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asking for a friend

>12.46

Hypothetically, let's say you found out that your girlfriend, like all women, was a whore. You're heartbroken, and more importantly angry. What's a good ballpark for how much LINK you'd need to pay a contract killer to take care of the problem for you by the end of the year?

Again. Hypothetically.

>$3.50 rejected
>Rejected
>Implying we got close to it
>Check chart
God damn it bros I should have bought more

This... This can't be another capitulation like last December, right bros? W-we're not going back, right?

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>23 posts in an hour
>2/3 of the posts in this thread are by OP
I genuinely say this from a point of concern: You're absolutely pathetic with how you obsess over this girl, one who from a quick google search has half a million followers on Instagram. You're not her boyfriend. I doubt she's interacted with you more than, at best, a like or share or MAYBE a short reply thanking you for a compliment like the ones you're shelling here. Please don't delude yourself into thinking that she's a goddess who you need to worship and give tithes to. I can understand being a fan of somebody, but if you're genuinely considering giving a million dollars to a girl you're not even dating, then you either need to wake yourself up or get help. Please don't think this is out of malice or that I'm "jealous," I've seen a lot of frens ruin themselves over shit like this.

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This post couldn't have aged worse

Damn, man, if I can't even feel the horrible depression of seeing us get so close only to fall back down, what's the point of eventually making it?? Need some THRILL, y'know what I'm saying anons?

Wh-when are we going back up, frens?

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Ch... Checked. What in Allah's glorious name did kek mean by this??

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Checked. Based and depression-pilled. We're never going to get anything for all the time we've spent autistically staring at graphs, are we?

>I own 1BTC
>I'm still not a millionaire

I've been accumulating all since the December dip, taking money from every paycheck without fail. After that last pump I'm sitting on ~12k in crypto. A little more than 1 btc, ~25 ETH and almost 6k LINK.

I don't want to sell thousands of linkies just to finish my goddamn staking stack, so be honest with me frens. Am I going to be able to retire on this? Where do I need to move to make it happen?

M-my linkies.. They stay super duper stinky... P-please let it be worth more money than I bought it for eoy, please God I just want my money back and some pocket change to drink my anxiety away...

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>Using anything but the 5m chart
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>>12987699
SSSHHHHHHH STOPPPPPP don't give the bears any ideas you FUCKING IDIOT...

I've got 10k invested in these cryptocoins you guys keep talking about. 1.1 BTC, 25 ETH, 6k LINK (yes I actually fell for the Chainlink is a meme is the real meme meme). I'm thinking of putting that .1 bitcorn into some other shitcoin, but I don't know what. Only rule is it can't be down 95% from ATH (aka no REQkt bagholders)

I'm just so fucking jaded at this point. Every couple weeks (((institutional investors))) pump bitcorn past the 4k mark, only to crash it to mid-3000s. Am I just missing out on free money by not selling right now and buying when it falls back down, or is (((big money))) just trying to shake me out before the golden bull run?