/biz/ - Business & Finance

Hey stinkers! I wanted to come here to congratulate you on your riches, I expected the price of one LINK token to be $10 by now, I know you guys mentioned $1000 but maybe let's start at $10. Whoa whoa, calm down stinkers I see it's still not $10! What happened?

Daily reminder if you didn't make it in 2017, you never will. My yacht crew makes more scrubbing the deck than you shitcoiners guzzling sergey's big mac sauce every night. You jack yourself to sleep thinking about Thomas and Kochis taking turns on assblaster. You're STILL not rich after all these years. If you want an opportunity, I may accept applications to clean my pool in LA.

Top kek, welcome to the guillotine faggots. Muh $1000 EOY 3 years running. My family office is finished setup and while I was reading about the asset allocation, I couldn't help but troll one of my new advisors on if LINK is a sound investment. Somehow he's heard of it and we opened up coinmarketcap only to find it tanking even further than I expected. I didn't tell him I opened a 30x short last night but either way, eat shit stinkers. Imagine thinking you'd be one of us by filling hamburglar's pockets with ETH and BTC

>$3.48 overpriced

How are ya holdin up stinkers?! I see we plummeted as I called, under $4. Not so cocky now are we, bullfags? $1000 EOY amirite?

>Muh ETHDenver partnership reveals
>Muh fireside chat with Ari the token pirate
>No SWIFT in sight
>Muh $100 by EOY 2018
>Under $4 in 2020
>He thinks he will ascend to the 1% by holding a shit token no one needs
>Dimitri was so unhappy he ran to thot heaven
>Steve will be next
>He thinks the team isn't living like royalty on his dime
>He thinks he'll be able to live like Sergey because he holds 30k shit tokens
>Stacy holds 50k shit tokens
>Stacy won't be a 1%er either

It's too easy with you cucks. You like loads in your mouths. You like suffering. You like serving your masters. You will never be one of us. Being poor is in your blood. Accept this and give up the dream, give up the hope. LINK is a tool to separate you from your BTC.

>Can't establish a single use case months after mainnet

Look folks, if you're falling for the pajeet shilling on this Japanese shrimp farming board, you're a lost cause.

Just search smartcon 2020, none of this is real. That's the funny thing about LINK, the discord trannies make up what they think LINK should be, and the reality is 500 days of summer. You're never going to make it. Expectations vs. reality is a bitch.

>No SWIFT
>No Oracle
>No Google
>No Microsoft
>No Amazon
>No ISDA
>No Docusign
>No Bloomberg
>No AXA
>No PayPal

All of it is fake. Take the black pill. The website is a phony, all of the logos are illegally used. Bernie Madoff is a saint compared to Sergey. He used your ico money for 3 years with nothing to show for it but lavish travel, office space, and material possessions. SIBOS, ETHDenver, Meetups, fireside chats, all done to continue the scam. Put your money in ETH and BTC before you lose all your sats, this is your final warning

Still doubting me now faggots? I said this would happen word for word. Congrats to a new class of bagholders top kek. $3.80 is the next target. We've made $12M shorting from the top. You will never make it plebs.

I am looking forward to seeing the excuses after yet another "sell the news" event in which... no news is the new norm!

>No announcements at ETH Denver
>No announcements at Fireside Chat
>He thinks there are NDA's
>He doesn't realize SWIFT walked away which explains their removal from the website, and Sergey confirming to the sperg woman that they left after the PoC wrapped up

You have nothing stinkers. No SWIFT, no Microsoft, no DocuSign, no ISDA. Smart contracts are a meme

Are you ready for a fresh helping of nothing burgers? Hot off the motherfuckin grill. Tomorrow's event will pave the way for nothing burgers, fresh toppings of pink wojaks, big mac sauce, and Adelyn's foot sweat.

I have been told to look for a target of $2.85-$3 by tomorrow night. You fell for, once again, a pump and dump. By a show of hands, how many in this place bought at $4+?

