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BOOFA EDITION

Popular brokers for stock trading:

Robinhood
>Commission free and no minimum to open
http://www.robinhood.com

>How is it free?
Robinhood earns revenue by collecting interest on cash/securities and fees from their Robinhood Gold service

Interactive Brokers
>$0.005/share, $1 minimum. Lowest margin interest. Free API access
http://www.interactivebrokers.com

TD Ameritade
>$6.95 commission per trade. No minimum to open. Fantastic data/charting through their free ThinkorSwim service
http://www.tdameritrade.com

Degiro (Cheap broker for Europeans)
http://www.degiro.eu

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth charts:
http://www.tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
http://www.nasdaq.com/extended-trading/premarket-mostactive.aspx
https://money.cnn.com/data/premarket/
https://www.cnbc.com/pre-markets/

Earnings Report Calendars:
https://biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar

Biopharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com/

Pump and Dump Advertising:
https://stocktwits.com

S&P 500 VIX Futures (For SVXY/UVXY, higher is better for UVXY, lower is better for SVXY)
https://www.investing.com/indices/us-spx-vix-futures

CNBC Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/cnbc-america.html
Fox Business Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/business/fox-business-network-fbn.html
Bloomberg Live:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

Basic rundown on options:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBAQtjyqNHw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuTTzfa4ePE

Previous thread:>>10278760

>> No.10285582

How long will the buyback frenzy last

>> No.10285635
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>>10285571
It all comes down to this final moment

>> No.10285657

How good of a sign is insider buying?

>> No.10285663

Whats happening with DUDE WEED stocks?

>> No.10285671

>>10285663
i dunno
lets short em i guess
fuck it

>> No.10285678

>>10285663
people grew their own seeds

>> No.10285717

all i care about now is the stock market

i live alone in a tiny room and work 60 hours a week away from my family. i have no friends.

i have no social life or girlfriend

the only thing that gives me excitement in life is the first coffee of the day, the smg thread and maybe making some gains on calls

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What do you guys think about FRA: G2W and LON: GAW?
I feel like they may be in a small bubble at the moment, but the real value may reach the current quote with them opening at least 4-5 new stores in Japan this year and planning to open even more in the rest of the continent. They're betting on the asian market from now on and I can guarantee they will succeed at that.
I'm a brainlet newfag about investing, following only my instinct at the moment, so any kind of analysis is very welcome, maybe I'll learn something new.

>> No.10285740

>>10285720
GW right now is still overvalued. AoS is still failing hard at making any gains. About the asian market, they've been trying for decades.

>> No.10285741

>>10285720
>do my DD for me
thats not how it works m8

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>>10285717
I know this feeling. The only thing I look forward to is the market opening.

>> No.10285788

>>10285741
See? I just learnt about Due Diligence. Now I know what to read about. Thanks

>>10285740
Same feeling as me basically. But st least I can tell you that they're starting to get a grip on Japan.

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>>10285717
>>10285766
>tfw /smg/ ate muh brain

>>10285788
you know how to read balance sheets and income statements? start there

>> No.10285806

>>10285788
>they're starting to get a grip on Japan.
They've had stores in Japan for decades but never really do much gains in them. Too many competitors there.

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>>10285802

>> No.10285822

>>10285766
it wasnt supposed to be this way bro

i worked hard on myself, tried to do my best

every woman i come in contact with is either taken, fat, or far too liberal. most males are clueless to modern life or masculinity.

30 in january, starting to feel like a lead salad is on the menu

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10285842

Bank of Memerica employee here stock gonna be worth $50/share

>> No.10285846

>>10285822
Mine left me after nearly 7 years for someone I work with :^)

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10285862

>enter my office
>no coffee in my coffee box
>coffee shipment not delivered
>find a capsule lying on the ground.
Day saved.

Good morning /smg/

>> No.10285876

>>10285815
>>10285822
>Death
Immortality soon

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>>10285846
w-w-were gonna make it--right bro?

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>>10285880
Yeah we're going to fucking make it

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>>10285842
Ill take it

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What's got earnings this week?

Also AMZN just broke another level last Friday, $1,800, sell them buy the dip mid monday? Or is it too close to earnings to touch right now

>> No.10285952

>>10285806
>They've had stores in Japan for decades but never really do much gains in them

They had 2 store in Tokyo until 2 years ago. Last year they opened one more in Osaka. This year they opened one more in Tokyo and planning to open 2 more in Nagoya and Sapporo.
Basically they have started growing from last year.

t. brainlet living in Japan

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Daily reminder that these threads have been
ruined by dumb weabs and larping tripfags who don't know how to trade

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>>10285952
Are they selling stuff in their stores ? That's the question you should be asking

>> No.10286087

>>10286075

Say hi to Steve Moreira from me

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>>10285571
Looking all this graph and numbers and charts on Ameritrade makes me feel like a brainlet. Math wasn't my strong suit but looking at all of this statistics makes me feel hopeless, but I'm not giving up yet.

>> No.10286118

>>10286087
He's half a country away wew
>altran up 5%
Maybe I didn't fail that much at catching the knife.

>> No.10286139

>>10286107
Post pics. We can help.

>> No.10286223

>>10285862
>3d stage whores

>> No.10286285

ALT HAS BEGUN CHARGING

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>>10286107
Study the normal distribution, and learn how to derive it's equation

That's half the learning you need right there

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>>10286139
I just have 60 dollars in but haven't decide what stocks to buy, I have a job so I'll add as I go along, I'm just starting stock and I'm a newbie, I did some research but I still have along way to go to learn everything about it. The only thing I know is that high dividends are good, buy low sell high and just buying shares and let it grow but that's it.

>> No.10286403

>>10286393
dude you can't buy anything for 60 bucks.. Minimum you need to make some gains is 5K

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>>10286330
Anything else I need to learn? Math was kinda but wasn't my strong suit but I'm willing to apply my lazy ass to become successful and learn something useful that I didn't learn to do in school.

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>>10286403
Shit how do I even make this that money. I have like 4 grand in my bank account and I definitely not want to dump my money into that. I would but I'm really stingy to myself. Thanks for telling me although, appreciate the help.

>> No.10286555

>>10286403
Well if you use Robinhood (US only) you can have some fun with $60. Otherwise yeah stay away from stocks and crypto the fees will eat you alive. Wait till you can make purchases of $1k so a $5 fee is just half a percent.

>> No.10286565

>>10286555
any strats on robinhood, i have 2 stocks on amd and 6 shares of Rite aid

>> No.10286699

>>10286565

>tfw Yuropoor
>tfw can't use Robin Hood

>> No.10286729

>>10286699
Yuropoor too here, i use Interactive Brokers. Degiro is also a possibility.

