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10218074 No.10218074[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

>tfw premature ejaculation so not point in trying hard to "make it"
>inb4 cope-advice like:
>"just fap before fucking"
>"just eat her out girls dont care if you last 2 seconds"
>"just do kegels-reverse kegels-whatever other meme exercise"
>"just lift bro"
>"just stop being anxious"
>"just have sex more often even if you last 2 seconds bro"
>"just use a condom"
>"you are so lucky bro i wish i lasted less"
>"all that matters is your pleasure broo cuming fast is awesome"
>"sex is overrated"
>[inser additional copes here]

My last hope is priligy. If these pills don't work it's over.

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>>10218074
>he finishes in like 2 seconds ohmygawd

>> No.10218093

great business and finance post

>> No.10218120

>>10218074
>"just have sex more often even if you last 2 seconds bro"

this worked 4 me.

>> No.10218145

>>10218120
Yeah, because a girl is going to call you again if you can't give her a good fuck.

My only hope is training with escorts but its impossible since im not rich and i cant be spending 150€ every day.

>> No.10218152

>>10218074
This board has turned into /r9k/. At least TRY to make your post related to biz.

>> No.10218155

>>10218088
Well not 2 seconds but maybe 30 seconds and i already feel like cuming and I have to stop constantly

and this is with a condom, i have never had sex with a condom so i guess it would be even worse

as a matter of fact unprotected blowjobs make me want to cum faster than condom sex

it feels TOO GOOD

you dried up cutcels will never get it

>> No.10218183

>>10218152
It is perfectly related. The will to make money is increase the amount and quality of pussy you get because we are subChads and cant get it any other way buy with money.

So yeah, pretty fucking pointless task given the fact will just last a few seconds of actual sex before i cum and then its over.

Im going to try viagra so if I cum at least i stay hard hopefully and can continue, its a last resort thing but whatever.

Already tried cialis, fucking meme gave me a big headache, it works to give you stronger boners tho, but not worth having an headache and sore neck muscles that last for 3 days.

>> No.10218187

>>10218074
just kys bro

>> No.10218283

>>10218155
I'm the opposite. Can't cum in less than 30 min. It sucks but def better than being a 2 pump chump

>> No.10218378

>>10218283
Are you cut?

>> No.10218383

Step one: last 2-30 seconds
Step two: get hard again in about 30 minutes. Cuddle or smonk or drink in that timeframe
Step three: fuck her again. You will last much longer this time

>> No.10218395
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>>10218074
Take an SSRI and you won't be able to cum.
Just don't go for the one by Glaxosmithkline (forgot the name) - you won't be able to get it up on it. The rest should be fine.

>> No.10218443

just become gay and get fucked in the ass

>> No.10218454

Dapoxetine you dumb cuck

aipctshop.com

You’re welcome

>> No.10218458

just kill yourself op, you'll never be able to have a meaningful relationship with anybody

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>>10218074
Once I couldn't cum in a fat chick and she took it really bad

>> No.10218493

Take Cialis and don't jerk off for a few days so you can just nut really quick and then be g2g for round 2 in like 10 minutes, where you WILL have a harder time cumming

>> No.10218504
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>>10218074
>he fucks to please other women and not himself

Not going to make it

>> No.10218662

>fap before sex
>lose erection half way through sex
>don't fap
>cum in 2 minutes
>try Viagra and Cialis
>face flushes and feel sick
like how do I last longer guys. Do I try to purposefully induce a deathgrip when I fap?

>> No.10218733

Just let girls fuck your with a strap-on and finger your ass. No way you can cum with your ass as fast as your dick, bro.

>> No.10218814

>>10218468
kek

>> No.10218894

>>10218074
Trust me I know your pain. At 29 I’ve come to understand a woman will never truly love me because I can’t fully satisfy her. Eating out isn’t the same, they want to be fucked good. Others can go round 2 soon. For me I’m spent and can’t recover til next day or something.

What I’m starting to realize is that all those American girls that are say above attractive and more, I can fuck but I can’t be with. Because I’ll know it eventually won’t work. And even then I don’t want to fuck them due to the shame anymore.
They’re too hyper focused on sex, and what their friends think, etc. society puts so much pressure on men to be good at sex and basically hold it all together, and the woman just has to open her legs and if she doesn’t like it anymore she can go somewhere else.

What’s the point in trying?

