/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53920809
>just give me the most expensive item on the menu that's no small cause for all long gone deals and price hikes
you can fit a whole pineapple in the topping jars they use. ah, but the anchovy order watches on with amusement as the befallen warriors of pizza toppings clash and battle for the remaining spotlight. sausage and mushroom, and pepperoni and jalapeno councils reign over the civil dwellings and laments of lesser toppings. and while we keep our most noble members of parliament to the vegetables, the pepperoni and sausage is not more than a vassal of true meat\'s power, for chicken and anchovy allow pizza to be beneath them.
the lands of red sauce over time became muddied by spicy and sweet parallels. the white sauces could never come to an agreement but no one could really tell them apart from the beginning because no man can withstand the overpowering savor of such rich, calorie-dense bourgeoisie. and along the coast, where the sun meats the red sea lies buffalo sauce, with barbecue sauce keeping vigil. they too know the importance of such balance between ingenuity and simplicity, never once sacrificing taste for proving one another less.
the cheese should always be met with respect, for it is the cheeses that keep the sauce and her toppings in perfect balance. the cheese is the natural force of this pizza world we inhabit. it is the wind in the sails of pepper flake fleets. without the cheese the pizza does not exist. like the crust of this pizza world that hosts such glorious battles of taste. and without the crust the cheese would remain, and this would be a cheesestick world.
your dipping sauces are the law and order of the topping and sauce world. diligent and patient, the dipping sauces may annex the sauce, and apprehend unruly toppings that test its will. pick the wrong sauce, and your perfect pizza just may get a patdown by some ranch or garlic butter that's had a bad day and wants to beat a little sausage just to let off some steam.

>>53715890
>alter ego
>chatgpt but unfiltered
holy shit that's awesome
thanks anon

>>53546904
>Bitcoin is kill.
yes