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10240691 No.10240691 [Reply] [Original]

Guys, just relax. There's no need to panic. Don't worry. Everything is only getting worse - you see if BTC would be going "up" and we all got "richer" then in that situation it's possible it may suddenly STOP going up and we would then stop getting richer, and that would be scary since we wouldn't know what would happen. SO IN FACT this current situation is VERY COMFY!

And when BTC goes "down" just think of it as the bull running in the other direction + remember RED IS JUST A COLOR! All bulls have equal value regardless of their color. A red bull can be just as strong and capable as a green bull.

So get comfy, chill out and enjoy the ride. We're gonna have a MASSIVE BULLRUN to $4500 any moment now! That's a $1500 difference! Can our bull run that far? YOU BET! Let's all believe in our beautiful red bull and cheer him on, and let's all celebrate when he gets to $4500 by drinking some RED BULL!

>> No.10240696
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10240696

>>10240691

pic related = the mentality we need to have! See how happy this red bull is!? :) :) :) :) :)

>> No.10241689

>>10240696
He needs to be rounding up unicorns, which are an allegory for Jews, for King Haggard, who is an allegory for Hitler.

>> No.10241714

Posting in a good thread

>> No.10242076

>>10241689
...?

>> No.10242128

>>10240691
That's some kind of anger / deppression / coping
Nice for telling us that we hit near bottom :3

>> No.10242150

>>10240691
Fucking incel /pol/tard, get back to your shitty board.

>> No.10242151
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10242151

>>10240691
Heh...I get it now. We are not dipping we are just mooning in the other direction heh. We are all going to make it bros...*coughs blood*

>> No.10242266

>>10242076
Spotted the 20 year old zoomer who never read The Last Unicorn or saw the cartoon.

>> No.10242292

>>10242151
kek

>> No.10242322
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10242322

>>10242151

just flip the chart fren

look how well these last couple months have gone

>> No.10242339

>>10240696
that's actually very cute

>> No.10242639

>>10242266
wtf does it have to do with OP's post?

>> No.10242979

>>10240691
WE BULL NOW! DOWN TO THE MOOOOOOOOOON!

>> No.10243042

>>10242151

If we dip so hard we'll go right through the earth's core and exit on the other side... from there it's all the way to the stars anon.

>> No.10243602

>>10243042

> plot twist: the Earth is flat and doesn't have a core, and there's nothing on the other side.

>> No.10243626

>>10240691
>drining some RED BULL!
Audibly kek'd
Good taste and smell by the way. I would drink it more often if they sold it without the energy, but I realize that's the point of an energy drink.

>> No.10244615

$5900 any moment now...

>> No.10244952

>>10240691
brb making a green bull energy drink company.

>> No.10245162

>>10242151

kek