>> No.10218900

>>10218074
Could be worse, i have erectile disfunction at 22. Can't even get hard to fuck a girl for 2 seconds without using a ton of cialis or viagra, and ironically i manage to pull pretty hot girls.

>> No.10218930

>>10218894
I know that feel bro. Being able to pull hot girls but knowing you will never be able to have a good long term relationship with them because you are shit in bed.

If I was 29 like you I would at least try TRT, see if that helps. I'm planning on giving it a try in a couple of years.

>> No.10218935

>>10218900
I went through that exact thing at your age and it’s 100% related to porn and fapping. Even got hot girls because I was working out in college but wasn’t pulling because afraid of not getting wood when it came. If you go through the mental anguish of stopping the addiction (especially to porn, fapping just cut to once a week or so - until you’re normal again). If you stop it you’ll be good again

>> No.10218939

Listen to me. You have to do balance your pelvic floor. Reverse kegel and LATER Front kegel (this helps with limp dick/erections problems). You'll be cured in literally 2 weeks. Every other day or do a long light or a few hard reverse kegel. Not too hard.

>> No.10218941

>>10218074
Grab a cloth piece and masturbate with it, smash sensitivity of the dick

>> No.10218950

And a realistic expectation from PE is around 2 inches in length ,one inch in girth, 1 to 2 years of exercise. This is the absolute truth.

>> No.10218978

>>10218900
>>10218935
I've been dating the same girl for a while, and I have the exact opposite problem - I get rock hard when I see a hot chick on the street and I can't make my dick go soft unless I fap to porn.
And I'm already watching mostly gangbangs, girls pooping rubber ducks and Timea Bella getting triple anal, what type of porn are you faggots watching if you can't get it hard @ 22 wtf.

>> No.10218988

>>10218504
This is more of the right attitude. Much of the time, a woman is actually getting off on the fact that you are enjoying her.

really nobody needs to be a sex god, 5 or 10 minutes of actual penetration is average or more than average.

>> No.10218998

>>10218935
Nope. I barely fap once a month, just have low as fuck libido for some reason.

>> No.10219034

>>10218978
I don't even really watch porn more that once or twice a month, just cursed with a low libido. Be thankful to have that level of horniness, god knows i wish i did.

>> No.10219113
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>>10218074
Buy these. They work even if you take half.

>> No.10219131

>>10219113
fyi its viagra and dapoxetine is an ssri for premature ejactulation.

if you can't find it in burgerland look on UK steroid sites. Some ship abroad

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>>10218468
Same here. Why do I keep thinking it's going to be fun sticking it in these land whales? At least there's usually snacks nearby afterward.

>> No.10219147

>>10218998
>>10219034
Take zinc + Omega-3-s, squat and do deadlifts 3 times a week, jog on the rest of them, stretch every day and take cold showers. Also meditate to alleviate your anxiety.
Your libido should be much higher, I'd honestly test my testosterone in your shoes.

>> No.10219198 [DELETED] 

>>10219147
I already do all of that stuff, didn't help. Tested my testosterone as well and it was at 600 which is even slightly above average.


It's weird because there is nothing wrong with me other than my erection/libido problems so i really dont get it, like I'm in very good shape mentally and physically, don't have any other health problems.

I think I might try to go see an expert in the matter soon.

>> No.10219206

>>10218155
Condoms actually make me last less cos its pointless. Go in raw and just fuck shit of them. If u cum quick then whatever try again. If its same bird next time u will cum slower. Also get drunk

>> No.10219212

low dose DXM might work

>> No.10219231

>>10219147
>>10219147
I already do all of that stuff, didn't help. Tested my testosterone as well and it was at 600 which is even slightly above average.


It's weird because there is nothing wrong with me other than my erection/libido problems so i really dont get it, like I'm in very good shape mentally and physically, don't have any other health problems.

I think I might try to go see an expert in the matter soon.

Thank god for viagra and cialis off dream market which allow me to have a bareable sex life, i build up tolerance to them super quick though, which sucks

>> No.10219242

rub your dick with sandpaper to make it numb.

>> No.10219248

>>10219231
>Thank god for viagra and cialis off dream market which allow me to have a bareable sex life, i build up tolerance to them super quick though, which sucks
I had no idea tolerance to them is a thing. 5mg cialis ed kept me going and the gym pumps were great

>> No.10219253

>>10218074
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>> No.10219275

>>10219253
This is a business and finance issue. It can distract from making $.