>> No.10286878

>>10286699
degiro is great, you pay fuck all comission for US markets.

You pay 0,50 € for the operation so 0,50 € for buy, 0,50 € for sell, plus like cents for the amount of stocks.

For example 10 stocks of AT&T 0,50 € + 0,03 €
31 stocks of GE 0,50 € + 0,10 €.

It's really cheap, they also charge you 2,50 € a year for any foreing EXCHANGE you have a position, that it's something to take account, I thought it was country wise, so 2,50 € for all US exchanges, I found out when I bought some AMD and they charged me for having a position in NASDAQ.

All in all is really really cheap for us yuropoors

>> No.10287073

>>10286729
>>10286878

Yeah I'm using Degiro at the moment.
Why the fuck is the commission on Frankfurt higher than the others?
Sadly I don't know any american company I want to invest in at the moment.

Also, can I keep different currencies to invest with on the same Degiro account?

>> No.10287156

I think we should make a new general specifically for shitposting, status updates, and new friends. This general can be a slower one for “experienced” anons/trips to circlejerk and share different sector advice. So I’m unironically advocating a low iq and hi iq threads

>> No.10287211

>>10287156
>So I’m unironically advocating a low iq and hi iq threads
the assblasted low iq tripfags will just shit up the high iq threads

>> No.10287494

>>10287156

give me 2 weeks and I'll get to high IQ status, nigga

>> No.10287549

>>10287156
This is a great way to completely kill /smg/ altogether.
>>10287211
Calm down boomer it's only Monday you sperg.

>> No.10287579

>>10287156
>lets beak up the general into 4 or more smaller generals that suck
how about no.
if this is the route its going, why not get our own board?

>> No.10287596

>>10287579
tisminc

>> No.10287615
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So after having a chat with a friend of a friend (senior fund manager) I've been told I may have what it takes to be a trader and that I should look into FX trading. I have read up on it and understand it to a degree and even applied for some jobs. One of the jobs stated they needed no experience and have got back to me recently but say I need to do a 12 week program at the cost of £500 (£250 deposit) to get started where I will shadow a senior trader.
At the end I may be given the opportunity to work for the company in a trading capacity at the end of the course.

Is this legit? From my experience with the job market and recruitment shit now days (I've worked in many industries at various levels) this pay up front for training to then be given the "chance" of a job shit is usually a scam where only friends of colleagues end up making the final step.

Yes I'm knew to trading but I feel I can get a grasp of it quite well, and yes I understand I don;t need to have a job to tradeFX as I can do it myself but I am not in the position where I can comfortably trade as i have very little capital.

sorry for the blog post.

>> No.10287633

>>10287596
i dont really feel like playing mod=god on a major board on hatechinz tho. and i also wouldnt wanna make anyone feel like they gotta go to THAT board if they dont want to. its mostly a library and a backup for if 4chan goes down.

but then, i also dont advocate breaking up the thread in the first place. this is how to destroy a general 101.

if he wants to, he can go do it (make a board that is). but trying to do it on here, across 3-4 different threads is fucking suicide

>> No.10287648

>>10287633
We are on the cusp of this thread dying anyway. As soon as the boomer/tripfag war started I knew this general was on borrowed time. I'll just continue to visit this general until it eventually destroys itself.

>> No.10287653

>>10287615
>One of the jobs stated they needed no experience and have got back to me recently but say I need to do a 12 week program at the cost of £500 (£250 deposit) to get started where I will shadow a senior trader.
>Is this legit?
no dont do this

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>>10285822
>>10285846
It’s too early to be reminded of my life

>> No.10287678

>>10287653
yeah it sounds stupid. I have had these options from other industries as well but its usually bullshit and bad ideas.

>> No.10287689

How is shorting legal?

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:)

>> No.10287713

>>10287648
well what do you suggest we do then?
we got a board already, but im a dirty tripfag, so its already broken. i could hand out admin/vol privileges to a couple different anons, but then theres that whole power structure faggotry that im trying to avoid anyways.

i dont have any intention of banning anyone (other than fucking porn spammers from 8/b/), as i hate moderation, but i cant necessarily hold that over the rest of the folks here if they feel thats not kosher. especially since apparently my tripfaggotry is whats destroying the general

either way, id rather do something about it than just let the thread die

>> No.10287741

>>10287689
Shit gets fucky when you can only bet the value of something will increase.

>> No.10287747

>>10287713
The problem is you can't please everyone. I thought this thread was at its peak a couple of weeks ago, but then a few uppity boomers started throwing temper tantrums about tripfags and their autism refuses to let them have fun and talk business in the same thread. You just have to take a stance and stick to it. Either way you are going to shake out a few angry anons. That's just my opinion, I've never had an issue with tripfags.

>> No.10287748

>>10287678
FX trading in general is almost entirely a scam industry. rule of thumb, if they need you to pay out front to "shadow a trader" or "go to workshop", then its most likely a scam.

have you ever traded FX before? its fucking incredibly complex

>> No.10287755

>>10285846
Holy shit.
Fucking roasties.

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>>10285967
Threadly reminder that all tripfags should be required to post their all time P/L

>> No.10287771

>>10287761
Who the hell cares?

>> No.10287779

>>10287747
well were gonna have to wait till peak hours and run a poll or some shit i guess. id rather get more folks opinions on this, as i think (like you said) a majority of the complaints have come from a minority of anons.

>> No.10287784

>>10287779
That sounds fair.

>> No.10287796

>>10287784
after close i guess would be best
do you know any good polling sites that are hard to spam?

>> No.10287799

ALT pump today check em

>> No.10287810

>>10287796
I don't but I know a lot of other anons do, if you bring it up later in the day, you'll get all kinds of suggestions. I think there is one called strawpoll that people use.

>> No.10287818

>>10287747
The anti tripfags are just newfags that don’t know any better. Go to any general on 4chan and you’ll see it’s full of tripfags and namefags. Just goes with the territory.
If your trading strategy is to listen to trade on the advice of random anons because the have a name attached to thier posts then you deserve to lose everything.
Grow the fuck up and do your own DD.

>> No.10287830

>>10287748
>have you ever traded FX before? its fucking incredibly complex
I'm a spreadsheet and graph babby. I play games with spreadsheets and graphs, I did my dissertation literature review in 3 days (conception, preparation and doing it) and aced it, I did basic stats and math GCSE's a year before everybody else at school, I fix my retarded supervisors reports and payroll all the time.

With time I could probably pick it up. If I didn't have so much shit going on between 17-22 I would have probably made the right choices and ended in a decent position in life.

I work with rich as fuck people (clients) all the time and I am at the point where I'm considering getting fired for the first time in my life and just asking them for some contacts so I can get another job before my brain dies. I'm 27 and feel my brain is melting.

