/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>14091577
Disable options on robinhood
>>14091490
>>14091465
I've done this greentext before, but leeeeeetsss roll the show
>begin
>Recession begins
>FED cuts rates
>world turmoil ensues because we didn't actually recover in a meaningful way post 2008
>leveraged debt rules the world
>debt comes due
>FED cuts rates to stabilize the markets
>everyone tries to take out more debt to pay off the debt coming due because they can't meet the payments
>this massive amount of debt was accumulated under an EZ money policy of fed rates near 0 under Yellen and Obama
>Current year again
>FED has run out of room to cut rates
>FED takes the FFR to 0
>worldmarkets in free fall and there is nothing the central bank can do about it
>Japan reaches 600% debt/GDP
>Chinese housing market/insurance firms implode
>Chinese financial system artificially propped up by artificial stimulus implodes due to China falling below 3% growth
>Weak Euro banks that are leveraged 4 times debt/equity default
>FED powerless because the rates are already 0
>Trump elected to a third term and begins executing communists in the street
>Remains the country "United Tariffs of America"
>closes all ports of entry
>builds a wall out of the bones of illegal immigrants on the Mexican AND Canadian border
>Ted Cruz assassinates Donald
>enter into a hyper authoritarian christian state
>Christ returns to the Earth and burns the world
>roll tide

I can see about half of this happening realistically

>DB stock falls to $4.20
>funding secured
>completely falls apart
>tanks the euro banking system
>causes a market fall all over the world
>the market is already one big red candle
>The germans ruin europe for the third time in the last 100 years
OH YESSSS

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MARK MY WORDS: TOMORROW, MAY 29, THE FIRST FLASH CRASH OF THE UPCOMING 2020 FINANCIAL CRISIS WILL HAPPEN.

THIS IS NOT A SIMULATION, EXIT NOW BEFORE IS TOO LATE.

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>>13555077
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>>12411289

>All we had to do was listen.
>He tried to warn us.
>There's no turning back.
Both the crypto markets and the stock market are crashing. We're all in this together, whether it's /smg/ or crypto traders.
Prepare for recession 2 electric boogaloo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f4DT0jh0Vk

It didn't have to end llike this... if only you sold in 2017

now you done goofed

WHY DIDNT THEY LISTEN

>HMNY

>>9361072
>-83%

>>9260824
you might as well just end it senpai.

>>8625662

>>8626010
>>>8626010
>>8626010

>>8538704
>>8538534
>>8538424
if you listened to me and went 100x short you'd have $250 right now

it literally dumped 5 minutes after i called it

Getting up extra early to watch the largest stock market crash since 1929 unfold tomorrow morning.

What's some comfy music to jam out to while watching the stock market crash? I'll be listening to Zappa.

>>7346396
resurrecting dead meme

the time to cash out is now
SELL EVERYTHING before it's too late

EVERY COIN IS CRASHING

IS IT FINALLY OVER?

I WENT ALL IN AT BTC $19,750, COINDESK SAID IT WOULD GO TO $25K

MY LIFE SAVINGS ARE GONE

THEY WARNED US

WE STILL PUT OUR MONEY INTO A PONZI SCHEME

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRGGGHHHHH

ARK WITHDRAWALS FROM BINANCE NOT WORKING

EXIT SCAM IN PROGRESS

BITFINEX SEIZED

MULTIPLE ARRESTS

SELL EVERYTHING NOW AND NOT TO TETHER

FUCK GUYS I'M PANICKING

I love seeing these posts. The longer eth drops stays down the more entertaining it will get. Eth made alot of people alot of money off these guys backs. Sad tho but really morbidly fun to see them slowly lose hope. Jews did this.