>The carrot dangles once again

You're being manipulated. Again. Just like SIBOS, just like ETHDenver, just like Oracle, just like Coinbase. You pump and then you fall. You will wake up down $2-3 in the next few days. There are by my count at least 6 whale factions selling to each other. They will dump on you around Tuesday afternoon. You'll be at $3.50 and immediately start selling your pathetic stacks, the price dives even further, you get to $2.80-3 within 15 minutes and post pink wojaks asking why. Why again? Because you keep falling for it.

This pump and dump brigade is thanks to you and the other normies on twitter. You think LINK will keep pumping to $6 and then you're down 50% off the highs.

Every. single. time. Screenshot this, pleb geniuses

I see you fags getting cocky about $4? You think these are antshares gains? Your get rich slowly scheme will fail like it always does, here comes the dump. I have at least 3 well known whale factions preparing to dump around 11 pm. You've been warned stinkers

>He will never experience ANS/ETH/XMR
>He thinks $4 is making it
>He was wrong

UNIRONICALLY LINK! HAHAHAHAHA!!

UNIRONICALLY LINK
1K EOY

>Shills start getting desperate
>M-muh Ethereum Enterprise Alliance
>Price still under $3

Are you winning yet kids? Did you have a Big Mac for dinner tonight?

Entertaining attempt earlier. Trying to imitate me to make up for the fact that your loser asses are still poor, still wrong, and still coping with your pathetic lives. Let's recap, shall we?

>Muh Blythe Masters is assblaster
>Muh SWIFT is using Chainlink
>Muh Google blog post confirms a partnership
>Muh Tom Gonzo who no longer works at Docu
>Muh 700k dumps are bullish
>Muh $1000 EOY 2017
>Muh Oracle startups, gravelcoin is bullish
>Gravel fucking coin
>TOP KEK GRAVEL COIN
>$1000 EOY 2018
>If I buy 50k LINK it's like buying 50k ETH in '16
>If I buy LINK now it's like buying antshares
>$1000 EOY 2019
>Muh infographics which turned out to be fraud
>Muh Visa and Mastercard logos
>Muh 4th industrial revolution
>Muh Sergey is radio silent is a good thing
>Muh muh muh

Cope. Imagine holding 50k LINK since 2017 and it's only worth a Midwestern shit shack. 50k XMR turned into a Tokyo penthouse you faggots. Enjoy donating to Sergey's Ferrari fund, I heard he got laughed out of Fidelity's office recently

I didn't think this day would come quite so soon, but with the Enterprise Ethereum Alliance announcing Chainlink at the core of their standards-setting task force, even I'm not a big enough faggot to continue denying the inevitable. Hope you poorfags were smart enough to see through the bullshit, because if not it's definitely too late for you. Going forward you won't see me again, except under one of my many other equally retarded trips.

Ok so in our last thread we talked about Plaid integration with Visa. Why did Visa buy Plaid? Why pay over $5 billion? API economy, it's coming fast. Guess what Visa doesn't need? Sergey's shit tokens. If you bought Visa stock 5 years ago you'd be up over 220%. Now, with Plaid, their value will be even higher over the course of the next 5 years. Buy Visa. Plaid is a proven mechanism for linking bank account credentials and accessing data. At no point does Plaid need Chainlink.

Get BENT Linkies. Your shit keeps getting pushed in by bots and whales, it will never be allowed to pass $3 again. The reason your fat leader doesn't have Visa, Mastercard, Bloomberg, SWIFT, etc. is because there is no need for a separate token to enable an API economy. LINK is a proof of concept that failed. Prove, with any sort of IQ, that LINK will be used by the financial elite and I'll give you my yacht.

Sergey is just a Russian Justin Sun. The partnerships he has revealed are even more pathetic. Gravelcoin, MOAB, and other embarrassments will never transition into SWIFT, Amazon, Microsoft.

