/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56656879
the same thing preventing Cohen from coming to your doors at 3:00 A.M. quietly picking the locks, and creeping up to your bed where he will first inject you with a neurotoxin that will first paralyze you with a sleep-paralysis type effect. You will feel absolutely everything that happens, but be absolutely powerless to stop it. Cohen will first strip you of all of your clothing, and the slather you with the oil made from the finest truffles harvested in belgium sourced from his friend Vlad. After doing so he too shall strip and lay down next to you and whisper in your ears "what do you think, isnt it a great deal?" and then forcefully penetrate you. At first it will hurt and you'll resist fruitlessly as the neurotoxin still has a stranglehold of your autonomy. After time though, you'll come to appreciate it and soon love it. This ecstasy must have been the same Gustavo Arnal must have felt as Ryan's love fills you inside and out. Certainly after the breakup it was too much for Gustavo to bear as he took his own life than be without Cohen's love. The pleasure is to much that you faint from it all. You awake at 8:45AM with a shudder, fully clothed with not a speck of you or Ryan's humors on you. You think it might have been a dream until you noticed on your bedside, a bottle of Belgium truffle oil and a game stop gift card for $35 dollars. The bottle has a not on it which reads: "Until next time, where I can HODL you in my arms, -Ryan", you smile as you know what comes next.

GAMESTOP STILL RED, KEK BAGGIES, ITS OVER, PLEASE SELL

Hey... um, hey there everyone. I've been up for like, forever, so sorry if I'm not making sense. I just really gotta say something, okay? So, that stock thing... yeah, it's like, not great? I've been watching it, like, all the time, and it's like, not going up. It's going down, and that's, like, bad. You know, we're all, like, here for the memes and stuff, but stocks are, like, a thing too. And I'm not some, like, expert or whatever, but this stock, it's not doing what we want, you know? And that's, like, scary because... okay, don't laugh, but I've got a job and stuff depending on this. I'm not, like, begging or anything, but if you, like, have this stock, maybe, like, think about selling? It's not, like, just me, there's, like, people and families and stuff on the line. And I know we're, like, all about having fun and all, but sometimes, we gotta, like, adult, you know? I don't even know if I'm, like, making any sense right now, but, like, seriously, just think about it? I've been, like, staring at the screen, and it's just, like, not going the way we need it to. So, maybe, if you can, like, sell a bit or something?

Okay, sorry if I'm, like, all over the place. I just... yeah. Thanks for, like, hearing me out, I guess. And, like, have a good... day, night, whatever it is.

>>53947917
>I don't hate Kenny because he is trying to survive, Ryan is just fucking around letting us get raped by inflation

>Thread is so fucking dead, unbelievable. RC killed people with crab
>AMC Niggers can't stop winning