/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>15026665
Buy thinkpad use third party bios
Leave state
Buy refillable credit card
Go outside a place with WiFi
Use tor to buy multiple vpns and a foreign vps
Then use tor to connect through each vpn through a proxy on a personally set up vps

Never connect to your home ISP always use different WiFi connections outside.

As his five person company's live valuation slipped below his option
strike price, he reached for his TRNG stress release pistol, placed it
against his temple, squeezed the trigger, and successfully blew his
brains out. This final act is still recognized as the largest creation
of shareholder value in history.

In a future world where even the smallest shittiest startup is traded
on the urbit public markets. Anyone can short sell these hopeless and
poorly managed companies.

This particular CEO is on the risk neutral to risk loving spectrum. So
he uses a TRNG stress release pistol. It's a 250 millibitcoin firearm
that uses a nuclear decay based hardware TRNG that can be set anywhere
from 1 picomort to 1 mort. He keeps his at 1 picomort. The guns are
designed, manufactured, and their risk is syndicated by a web of
distributed companies.

Upon his expiration, his lifeline chainlink oracle triggered the TRNG
stress pistol's smartcontract, instantaneously transferring the life
insurance payout to his wallet.

...

This is the story of his $10T (2019 USD equivalent) payout.

Any other yuropoor started coma drinking with like 14 years old because of this kike underage alcohol culture we have here? Im 22 now and im still struggling with this. Everything bad in my life and every other addiction like smoking or coke has come because of alcohol. I dont even remember +80% of "good memories" with "bros" or fucking whores anymore. So how was this all worth it? How is any memory of fun of the past relevant when its basically just debt i have to pay now and feel depressed in the present. I have to go completely monk mode to deal with this shit and erase every single friend i have. I tried to stop at 17 once and erased all social media which i kept this way even when i relapsed a year later. But now i literally have to delete whatsapp and throw my phone away if i want to stay sober. Its all so tiresome lads.

We live in a burgerpunk dystopia, we trade internet funny money, we have no gfs

>>14577825
Because people don't care about nation-states anymore. Everyday the world becomes more globalized and interconnected.

It's like asking why during the industrial revolution farmers moved to the big cities in mass.

It's the same thing, except on a global scale.

>>14577607
I haven't seen shrimp farmer in forever

That was the dip just then.

That was the last chance to ever get linkies below 30k sats

Somebody please try to FUD me on FTM. I want to put some money into it but I'm still a little sketchy. Why shouldn't I do it?

>tonight

I'm a aus fag so I'm going to sleep right now.

Good night fren, plz pump my bags

>>14553982
>peak redditor

>>14553198
Just imagine, us zoomers who are all in on chainlink with mommies lunch money are going to be the gods of the Link world order

Women don't care about money, only what money can buy.

I swear a few weeks ago we were at 0.80 and people were still comfy then, what makes you think I am scared of 3$?

price of a Big Mac was $3.57 in the United States

It literally says in the white paper that the 'price of all the bigmacs sergey eats in a single meal is the true price of CHAINLINK, at which point the price will flat line.'

Currently Sergey is on a diet due to all the fat sergey posts.

Based, this was the video that made me put my life savings into Chainlink

People would rather gamble on flavour of the month shit coins and eventually get REKT and then quit crypto then to patiently wait for Chainlink: The Fourth Industrial Revolution, to moon.

Reminder that only 5% of active traders are actually profitable in the longrun.
Eventually Swingies are going to get caught out by a unexpected pump and either lose half their potential stack buying back in or be priced out permenently.

It's not like we haven't tried to warn them, 'NOT FUCKING SELLING' "SWINGERS GET THE ROPE' This is just the true marines trying to warn people not to gamble with their futures.

Selling now is like selling eth at 7$

>>14496224
>>14496241

Never fucking selling.

Never in 1 million years you fucking KIKES

No one on this board seriously missed link right?

It was shilled for two years straight.