>> No.10287842

>>10287818
Exactly. This thread was at its peak a couple of weeks ago. Threads pumping 24/7, since the boomers started throwing a fit. Notice how after close this thread fucking dies immediately. They claim tripfags ruined it when in fact the boomers were the ones that actually did.

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>>10287818
>Go to any general on 4chan and you’ll see it’s full of tripfags and namefags
tripfags are attenwhores

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>>10287747
who cares how hard is it to skim through posts and ignore garbage. You shouldn't even have to look at trips to know. also bigfiveguy thanks a lot.

>> No.10287885

>>10287799
excellent

>>10287810
yea well figure it out later
ill look into it. just wanna make sure its a poll site that cant be just spammed out because of some weak ass captcha to screw results

>>10287830
bein good w numbers is huge, but how good are you at understanding the subtle interactions between different worlds economies, and how geopolitics effect that? cuz thats the skill you REALLY need. in addition to absolute GOD-tier risk management.

>>10287842
i agree. once we started having active weekend threads, i was fucking shocked. couldnt believe how comfy it got.

idk, well figure this out

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>>10287818
>Go to any general on 4chan and you’ll see it’s full of tripfags and namefags
And this is why they are always shit. I'll post it once more. Tripfagging is fundamentally cancer. You don't share useful information, and no one wants to imposter you on a pedophile filipbook website. You come into this general, this new wave of tripfags has only been here for a few months and the catalog an prove it, and turn a the only genuine financial thread on /biz/ into a LARPing blog shitfest. The reason why tripfags should be required to do the P/L is to prove that you aren't just shitposting.

>> No.10287900

>>10287873
I really don't care either way. It sounds like the mod is going to make a final decision on the matter soon.

>> No.10287917

>>10287747
you sound so new. tripfag hate has always been around

>> No.10287935

>>10287870
Yea. So?
>>10287887
Literally a brainlet response. Trips and names are easy to turn on and off. They could have been posting for years and just never bothered to trip.

>> No.10287937

>>10287917
I'm sorry boomer, I'm not even remotely new. I just don't have severe autism like you and don't throw a fit over people who trip.

>> No.10287954

>>10287917
kek
if hes who i think he is, hes literally the oldest faggot we got

>> No.10287965

If dubs ALT moons to $15 today.

>> No.10287968

>>10287885
>but how good are you at understanding the subtle interactions between different worlds economies, and how geopolitics effect that?
does it help that I'm also a history & politics babby? Would it be better if I just said I'm autistic as fuck with History, Football, Film and my other interests?

yes in all my reading I hear that risk management is the most important thing but until you are put into a position where risk management is an actual thing (i.e, summon with budget power, financial management etc) it seems very hard to express whether you are actually as good as you think you are at it.

>> No.10287980

>>10287689
if there's no mechanism for bad news to enter the market you just have a constant bubble/bust cycle

>> No.10287982

>>10287935
Post your all time P/L. Very simple. I wouldn't care about tripfags if they could prove that they're actually useful. This thread isn't the fucking general for panty quest 9, it's about people's money, and so far this>>10287873 is all that tripfags have done to this General. You all come here just to stroke egos and feel like you matter. It's easy. Just show us your track record so we can at least trust that the information that you faries share is worth something.

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>TFW the thread is getting filled up with salty fagets like lolq / high IQ anon that have realized they're incapable of beating the index as hard or as long as you have
These gains are diluted because I keep depositing more money too.

>> No.10288002

the tripfag nonsense basically only happens here outside of trading hours so it's not really a problem

right at the opening bell all the bants usually stop

when that changes, this general is fucked of course

>> No.10288004

>>10287937
>Hey guys!!! Look, I can use the up to date memes "ley boomerXD" See, I'm in the club too lol
Fresh from Reddit

>> No.10288019

>>10287999
You see how hard was it? Now 2 cocks just earned his trip. One down, 15 to go.

>> No.10288030

>>10288004
It's very obvious that you are from /ck/

>> No.10288035

>>10288002
>When that changes
>KNEEPAD GIRL PLEASE LET ME_______
It's already changed

>> No.10288042

>>10288030
No, way you Boomer XD. Guys, guys look I called him a Boomer. I'm hip. Upvote me.

>> No.10288054

Yuropoor here.
Should I buy the € version of US stocks instead of stocks in the NASDAQ?

I don't want to risk selling a $ stock when the dollar is lower than the Euro, and ending up losing money.
Also, I'm using Degiro

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>>10287982
>Just show us your track record so we can at least trust that the information that you faries share is worth something.
That’s how I know you’re a fucking newfag.
Anyone who’s been here any amount of time knows that I’m a rookie trader with a poorfag account and I NEVER give out advice because of that. Check the archives. You won’t find one post where I give buying advice.
I come here to learn some things. and chat with nice people. It’s a nice place
You’re probably some pissed off coinfag who decided to troll us. Either way you haven’t been here long enough. So shut the fuck up or go somewhere else.

>> No.10288062

>>10288042
Now you're a boomer and a sperg, congrats.

>> No.10288070

>>10288042
Filter trips and get on with you're life. Seems like it's probably pretty sad though

>> No.10288082

>>10288058
>Anyone who’s been here any amount of time knows that I’m a rookie trader with a poorfag account

First of all, nobody gives that much of a shit about you. Second of all..... Well that pretty much sums it up. Good job on posting P/L. Won't read the rest of your blog post.

>> No.10288085

>>10287965
i would be ok w this

>>10287968
have you ever tried to daytrade with short-term long options? or binary options? if not, try that (just keep in mind how fast you can lose everything doin this). kinda similar to the level of hi risk management youd need to trade FX

>>10288042
>>10288035
>>10288019
>>10288004
>>10287982
youre just spamming the fucking thread now nigger, like youve been for the last couple weeks, and pretending that the problem is everyone else. you know damn well that the anon v trip circular argument is enough to destroy any thread, and thats exactly why youre doing it.

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This has been an excellent pre-market /smg/ dialogue

>> No.10288095

first for tripfags are cancer and buy RUSL. Trump is in Russia so their market is going to go up.

>> No.10288099

>>10288062
>Boomer
>Sperg
You forgot to call me a basedboycuck. If your going to try to fit in at least do it right.

>> No.10288101

>>10288095
>buying Deripaska's bags

>> No.10288108

Should I sell my green oil puts?

>> No.10288111

>>10288099
You don't seem like a basedboy though.

>> No.10288114

>>10288082
TD;DR you’re a newfag troll. Now post your p/l

>> No.10288117

>>10288085
You seem upset. Maybe you should put on a trip so people will actually read your blog.

