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>>10057934
kms

>>10057934
Nothing because I’m comfortable in my own skin

>>10057934
become 0'1, take over the world. ez pz

lose 67 inches and play 26D chess with the world

>>10057948
you're 5'8 w/ an iq of 100?

>>10057934
5'5 130 IQ.

Move to Southeastern Asian country or South America and become a succesful politician/businessman. Best path for maximum money, roasties, and hapiness.

>>10057934
Become a 4ft genius that bio engineers a way to increase growth in humans after they hit adulthood so that I can grow myself back to 6ft 2in

Add 100 inches, subtract 93 inches.
Now I'm 6'3 and have an IQ of 330

>>10057977
fucking hackers

>>10057977
but haven't you just added 7 inces in the end

>>10057959

He's saying that Op's question assumes you are insecure

>>10057934
4'0 280 IQ and I will be making so much money women will beg me to fuck them

I become 3'0 with an IQ of 420.

>>10058018
how

>>10057934
be 2 inches tall

>>10057948
ok retard

Well since I'm already a manlet and I'd have to become clinically retarded to have a decent height I'd become a 1 foot tall hypergenius and becomic a comic book level evil genius.

>>10057962
I'm 6"2 and 127 as measured by a psychologist, you're over optimistic. You need drive, not just raw processing power

Learning the language would suck

BONUS. You're a 30 yr old boomer with a 4 inch dick. Every dick inch you add you add 15 yrs, every inch you lose you lose 10 yrs.

>>10058093
become*

>>10058107
The bonus question is combined with the original question

>>10058107
>>10058121
20" newborn with a 1" dick and a 580 IQ then

>>10058107
become 105yr old w/ 10 inch dick and bang all the 18yr old tinder sluts

>>10058160
as a newborn w/ no knowledge ur iq would b wasted and the state would prob seize you before you could use ur intelligence for ur own good

>>10058185
>the state would probably seize you
Unlikely to be detected for a while, its not like they give IQ tests to toddlers
>ur iq would be wasted
If the state actually were to seize a hypergenius child and take them from their parents it wouldn't be wasted as they'd be sure to make use of them and they'd try to keep them happy because loyal people do better work.

Though you don't exactly see governments taking child prodigies in most first world countries so this seems pretty paranoid to me.

High IQ and tall enough to marry an Asian qt. Rent some Aryan wombs to fix the height genes and dominate the world with my IQ.

>>10057934
IQ is a detriment not a good thing idiots. The higher your IQ the less happy you'll be in life

>thinking that you won’t be an autistic fuck with a high iq
kek I’ll take my 6’4 CHAD stature with a nigger iq. Will still have more money than everyone ITT. Chad’s succeed, autistes do not.

4'5" (same height as dinklage/tyrion lannister) and easily the smartest person in the world

>>10057934
Lose an inch, add an inch, lose an inch, add an inch.... infinitely. Become infinite dick and intellect.

>>10058587
Nah uh, I cycle between extreme happiness with reckless abandon and being bedridden by depression for years.

>t.158

>>10057934
5' with 180 IQ
Be gay asf bottom

I’m 6’1 with an IQ of 135 kek

>>10057934
200 iq
4'8
Transition into a loli

I wish I was at least 5'8

>>10057951

>>10057934
>be a midget with 200iq that allows you to play the system and become one of the wealthiest people
>proceed to buy every model, playboy bunny and other top tier girls you can think off
Really no competition. Being a manlet is comfy anyway, being poor and dumb is not.

4 foot tall me here I come.

>>10057934
I've already experienced being tall and dumb so I'd like to try out tiny genius. Like, 4 foot 7.

>>10057977
This, OP's question is retarded

>functionally retarded average height(6'0)
>Literal genius at 5'0/180iq
kek

Get to 7 ft join the nba

>>10057934
Become 1 inch tall
Have iq of 780
Die by giantess roastie stepping on me with her stinky feet

>>10057934
I would to to 2’1 in a Hearth beat would make a formula to make me tall or do the chinese breaking leg terapi or HGH treatment

>>10058107
Remove my dick and enjoy nonexistence.

i would prefer to be shorter so i could more easily pass as a trap

Go to my normal height of 5'5 except smarter I guess. EZ win

>>10057934
4ft5 and hookers.

