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10297099 No.10297099 [Reply] [Original]

post your slightly attainable dream house

>> No.10297122

>>10297099
Would literally kill myself if I lived anywhere too far from a major city. I could easily afford that exact house in a lot of places, but nowhere I'd actually want to be. I want to be at most a 5m drive from a good strip of bars & restaurants, and lots of people.

>> No.10297132

>>10297122
a drive to bars and restaurants? you gotta be able to walk that shit or it's not worth it

>> No.10297141

>>10297099
a house that nice and you're 50ft from neighbors. to each their own

>> No.10297151
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>>10297099

>> No.10297153

>>10297122

just need 7 million, heh

https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Altos-Hills/27350-Julietta-Ln-94022/home/1198259

>> No.10297159

>>10297132
I moved to a more spread out city from NYC. Most stuff I have to drive to. I have a handful of bars (like 3) and restaurants (8ish) I can walk to, plus a gym and some shops... that's fine. If I want to get to slightly busier city areas, I have to drive. I've learned generally a short drive is ok by me - I drive around 10-15m to get most other places I want to be. That's ok considering I have some walkable stuff. If I had no walkable stuff, I think I could live with a 5m drive.

>> No.10297171

>>10297132
>middleclass cuck spotted

>> No.10297174

>>10297153
>https://www.redfin.com/CA/Los-Altos-Hills/27350-Julietta-Ln-94022/home/1198259
God bless Chainlink, right, anon?

>> No.10297203

>>10297151
That would go for $400K in SF Bay.
>please kill me

>> No.10297224

>>10297203
Too bad its actually in Porterville.

>> No.10297225

>>10297203

>tfw the bmw dealership next to your old home in palo alto could no longer afford the rent and has been displaced by a Mclaren dealership

>> No.10297251

>>10297132
The best distance is 10-20m from any hotspot, in a wooded area, away from other houses. That way you can still buy a sweet car/whatever vehicle and get the best of both worlds. There's nothing like living away from people.

>> No.10297260

>>10297099
anyplace with air conditioning and is quiet is fine for me
don't see point of living in a big house alone

>> No.10297278

>>10297122
I would kill myself if I had to live in a major city. It's full of shitskins in any western city and everything is overpriced

>> No.10297282

>>10297251

well the rich actually keep housing prices for mansions artificially cheap through zoning but not allowing lot splitting. So you have these large mansion lots selling for low $/sqf 20-30 minutes outside of major cities.

>> No.10297294

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/195-Walnut-St-Brookline-MA-02445/56571991_zpid/

>> No.10297349

I’ve been daydreaming looking for houses the last few months on occasion. I’ve come to the conclusion that to get your dream house you really do need to find some land and design/build it yourself. For the money you spend on an already extravagant home you could probably build for the same price to your exact specs. My dream though is 2 homes. One on the water on the east coast/south (Gulf or Atlantic doesn’t matter) with a dock for boats and pool. The other home would be somewhere near west like Colorado/Utah/N Arizona. This one I just want on a huge fucking plot of land with a shit ton of room for snowmobiles, dirt bikes, etc and close to the mountains for skiing. Probably build a bunker there as well I’m case shtf. Neither house has to be extravagant, just needs those specifics. Near cities doesn’t really matter either but it would be nice for the east coast house. The west coast can be buttfuck innawoods

>> No.10297355
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/1010-Palm-Canyon-Dr-APT-122-Borrego-Springs-CA-92004/82940298_zpid/?fullpage=true

>> No.10297365

>>10297355
You should buy this place and then pound out Kathy King in the master bedroom

>> No.10297369

>>10297122
closer to the city means more property taxes

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>>10297099
DELETE THIS

>> No.10297424

A place I can have sex in without having to shut the bitch up.

>> No.10297428

>>10297365
I'm guessing Kathy has decimal problem, it should be around a hundred grand.

