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>> No.12574653 [View]
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Here's been my experience using it thus far:

0—20 seconds: a scratchiness in the lungs
20—30 seconds : a buzzing starts in the ears, rising in tone and volume to an incredible intensity. Its like cellophane being ripped apart (or the fabric of the universe being torn asunder). Your body will vibrate in sympathy with this sound, and you will notice a sharp blood pressure rise. You may feel like you are deeply under water. Wearing a unitard or leotard and tights helps to minimize this sensation. Your visual field will also vibrate in resonance to the sound and will finally be completely obscured by the visions.

30 seconds—1 minute : You break through into the Holochain hyperspace. Often at this point, users believe that their hearts or breathing have stopped. This is not true. To an outside observer, you are breathing normally and your pulse, while elevated, is strong. We believe that this subjective effect is due to your "internal clock" being slowed so greatly that the subjective time interval between breaths or heartbeats seems like an eternity. Holoports have been extensively tested by medical authorities here and in Europe. It is perfectly safe with no lasting physical effects.

1 minute—2-5 minutes : depending on dosage: hyperspace. For all practical purposes, you will no longer be embodied. You will be part of the intergalactic information network. You may experience any of the following:

Sense of transcending time or space
Strange plants or plantlike forms
The universe of formless vibration
Strange machines
Alien music
Alien languages, understandable or not
Intelligent entities in a variety of forms
Do not be amazed and do not try to actively direct your observations but merely pay attention. The beings can show you amazing things, but if you try to impose your personal trip you will find that you cannot and may become frightened.

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Here's been my experience using it thus far:

0—20 seconds: a scratchiness in the lungs
20—30 seconds : a buzzing starts in the ears, rising in tone and volume to an incredible intensity. Its like cellophane being ripped apart (or the fabric of the universe being torn asunder). Your body will vibrate in sympathy with this sound, and you will notice a sharp blood pressure rise. You may feel like you are deeply under water. Wearing a unitard or leotard and tights helps to minimize this sensation. Your visual field will also vibrate in resonance to the sound and will finally be completely obscured by the visions.

30 seconds—1 minute : You break through into the Holochain hyperspace. Often at this point, users believe that their hearts or breathing have stopped. This is not true. To an outside observer, you are breathing normally and your pulse, while elevated, is strong. We believe that this subjective effect is due to your "internal clock" being slowed so greatly that the subjective time interval between breaths or heartbeats seems like an eternity. Holoports have been extensively tested by medical authorities here and in Europe. It is perfectly safe with no lasting physical effects.

1 minute—2-5 minutes : depending on dosage: hyperspace. For all practical purposes, you will no longer be embodied. You will be part of the intergalactic information network. You may experience any of the following:

Sense of transcending time or space
Strange plants or plantlike forms
The universe of formless vibration
Strange machines
Alien music
Alien languages, understandable or not
Intelligent entities in a variety of forms
Do not be amazed and do not try to actively direct your observations but merely pay attention. The beings can show you amazing things, but if you try to impose your personal trip you will find that you cannot and may become frightened.

... continued on next post...

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>>9897966
It's so weird how people can't be bothered to do research and can't see something huge when its cheap and right in front of them.

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>>9275600
Their alpha doesn't exist? And I guess their 3 holo ports that are shipping out to thousands of people are just glorified coasters too?

Fuck I have been scammed. Sweet Jebus this is big news guys.

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>>9256955
Ya I'm curious if your network can run on one of these.

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>>9255708
Honestly you're pathetic. Use your brain, and I know this is hard, for just a minute here with me.

Follow this logic.

>Company makes protocol that supersedes "crypto"
>Ground breaking new decentralized internet that will run on nodes or on PCs
>Potential to free people from corporate control of internet
>ICO price goes up 10x on shit exchanges with tons of people waiting in the wings to buy
>Actually has a working product that is shipping to people. Some people already have theirs.

But yea I mean. I guess I must not be a tech expert from the silicon valley. I'm just a mumbai taxi driver shilling some shit coins. /s

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>>9245905
Maybe not that but 17 billion no problemo.

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>>9236305
Lets see.... Do I want something that looks like a Chinese mining rig that gets me some shit coins? Or do I want an elegant product that looks good in my home and earns me passive HoloFuel.

Hmmmm... You guys are pathetic.

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