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>log

He fell for the diversification meme
Anon, you should be going all in on something retarded like goose finance. Wtf are you doing. Ngmi

>>30339494
>giving money for someone to lend you money

LMAO AHAHA GLAD I AM NOT THIS DUMB

women want little dicks too, r-right guys?

>>29715621
Kek
I own .01 buttcorn my new best fren

>>29620231
>Money won't make you happy

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>>27323148
>these are the memelords I discuss crypto with

G-G..G-GUYS... ?!

ALL THE NORMIES ARE TALKING ABOUT CRYPTO EVERYWHERE I GO IT'S LIKE JAN 2017 AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Me again. I finally confronted my roommate about his coomer habits. This is how he fucking replied. Can you believe it? He's outright denying that the apartment is shaking cause of him. What do I say now?

>I pay girls on fiverr 10$ to read a sexual roleplay in their loli voice

>>24234568

going up again

if neville didn't take a massive shit on the circulating supply in the last months the price would have been 3 cent right about now.

Uhhhh ok. So crypto and stocks will moon?

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/moment-brutal-honesty-jpmorgan-says-economic-disaster-and-more-lockdowns-will-be-great

I texted 3 hookers

>How do you feel about seeing investors, mostly younger people, turning to speculative trading to replace other forms of entertainment during the coronavirus lockdowns?

>Malkiel: I believe that for many of these people, it is a substitute for sports gambling. You know, in a way I am sympathetic. I don’t think there is anybody who devotes a life to studying and working on the stock market who doesn’t have something of a gambling instinct. I am the first to admit that I have gone to the horse races, I have sat at the tables at Las Vegas and Atlantic City, so I do not think there is anything wrong with gambling for entertainment. The problem that I see is that this is the diametric opposite to investing. For me, investing means buy and hold, as you said. The thesis of Random Walk was that you are much better off not buying individual stocks, but buying an index fund. To go and day trade and think that you are investing, that’s what I think is absolutely wrong and is likely to be simply disastrous for people. All the evidence is that day traders in general lose money. It’s not that they can’t make money in gambling, I’ve actually won from time to time. But over the long run, this is a losing proposition.

>not using your crypto gains on steroids and cruise on low dosages for adequate gains without lifting and zero sides
hoho yikes

I want to live under a female executive's desk and snif there pusy all day bros

>>15651256
>bragging about a 5x over six years, something LINKies have done over the past YEAR

A-am I boomer-tier if I'm not on Telegram

>>14687314
Lol that's not very zen comment, fren
I hope your quartz crystals absorb away some of that negativity fast and you make huge crypto gains because of your vast intelligence and definitely not once-in-a-lifetime random luck

>>14533463
Totally worth it and it's gone up more in value than my BTCs have since I bought it

>>14202403
>the perfect crime
>if caught, they'll just think you're a retarded alcoholic
>win-win

Bought 10k shares of WKHS to hold over the weekend.

Let's see what happens boys

The Union and my company are going at it. Im worried about a strike, but need to pay rent. I have savings for a month or two. What can I do right now to prepare. Any advice or articles are appreciated.