/biz/ - Business & Finance

>US govt wants its cut
>try to enforce every trade being taxed, even if crypto-to-crypto
>NEETs on suicide watch, bargain with govt that theyll pay taxes but they cannot currently cash out
>govt agrees, IRS starts accepting bitcoin cash and dogecoin for capital gains taxes
>/biz/ and /d/ ironically crash both alts and the IRS loses billions
>trump personally executes multiple auditors and an unlucky gardener

down 9.7% in my 401k, which comes to around 15 bucks. fuck everything. i'm just hoping this doesn't affect construction or acquisitions too much, i do env consulting and i think i'm slightly expendable.