/biz/ - Business & Finance

>stake my LUNC
>pick wrong delegator on accident because I’ve been drinking a little tonight
>no biggie, I’ll undelegate and switch
>21 day wait
>mfw thinking all the LUNC I just left on the table

LAST NITE

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME BITCOIN WAS GONNA ROLL ME

I AINT THE SHARPEST TRADER ON THE NET...

SHE WAS LOOKING KINDA DUMB WITH HER LINK IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

WELL THE DIPS START COMING AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING

SOLD TO THE BULLS AND MY PORTFOLIO HIT THE GROUND BLEEDING

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO HOLD FOR FUN

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
SO MUCH TO BUY SO MUCH TO SELL
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING SOME PROFITS?
YOU'LL NEVER SELL IF YOU DON'T BUY
YOU'LL NEVER GAIN IF YOU DON'T SHORT

I bought CRSR at 40

>>28856347
> legitimately good tech
> fast
> scalable
> environmentally friendly
> financial platform (i.e. minting, lending)
> bridges
> EVM (ethereum virtual machine) compatible, so copy past eth code and off you gooo!
> Andre Cronje will bring his projects (YFI etc.) to the FTM network
> no double spends (in contrary to AVAX lol)
> network can handle high traffic

> Afghanistan pilot:
https://fantom.foundation/blog/acci-fantom-pilot-program/

> Dubai pilot:
https://medium.com/fantomfoundation/fantom-foundation-partners-with-the-private-office-of-sheikh-saeed-bin-ahmed-al-maktoum-and-seed-838b4356f8f5

> Ukraine pilot
https://www.president.gov.ua/en/news/ukrayinska-delegaciya-pid-golovuvannyam-volodimira-zelenskog-66549

> Only 450M mcap
> already on coinbase custody, usually this means a listing in due time. No telling when though.

So let me get this straight: this shit basically competes or outperforms the likes of cosmos, dot, eth, avax etc, yet IS PHYISICALLY, MENTALLY, METAPHORICALLY FUCKING UNABLE TO PASS FUCKING 20 CENTS?!?!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHICH ONE OF YOU DENSE CUNTS IS HOLDING THIS SHIT DOWN LET IT FUCKING PUMP ALREADY FUCKING KIKE

>>28588831

FUCKING DUMP SO I CAN BUY BACK IN

I SOLD AT .10

>want to unstake half my bao
>the gas fee is like $150
JUST

>>27308822
STOP

I NEED TO FUCKING ACCUMULATE

>AMD

fucking why whats going on I see no bad news

>futures

I bought GME at 36 and sold at 30

>MARA

FUCKING STOP GOING DOWN

stop buying GME fucking faggots im gonna get a margin call

fucking trumplets im gonna get a margin call

>ARKG

HOW FAR CAN BABA DIP?

>PLTR

>NIO

WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

The FOMOs gone cold I'm wondering why I got into LINK at all
The morning dumps clouds up my folio, and I can't sleep at all
And even if I could it would l all be red, but sergeys picture on my wall
It reminds me that I'm holding Bags
I'm holding bags...

Dear Sergey, you still ain't released any news
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
If you didn't want to talk to me inside the slack
You didn't have to
But you could've signed an autograph for Rory
That's my little brother, man, he's only six years old
We waited in the fucking chatroom for you
For four weeks, and you just said no
That's pretty shitty, man, you're like his fucking idol
He wants to be just like you, man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being lied to
Remember when we met in november?
You said if I'd shilled for you, you would pump back
See, I'm just like you in a way; I never knew 50x gains neither
I lost money on Link instead of holding BTC or Ether
I can relate to what they're saying in the FUD
So when I have a shitty day, I drift away and shitpost up
‘Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm depressed
I even got a tattoo of chainlink across the chest
Sometimes I even pump and dump to see how much it bleeds
It's like adrenaline, the wojacks are such a sudden rush for me
See everything you say is fake
And I respect you ‘cause you sell it
My blowup doll is jealous ‘cause I talk about you 24/7
But she don't know you like I know you, sergey, no one does
She don't know what it was like for people like /biz/ shitposting up
You gotta email me, man
I'll be the biggest wallet you'll ever lose, sincerely yours, /biz/
P.S. We should pump together too

>PLTR

I STILL HAVENT SIGNED UP FOR FLARE

SOMETHING ABOUT IT SPOOKS ME OUT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

30 REJECTED
PLEASE DONT GO TEST 27 AGAIN