/biz/ - Business & Finance

Doing the same thing over and over again expecting different results is insanity.

Make change.

Download the example resume in this reddit post. Make it your own.
https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/comments/7y8k6p/im_an_exrecruiter_for_some_of_the_top_companies/

KYS ya bozo.

You dont have to lie but you can bend some rules and exaggerate.

This guy did lie and I guess is successful.
https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/3d8nnk/i_have_a_very_succesfull_career_by_lying_on_my/

>>10143020
If you don't have experience or education, make it up, or get into some sort of trade.

Seriously, what do you have to lose. Just make up a fake resume and make up lies about your experience and see what happens.

Manual Labor.

OVERsell yourself.
OVERsell.
than, when you land the job, finish it with "even though i'm familiar with XYZ, please explain how to do it like i'm 5 years old...i want to understand how your company executes it from square one blah blah blah"
>confident, yet humble

P.S. stop sulking faggot
stop casually talking about your psychiatric depression
stop posting threads with bum ass pepe pics
you are a manifestation of your mind, and your self image is shit
you are capable
nobody knows what they're doing out there
do or do not
but DO

>>10143102
>>10143060

Your right frens. I'm gonna make it. Fuck being honest. Shit gets you nowhere.

>>10143064
This.

>>10143046
Not OP but thanks for the link. I’ve been looking for work literally 5 years at this point (Studying full time/work once a month at a market) I’ll try that resume format out as mine is sub par I guess as I get no offers.

>>10143138

Have you applied for a Janitor Position working the Night Shift?

>>10143138
No problem. Ive done very well in this bear market and applied to a few jobs using that new resume template for shits and gigs and just got a job offer for 83k a year from it. Hope it helps. Wish the best for every one here.

>>10143158
You name it, I’ve applied. My guess is most employers see I’m a full time student and they want someone to be available 7 days a week even for casual shit. Where I live atm it’s pretty hard to get work. Housemate is also unemployed and been looking for work for a year. Gf works but gets shit shifts and got a job offer the other day for 6 hours a week. Thats the type of shit work you get offered.

>>10143206

Find a local Janitorial Company that has government contracts or contracts with local property owners online. Show up, hand them a resume, and tell them you'd like to be a Janitor. Most of the people hired for that position are parolees and or people with a record. If you're clean cut, polite, and not a degenerate you've got a 50/50 shot. Show up in person. Don't just email a resume.

>>10143297
Okay anon, thanks.

>>10143057
gay and buttlarp