/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>19548840
Also, given that this is real shit I do want to apologize because I realize now why anons in this thread were crying larp. I meant 80k IN bitcoin, not 80k bitcoin. Like $80,000. Not a lot, but enough to get me by.

>>19029578
Reminder that the 4chan answer is C because fuck women yadda yadda.

>>18939547
I invested in chainlink and will be Billionaire so I dont care what happens to nolinker poorfags like (you)

>>18757336
time to coom joylet

>>18298157
>spends 5 minutes researching
>sEeMs pREtTy LeGiT

Idiot. You deserve to lose your shekels.

>>17298257
>produce things yourself
You yourself were produced by a woman herself.

>>16502328
Ok boomer

>>16384117

>>16201113
Imagine being a tiny little bit of a man. You wake up in the morning and throw back the napkin blanket from your matchbox bed. You almost roll off and fall to your death. Feel around for the ladder with your rice sized toe. There it is. You climb down. Now you see an ant. The giant brute lumbering toward you. The smell of tiny man meat intoxicating the insect. You run, or more like you hop, towards the safety of a small crack in the wall not even the ant can fit in. Take a moment to rejoice and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. You're so small you can see every individual ray of light. Hungry from your morning adventure you decide to eat. Luckily a feast of atoms and other subatomic particles lay before you. You eat barely a third of a neutron and you're stuffed. That's when you notice you've accidentally begun to fall through the very fabric of existence. You grasp out but everything is too big to hold onto. You fall into the abyss.

It'd suck being a midge.

>>15856294
>tfw you remember 4chan people constantly posting about buy chainlink for $1....$3.50....7$...
>all you did was make low price BTC nostalgia threads

>>15714659
IM COOOOOOMIIIING

>>15457877
Hello Poorfag. tomorrow is wagecucking again for you :D

>>15457882
I dont pay any bills at all, never did.
I keep 100% of my money.
Jelly?

Rejected

>>15079357
>combustion
>apple
fucking disgusting

anyone made money posting on bitcointalk?

i got my hero account banned because i copypasted some comment like 5 years ago

they say they have a bot now but i think some fucking autist is reporting old posts

i spent so much time there building the account, i feel like killing myself

I was born with a deformed chest so clothes look like shit on me. I would pay 50,000 BTC to have an aesthetic torso, it has ruined my life.

> The crypto trader that is thinking that the greatest money scam in human history will not be repeated over and over again

>inherit millions
>show your wealth on instagram
>normies flock in because they love ferraris mansions and stuff
>you start getting tons of subscribers
>advertisers want their brand showing up on your posts
>you end up making money off showing your money
>ridiculous 10/10 insta bitches suck your d in exchange of a mention on instagram or something so basically for free
>once again the rich get richer

not being rich is a fucking scam

>>11053980
the EOS bags must be heavy for him.

>>11054017
>>11054006
>>11053994
lmao @ that brainlet

The same way you turn $1 to $50usd.

Go suck a dick for 10 rupees, you dumb currynigger.

>>10766316
>not only a pedo but a faggot too

>>10743810

>>10690706
Unbased and bluepilled, m8 I was just trying to help the lad out, and I get chastised for trying to be the righteous man? Wowwoo weewoo oh gees Im shaking right now