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>soon anons who never even started investing can buy all the titles for $10
>$10
>10bux
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE

>>56890818
Astoundingly based.

At half ETH's current market cap, ICP would be $225

>AMZN
lel

>>55875064

>>55864143
When you see into the schizo matrix, that is when you make money.

>>55342568
Oh, arbitrage, I see.

Are they unironically trying to bore us to death?

>>54784477
>It's called Loop Capital because they use loopholes
Checked

Nothing, because scales can't read

Why do you think the government has started to crack down on crypto?
>Hint: its not because of ftx, luna, blockfi...etc

They know that the global economy is a sinking ship. They're currently faced with two options:
>A) lower rates and watch hyperinflation rape the dollar
>B) remain restrictive and watch the machine implode

They realize that the situation is terrible and we're doomed no matter what course they take. For this reason, they're starting to look into safe havens and alternative forms of investment. Cryptocurrency is very attractive right now. They've been engaged in a FUD campaign to keep regular people from buying, but notice how they haven't tried to implement an actual ban?

They want to be able to buy/sell crypto themselves and the fud campaign just gives them more time to accumulate. Anons, do what the elites are doing and BUY CRYPTO WHILE IT'S CHEAP

>>53987238
>Geoffrey the Giraffe whispered the secrets of cellar boxing

What the fuck.

>this meme has existed since like 2010
>just now grasping that its not inflation-adjusted

>>53141828

>>52557412
>Icahn IS the short

>>52402635
>>52402655
Serious question:
Why compliment women at all
I had this crazy friend back in collage who was the son of a Peruvian drug lord.
He got sent to the US cause they were constantly threatening to kill him back home.
Anyway. He had this theory about energy and how to acquire it.
If you fucked women you would acquire their energy and if you defeated men in combat you would acquire their energy.
Giving women attention and submitting to the leadership of other men is how you would relinquish energy.
It sounded totally mental at the time but there’s a grain of sense in the avalanche or schizo bullshit

>>52357107

>>51521600
Checked, and they front ran the dump.

>>51079053
Now that I look at it, should MOASS happen soon the entire chart will create one big N formation.

>All the articles saying to "forget GameStop" are actually genuine advice to prevent people from going insane due to dwelling on the stock too much and expecting MOASS everyday instead of chilling out and living their lives

>>49939010
what. the. fuck

>>49452622

>>29919808
So they dumped it as an arguing point for more gibs?

damn he make a goos point