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where’s that mario day
where’s that march 19th pixelfaggot DD
where’s that april 16th DFV double down
where’s that over voted share count
where’s that negative beta
where’s that DTTC rule changes
where’s that quad witching day
where's that bastille day
where’s that 741
where’s that evergrande collapse
where's that stock split
where's that dividend
where's that wu-tang album
where's that shareholders’ meeting pump
where’s that forward guidance
where's that DOJ investigation
where's that RICO investigation
where's that jpeg marketplace
where’s that blockchain stock market
where’s that NFT dividend
where's that DRS owned float
where’s that ‘RC bought BBBY to squeeze le hedgies’
where's that opex cycle
where’s that post-crypto crash pump
where’s that post-market crash pump
where's that new ATH
where's that hedgie ledging
where's that MOASS

>There's not going to be a stock split
>It's going to take years for DRS to hit 100% at the current trajectory, and very likely that trajectory will slow further and further as 2021 fades into the past
>There's no evidence that a market crash would topple Citadel et al. Many hedgies did extremely well out of the 2008 crash, which was far less anticipated than the potential 2022 crash
>There are no other catalysts being discussed for a MOASS event
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long time
>Borrow rates go up, people get excited, borrow rates go back down
>DFV has been silent for over a year
>RC just tweets about farts and inflation all day, schizos on Reddit seem convinced each time there is some hidden meaning to his shitposts
>Gamestop is still not making a profit
>There's been no good new DD for months
>We've been on a perma-crab for a while now, the highs are getting lower, and the lows are getting higher.
Please prove me wrong

>There's not going to be a stock split
>It's going to take years for DRS to hit 100% at the current trajectory, and very likely that trajectory will slow further and further as 2021 fades into the past
>There's no evidence that a market crash would topple Citadel et al. Many hedgies did extremely well out of the 2008 crash, which was far less anticipated than the potential 2022 crash
>There are no other catalysts being discussed for a MOASS event
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long time
>Borrow rates go up, people get excited, borrow rates go back down
>DFV has been silent for over a year
>RC just tweets about farts and inflation all day, schizos on Reddit seem convinced each time there is some hidden meaning to his shitposts
>Gamestop is still not making a profit
>There's been no good new DD for months
>We've been on a perma-crab for a while now, the highs are getting lower, and the lows are getting higher.
Please prove me wrong

>There's not going to be a stock split
>It's going to take years for DRS to hit 100% at the current trajectory, and very likely that trajectory will slow further and further as 2021 fades into the past
>There's no evidence that a market crash would topple Citadel et al. Many hedgies did extremely well out of the 2008 crash, which was far less anticipated than the potential 2022 crash
>There are no other catalysts being discussed for a MOASS event
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long time
>Borrow rates go up, people get excited, borrow rates go back down
>DFV has been silent for over a year
>RC just tweets about farts and inflation all day, schizos on Reddit seem convinced each time there is some hidden meaning to his shitposts
>Gamestop is still not making a profit
>There's been no good new DD for months
>We've been on a perma-crab for a while now, the highs are getting lower, and the lows are getting higher.
Tell me again why this is such a sure thing anons?

>RC is showing no sign of splitting the stock anytime soon
>It'll be years before DRS hits 100%, and that's assuming things stay on a steady trajectory and don't tail off as people become disillusioned
>There's no sign of any other catalysts that might start MOASS
>People keep insisting a market crash will set things off without offering any kind of rationale. You know Citadel et al not only survived but came out of the 2008 crash stronger?
>It's been over a year since DFV last posted
>Borrow rates go up, everyone gets excited, then they go back down
>The reverse repo rate has nothing to do with GME
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long, long time
>Dave Lauer is a fagoot
>There has been no good new DD for months
>Every day is a crab day - the highs are getting lower, and the lows, higher
Remind me again why we should be feeling so comfy anons?

>GME -4.08%
>AMC +13.31%

>RC is showing no sign of splitting the stock anytime soon
>It'll be years before DRS hits 100%, and that's assuming things stay on a steady trajectory and don't tail off as people become disillusioned
>There's no sign of any other catalysts that might start MOASS
>People keep insisting a market crash will set things off without offering any kind of rationale. You know Citadel et al not only survived but came out of the 2008 crash stronger?
>It's been over a year since DFV last posted
>Borrow rates go up, everyone gets excited, then they go back down
>The reverse repo rate has nothing to do with GME
>We haven't been in negative beta for a long, long time
>Dave Lauer is a fagoot
>There has been no good new DD for months
>Every day is a crab day - the highs are getting lower, and the lows, higher
Remind me again why we should be feeling so comfy anons?

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Words cannot describe to you how much I hate the crab anons. Give me glory or give me death - I want phone numbers or complete financial annihilation by month's end