>>10059931
You'd have an IQ of -60

>>10057934
5'2" I guess with a 160 iq

>>10057977
>Add 10,000 inches, subtract 10,000 inches, add 10,000 inches.
>Repeat x1000.
>Am now Galactus
>Feelsgoodman.mp3

>>10058045

>>10057934
Ben Shapiro 5'4 140iq

>>10058107
Infant with 1 inch penis

>>10057934
Become 70 IQ gangbanging Chad, obviously

>>10057934
0'1 with IQ of 670

>>10057934
>mғw
>1.5 mm
>IQ: UɴғᴀtHomᴀʙMe

>>10057934
i would unironically drop down to 4'6", shave my head and dye my skin green goblin green, and run for prime minister of canada

>>10060617
this is good too

>>10059931
>>10060607
>>10057951
>>10059727
lol
thanks for this thread, OP

>>10057948

Ugh, nothing worse than those "good vibes" douches that itch to tell everyone how happy and confident they are.

>>10057934
Become a genius and start trapping

>>10060607
So you’re telling me i’ll be just fine?

>>10058028
You'd invent a way to make yourself taller.

>>10058253
>Though you don't exactly see governments taking child prodigies in most first world countries so this seems pretty paranoid to me.
Maybe we just don't know about it.

i ignore this question because im 6'2" and 140 IQ

>>10058587
>IQ is a detriment not a good thing idiots. The higher your IQ the less happy you'll be in life

I think the sweet spot is in the 115-130 range. Even 130 is pushing it. People get really maladjusted and unhappy from almost everyone around themselves being lesser in very important ways. By the time one reaches adulthood and its easier to seek out people more on one's own level, it's often too late.

>>10062681
>58 IQ turd believing he’s at 140

>>10057934
lose 2 inches
live a happy life thinking im smart

>>10057934
>Mfw peter dinklage did this

>>10062737
As a 5'6 120 iq manlet irl, I can assure you you're going to be miserable

damn
i'm 5'7" with 135

Be chad
6'5
44 IQ

>>10057934
become an atom and split.

>>10057934
lose 4 inches

>>10057934
>You're 5'8 with an IQ of 100. Every inch you add you lose 7 IQ points. Every inch you lose you add 10 IQ points. What do you do?
I give up 4 inches to attain a Mensa-level IQ. Height is overrated, we're not cavemen anymore. Physical ability is secondary in modern times to intellectual capacity. Sure, roasties wouldn't be attracted to me, bit who the fuck cares about them.

>>10057934

Lose 6 inches and become a trap.

>>10057934

I'd take midget height, so under 5 feet, for genius level IQ. I could probably find some way to invent gene manipulation for better height in my offspring at that point, even if I don't get to be tall.

>>10057934
Will my width shrink/grow proportionally? I don't wanna be 1 inch tall and 40 inches wide like some weird blob.
Assuming it does, 5'8 is already comically small so I'll go 1 inch tall and tell people I was hit by a shrink ray. Heck, I'm that smart I could probably invent a growth ray

>>10059727
Actually lold

>>10057934
As if you wouldn't drop off 8inches and become the world's smartest man.
You'd reconcile your height with your supreme intelligence.

>>10057977
This isn't pokemon gen 1 anon

>>10063284
you'd be absolutely miserable

>>10057934
Intelligence is always the stat to max in every game, real life included.