>> No.10288120

>no fren to trade the FTSE MiB with

>> No.10288127

>>10288019
I've posted it about a dozen times tho

I think I've been somewhat transparent about it, but more opaque with my trades because I'll randomly do like 2 dozen in one day and they're more macro-y (buy up a bunch of consumer staples that look good, dump all tech, dump DIA for UDOW, etc.)

>>10288070
Filtered.

>>10288095
I like this plan

>> No.10288134

Tripfag P/Ls is all I ask.

>> No.10288140
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10288140

Y'all ready for earnings?

(not pictured: TVIX Corp)

>> No.10288141

The thread is hot this morning. Some people must have had rough weekends.

>> No.10288151

>>10288141
Yeah, I was thinking about putting on a trip and blogging about it. That way, no one can imposter my blogging.

>> No.10288159
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10288159

freindly reminder that these
>>10288117
>>10288099
>>10288082
>>10288042
>>10288035
>>10288019
>>10288004
>>10287982
>>10287887
>>10287761
are samefag thats IP hopping to try and consensus crack and spam the thread into nothingness

>> No.10288168
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>>10288141
Most of the salty anons posting without trips are commies that shorted the S&P 500. That's why it seems like so many are on their periods.

>> No.10288174

>>10288159
It was extremely obvious. Somebody actually took the time to do that over something as stupid as trips. Really makes you think.

>> No.10288176

>>10288134
Should probably post yours before asking that m8

>> No.10288179
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10288179

>>10288159
Prove it, make sure you use a trip so everyone knows it's you lol

>> No.10288183

>>10288151
>>10288134
>>10288117
PROTIP
when ur trying to do consensus cracking like this, all by your lonesome, you need to cycle back and forth between the same IPs and change your typing somewhat
you literally couldnt be more obvious

>> No.10288184
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10288184

>>10288168
reminder that volatility is going up during this earnings season

>> No.10288188

TLT moving to the center of the earth.

>> No.10288197

>>10288174
it makes me think that were being spammed more or less by one autist and that this is likely a non issue

>> No.10288201
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10288201

Good morning /smg/! How was your weekend? I golfed a bit and watched the world cup. I got some new clubs coming in today I'm excited to try! Still holding this TLT put, SLV calls, LCI, and WEAT calls. TLT is being a bitch, I got plenty of time on SLV but this suppression is hot.

>> No.10288204

>>10288159
It's super easy to ignore the nigger. People responding to this nonsense are just as bad. Including me right now, control yourselves and don't reply.

>> No.10288206

>>10288197
It's always been a non issue honestly. Anybody who gets that mad over nonsense will rage quit this thread before too long.

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10288207

>>10288159
Seconded.
>>10288176
I was just thinking that.

>>10288117
>>10288099
>>10287982
>>10287887
>>10287761
>TELL ME ABOUT THIS SHITPOSTER
>WHY WON'T HE POST ANY SCREENSHOTS!?
Alright, boyos, it's time to post your /all-times/!

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10288209

>>10288188
baggie where u at? We're holding the same bright red tlt puts

>> No.10288214

>>10288204
just figured id point it out to people who arent as well versed in spotting faggots

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10288215

>>10288183
I have a magical shitposting device. I want you to know it's the same guy, maybe I should.......... Put on a trip

>> No.10288227
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10288227

>>10288159
>only one person dislike weebs and tripfags

>> No.10288229

>>10288215
How convenient you ignored my comment. I knew you would though.

>> No.10288231

>>10288201

What's up senpai. Still holding LCI as well. It got hammered on Friday at the end of the day. Don't know what that was about but hopefully it reverses today and goes back to trying to test the 50 SMA resistance.

I remember saying someone bought a shit load of calls for it last week.

>> No.10288232

>>10288204
Tripfags have a compulsive need to reply to even shitposting. Your frail self esteem needs the attention, that's the REAL reason behind tripfagging.

>> No.10288237

>>10288204
>>10288206
>>10288207
filter and report is the best we got rn i guess
seems like hes got a few IPs

>> No.10288238

>>10288227
>invading a weeb general with a vpn
filtered and reported

>> No.10288246

>>10288231
I accumulated a couple more shares on the down

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10288248

>>10288227
I love anime, hate tripfags.

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10288249

Ohhhh
Feeling OK there S&P?
Not quite raging moon monster you used for be?

Maybe you should take nap

>> No.10288253

>>10288237
I was just going to ignore honestly. I don't feel the need to argue because the market is about to open.

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10288254

>>10288204
>Seeing that reply-all email chain, pounding that reply-all button, and going
>"Spopp!!!?! Don't click the reply-all button! Pls don't! I know I clicked, but it's just so that I can tell you all to not click that fucking button."
I'm not even going to be bashful about it. I'll take the fucking bait. I'm the fucker that pounds that reply-all button with glee and sends the memes.

>> No.10288257

Get on the DrusCrus
Gonna be a big day

>> No.10288258

>>10288253
was less directed at you and more to everyone else taking the bait

>> No.10288262

IQ has the ability to hit 36 today. They released positive PR right before Netflix earnings, which so far this morning has helped counteract the negative effect Netflix would have.

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>>10288201
I barbecued ribs for a party. They came out fantastic. I have a smoker that I built out of an oil drum, it looks like I'm grilling over a hobo fire but it works great

I've been holding TVIX through the weekend because I think we're in for another spike. I'm holding LCI, Friday's crash brought it back down to my cost basis so I should decide if I want to buy more or dump it. And I have a couple inadvisable options bets.

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>>10288249

>> No.10288279 [DELETED] 
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10288279

Does /smg/ dab every time they make 1 dollar?

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10288288

I've got infinite IPs with a bunch of newfags and trips with thin skin and self esteem problems. I'm gonna have fun with this new batch.

>> No.10288291

>>10288249
>weeb in the wrong again
It can't be...

>> No.10288292

>>10287761
ah-bloo-bloo-MOOOOOOOO

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10288293

>>10288249
I feel like you have black hair

>> No.10288296

>>10288054
You should buy whatever fits your investment strategy. Don't worry about where it's listed

>> No.10288312

>>10288292
High iq post

>> No.10288315

>>10288279
High iq post

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10288320

>>10288268
Hell yea dude, I had a bunch of these huge chicken legs yesterday but on Saturday there was a "Taste of Greece" festival and I got a huge spread of amazing food.

I've been cost averaging LCI so I'll probably pick up a few more.

>> No.10288322

>>10288279
This mother fucker is more annoying than the trip friends

>> No.10288332

>>10288322
Low iq post

>> No.10288337
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10288337

>ALT moon mission begins in T-minus 5 min...

comfy up

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10288338

>>10288248
I hate tripfags too.

>>10288209
I'm here, look at TLT is starting is downward movement, momentum will gain and we will see these things become worth less than the paper they're printed on.

>>10288288
checked.

