/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>53682770
So I'll see some profit in 10 years?
Lmao bitch ass nigga I'm trying to get rich asap
>>53683111
I bought in at $6.9 and just sold half my SOXL stack at $17 and made a profit of $1800.
If SOXL drops under $9.99, I'll consider buying ~200 shares, at least.

Is Twitter the new hotness now that 4chan is old and busted? I don't even know how to filter all the normies and find good stuff there.

No good news and the data looks like dog shit yet the euphoria took over.
cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed
>Big tech mass layoff
>USA president is a pedo with dementia
>Russia in war for almost 1 year
>China ghost towns
>Europe immigrant, fuel and energy crisis
>Millennials don't have kids or houses
>Cat mom looking for men 6' tall and 6 figure salary
>Joe have archaeology degree and 200k student loan

>Car loan subprime in 90° curve 6% month
bloomberg.com/news/articles...


“You’ll own nothing and be h̶a̶p̶p̶y̶ depressed”
All models b̶i̶t̶c̶h̶ and gurus s̶c̶a̶m̶m̶e̶r̶s̶ in social media posting daily travel and expensive shit. Young generation thinking it's normal... We need reality check ASAP.
After some drinks I'll buy calls because ONLY midwit think crash it's gonna happen soon.
*/ ESL, based department, DEUS vult

>If you hear it said about one of the towns the Lord your God is giving you to live in that troublemakers have arisen among you and have led the people of their town astray, saying, “Let us go and worship other gods” (gods you have not known), then you must inquire, probe and investigate it thoroughly. And if it is true and it has been proved that this detestable thing has been done among you, you must certainly put to the sword all who live in that town. You must destroy it completely, both its people and its livestock. You are to gather all the plunder of the town into the middle of the public square and completely burn the town and all its plunder as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. That town is to remain a ruin forever, never to be rebuilt, and none of the condemned things are to be found in your hands. Then the Lord will turn from his fierce anger, will show you mercy, and will have compassion on you. He will increase your numbers, as he promised on oath to your ancestors— because you obey the Lord your God by keeping all his commands that I am giving you today and doing what is right in his eyes.

Deuteronomy 13:12-18

>ATH: 260k
>Now: 82k

It's fucking over bros, I never made it and I'm never going to make it.

What's the new crypto? What's the new BTC and ETH? What's the new /biz/?

>Talking to CTO at work party about the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle documentary on netflix
>we are both bonding on complaining at how we are being forced to watch it
>I mention that it’s annoying that they claimed that they are going to withdraw from the public eye, only to release books, interviews, and documentaries and putting themselves in the spotlight all the time
>he suddenly comes out with a sympathetic viewpoint that the media keeps following them around so they can’t have privacy
>I blurt out without thinking that the previous prince that married an American managed to do it 50 or so years ago
>he goes quiet

Am I fucked bros, financially speaking?

I have a stupid idea and I'm wondering if it would work. I make about 90k/year and I pay way too much in taxes. I know that if you're married you get a tax write off. So what is to stop me from marrying a woman who is in prison for life to get her tax write off? I dont see any downside to this.

>>52555133
https://youtu.be/1vAqaUwLg7g

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

what site?

Has anyone ever had sex in an airplane? Im thinking off booking 1st class private cabin with my italian prostitute just for the experience.