/biz/ - Business & Finance

>You wake up to the sound of gunfire
>Everything is dark and it's night time
>Nobody else is in the room, and there's no sign of Jessica
>Your crotch is pretty crusty from all the blood
>It looks like you're okay and you probably just fainted at the sight of blood because you're a pussy
>The gunfire is getting louder
>It must be a pack of raiding landlords
>After the Collapse, landlords had no useful skills besides owning property and had to resort to taking what they need to survive
>It was petty theft at first, but they quickly evolved into roving packs of tribal warriors
>You grab your double barrel shotgun and rush to the doorway
>You can make out an unsuspecting landlord walking by outside in the darkness
>"Fuck landlords and fuck jannies" you mutter under your breath as you take aim
>The landlord hears your whisper and turns around but it's too late
>You pull the trigger and blow his head off

>coinmarketcap jews trying to keep people from scraping their website so that you have to pay $100 a month for the public info on their site

>>11764592
>Have that as motivation fren
You best be joking.

Hey fagget

>>11339606

Are you around?
I just fucking got the job

>>11350818

And I actually get to do something that I like.
Working with hardware. Thanks a lot.

Let 16-10-2018 be known for the date that one fagget anon on /biz/ helped another fagget anon on /biz/ get a job. It is really not as hard as I thought it would be. Just call the fucking manager.

Today I am the happiest of 2018.
Justed days are over.

>investigate like 20 different automated trading strategies
>every single one of them has people exploiting it in ways that violate causality
>the price starts pumping several minutes *before* the buy signal appears
>people still trust exchanges not to cheat

Good morning faggets. Anyone else waking up justed? Day two of week two for me. No job, about €30 left for the month, welfare prepayment denied. About to pawn my phone so I can afford food for next week. Send out 15 job applications yesterday, gonna do about the same today, roam the city and see if I can see any vacancy signs.

Just got a rejection email while writing this Kek.