>>10288268
I made ribs too they came out fall off the fucking bone tender.

>> No.10288341

>>10288322
can not into frens

>> No.10288349

>>10288332
High iq post

>> No.10288355

>>10288312
Fact.
>>10288315
Fact.
>>10288237
Fact.
>>10288206
Fact.
>>10288197
Fact.
>>10288184
Fact.
>>10288174
Fact.
>>10288141
Fact.
>>10288120
Fact.

These are all facts! Use them wisely!
Opening Bell in a few minutes! Get fukken reddy, fagets!

>> No.10288360

>>10288231
I'm waiting for 12.60 to buy more desu. When the trend reverses it should be huge

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10288361

Plan 4 2 day
Looks seriously like going down

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>>10288338
pls give me green baggie lmao

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10288366

So how was urr weekend guys?

>> No.10288372

>>10288361
I'm planning to deleverage if it's a green day.
(Dumping UDOW for DIA or SPY)

>> No.10288374

>>10288366
3dpd roast beef

>> No.10288380

>>10288361
Yeah shit's going to go down today, we're going to be seeing red all over the place today, but you can get some RUSL and sell that for a few shekelinis today.. Did they release you from hospice yet?

>> No.10288383

holy fuck my oil puts

thank you trump daddy

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10288396

What's up?

>> No.10288402

>>10288366
I would pay good money for a sniff of that.

>> No.10288404
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10288404

that green

71%

>> No.10288405

>>10285908
Always go long ob amzn

>> No.10288411

TFW you didnt double down on DRUS at .0059

>> No.10288424

>>10288366
>>10288396
Oh hey, look at that, it was one fucking guy after all.
It's the "high IQ" faget again that I made fun of for buying SDRL

>> No.10288430
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10288430

>>10288411
told ya sucka
the DRUS cruise is leaving the docks

but i wouldnt be surprised if we get held down today. theres like 40% of the float short rn. i reckon they wanna cover down here before it gets out of hand

>> No.10288433

>>10288424
If you are referring to lolq, even he isnt this autistic.

>> No.10288437

>>10288293
Whenever healthy hair & eyes black
Right now they kinda brown

When me in dark moon eyes go completely black; its creepy

>> No.10288441
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10288441

someone tell me what to buy

im feeling very lost right now

>> No.10288448
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10288448

>tfw my first earnings ever
I am free of debt, people.

>>10288441
HMNY

>> No.10288453

>>10288441
AT&T seems like the buy right now.

>> No.10288455

>>10288424
i dont think this is hi IV desu senpai
fairly certain he was in the thread last night

>> No.10288457

>>10288441
SPOT. The next Netflix

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10288462

>>10288424
Low iq post

>> No.10288472
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10288472

GREEN DAY

>> No.10288477

>>10288380
Me scared buy anything but SPY
get burned when not following strat....

Yes been out for week, at physical therapy as we type

>> No.10288478

How are you doing lads

>> No.10288483
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>>10288441

>> No.10288487
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10288487

>>10288448

It keeps going up! What did I do, WHAT DID I DO

>> No.10288489

>>10285663
>It's already at mid 35
Nice.

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10288498

>>10288472

i dont want to be a small spec anymore
after weeks of being a bear
im feeling positive today i dont know why

we fancy bull now

prepped for earnings reports

>> No.10288505

>>10288498
>failed bear flipping bull after frustration
sounds like a fucking sell signal to me lol

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10288510

>>10288487
>>10288448

IT'S NOT STOPPING. THERE ARE NO BRAKES

>> No.10288521
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10288521

>>10288505
>after frustration
m8 I made bank last week shorting netflix

>> No.10288543
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10288543

IQ already broke 36 on huge volume, if by some miracle today closes with 38 and netflix does not shit the bed, 40 is on the horizon.

>> No.10288546

>>10288430
Deffo a buying opportunity today
If they announce the suspension of more notes (as they already indicated was the plan), drus will super moon.

>> No.10288547

daily reminder that ESports is an investment now. buy BILI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DZZYXb0X-g

>> No.10288548

>>10288396
as long as you keep posting stuff like this you can stick around

>> No.10288549

oh fuuug 2800 couldn't hold this is it triple fucking top we're going doooooown

>> No.10288560

some rumors are that elon musk did the pedo tweet to draw attention from republican donations.

>> No.10288581

>>10288543
I wonder what would happen to IQ if the Netflix bubble pops.

>> No.10288583

>>10288521
then you should probably stick to your initial thesis then imo senpai

>>10288546
ik
people keep scoffing when i say
>goyim
>buy this shit for half a penny
but really, its not often you get an OTC meme thats crushing this hard on revamping their company

>>10288560
elon is a slimy devil. i wouldnt doubt it

>> No.10288586

>>10288366
I'd snort k out of that ass crack.

>> No.10288589

>>10288583
feels more reactionary rage but if he did consciously it would be impressive. He really hasn't shown signs of being all that good at twitter though.

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10288596

>>10288510
>>10288487
>>10288448

Time for a glass of whiskey
How is everybody doing in this green day?

>> No.10288599

>>10288583
>people keep scoffing when i say
>>goyim

because it makes you sound like a retarded /pol/ fag?

>> No.10288601

>>10288437
You seem to be doing a lot better lately, but I've been meaning to tell you about a little feature that I want to add to my ML model whenever I finish it.

I've always planned to set up the ML algorithm so that the information would be freely available to anybody from this thread, but I realized that I could set it up to only reveal information to anons that post under the name "reluctant kneepad girl" as a bit of "homage" to how you were interested in getting more impersonators.

The idea is that I'd use regex and the 4chan API to scan the /smg/ threads for posts with the proper poster name and a format like "me thinks $NVDA going to the moon this month", and the prediction information would show up on a website that I set up.

This would take substantially less effort than the ML itself, which is very likely at least a month or two out from a minimum viable product, so it's totally no big deal, but I thought it might be cool and wanted to check it's not bastardizing your view of immortality too greatly.

>> No.10288604

>>10288547

BILI has nothing to do with e-sports tho.
Buy Activision, buy Bluehole if they ever IPO

>> No.10288610 [DELETED] 

>>10288599
fuck off kike

>> No.10288614

>>10288610
epic

:^)

>> No.10288616

>>10288604
overwatch league and blizz esports are scams at this point. Hundreds of millions in investments and viewership is 100k, similar to fortnite major streams.

Esports has potential but activision isn't doing that good at it, and it's very trend-driven.