>> No.10219279

>>10219248
Yeah normally it's not, but for some reason to make things worse i get tolerance buildups to it. I used up to 300mg just to get a decent erection lol

>> No.10219280

LMAO at autism on here claiming deadlifts and squats help with premature ejaculation

Just shows the amount of deluded pajeets and basement dwelling retards there are here.

Deadlifts will make u cum in about 5 seconds. If you ever actually deadlifted 200kg and had sex after the session you would know this.
But life experience is short on biz. That’s why u pajeets shill SKY and autist coins instead of just buying some BTC and actually doing something else in life

>> No.10219281

>>10218395
this
I pounded for hours when i was on an SSRI

>> No.10219296

>>10218074
it's cause you watch too much porn and jack off too much

>> No.10219344

have you tried to just be yourself?

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>>10219145
>>10218814

At least I can keep a boner and fuck for hours, unless I get too tired then I can't cum. It's a fucking balancing act and bitches will always blame themselves if something goes wrong.

>> No.10219374

>>10218074
Prilligy worked for me once, just don’t take it on a full stomach
I swear it’s from /gif/, those sevens only go for 30 seconds, I can’t even get it up over most girls. I’m not attracted unless they’re 6-8/10

It’s so hard to get a 6-8/10 when you lost all your money in crypto

>> No.10219386

>>10218074
Once I was taking finasteride for male pattern baldness and I could last for hours... Sometimes I wouldn't even cum. The downside is that your semen becomes watery.

>> No.10219426

>>10219386
>Once I was taking finasteride for male pattern baldness

How did that work out for you? I heard the results are not worth the side effects.

>> No.10219445

>>10218074
>"just eat her out girls dont care if you last 2 seconds"
Is this about eating box? Cuz that's disgusting and the fast track to women disrespecting you. Nothing signals more powerfully to a woman's primal instincts that a male is unfit for reproduction than him risking the health of his face and mouth to lap upon her beef. It's a huge thrill for her, sure, but not because of any clitoral stimulation. Her "ohs" and "ahs" are entirely derived by amazement at the male's silly self sacrifice. Completely deluded, the box eater will munch away confident that he is a supreme lover, when the woman is secretly aghast at the implications of where he's putting his tongue. She's had that part of herself bored and excavated by many colors of cunt conquerors until she lost count. So many suitors have emptied themselves inside that box, smacking victoriously her vulvar filets with their slick protuberant phalluses afterwards. And here is her blessed self-avowed "pussy eater," breaking a sweat trying to lick that same battered clam meat. He even thinks those the prickly sensations in his mouth are from his muscular exertion, but the box eater has just ingested the top STDs of all 37 countries visited by that writhing, smiling woman, and those itching sensations in his throat are microscopically shown to be the conquest of his nerve tissue by her minge's army of misandrist microbes. Destroying his cells outright, the box's pox overwrites the beta's genome, rendering him more reproductive for the Papilloma species than his own. Don't be a goof and eat the cloven meat.

>> No.10219505

>>10218145
loser just get a girlfriend and look up methods for stopping your prejac
there are tons of ways, such as dipping your balls in cold water right when you get the boner before you put it in
Taoism and mantak chia have some methods

>> No.10219548

>>10219426
It worked. My hair grew and stopped balding. I took it for 4 years or so. Later I found out that minoxidil (foam) alone is enough for me, so I quit taking finasteride.

Finasteride has side effects that have pros and cons. I don't think anyone will enjoy having a watery jizz, but it goes back to normal afterwards you stop taking it. My cognition also changed with finasteride. I became more sociable and extroverted. Overall you become more woman-like, but without changing sexual orientation.

>> No.10219549

>>10218662
ffs guys we might as well add Taoist readings into the /biz/ required reading list for how much help you all need
try "The Big Draw" method

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>>10218074
Business and finance. Finance and business. Take this shit to /b/ fagit

>> No.10219606

>>10218378
Yes. I don't think that's the reason though. I've just been decensitized from porn and too much sex. I'm also an alcoholic so that's prob a significant factor

>> No.10219627

>>10218662
No lie, get hammered drunk and you will last forever. It makes you numb. A cialis + 10 drinks and I can fuck for a solid hour. I usually can't even cum but that prob won't be a prob for you.

