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>look mom I bought decentralized internet funny money
>wtf son that's the money for my retirement
>don't worry mom we will be rich
>anon I have read at cosmopolitan that anyone could steal your Bitcoins is that true?
>don't worry mom funds are safe
>two months later
>got fished
>No refunds
>wtf I love banks now

>look mom I settled a node because ING is going to transfer money to Deutsche Bank and they want a decentralized Oracle
>That's great son I'm proud of you
>One hour later
>Anons can of monster spills over router
>omg my links are gone
>eu is crashed by a 30 yo boomers

>> No.10208371

>>10208338
imagine writing this

>> No.10208384

>>10208338
does your mom have nudes?

>> No.10208388

>>10208371
Not an argument. It seems your reasoning skills are too decentralized

>> No.10208408

>>10208384
No, she is centralized by my dad as it should be.

>> No.10208446

Centralization is the future.

>> No.10209114

>>10208388
Nothing you said even made sense you fucking retarded faggot

>> No.10209151

>>10208338
Hillary will lose again in 2020

>> No.10209215

>>10208338
How many Ada to inhale her brap

>> No.10209304
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10209304

>>10208388
>>10208408
thx anon. kek'd and chek'd.

>> No.10209475

The truth is the most triggering troll of all

>> No.10209900

Bump phaggots. Time to face reality.

>> No.10209971

>>10209151
>playing identity politics to defend my ridiculous investment

>> No.10210518

That s some horrible photoshop

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>>10208338
I am going to assume 51% control of your mom and work my way up from there

>> No.10210911

>>10208338
I would murder someone for the pleasure of sniffing her braps

>> No.10211107

1. Funds were left on a centralized exchange, they aren't banks, someone hacking the wallet is the angle you want to go for. Crypto banks, already rolled and more rolling in, offering more powerful economic advantages than traditional banks would want you to even believe you can be offered.

2. I wish one negligent actor could crash the EU, but we have a lot more negligent actors running it.