>> No.10288620

>>10288560
what a shitty idea then

>> No.10288621

>>10288581
theyre not competitors really
chinks can use netflix and we cant use IQ cuz the firewall
i cant see it being too affected desu
if anything, it might provide IQ w an opening to expand outside of china

>>10288589
i disagree.
i think all these twitter "meltdowns", followed by him writing puts, then carefully timed PR, and a buyback from his short options gainz, makes me think hes doin it all on purpose

>>10288599
lighten up m8

>> No.10288628

>>10288616

how do we save starcraft 2

>> No.10288629

>>10288610
were all /biz/raelis here
theres n need to turn this into a thread about da joos. we have the whole rest of the imageboard world to do that more or less

>> No.10288630

>>10288621
Well the short interest in AMD didn't hurt so maybe that works.

>> No.10288632
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10288632

Congrats to the bulls
No congrats to the losers

>> No.10288637
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10288637

>>10288604
they have everything to do with Esports and they even make games.

https://eu.lolesports.com/en/team/bilibili-gaming

>> No.10288641

>>10288628
The deepmind showmatch will be really exciting.

>> No.10288648

>>10288637
>jungle
ow the edge

>> No.10288649

>>10288621
We can use IQ you dummy. You could watch stuff from Netflix on IQ if you wanted for free with like one ad on it. Better Call Saul for instance.

Chinks however, can't use Netflix.

>> No.10288650

>>10288637
teams aren't the money makers in esports, pretty much the opposite. They have zero rights in general and just get dicked on by IP holders. See: overwatch league.

If you don't have some share of the IP it's pointless to invest.

>> No.10288657

>>10288641
wow this is actually my first hearing of it

interesting!

>> No.10288661

fuck
shorts are absolutely desperate on ALT rn

>>10288649
oh i thought it was both ways
idk i dont use paid streaming sites so i guess im outta touch

>> No.10288664

my oil puts are green as fuck but I can feel the greed coming on

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10288671

>>10288664
THE GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

>> No.10288675

Anyone else riding the NTDOY train today?

>> No.10288676

>>10288661
Looking to buy back into ALT so this dip may hit my buy limit. Like you said, it seems like the shorts are getting desperate, and a moon mission is on the horizon.

>> No.10288685
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10288685

SNAP

>> No.10288686

>>10288664
>>10288671
definitely take it off imo m8
did you hear the news about the protests in iraq?
the glut caused by the tradewar could easily get outweighed by iraqi oil production being brought to a halt

>>10288676
couldnt be more obvious

>> No.10288688

>Me last week
>man, I should short oil, it's yearly high rn and Trump is raising hell about it.
>Nah, better not
>DWT up 8% today

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.10288692

LCI nooooooooo

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>>10288675

FRA: NTO here. It's amazing, mate.

>> No.10288726

>>10288696
I'm really hoping the bottom was hit and this is a real reversal and not a fake out.

>> No.10288736
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10288736

JPM BAC
Pump it

>> No.10288739

>>10288692
let me know when you sell, thats when i'll know to buy more.

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>>10288726

No fucking way it's a fake out dude. We're going back to that pre 11 July price, no fucking stops on the way.
If I'm right, I bought just at the right moment, hit the sweet spot.

>> No.10288751

>>10288628
That's easy, you just need to convince Bisu to come out of retirement.

>> No.10288768
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10288768

>People would have actually done better accidentally buying LCI industries rather than buying LCI

>> No.10288775

bitcoin is going up...

bought some OSTK

>> No.10288791
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10288791

I chased the BILI meme

please keep going up

>> No.10288799

TLT is taking it up the ass.

>> No.10288813

>>10288775
If you want to gamble on crypto, buy RIOT. They're the only cryptomeme company that really takes their shit seriously. I figure they're still going to be dropping for a while just because I figure Bitcoin isn't done dropping yet, but once Bitcoin is back in action RIOT is going to moon like crazy. Easily 10x, probably a good 25x if you time it right. Although that still depends on whether Bitcoin succeeds or fails.

>> No.10288820
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10288820

ALT seriously looks juicy guys
this is a blessing to be able to average in at these levels. if we break and close above 50cents i dont doubt this thing soars. these shorts are HEAVY into this stock rn. squeezing them will be fucking huge. could go well beyond a dollar imo

>>10288768
i dont mind holding stocks that are getting shorted this much when the premiums for calls are this good tho
seriously. i wrote a couple 10 day ones the other day and got like $200. the IV is intense

>> No.10288830

>>10288799
doubling down on tmv calls before they spike

>> No.10288831
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10288831

10k so far today. IQ pls just get enough volume for a squeeze.

>> No.10288835
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10288835

>>10288813
I still prefer the long island iced tea turned block chain company.

>> No.10288836

>>10288813
>RIOT

Dude, they are down today, with BTC being way up.

If you wanna do btc in the stock market, get GBTC

>> No.10288838

>>10288768
the trading on it right now is fucking crazy, it has been mostly a .10 spread all morning i'm waiting for them to kiss the lows to buy more

>> No.10288839

MARA doing a thing

>> No.10288852

>>10288830
dont
do puts on TLT instead
higher price of the underlying makes it move WAY faster

>> No.10288853
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10288853

>>10288799
>Pssshhh... Nothin personnel... Kid...

>> No.10288866

>>10288839
fuck yea it is, just bought 500 if it goes up.. thank you kind anon

>> No.10288872

>>10288831

noice.
One day I'll have enough capital to actually trade all the stocks I'm keeping an eye on

>> No.10288873

>>10288838
I sure as hell am going to buy once the dip is over.

>> No.10288876
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10288876

Come on nasdaq stop fucking around and drop already. You know you're going to
>look at me
>I'm the rkg now

>> No.10288879

>>10288839
>>10288839
holy fuck.. it really is.. wheres MARA going?? any clue?

>> No.10288888

>>10288835
I'm actually kind of glad meme companies like this took advantage of the crypto craze. It blinds people to semi-legitimate companies like RIOT Blockchain and gives me time to accumulate.
>>10288836
First off, Bitcoin isn't "way up". Secondly, they were managing way too well during Bitcoin's fall to not continue falling even after it recovered a bit. It's not a 1:1 profit/loss model. They're a company with assets and will be judged as such. When said assets are worth $35k each, their stock will easily hit triple digits.

>> No.10288890
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10288890

>>10288839
See ya

>> No.10288893

>>10288839

what the fuck
what is going on

>> No.10288897

>>10288839
>patent company

not falling for that one again

>> No.10288906

$TSLA
Buy the dip

>> No.10288911

>>10288906
musk is unhinged, investors are started to realize it. STAY AWAY

>> No.10288920

>>10288890
source nigger

>> No.10288922

>>10288650
>teams aren't the money makers in esports

LOL is the most popular game on PC and that is so many eyes on the bilibili brand. also a great way to keep bilibili live streamers engage. they do benefit by having a team. Samsung did the same move by buying a team.