>>16974260
Don't ever post on this board again, faggot. You are part of the downfall of biz. Stop peddling this S C A M

Let's all laugh at the basement bois who thought they'd have $335 per LINK by now. Your shitcoin is going to fall off the ledge soon. Instead of Visa, PayPal, and Bloomberg... ICON, Binance, and Matic? Top fucking kek, this is just hilariously pathetic.

Let's recap, shall we?
>Zero mainstream adoption or interest
>Non top 10 despite muh "orekul standerd"
>Sergey and team living like Wolf of Wall Street
>Zero stinkers living like Wolf of Wall Street
>Missed the biggest crypto bull run, late like normies
>Muh fireside cock smoking sessions

I will use this weekend to throw big money on some margin to short this shit into the ground. I need one more Bentley

>Thinks buying LINK at $1 will be like buying ETH at $1
>Could buy 50,000 ETH for $50,000
>Could've sold for tens of millions
>Too late to the party
>Thinks LINK will be worth hundreds if not thousands
>He is wrong

Does a normie stand a chance? That's what you are if you believe owning 50,000 LINK will result in life changing wealth. You missed the boat. Now scrub my boat, pleb

Okay, gather round gentlemen. Ladies you too. I've been vacationing a lot lately but I'm back with another finance lesson for my dear bizlets who need to understand the way the world works, and why certain things aren't happening.

>Why is LINK worth less than $1 billion
Because the market values it that way. Let me break it down to you autists. Chainlink is worth way more than it should, because of speculation and manipulation.

Plaid just got acquired by Visa for a little over $5 billion. Do you know what Plaid is, and does? Of course you don't. They connect to tons of financial institutions, through surprise, API. They have created tons of API's to connect to banks for your information, Robinhood, Venmo etc. API's, the very kind of thing you keep screeching about.

Plaid actually went out and had a working product. $5 billion purchase by Visa. Plaid does not work with Chainlink. They have no idea who Sergey Fatsorov is. They do not care. They made it and you use it, for free. They do not need, and never will need LINK. Visa paid $5 billion because they need/want the pipelines and tech.

https://techcrunch.com/2020/01/13/visa-is-acquiring-plaid-for-5-3-billion-2x-its-final-private-valuation/

Understand, your shit token will never pass $5, $10, and absolutely not $100 or $1000. You are delusional and need to read and re-read why these valuations exist. Visa paid 2x the valuation because Plaid is useful. Chainlink is not.

Looks like your new year is filled with wealth, riches, and lots of money.

TOP KEK NOT EVEN ATH IN 2020. HAPPY NEW YEAR LINKLETS

Coming to you live from the Swiss Alps! In this corner, the 3-time defending champion of linklets. The undisputed heavyweight of the world. The man who will always reign supreme over Sergey's cucks. The anti-assblaster

In the other corner. The holders of a $1.80 useless shit token. The jim jones drinking, delusional, pleb, stinky masses. The linklets! As we round out another year, I would like to thank the biz hivemind for once again shilling scams on this Japanese maguro farming forum. You will never get wealthy believing $1000 EOY

>$3 is now a moon mission

I'm heading out of the country for a couple weeks but I wanted to let you poor, stupid, incompetent shit heads know that LINK has 2 weeks to hit $1000 EOY. You'll be able to join me in luxury ski villages once this token, which pajeets shill on a zimbabwean fishing board, hits $1000. Only $998 to go!

By the way, I warned the intelligent ones left on this board that the Google meetup was a juicy nothing burger served hot off the grill by some stuttering potheads. Imagine buying this thinking it would go up 10000%

>$1000 EOY 2017
>$1000 EOY 2018
>$1000 EOY 2019
>You are here
>$1000 EOY 2093

I am impressed all of your breadcrumbs led to this moment. $197 per token is fucking incredible! A neet with 10k tokens is wo--

Oh wait I didn't see that decimal. Sorry anon, you're still poor.

Why has he forsaken us?