But I'm going to check during business hours tomorrow, i can Air'bnb this bitch to people who want to golf Ram's Hill.

>> No.10297436

I want a farm with lots of land and rescue animals grazing and running free and I will spend my days tending the fields and looking after my animal brethren
So pic is not related op

>> No.10297454
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10297454

This is my dream house. I would turn the back yard into a huge garden.

https://www.zillow.com/homes/30199-Twin-Creek-Rd,--Scappoose,-OR-97056_rb/

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>>10297460
oh sorry I let ants use my computer

>> No.10297502

>>10297151
This would be /comfy/ if crime weren't a thing.

>> No.10297503

>>10297454
very comfy looking

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>>10297294
That deserves a picture

>> No.10297526
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10297526

Just a nice lil pad in Pac Heights, SF (yes I know SF is a shithole right now)

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>>10297099
nice fucking olive garden there

>> No.10297552

>>10297526
>in SF

You mean surrounded by SF, anon. With no hope of rescue

>> No.10297560
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXq97R88t3A

>> No.10297595

>>10297560
>get work out clothes on
>drive to the cafe
>have a high fat latte and some donuts
>drive back home
>drink a little water
>take a hot bath with wine
this is literally a neet lifestyle video

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>>10297595
that's not a bad lifestyle

>> No.10297617

>>10297560
>>10297595
Do canadians actually do this

>> No.10297655

>>10297617
>do women actually do this?
fixed it for you. and yes, this is peak trophy wife

>> No.10297753

>>10297603
for 20 years
then have fun with health issues

>> No.10297803

>>10297617
advirtisement is towards women cause they will do the home buy decision over men

>> No.10297849

>>10297141
I was just thinking this. There's no way that's a house to the left there. Unless this house is in LA somewhere.

>> No.10297898

>>10297803
>berry picker let long hair pick cave

hohoho

>> No.10297940

>>10297472
How much is a FLW like that going for these days? Greatest architect you burgers ever had.

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>>10297099

>> No.10298050

I'm not buying a house until boomers die off and student loan debt spirals out of control. If you are going to buy a house now you're better off buying a duplex and wait for your dream houses price to come crashing down. Make sure to keep an eye on it though.

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>>10298050

you are mistaking generally for the aggregate. Japan is a society that has seen declining population for decades now, but tokyo and kyoto prices are not falling but going up, as there is still net migration to the cities, what you do see is far away small villages and small towns become devoid of young people and dying over time. So you are waiting to buy a house near a key urban area like SF, NYC, DC, LA, etc, I wouldn't hold my breath.

>> No.10298129

>>10297940
Just over a million seems to be the landing site

Rectangular usonians are pretty common but don't pop up for sale. Maybe because they were inexpensive enough to turn into the town museum.

>> No.10298150

>>10297174
amen. It is strange knowing houses like this will be obtainable for most the plebs here in a few years because of ChainLink

>> No.10298186

>>10297355
don't a lot of these mobile homes have absurd pad rent where you end up paying like $400+/month forever

>> No.10298190

>>10297225
Kek

>> No.10298234

>>10297526
It'll come back after the degeneracy / homeless bubble bursts.

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>>10297099
I'd never live in a house since it's too much for 1 person (in my opinion) plus i am a schizoid/incel and can't stand people living with me, so i would prefer a apartment with a stunning view in some major city

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>>10297122
>>10297132

and the boomer of the day post goes to

>> No.10298345

>>10298319
You're just salty that these boomer studs are picking up your millenial women at bars

>> No.10298401

>>10298301
>schizoid
Yet you want to live in an apartment.

>> No.10298403
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10298403

Cities are going to plummet in value sometime in the next 20 years and will never recover.

>> No.10298814

>>10298403
comfy

>> No.10299074

>>10298186
Yup, you have to be careful but honestly if it's not that it's property taxes or condo fees. You have to stomach some surprising and way out of line shit.

