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It's late, I'm bored.

You may not believe this, but my guilty pleasure has always been anime and pseudo-anonymous social interaction on internet forums.

PS: will not send you money.

>> No.10129217

>>10129171
visual novels >> light novel > anime

>> No.10129227

>>10129171
When are you buying coinbase

>> No.10129229

buy coinbase asap

>> No.10129250

>>10129171
What’s the difference between ETH smart contracts and ChainLink smart contracts? And Will skycoin later challenge ChainLinks oracle solution?

>> No.10129252

>>10129171
When you put on your human suit do you use talcum powder to protect your scales? What kind of batteries are you using in your vacant dead simulated eyes?

>> No.10129256

>>10129227

We're looking at a low of options for integrating fintech into our platform.

I'll be candid.

Before the end of this quarter.

If they don't fuck it up.

>> No.10129263

Did you think we wouldn't notice that booster seat?

>> No.10129272

>>10129250
I have never heard of ChainLink.

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>>10129171
>You may not believe this, but my guilty pleasure has always been anime and pseudo-anonymous social interaction on internet forums.

>> No.10129292

>>10129256
why didnt u respond to my message on fb

>> No.10129294

>>10129272
LARP detected

>> No.10129350

>>10129263

I answered all of the questions well.

That's all that matters.

The issue went away, didn't it?

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>>10129350
>I answered all of the questions well.

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>>10129350

>> No.10129400

Does my crush know if I download and fap to her pics?

>> No.10129418

>>10129171
>pseudo-anonymous
>still posts

>> No.10129427

>>10129256
What kinds of new features will we see after this is implemented?

>> No.10129429

>>10129383
That's a clickbait article.

I provided genuine answers in an extremely high pressure social environment with billions on the line.

Did Facebook collect data on users? Yes.
Are we a monopoly? No.
Are we a threat to democracy? Categorically, no. Facebook provides an open platform that has revolutionized discourse on the planet. Countries with Facebook tend to be more democratic -- take a look at places where communication tools such as FB or WhatsApp are banned or restricted. Not great places.

>> No.10129447

>>10129400
Facebook has comprehensive privacy features that would allow a user to restrict who has access to her data.

Also, you're gross.

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>>10129429

>> No.10129455

>>10129252
Kek

>> No.10129464

should i go long or short FB

>> No.10129467

>>10129447
Com' on mark.

I'm a fat wagecuck with broken english and 0 social skills. Fapping with an onahole while watching some pics from my crush is my peak, don't take that from me.

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>>10129429
>I provided genuine answers in an extremely high pressure social environment with billions on the line.

>> No.10129488

>>10129171
Have you been contacted by secret govermence or aliens yet ?

>> No.10129496

Any inside info I can profit off in crypto?

t. lil nignog who's had subjective trials and hardships, total savings $4000

>> No.10129507

>>10129464

Go long on FB.

Short Tesla, short everything Musk has ever touched. That man is a fucking mountebank. He needs lithium and a break from Twitter, not his cringy boomer-at-Burning Man private therapy sessions.

I've seen him break down and cry in a men's bathroom. Not stable. Not in a good place.

>> No.10129509

Sell your $fb to buy $drussssss

>> No.10129516

>>10129481
If you watched the coverage you would have seen he actually did a pretty good job.

>> No.10129519

>>10129507
>boomer
Okay faggot your LARP uncovered

>> No.10129522

>>10129496
Stick to blue chip crypto like what's on Coinbase, and you'll be fine.

There's 7 billion people who haven't bought in yet. Remember that.

>> No.10129524

Was it the governments idea that you buy Coinbase?

>> No.10129534

>>10129507
did this happen at one of those silicon valley drug fueled orgies? speaking of, how are those? what's the plan for oculus?

>> No.10129544

>>10129522
Come on Mark,

Just tell us what crypto's you have in your portfolio.

>> No.10129550

>>10129534
I definitely don't go to those.

I can't speak for Musk.

>> No.10129558

At the very least you're making your LARP entertaining, good job

>> No.10129569

>>10129522
I didn't want good advice, I wanted inside info you poof.

>> No.10129588

>>10129171
Actually true, even if somehow this was not a larp which of course it is, I would not want to talk to him, hear what he had to say or have anything to do with him. He's one of these people that people will smile when they here he's dead. Hopefully facebook does not have much longer left in it and his 'wife' will have him poisoned a few years afterwards.

>> No.10129607

>>10129544
I don't have a portfolio in a traditional sense, and I wouldn't give you investment advice beyond get as much of the blue chips as you can.

I'm actually more interested in the technology. Some crypto assets have proven technology. Others are disruptive in incredible ways. For example, you can code voting and corporate governance systems into a blockchain, and maintain these systems in perpetuity beyond national borders.

Kind of neat, if you ask me.

>> No.10129614

If real, you're about my age.
Do you like the 30 year old boomed memes?
Also
What's a crypto that would be actively employed on Facebook? All of them?

>> No.10129615

>>10129588
Musk is drunk again...

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>>10129171
Mark,

You have all of her data. How do I get her to like me.

t. anon

>> No.10129629

>>10129550
How have you been treated by the other super-wealthy since making it into their circles? It seems like your attempts at garnering positive PR are being sabotaged by mainstream media, my guess is to try to foil your likely presidential bid. Also how do you feel about smoked meats?

>> No.10129698

>>10129629

It's a perfect storm scenario, obviously.

I can't get into politics right now, even anonymously. Obviously lots of people are looking for a scapegoat for the election, and others simply see me as a potential challenger in the future.

I don't regard myself as super wealthy. I hang out with the people who were around me from Facebook's early days, and beyond that, spend as much time with our employees and other normal folks as possible.

>> No.10129738

>>10129588
If it weren't a LARP, it would be unfortunate -- a lot of people could have got to ask me questions, but missed their opportunity.

Is it a flaw in anonymity that anyone could pretend to be me, and be believed? And that I could be me, and be disbelieved?

Maybe the answer is that it's all nonsense: true communication requires identity and trust. On a Bayesian level, you shouldn't believe that I'm actually the real Mark Zuckerberg, you know.

Thanks for the questions, all. Happy trading.

Mark Zuckerberg

>> No.10129791

>>10129738
No coome baaaack! Marky!!!

>> No.10130034

>>10129171
What are you holding? Coins I mean

>> No.10130092

Not bad thread
Gives some vibes

>> No.10130111

>>10129447
Speaking of gross, did you really pick your wife just to serve as an icebreaker for Chinese political connections?

>> No.10130309

Wouldn Facebook make their own governance chain or implement other technologies? I imagine that stellar would be an interesting candidate.