others a gift. If you had verbal conditions such as; female receives regular payments if female performs this sexual act, then its illegal.

>> No.10310676

>>10310634
Not larping. I don’t have a girlfriend that I was trying to hide things from and didn’t think LE was on SA

>> No.10310719

>>10310250
>You're a fucking white male!

>> No.10310728

>>10310676
Also I’m phone posting now

>> No.10310816

Well if they show up at my door I’ll make an update thread. Wish me luck bros. I should just move to Europe and stop giving Uncle Sam 6 figures in taxes every year.

>> No.10310837

>>10310816
nah man then you won't have that sweet legal grass any more

>> No.10310877

>>10310719
I never get tired of the white persecution complex—so goddamn funny

>> No.10310884

>>10310250
J E W S

>> No.10310898

>>10310667
why is it illegal retard
why is massaging someone for money okay
but jerking their dick off not
you cant have it both ways

>> No.10310899

>>10310288
Yeah that was really dumb to use your real phone number. And you're probably right it was a sting. Not sure why they're doing that on Seeking Arrangements, but I'm not surprised since it basically is for escorting and backpage and everything else got shutdown (except for eros)

I mean they have your phone number so they could look you up but eh, I want to say you're okay. Just keep the texts just in case.

Anyways, how was it banging all those young sloots? I'm kind of bummed if there are stings on SA now. I was hoping if I made it in crypto, I could splurge a bit and fuck some hot young college aged snu snu. Damn. I've read anon's posting about it and got mad jelly.

>> No.10310907

why would 2 cops go to a bar to sit outside? you dodged a bullet OP, good fucking autistic paranoia

>> No.10310921

>>10310250
>>10310477
Didn't you hear about Roosh V? He walk flying to europe from the US recently and had a connecting flight from Iceland to UK (where he is banned). A few minutes after the plane took off, the pilot said there was a security issue, turned the plane around and had him arrested by iceland cops.

>> No.10310960

>>10310907
They looked on duty too. My intuition says I was right.

>>10310899
Just screen better. Make them FaceTime you etc and keep all talk non sexual.

I’m driving to my long term SB right now for a photo shoot session. It’s fun but not as fulfilling as a real relationship.

>> No.10310978

>>10310189
Next time, meet girls at church.

>> No.10311006

>>10310667
It's gotten to the point where it's livelihood for the average 16-30 year old roastie as well, except they deal in 5 minute "dates" with losers for food, rides, entry into clubs, small fees and expenses paid, etc.

>> No.10311015

>>10310335
Weed is only legal in the laws of some states, and it's still illegal in federal law.

>> No.10311061

>>10310250
I want off this planet

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>>10310250

>> No.10311097

>>10310189
nice blog. the best part was when you went on the internet to admit your crimes.

>> No.10311125

>>10311015
Yeah but still, it's totally legal to buy it in shops in a bunch of your states (5-10 of them?), which is pretty awesome.

Here (Australia) it's fairly strictly illegal and it sucks. If you smoke in public there's a fairly decent chance you'll get arrested and possibly get a criminal record. Lots of people smoke privately, but it's all shitty ditch weed by US standards. Good luck ever finding any actual strains, the only "strains" most people will find here are bushies (grown by biker gangs in the bush) and hydros (grown by biker gangs indoors), both are shitty :(

>> No.10311222

>>10310189
If it was a sting they wouldn't show up in a marked car 30 minutes late. That was probably unrelated. At least you learned to be more cautious now.

>> No.10311313

>>10310189
just lol @ american "freedom"

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10311461

>>10310189
That poor girl.

>> No.10311584

>>10310286
Lol yeah
Op has severe autism

>> No.10311598

>>10310189
Call a criminal lawyer in your area, set up an initial consultation, see what they think, they'd know how the local cops operate, and if you're off the hook, or a person of interest now. You're also retired from the hobby for the time being.

>I send a final text saying any money I would have given her was only for gas and travel compensation and nothing else.

You may have fucked yourself admitting that ANY conversation involving money happened. You need a lawyer, yesterday. If anything, you'll have a number to call if the cops show up at your door with a warrant.

You may have gotten lucky, but only a lawyer is going to be able to give you an accurate all-clear on this.

If it's not a larp - it's 4chan, so I assume it's larping.

>> No.10311644

>>10310363
Without a lawyer you run the chance of getting charged as the police prosecutor will put you in front of their favourite judge. The lawyer allows you to put the hearing off until it the matter gets heard by his golfing buddy judge.
>how the legal system works

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>>10311125
I smoke GRASS walking around my town almost daily (Southern California). Regular glass pipe in the middle of the day, it's not technically legal to do so in public, but where I live nobody seems to care. NO WORRIES M8

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>>10310624
You can't get fucking laid the usual way in your late 20's? Fucking incel.

>> No.10311699

>Somewhere the bad guys from Taken are operating irl
>Meanwhile the vice squad is after OP for trying to pay to hook up with broke college sluts

I'm sure glad law enforcement takes the risk of going after dangerous bad guys instead of trying to pad their numbers and coffers with bullshit arrests.

>> No.10311736

>>10310189
>I send a final text saying any money I would have given her was only for gas and travel compensation and nothing else

Hahaha you sent intent to commit a crime to the police.

>> No.10311739

>>10311680
if you're like a 6/10 guy who doesn't spend all his free time lifting and chasing social status then it can difficult to fuck a solid 8/10+ girl without putting in significant effort.

I'm with OP i'd rather just pay for that shit once in awhile and be done with it

>> No.10311745

>>10311699
>thinks beat cops and SWAT has anything to do with vice stings.

>> No.10311751

is sa the new craigslist or backpages

>> No.10311771

>>10311739
Or, you know, do what everyone else does and settle for 6's and 7's and drown in free, legal pussy.

"But I'm a special prince who deserves only 10s, my mommy said so!"

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Until we get sensible prostitution laws, this is how it is.