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"YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?"
He proceeds to fart loudly, with a shit eating grin on his face.
"SERGEY, I'M EXCITED FOR YOU!!" I yell in a fit of sass.
"Aw, that's sweet..." he says with a smile.
"Mmmm, tell him," I say, taking a seat beside him.
I am interrupted again. With a long lasting fart, I slowly open my mouth. My butt falls out, full of fresh beef, and some shit.
"Oh my God" he says.
"SERGEY! NO!" I yell in fear. "I've been watching E.T. and I......!"

He begins to shake me violently.
"WHAT DID YOU SEE?!" he shrieks.
I begin to cry.