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>>22978144
Didn't someone important already bail on JPMorgan recently?

Relax you fucking retards
This dump is because of retarded zoomers shorting and/or closing at a loss
Come Friday, the next pump will be fueled by stupid boomers who missed the last dip, the chads who sold the top on Monday and companies buying back their own stock.

>>11363994
>reliable
>reliably lose every dollar they ever made and then some during any kind of economic turmoil

The better inference is that maybe they're not playing the same game of profits and losses as everyone else. JUST MAYBE they have huge financial incentives (bailout) to ensure that when the inevitable fuckup happens, they would do so much damage to the economy (depositors losing all their savings etc) that lawmakers basically have a gun to their head whenever a bank gets in trouble.

Why the fuck do I not see people actually trading stocks or options on this fucking board.
>Literally fuck Crypto.
>Fuck you if you think this shit will take off in the next year.
Stop being a pussy and buy weeklies.
Now that we got that off my chest:
>What are your positions?
>How much money have you lost?
We're still in a Bull and the USMCA will keep that for a while.