/biz/ - Business & Finance

Have you considered lying?

Just lie about it

>>10028780
>>10028886
>what is job history and references

Just threaten to rape HR.

They don't want some retard idiot who can't even identity what chemicals to use for proper situations I see nothing wrong with this

>>10029090
It's a simple janitor job that pays $12 an hour. Shouldn't even need experience.

>>10029118
But if there was no requirements, HR would be unemployed. Do you want those girls to lose their job and go back to the stove?

>>10028988
What is the time and work worth calling and finding a defunct companies HR to confirm what you told them? On paper I worked myself up from waiter to manager of a small bistro that got sold after the owner committed suicide. Two things are true, nobody ever questioned my qualification or tried to get in contact with my former boss wife

>>10028988
You tell me neet. I've gotten every job I've ever had by lying/embellishing. Every successive job I earn more. Still wage cuck tier but the point is if you're not working for NASA they aren't going to do a super thorough background check. And as far as their wish for stupid qualifications, every roastie wants a 6'3 chad, guess what, there aren't enough to go around so they will have to end up settling. Same thing with entry level positions that demand a PhD in chemistry and 10 yrs experience for $10 an hour.

>>10028988
>Job history and references
Don't be a coward brainlet.
Just make up some references and buy some sims to answer when they call.
Most likely they'll not call.
What does OP has to lose?

>>10029165
As much as this guy sounds like a colossal twat, I agree with him. A lot of places don't bother with calling references, and if you are worrying about it, ask a friend to answer the call. In my experience, they usually don't ask anything beyond whether you worked for the previous employer.

>>10029136
HR is the fucking devil

>>10028772
I got in with no experience before my company changed it to 2 years. Sorry bro hope you find something. Depending on where you clean it can be pretty chill. Good luck

>>10029136
HR is the epitome of makework useless jobs.

Is that why women are hired for those positions?

>>10028772
Literally just lie, shitty jobs like this don't actually do employment history or reference checks. It's just for ceremony

You have to lie to get your first job (and blowjob). These brainlets didn’t figure out that you can’t have experience if the job requires experience. It’s a fucking snake

>>10028772
i think we might have made a mistake voting trump in. theres thousands of people being deported but the job market seems like its getting shittier. when they talk about the economy doing great what they mean is the companies are making record profits but none of that money is trickling down.

>>10030425
I really, really hope you don't think you know what you're talking about

>>10030463
not an argument. and please dont bother citing those hilariously inacurate bls stats.

>>10030493
I really, really hope you don't think you know what you're talking about is all I'm saying

>>10030425
lol
>>10030493
Oh, you were serious. Yikes

>>10028772
>try to apply to mcdonalds
>need to have a masters degree in burger flipping

>>10030622
>replying from a different ip
>again with a non argument
yikes indeed. whos payroll are you on?

>>10030730
YIKES

>>10030730
This is pretty embarrassing

>>10030751
>>10030759
im still waiting for your rebuttal...

>>10030780
Lol okay retard

>>10030780
>what they mean is the companies are making record profits but none of that money is trickling down.

>>10030788
>>10030790
>non arguments again

>>10030818
Wage growth is increasing more than at any point in Obama's presidency.
Prove me wrong
you can't

>>10030818
Lol why are you expecting arguments when your only "argument" is
>BLUMPH TOOK MUH JOBZZ ND DEPORTED MEXICANZ
When a child says something stupid, you don't "argue" with them, because they're children. In this situation, you are the child, and I can't help but find your childish worldview amusing. That is all.

>>10030841
wage growth != employment.

>>10030425
jesus christ you are retarded

>>10030860
>>what they mean is the companies are making record profits but none of that money is trickling down.
It's almost like we know you're a retard only worth responding to to see you pretend we're the same person

>>10030846
not an argument
>>10030872
not an argument
>>10030873
not an argument

>>10030889
I really, really hope you don't think you know what you're talking about

>>10030893
still waiting for your rebuttal sir.

>>10030902
Still waiting for you to show that wage growth hasn't increased more than at any point during Obama's presidency
>durr that's not the same as things getting better for anybody but the rich wall street banker elite
It's like talking to a teenager

>>10028772
canada?

>>10030889
>>10030902
lol

>>10030425

I voted for Trump because i want to see this country burn. Then... oh, boy... then....

>>10030933
wage growth means just that. it means wages have increased. dont see how you think that translates to employment increasing.

>>10030976
Where did you mention employment as the measure of success? It's almost like you're moving the goalposts :^)

>>10030984
umm. dude... seriously?

wage growth for the exiting employed means nothing if you cant create jobs. as i said before the bls numbers are false. true unemployment is much higher.

>>10031035
I'm going to close this tab now

>>10031048
might as well since you literally cant refute one word ive saidd.

>>10031035
How can lefties be so fucking retarded?

>>10031035
existing*

>>10031092
lol

>>10031094
>wages are going up for those that are in steady careers
>this must mean unemployment is getting lower too

>>10031130
Haha

>>10031142
i heard santa claus got a raise this year. i guess that means unemployment is getting lower.

>>10031157
holy shit dude just stop

>>10031157
Santa runs a non-profit, no one employs him, idiot.

>>10031165
i heard today is going to be slighty hotter than yesterday. i guess that means unemployment is getting lower.

>>10031184
I heard unemployment is getting lower. I guess that means it isn't(?)

>>10031184
I heard there's still rich people. I guess that means communism has never actually been tried

>>10031245
not if your only source of reference is the bls that only counts people that sign up at the unemploymeent office as being unemployed.

>>10031273
what does communism have to do with anything ive said? so anyone that disagrees with trump is a commie now? cant question your dear leader lol.

>>10031314
I heard the price of jelly beans has increased so mangos must be a dollar

>>10031330

Fucking polturds, why don't you go back to your containment board?

>>10031389
/biz/ is a /pol/ colony

Omg would you all just shut the fuck up this is seriously so cringy i dont even want to troll and trigger more responses. Please dont reproduce.

>>10031416
I just like responding to this one guy because you can tell he genuinely cares about his autistic soapbox
I would gladly steer the thread back to the OP topic but no one else is responding

>>10028772
Well, to get back to the topic, what kind of janitor position is it even, i mean is it just some bs commercial building or something like a Hospital where making mistake can actually do some harm?
And yeah seriously just lie about it even if they find out what are they gonna do huh?

>>10031532
It's because a lot of the time a janitorial position is also a maintenance position for things such as overhead lighting
And 2 years isn't a lot of time in the working world, work at any warehouse or company and say you did those things and they'd probably let it go and tell you to google what you need to know