>> No.10288923

2800 failed for a third time in like 5 months. we are fucked boys. 2400 on the menu

>> No.10288925
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10288925

>>10286408
Limits, so that you can understand derivatives
Derivatives, so that you can understand integrals
Integrals, since they are the most important part of analyzing graphical data
and maybe Differential Equations, so that you can understand why the last three topics were important (unlike most things in math , or schooling in general, derivatives were invented to solve differential equations, even though you learn about derivatives first, historically differential equations were discovered hundreds of years before the first derivative)

then all youll need besides that is a basic probability calculation, which is easysauce, you'll probably already know most of it from intuition

maybe need Linear algebra (matrix manipulation) if you plan on making your own programs for charting data

autistic studying of the normal distribution's integral form is all you really need though

>> No.10288926
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10288926

the total penis index
seems IWM is really falling.
HYG and TLT falling in tandem, which is not good. VIX crossing, nasdaq ignoring all of it. thats pretty much all sell signals. short the Qs once they turn

>>10288853
i still think this has the potential to moon tho desu
with yield curve as flat as it is, if it flips, people will pour into longer term bonds. still keeping one of my calls on to hedge desu

>> No.10288935

>>10288897
It's going to come crashing the fuck back down by the end of the day. This is textbook FOMO territory.

>> No.10288942
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10288942

i called me mum to ask her for stock tips today cause im feeling lost

she told me to buy AJRD

get in boys we are going to mars

>> No.10288944

>>10288935
So, bully all the way?

>> No.10288977

ALT about to go green. Good bye $0.50

>> No.10288982
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10288982

>>10288977

leggooo

>> No.10288992
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10288992

Consumer BARTED
Buy Kraft and MO

>> No.10288996
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10288996

>>10288853

>> No.10289001

AT this rate TLT will be 0 by the end of the week.

>> No.10289007

Damn we're gonna fucking fly today

>> No.10289015
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10289015

>all that green, even AMZN staying green
SPY shorts btfo again

Never bet against the eternal golden bull

>> No.10289021
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10289021

I've been telling you lads about DB

>> No.10289022
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10289022

>>10289015
>You can now invest in Dogecoin

>> No.10289023

>>10288942
>AJRD
SPACE FORCE

>> No.10289024
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10289024

i think TLT is about to moon desu
ALT is too
LCI looks stuck (pic related)
the DRUS cruise will obviously prevail
WEAT and SOYB both look uppity as well

>> No.10289029

>>10288996
I'm just holding puts

>> No.10289036
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10289036

Big dick dragon energy

>> No.10289041

>>10289001
i think this is a fakeout desu senpai
im keeping my calls and taking off some of my puts. this is gonna rebound hard. especially if the market shits itself

>> No.10289058
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10289058

>CBIO

>> No.10289068

>>10289024
>i think TLT is about to moon desu
Don't say that! Screaming something is going to moon itt is like screaming fire in a crowded theater.

>> No.10289076

>>10288601
Woah
Am not care if use name kek
But you should ML to everyone who dare enter 4chan
We help each other x.x !

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10289087

Are you green today? How green? On what?

>> No.10289093
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10289093

>>10289068
SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.10289097

>>10289058
YAAAAAAASSSSSSSS were you one of the other anons who bought the meme dip at 11 or so?

>> No.10289106

>>10289087
oil short

40%

>> No.10289112

>>10289087
Green AF on TLT put options.

>> No.10289124

>>10289068
im just telling you guys what my indicators are telling me. its curently going the opposite direction from what it usually does (inverse the market). i have a feeling its gonna snap back at some point

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10289126

>>10289087
Baaaaaaaanks

>> No.10289131
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10289131

>>10289058
>>10289097

>> No.10289165

i don't think you faggots realize how big failing 2800 for a third time is. it all but guarantees that we test the bottom of the range we've been in for six months another time, and probably break through it to the downside

>> No.10289172
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10289172

>>10286107
Like this anon, I too need help. I have already put in $3,401 to play with, but I dont know what to do besides buy low, sell high

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10289174

>>10289165

>> No.10289177
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10289177

>>10289165
pic related?

>> No.10289180

is anyone else seeing TLT flatlining?
what did they meme by this?

>>10289165
yup

>> No.10289181

>>10289165
buy TVIX now while it's still below $39

>> No.10289182

>>10289165
you arent breaking even of your shorts, sorry
3000 soon

>> No.10289184

>>10289165
>breaks through 2800 in the afternoon

Good luck with that kiddo

>> No.10289198

>>10288942
>AJRD
>SPACE FORCE COMPANY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYBhvYOcVbI

>> No.10289212

anybody see that bid on NMM?

>> No.10289218
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10289218

>>10289165
Sorry permabulls, but this guy has a point.

>> No.10289227

What is a good price for GBR? It's going to keep tanking cause oil right, but there has to be a price where it's worth the shekels right?

>> No.10289234

why so many ALT shills ITT?

>> No.10289242

>>10289234
bagholders

>> No.10289247

>>10289181
This. Kek.

>>10289177
I love this meme.

>>10289174
Classic.

>>10289165
>TA on indices
>on a 6 month scale
Ok, no, I'll give you that

>> No.10289259

NFLX really looking ready to collapse

>> No.10289265
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10289265

>>10289259
no confidence
no pre earnings pump

not a good sign!

>> No.10289290

>>10289097
Nah, I bought it at 12. Just sold it for a quick $200 gain.

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10289295

>>10289265
Betting against Netflix is like asking to get JUST'D

>> No.10289298
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10289298

USO is showing me some pretty funny stuff
the calls have EXTREMELY low IV on them. and put call open interest has been rising sharply since it started falling

look for a big dip and go long imo (tho perhaps this is the big dip)
imma wait for lunch to see if it does anything

>> No.10289319

>>10289131
>>10289290
I bought a bunch 2 weeks ago exactly. Limit sell at 14.

>> No.10289321

>>10289172
You're doing it backwards
>>10289298
This. Expect oil recovery once we ride out immediate term macro uncertainty. Realize profits on your shorts, it's been a great week

>> No.10289345

>>10289298
Good advice. I think we see another dip through tomorrow though. We have to see how this Iraq thing plays out.

>> No.10289360

>>10289321
yea i normally dont put too much into put/call OI, but on thoroughly manipulated commodities ETFs like USO and SLV? it pays to bet opposite the herd

>>10289345
i am also waiting for one more large dip.
still might grab one call tho just in case. the IVs so low its like theyre on sale

>> No.10289375

>>10289321
Backwards?

>> No.10289405

>>10289360
https://www.iraqinews.com/features/oil-production-exporting-unaffected-in-basra-curfew-still-imposed-reports/

Monitor this situation. If the protests turn violent and they start fuckign up the oil fields, the price will rise.

>> No.10289408

>>10289076
>Am not care if use name kek
Sweet. It's definitely happening then.