>> No.10219670

>All different replies with a myriad of snake oil
You guys should stop the shilling for once this aint shitcoins

>> No.10219699

>>10218074
I know how to solve your problem OP, but I'm not sure if you are deserving of such advice. I'll think it over.

>> No.10219795

Get frenuloplasty

>> No.10219798

Okay I'll say it.

Do you know how some women start getting wet and squirting before you even fuck them? You are kind of like that. 2 seconds or 30 seconds. Your problem is you are fixing on extending your time of orgasm. This is not what to do. Because the time is so short you are not getting a full powerful orgasm. Women are often the same, with multiple small ones. So OP, here is my advice. You need to learn how to do multiple orgasms for yourself. You should be able to cum and still be hard if you work at it. I learned this technique when I was like 14, so you can do it.

>> No.10220280

>>10219798
>technique
lel I just keep on stimulating it and it stays hard so I can just keep pumping

>> No.10220298

>>10218074
Have sex with trannies

>> No.10220300

>>10220280
Yeah, not how that works to make multiple male orgasms.

>> No.10220397

>>10218074
How old are you?
When I lost my virginity at 16 I came before I even got my dick inside her, blew my load all over the outside of her pussy
25 now and the last time I fucked a girl it took me fuckin FOREVER and it wasn’t even a good cum and I’m pretty sure I pinched a nerve trying to force myself to orgasm
The less you obsess over sex the longer you’ll last, for me the cure was time

>> No.10220422

I know some have already mentioned it, but exercise. When I was in high school I worked out all the time and fucked like a champ. The I got a desk job and my performance everywhere dropped and the first time I went two pump chump, I was humiliated, I lived like that for two years. Then i pushed and got back into a regular work out routine and I'm back to fucking like a champ. You dont even need to do anything hard, just enough to sweat a bit and raise your heart rate for half an hour a day with two rest days a week. Start jogging. Quit being retarded.

>> No.10220428

Lol u guys 4 just gay

Link 1000usd eoy checkem

>> No.10220497

>>10220422
I might try this. First I have to quit the cigarettes and coffee

>> No.10220527

This isn't rocket surgery. You're not having enough sex, end of story. Fucking once a year I'm not surprised you only last 2 seconds.

>> No.10220540

>>10218378
So much this. It's gotten better but I still often get bored and stop after 30-45 minutes. I end up just looking at the paint on the wall as it's more interesting than the sex.

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>>10218152
No /r9k/ is full of unreasonable retards
You could not have a sane discussion there about this topic (moreover, you wouldn't get any useful knowledge there either)

This is a kind of crossposting that happens because there isn't 'quite' a board for it, like how once in a while on /tv/ there will be a big thread on pictures of a particular hot actress because it doesn't quite fit on /s/ because it's not like porn, but also doesn't fit on /hr/ because the pics aren't high resolution

>> No.10220589

>>10220300
Explain then figgot

>> No.10220799

>>10218074
Nigger it's legit in your mind. Knowing that, isolate variables, experiment, and be open with the girl you're going to improve with. The second you get your mind out of the head of your dick while fucking and let it be all over you at once is the second you stop cumming too quick. But what am I saying, you're looking for a magic pill.

>> No.10220821

>>10218454
Thats what I said maggot, priligy is dapox.

What dose did you take? they sell in 30 and 60mg

Not buying pajeet internet shit, local pharmacy or death

>> No.10220822

Same problem OP, last time I hooked up it was getting sexy, she took it out and started tounging it and I blew so quick, she just started giggling. Humiliating.

Do you have adhd? I think that might be a factor in being overly sensitive.

I recently tried some priligy, just solo, and it seems pretty effective. I can watch porn and stroke for minutes at a time and have full control. Whereas without it I can blow in sub minute of regular stroking. It only boosts you to like a few minutes of solid stroking and, but this is normal. It allows me to edge for a while.

The only problem is you have to take it like an hour before hand and it makes me feel nauseous. Makes a spontaneous hookup still impossible. 'hold on, give me an hour'. Would probably be fine in a relationship though

>> No.10220834

>>10219606
Oh I knew it. Believe me, yes it's due being cut. As much as I hate cumming too fast, when edging it's like what imagine being on cocaine feels like, you just keep delaying the constanst orgasm, it's ridiculous, no wonder jews made an effort to get everyone cucked with circumcision. At least enjoy the ego boost of pounding sloots without cummin fast i guess.