/biz/ - Business & Finance

https://youtu.be/pbUcmdDYcPA

All this coin does is going up.
I've been waiting for a dip, to no avail.
Should I FOMO the top at this point?

>carefully-selected collection of blue chip stocks are up
>but not beating the S&P 500

why do I even bother
just buy SPY I guess

AH OH GOD IM IM IM NOW UNEMPLOOOOYED OH NO I HAVE TO FILE FOR UNEMPLOOOOYMENT BENEFITS AND I HAVE AN EXPENSIVE APARTMENT

>>18722055
>I will better myself
how
i would too. but unfortunately we've missed too many milestones.

Get back to work

/lit/ here.
What the fuck did I miss? Was this a once in a lifetime chance to escape wage cuckery? What the fuck is a future?

>running out of NEET money
>going back to the salt mines in a week
Can someone tell me that everything is gonna be okay, it won't be as bad as I thought and that I WILL make it when my ICX moons?

How many of you make at least $1 in steady income that doesn't come from a job? I'm going to start wagecucking soon and I already want to quit

>running out of NEET money
>going back to the salt mines in a week
Can someone tell me that everything is gonna be okay, it won't be as bad as I thought and that I WILL make it when my PNKies moon?

>falling for the trades meme
back and body destroyed at 30's making peanuts
>falling for the entrepreneur meme
you need much more money and knowledge than you think to start a successful business.
>falling for the freelance meme
you are competing with the entire world and pajeets that work 1 whole month for 10 dollars.
>falling for the trading meme (crypto and stocks)
it's all fucking luck
>falling for the do/study what you love meme
it doesn't matter what you love to do, the world doesn't care and you need to sell yourself to the market
>falling for the...
Any other memes to add so we can warn everyone and prevent unnecessary suffering?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUOACGtGfA

>>14466020
>BUY HIGH
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>SELL LOW

a true /biz/raeli

NO NO NO NO NO

There's a biztard who's sure all the shitcoins are gold
and he's buying some Chainlink and Ripple.
When they dump he will know, that he was a fag,
and with weak hands he sells quick in panic.
Ooh, ooh, and he's buying another crap shitcoin.

There's a fellow anon warning him to stay tethered
'cause he knows the Bogs will dump it again.
In a thread about SV, there's a corecuck who whines,
saying Segwit and Lightning is better.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I look to the past,
and I dream of another moon mission.
In my thoughts I have seen ETH at fourteen hundred,
and Monero at five hundred forty.

Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's shilled here that soon, if we all buy in now,
then Satoshi will lead us to lambos.
And a new ATH will dawn for those who hold long,
and the blockchains will echo with profit.

If there's a loss in your blockfolio, don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the bullrun.
There's many Bitcoins you can buy now, but in the long run
you'll fomo in for Satoshi's Vision.

Your head is humming and it won't go, in case you don't know,
McDonald's calling you to join him,
Dear faggot can you not realize, that you must,
wagecuck the remainder of your life?

And as we wind on down the road,
our losses bigger than our gains,
There walks a Russian boy we all know
who shines green light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold.
And if you listen very hard
the gains will come to you at last.
When we've got one terabyte blocks
and Bitcoin's global cash for all.

But for now all you have are some shitcoins.

DESPITE ALL MY WAGE, I AM STILL JUST A KEK IM A CAGE.

WE... are Wagecuck.