>But you should ML to everyone who dare enter 4chan
Should or should not?
I do plan to make it as widely available to 4chan users as I can while keeping it from being exploitable in an easily automated manner or by people that have never posted on 4chan.
If it ever does become a highly profitable ML model, I'll probably throw something in there like a 1 day delay of the results or much more selectively show the data available -- to kind of decrease the impact of the efficient markets hypothesis, if necessary

>We help each other x.x !
That sounds fun! Progress has been very slow; there's very little code, partially due to the nature of data science compared to the rest of programming.
Most of the work is just based off a research paper that I posted in here
>nonlinear support vector machines can systematically identify stocks with high and low future returns
>https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1930709
My primary data sources are now simfin, stockpup, and stooq.
I don't even really have a GitHub set up for this, and a lot of the ideas are just written on paper and require substantial "feature engineering" or integration work.
For collaboration, should I just continue to kind of drop results here as I go?

>> No.10289412

>>10289375
You're supposed to buy high sell low, it's the biz way
>>10289360
I've found oil to be generally predictable but have a hard time figuring out the precious metals swings. Any advice there? Keen to diversify

>> No.10289422
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10289422

does anyone give a fuck about amazon prime day

is this sale day gonna disappoint

is it time to short amazon???
this might be madness but i just did it with a small amount

>> No.10289429

>>10289319
I have no regrets selling. I don't want this to be another LCI situation where I had the opportunity to sell for $150, but I held on to it, and now it's back down to my entry price. I don't know wtf is going on with LCI these past few days.

>> No.10289436

>>10289412
Peter Brandt, a very well respected charter says that gold is about to die

>> No.10289456

>>10289429
shorts are trying to flush it down, watch the level 2 and order flow, they're trying really hard to walk it down, 13 was a hot spot

>> No.10289481

>>10289456
hmmmmmmm maybe I'll dump. I made 1k already.

>> No.10289485

TLT still falling,

>> No.10289502

>>10289422
Yeah, no one I know cares about this anymore. Infact ive only heard complaining about how mosy of the stuff on amazon is chrap chinese crap. People prefer to go to target for that. Im wondering if we've reached peak amazon. There seems to be a movement (at lease here in bumfuck) to go back to local stores.

>> No.10289511

>>10289422
Nobody gives a fuck, but what's more important to Amazon at this point is aws. I think their stock is insanely overvalued but I've stayed out of it because the market doesn't seem to agree with me
>>10289436
Thanks, will investigate

>> No.10289529
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10289529

Fugg maybe not as green day as I thought besides my 1 AMZN

>>10289259
>>10289265
I did that almost a year ago, sold it for just under $200, thinking that anything above $175 a share was overpriced
Market can be irrational with FANGS though

>>10289422
Terrible idea, when prime day numbers come out next week they will peak, unless earnings report is fantabulous

>> No.10289541

they're doing a number on LCI.. based on what news? lol.. i bought some more

>> No.10289542

>>10289412
metals ETFs are heavily manipulated.
they usually move inverse the dollar too, which is how they got so low. but the futures traders smash it. the best advice i can say is watch put/call OI/volume and also put/call IV and bet opposite the herd

>> No.10289544

>>10289422
I used the free shipping on some golf stuff, other than that eh. Most people already have Prime.

>> No.10289559

>>10289511
https://twitter.com/PeterLBrandt/status/1017161053598203904

He was very bullish on metals going into 2018, correctly predicting they will outperform crypto (crypto is down like 60% total market value.)

>> No.10289562

>>10289485
turning a bit up now
its stuck on my lower keltner channel tho rn

>> No.10289563

Not going to lie fellas. LCI is fucking me in the ass.

I think the short selling will be over with today though.

>> No.10289590

>>10289563
>I think the short selling will be over with today though.
i dont, but i still think were all gonna make it

>> No.10289595

OOOOOO BAC
PUMP IT

>> No.10289603

What's up with the Canadian Cannabis stocks, taking quite the hit all of the sudden?

>> No.10289605

>>10289563
fucking me in the ass too, but there is over 50% short based on what? I bought more, i've seen this game play out so many times.

>> No.10289610

>>10289559
Saw that. But it means fuck all because metals are also down, just less than crypto. So he was in fact wrong because he claimed metals would be an outstanding investment. I don't like following meme celebrities for exactly this reason
>>10289542
This is quality advice. I've struggled to figure out what causes moves away from the expected general case (macro and inverse dollar). I guess I need to up my autism on futures numbers to get better instincts

>> No.10289616

>>10289541
Holy shit.
The short shares are about half of fucking S/O.
Days to cover is far over 3 months...
To top it off, insiders hold at least 20%.
Unless dilution happens, I don't have much intuition for this, but that looks like quite the fucking squeeze that LCI is set up for.

>> No.10289631

>>10289605
Yeah. Hopefully shorts earn their gains here and move on to some other stock to short.

>> No.10289635

god damn it, TLT is going through the roof.

>> No.10289648

>>10289616
last ditch attempt by the shorts imo.. they only have avg of 22 days to cover.. thats still alot but why is it shorted so much? the company is pretty solid and generic drugs aren't going anywhere anytime soon imo.. if anything with rising health care cost they will be in more demand.

The slightest bit of good news will send LCI flying

>> No.10289664

>>10289610
Meh, the charts did show that, but shit happened, ya know?

I mean, you can chart oil all you want, but when Trump pulled out of the Iran deal and removed them from the market, it means fuck all and the price rockets up.

>> No.10289669

NEW DEVIL BREAD
>>10289666
>>10289666
>>10289666
SATAN SPONSORED BREAD

>> No.10289682

You guys talking about LCI or LCI Industries?

>> No.10289683

>>10289616
>>10289648
shorts are so fucking desperate
i can smell the fear from here
patience will be key tho

>>10289635
h8 to say atoadaso
but i fuckin atoadaso

>> No.10289696
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10289696

>Bonds down
>Dollar down
>Gold down
>Market down
>Banks up

>> No.10289699
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10289699

>>10289682
yes

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10289717

>>10289696

>> No.10289730

>>10289610
imo the best way to play metals w out going full futures account, is to tade options on the ETFs

the SLV ones are nice to start out on as they have much more reasonable greeks and cheaper premiums

>> No.10289935

>Almost bought some USO calls on Friday
WEW

>> No.10289969

>>10285908
European workers on strike. Stock doesn't even care.

>> No.10290134

lCI options have massive IV, not worth buying calls even with the turbodump

>> No.10290169

>>10290134
the calls have no liquidity anyway

>> No.10290401

gonna sit this NFLX madness out, but good luck to all the boomers, /bigballs/ and the major league bagholders

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10290424

>>10290401
oh, and of course