>>10057934
Can I take an inch off for 7 iq points? If so confirmed for 4'6 198 IQ. Ignoring your rules. My diminutive size would make my IQ even more impressive. Gotta be a freak

>>10057934
80 iq is probably the best iq level for satisfaction

>>10057934
go down to 1in and come up with a new drug to make me 6ft4

>>10058739
i'm 6'6 with an iq of 143 lol. i'm a literal god but i'm too smart for my own good and have insane anxiety issues. what a waste

>>10057934
remain the same

I'm 5'11 with 153 iq though
it's almost tempting to trade that for 6'1 with 139 iq, but then again no thanks

>mfw 6'1 120 IQ
Lmao genelets

>>10057934
Say fuck that retarded shit and 100x on https://www.theaccountingblockchain.io/?aId=7543845-2892534

>>10057934
I become a tiny supervillain

>>10058107
Stay at 30 and just jelq and stretch, adding 1 inch in a year (I actually did this)

>>10057934
>tfw I’m literally 5’3” with 140 iq already and 7.5” dick

Feels good man.

Become 6'10" 14 IQ golden god

>>10057934
grow 8 inches and put on blackface and get sjws to pay for me.

>>10057934
5x50 +140 190 iq would only make me more autistic and sad i would make muh dick bigger

>>10057934
add ∞ inches and lose ∞ inches to gain 3×∞ IQ becoming literally God

>>10067382
Nigga you fine with being 5'3"?

add like 4 feet and then lose 3 feet 1.5 inches.

>>10067527
>spend my days fucking gf and cooking then hitting beach

It’s awful! Send help! Kek back to r9k pal.

>>10057934
140 IQ 6'5 here. Can't imagine being being a brainlet or a manlet. Based genetics.

>>10067661
Fug. Must feel bad when you're standing next to a taller person tho. I'm 5'10 and I kinda wish I was taller. (IQ is 132 and dick size is also 7 inch+ btw)

>>10067692

I’ve literally never experienced this, what’s it like being this insecure? Who did this to you? Lmao. It’s usually either a fucked up mom or gf who fucks guys up like this.

>>10067763
and how do you fix it?

>>10067783

Never under any circumstances listen to what a female says, their sole purpose in life is to manipulate you and they can smell emotionally vulnerable guys like you a mile away.

>>10062751
nahh
I’m pretty fine mate

>>10067382
>>10067661
140iq would make you way to autistic for females unless living your life as a small person somehow shaped you into being less autistic to compensate looks being shorter actually got you a gf

>>10068059

Roasties words coming out of an incels mouth, good boy.

>>10068081
I live to make israel proud masters

>>10057934
Go all the way down to 0 and transcend the need for physical presence.

5'2 with 160iq. Ill start hrt.

But i'm a 5'9 manlet with a 125 iq.

>>10068120
What if you go negative

I'd rather have a version where I the more IQ you lose the more you turn into a cute bimbo trap desu

>>10057934
Depends, if I drop under a certain height will I incur similar health problems that midgets have? If not, then I'm willing to go as low as 4 feet to have an astronomically high IQ, while still being tall enough to function in normal society without issues.

>>10057934
> be 4'8
> be the smartest person to ever live by a massive margin
> opie thinks I wouldn't get laid
> opie thinks I wouldn't spread my seed and create a new, hyper-intelligent species

>>10067763
Nah man. I'm actually not insecure about it at all. It just happens when you'd stand next to taller guys and feel like a manlet. I have a 6'1 friend who also experiences this lol. Also it's not that I feel like I'm short and hat it's a terrible thing. It's just that there doesn't seem tl be any side effect to gaining a few inches in height. Would be a cool thing, y'know

>>10068436
>It's just that there doesn't seem tl be any side effect to gaining a few inches in height.

https://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/07/25/cancer-risk-increases-with-height/

>>10068436
>Nah man. I'm actually not insecure about it at all.
>standing next to certain people makes me feel a certain way about myself, my friends feel this way too, so it must mean its normal and not that I commiserate with fellow insecure people

Oh, my sweet anon...

>>10058100
Languages are fun to learn brainlet

>>10058709
Sounds like bipolar disorder my dude. Have you ever been hospitalized for a manic episode?

>>10057934
i'm at 5'8 with an iq of 120~ and i'm perfectly fine with this
fuck lanklets, they can't be cute fuckbois anyway