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>We mustn't let the Chinese hoard our precious currency and beat us in the Currency Wars, so our plan is to inflate the Dollar even further. Because we care about the people, we will be doing this by printing fucktons of greenbacks and then basically, fundamentally and vertically pouring them out of bags from helicopters from above metropolitan areas like NYC and LA, so that this time, the money will be spent by people on everyday goods and not stocks/crypto. Thank you.