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10299142

>>10297099

>boomer mcmansion as a dream house

>> No.10299177

>>10297122
Unironically this. Went to a college in some bumfuck nowhere college town and I've never wanted to kill myself more.

>> No.10299271

>>10299177
Can you describe it? I don't think i've ever spent more than a couple of days in such a place.

>> No.10299388

>>10299271
It was suffocating. Like Alcatraz surrounded by trees and farmland instead of water for a hundred miles, seeing the same people day in and out. It really made me miss the anonymity and freedom of the city where you can choose not to interact with the random strangers you pass by every day. It's actually when I started browsing 4chan obsessively, to get away from it all.

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>>10297099
This, I want to buy the land and build it. Doesnt matter what state its in (US).

>> No.10299513

>>10297122
i'm introverted by literally terrified of living alone in the middle of fucking nowhere. i need to be around a bunch of people even though i fucking hate them. what a curse

>> No.10299525

>>10299142
Seen worse. The style is pretty consistent. Better than some modernist box shaped shithole society has convinced people is aesthetic that I see posted.

>> No.10299626

>>10297099
>Mcmansion
Lmao you fucking burgers have absolutely 0 architectural taste

>> No.10299662
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10299662

>>10299626
Ok mate, post the place you're buying.

>> No.10299888

This sick af apartment

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2550-N-Lakeview-Ave-UNIT-S3101-Chicago-IL-60614/2090172604_zpid/

>> No.10299905

>>10297506
Looks funky but I like it.

>> No.10299917

>>10298403
Doubt it, white people are moving towards Cities and away from the burbs. If anything I bet the Suburbs will plummet in value because minorities are moving to the suburbs because of "affordable" housing.

>> No.10300032

>>10299626
Yeah cuz everybody here either lives in or aspires to live in a McMansion. Personally, I want about 400 acres somewhere in Northern Utah with a cabin right in the middle. I am a misanthrope and if I never spoke to another human being in person, I'd be fine with that.

>> No.10300067

Rural housing all the way. Nice place built from logs on a huge piece of land

>> No.10300100

>>10299388
True. It is counter intuitive; the more you surround yourself inside a large population, the more you feel alone.

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>> No.10300136

>>10300032
So edgy.

>> No.10300619

>>10300136
>>>r/faggot

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When I make it, I plan of living out of pic related.

Basically a rich homeless person

>> No.10300721

>>10297122
why do turbonormalfags like you go on /biz/? genuinely curious

>> No.10300738

>>10297454
bit mcmansiony but cannot lie, that whole deck + backyard + forest setup looks incredibly cozy

>> No.10300764

>>10300136
it's truly bizarre the way normalfags get upset when people have unconventional desires. dude didn't say he wanted to kidnap people and rape them in his bdsm cabin, he just said he wanted to be alone. it's like you've got a defense mechanism because you're horrified at the idea people don't want to interact with your inane self, but it's stupid anyway because anon is just one person not representative of the majority. calm down dude, and maybe be more interesting if you want people to hang out with you so bad

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>> No.10300778

>>10300775
Has that got a skate park?

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>>10300778
no? Thats an empty pool

>> No.10300800

>>10300789
lmao what kind of fucking retard buys an empty pool?

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>>10300789
looks like a skate park, you sure? Pic related is me, can i come over when you make it?

>> No.10300928

>>10300838
you are always welcome

come to my house in Altschauerberg 8 in 91448 Emskirchen

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>> No.10300955

>>10300928
>Altschauerberg 8 in 91448 Emskirchen
But i don't see the stake park, how can i show off my wicked skillz? looks like a lovely little village though

>> No.10301100

>>10300955
if you only knew how bad things really are there

>> No.10301113

>>10299460
Very nice

>> No.10301114

On the ocean in New England

>> No.10301202

>>10298401
I like to see people do normal shit from a distance, is that normal?

>> No.10301214

What about 3D printed mansions? They will come sooner than later.

