/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57702778
sign a transaction with satoshis key craig dude who even cares anymore that time is over bitcoin was a good bet if you got in early but you have no chance of getting rich now crypto is over stop wasting your time and accept that it was all bullshit

>>57626613
mooning hard indeed $hoba is going to dump from the stratossphere by the end of the week i should know i made a fake meme that started this whole thing and now these gajos are buying in because its gonna hit a 5x overnight idiots i'll be buying hookers and cocaine for 2 weeks before i fly to my private island with my 100k honey badger erc tokens i got for free by making fake memes and convincing these morons its gonna moon

>>57623649
you're right anon we've seen this movie before we've seen countries collapse like russia in the 90s when their money became worthless due to government debt it might be different now with all the printing of money and government lockdowns and it might take a while for this new system to fail and collapse like the rest that's why it's vital to take precautions now and prepare for the worst case scenario your plan is sound stock up now on supplies hard assets and weapons and be ready for anything stay safe anon and keep stackin

>>57611795
is that accurate yeah of course it is bro thats why you should sell all your scam tokens right now and buy $hoba you retard what are you an actual honey badger or some nobadger normie i got 100k honey badger tokens just so your wife couldn't have them so your wife would have to work at the honey badger house and the only currency accepted there is hoba and you better hope i don't get to 150k tokens because your mom will be forced to work there too and i will have to pay her in cum

>>57602389
oh yeah absolutely looksmaxxing is great and a proven method to get more bitches but honestly looks aren't everything personality is important so i suggest you get braces to impress your crush like that commenter said and also try eating oatmeal everyday and just in general getting a high fiber diet also i have literally the biggest cock in history

>>57589198
lol you think this actually looks like a high quality product it's like they just glued together a bunch of different swaps i honestly think it looks like dogshit you're going to lose all your money on this i have a huge cock and probably get laid more than you do

>>57586916
kek this is too much to read but i'm sure you are like a top mind and super smart and also have a huge penis and stuff so like yeah i would invest in link like i invested in hoba and then i would sell at $200 and definitely not hold until $1000