/biz/ - Business & Finance

1-2 years is reasonable to apply anyways.

>>10142829
hey bud, we need those 50 million uneducated mexican immigrants bud

>>10142829
What are you studying?

What does your college's career center advise?

Are there internships or co-ops in your field that sound interesting?

>>10142829
Work at mcdonalds

lol you're still looking for jobs. cut that shit out. drop out of the labor force so they dont count you as unemployed. i want these people to have as many bullshit indicators as possible. the only thing that is going to save your future is an economic collapse and the death of everybody over the age of 60

>>10142851
Law school

>>10142879
Hahahah, you're just fucked. Flat out.

Don't bother getting non-legal work before you graduate, you're drowning in debt anyway. Only exception is if you work your connections to clerk somewhere.

ignore all experience requirements for obviously straight forward jobs

they put them there to weed out the unambitious people (but they also end up with liars, go figure)

>>10142897
ya dude. ur fucked. clearly you are useless and a waste of space. clearly there will be no room for educated people in the future. clearly. really though......clearly........AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>10142934
I really, sincerely mean the following: getting your head out of your ass will earn you a better starting salary worth more than a few summers of wageslaving.

>>10142954
no.

HAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA

>>10142829
Lie you fucking idiot.

>>10142879
Same boat as you, the only difference is that I'm not an idiot. Man how did you manage to get to age 22 without working an actual job...?

me:
>age 22
>just graduated with a double major in polysci/philosophy
>grandfather left me $30k so I don't have any undergrad debt
>worked a part-time help desk IT job from age 18-21 to cover my cost of living
>also worked as a part time research assistant for the polysci dept from age 20-21
>just finished up an internship with the state senate
>now working in a criminal/family law firm over the course of the summer
>discovered earlier this year that I received a full tuition scholarship ($150k) to law school

>>10143015
even if he lies he still has to show up to the interview. lets be honest. most of us are NEET because we act like autists in social situations. what he probably lacks is networking. the magic word that has made your degree worthless

>>10143058
and how did he do it. by bragging about each step along the way. advertise for yourself. the world has become about branding. its fucked up. i refuse to participate in it. but if you really want or need the money, start tossing salads

>Look up kitchen hand jobs

Surprised you found anything more than badly acted out MILF porn.

>>10142879
u actually fell for the lawyer meme that brainlets have told u lmao. pro tip, if u want to succeed, you don't listen to people that are useless fucks or people that haven't actually made their money through hard work or people that have no foresight on the market. even if lawyers weren't oversaturated, ur still getting ur ass replaced by ai, and since lawyers are mainly a government jon, u can bet ur ass that the jews will be funding ai to replace u niggers with money from the same wage slaves they're trying to replace.

>>10142829
22 years experience being a faggot
Get a bus boy or dish washer job
Then become a waiter after six months

>>10143195
he fell for the study hard and get a degree meme from back in the 70s. an early 3rd tier protomeme

>>10143111
Lay off the meth bro

>>10143146
Kek

>>10143210
lay off the superiority complex bro. you have 2 degrees that your grandpa paid for. one of us. one of us. one of us

>>10143058
You’re a social striver faggot, I can tell. Faggots like yourself place so much weight on fucking retarded “experience” and “credentials”, you list all this shit that makes you sound amazing on paper but in real life you’re no better than anyone that doesn’t have your gay little credentials. I’ve seen so many fucking faggots like yourself that fill up their gay little resumes with their bullshit credentials and it’s meaningless in an actual workplace. You get trained and do the job and all those past credentials mean jack shit.

>>10142829
Welcome to my world captain, fucking bullshit out there in the entry level job market.
>AT LEAST 3 years experience required
>Position: toilet cleaner

>>10143270
i like you

>>10142879
Having your Juris Doctor without practicing law is the ultimate scarlet letters to employers. They would rather have an experienced worker they can train from the ground up than a JD with no law success.

Get a job at a gas station. They always need people and you gain a lot of experience in many different fields if you are competant. They are aids to work though and be prepared to see the worst scum society has to offer.

>24 yo with no experience or college degree
>land a comf office job

>>10142829
I got my first job at 21 or so, definitely capable.... just lacked confidence and drive to find one.

Here's a tip to save you a lot of time and despair. Lie, once you get the interview just act energetic and driven and get the job. Once you are hired, they won't mind teaching you the basics.

get a trade job. Don't see how this is a dilemma. 4x barista pay with some degree of upward mobility, possibility to own a business later.

>>10143286
ya you just havent had enough experience in law yet....at law school....where you should be learning how to practice law....which totally isnt an experience in the field of law....was there a gavel involved....did you rub some old guys balls....no....see just not enough experience

>>10142829
lol who wants to wash dishes, those are shitty jobs that those noble Mexicans do for us!

>>10143162
T. butthurt retard that couldn't get in. I love law school and am super interested in the stuff I am learning. My undergrad was finance an it was soulless number crunching.

>>10142829
you fucking lie? have your friend or older relative be a reference for you. So simple.

>>10142829
Wash dishes for a few months and do a good job - move up to prep cook and do a good job - move up to line cook and do a good job - stick around long enough and you'll be running the kitchen and learning about all sorts of shit you need to know in the food industry.

"All you do is wash dishes" is fucking peasant speak and I don't feel bad for you at all. Get a job, bucko.