/biz/ - Business & Finance

The real Satoshi Nakamoto was killed in 2013 in Colombia by the CIA while undergoing plastic surgery to disguise his identity by changing his face and erasing his fingerprints. The assassination took place in a clinic in Bogotá where he was found by two CIA GRS (Global Response Squad) operators while he was on the operating table. The decision to kill Nakamoto was made after another CIA team gained access to his hotel room and managed to secure the private keys to all of his Bitcoin wallets from the paper wallet in his cat's collar, together containing more than 2,483,474 BTC. Sadly one of the GRS stole the BTC and locked them in a new Tulip Fund and now the CIA has to wait until 2030 for the new contract to expire so they could dump the coins and kill the new threat on the US Dollar.

>>13808387
Nice try, Caranji.

Why would anyone invest in a coin backed by Pajeet shilling instead of buying something with a real underlying tech like Zil?

I have 1,200,000,000 BTC coins locked in a Vishnu Fund.
Bend the knee to me or lose your heads.

Why did the inventor of Bitcoin only picks on BCH which is a minority chain and never tried to attack BTC or use his 1,200,000,000 BTC coins he mined in the first 2 years to crash BTC and make his original vision come true?
Something is fishy about this whole thing...

How do you know they aren't paid to astroturf?

I guess XRP should add some privacy features, then it'll compete with XMR and moon and lambo!!!

Gays are indeed the filth of the earth.

Their attack has been transparent since day 1.

A clear conflict of interest obvious even to the most ignorant evaluator, hence why people like Andreas and others will be forever remembered as sabotage-enablers and deep-intel operatives.

History will not be kind to those who stood in the way of the single most important socioeconomic evolution since the dawn of mankind.

The very first brain-conceived natural resource, with nothing but mathematics and the laws of thermodynamics to maintain what will become the new financial world standard.

And those fuck-ups at Blockstream are wearing hats and painting satellite ponies.

Bitcoin has already won you idiots, just sit and watch.

If I were there at the top of the pyramid, I would accelerate whatever plans I have to the maximum.

Because tick-tock, motherfuckers.

It was the most predictable market move ever, since the only reason it dipped was because of manipulation by Ayre who converted all the BCH he mined for a year to BSV to try to flip BCH and overtake it. The moment it was clear he failed it was a guaranteed 400%. He literally burned $0.5B on this and helped all the smart traders who understood what was going on to make the most sure bet of their lives.

Brown Bullion
Shitoshi's Vision

There are more Pajeets than ever.

I just took a mortgage on my house to go all in in BSV based on the helpful advice of /biz/. Will I make it?

Thank you Shitoshi's VIsion! Thank youuu!!!!!1111$$$$

I just robbed a bank to go all in in SV. AMA.

You hear Craig say 'stability' often, there is nothing stable about disputes!. Stability expands beyond just a 'protocal'!. The coin split on Nov15th blew it for me!, there is always the risk of futher coin splits in the future - that's the danger with hard forks!; but not with Core dev's!. Core dev's now look the most stable!, and there reasons for soft forks are valid more than ever now!. (You don't hear about it much, but lightning network is doing extreamly well!).

It's profitable for BSV team to mine at a loss because it keeps up the facade - so they make big money back by ludicrously expensive CoinGeek tickets & marketing!.

Lock down protocal? What do you think the one full node reference client exists for in BTC - to lock down the protocal & to create stability for development!. (Craig is an expert lier!).

The thing to remember: markets crash in Ws. So buy the last leg, not the first crash down or the dead cat bounce, but the aftermath when everyone is crying over their losses.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/investor/2018/11/26/buy-bitcoin-cash-when-the-dust-settles/#7e8c3c9d1f99

I just sold my house based on your advice to go all in in BSV. Wish me luck, /biz/!

This guy is the Hitler of crypto. He brought down the entire market with his war. And the only question remaining: why did he not fight BCore if he's Satoshi who owns 1M coins?

I just sold my house based on your advice to go all in in BSV. Wish me luck, /biz/!

I just sold my house based on your advice to go all in in BSV. Wish me luck, /biz/!

Thanks /biz/ for your advice. I just sold my house and I'm going to go all in in Satoshi's Vision. Wish me luck!

Thanks /biz/ for your adive. I just sold my house and I'm going to go all in in Satoshi's Vision. Wish me luck!

I just sold my house so I could go all in in Satoshi's Vision based on your advice /biz. Wish me luck!