>> No.10301228

>>10299460
Bueller? Beuller?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4zyjLyBp64

>> No.10301245

>>10299443
What a ugly building, 0 taste just big, typically American.

>> No.10301270

>>10301100
>Altschauerberg 8
I had a look, but everything is in foreign. Can you give a run down?

>> No.10301277

I would love to buy a secluded house away from civilization, but I also want to have kids and a wife - they are feeble creatures, easily bored and not appreciative of solitude and nature.

In the end I would have to live in a city but move to a wholly white / conservative area - however I don't like these rich snobs and don't want my children raised in that spoilt lifestyle either!

It's tough, guys.

>> No.10301297

>>10301277
Just get a house in mountains. You won’t live in an ‘anyone’ area.

>> No.10301468

>>10298096
The west is like 99% urbanised at this point. On the flip side the west has worse immigration policies than Japan.

>> No.10301501

>>10301114
You're probably better off on the land near the ocean. Houseboats fall apart quickly.

>> No.10301512
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I don't care about houses
All I want is to own a corporation that is at least 1mile in length and that is a monopoly for being the best business in its areas

>> No.10301621

>>10297122
Generally urban homes are a better investment too. Yeah the rural stuff is cheaper, but it also doesn't appreciate much. Everyone is moving into the cities.

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>>10300775
Spent a few summers in that area. You are definitely a man of taste.
If we both make it, we will maybe be neighbors. I will move there for the smell alone.

>> No.10301859

>>10301270
There lives the german chrischan

>> No.10301920

>>10300838
>that 60 year old boomer who is the top dog of his local skatepark

>> No.10301969

>>10301202
it's called being a cuckold. quite normal

>> No.10302003

>>10300838
looks like the boomer meme is real

>> No.10302119
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10302119

I'm going to post my literally unobtainable dream house instead

>> No.10302171

>>10300800
When I make it I will buy some water for your pool.

>> No.10302610

>>10299460
Pretty sure that's a summer lake house because in michigan it would be unhabitable in cold weather unless you want to burn a fortune heating the place

You could build it where its warm year round, maybe. It would have to be a relatively dry place too or else you'd have condensation on your glass all the time. And the house has no eaves, so summer sun is going get in and greenhouse. And rain is going to spot the glass. Basically you'd be cleaning that shit all the time.

>> No.10302698

>>10302119
I'd swear looking at this that the mcmansion was developed by soviet scientists to pay us back for the CIA weaponizing modern art

>> No.10302761

>>10302610
Just build it without the glass and piss around the house to keep the snakes away.

>> No.10302800

>>10297122
>>10299177
>>10299388
This. The midwest is especially bad in this regard, because it's literally full of dumpy little villages like that. There are like three cities that all the dumb hicks go to on weekends or whatever because they wanna go shopping at "the fancy city folk shopping mall"

I hate the midwest so much. I really miss living out west

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>>10297099

>> No.10302933

>>10297454
better stock up on Monster and visit your local John Deere dealer.

>> No.10302993

>>10297560
>no pool.

nope

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>High speed internet connection
>Out in fucking nowhere
>By the lake
>Mountains surrounding it
Those are my criteria.

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>>10297099
up in the mountains away from people

>> No.10303178

>>10300775
How difficult is it to buy and live permanently in a property like this in Italy as a non-EU citizen? I imagine probably easier with a large net worth.

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>>10303178

>> No.10303890

>>10303057
would be perfect without the other houses there

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Why do Burgers like burbclaves so much?

>> No.10304181

>>10301277
> would love to buy a secluded house away from civilization, but I also want to have kids and a wife

I know that feel. In my opinion you'd end up having to choose one of the other - both are the right choices and will lead to fulfillment I think, but in different ways

>> No.10304256

>>10297294
At least you get to live near Tom Brady if you live in Brookline

>> No.10304279

>>10297436
Onions af