/biz/ - Business & Finance

>Good morning, House Corrino, the Bene Gesserit trader Lady Jessica, wife of Duke Leto, said into her communicator. I'd like to place an order for 2000 shares of spice in the next harvest
>Affirmative, House Atreides. Your purchase has been logged and your account updated accordingly
>She scrolled through her Robinhood app, noting where she'd made her recent trades. House Atreides was growing stronger each day
>She picked up her communicator once more. Good morning, House Harkonnen, she said. I'd like to buy 500 units of Water of Life
>Water of Life was a popular stock among all the great houses vying for control on the desert planet Arrakis
>Fremen tribes had controlled the Arrakeen stock exchange for millennia before House Atreides ever showed up, and Jessica wondered if they would claim back their rightful place someday. For now though, she had more pressing matters to attend to

So that's it then. Google just mentions the magic word and comes out with some new shitty phone and the jews pump 100 trillion dollars into the stock. That's all they had to do. Goddammit I hate this scam market