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HELP US KEK. HELP YOUR PEOPLE. I BEG OF THEE I PLEDGE TO EAT NOTHING BUT OATMEAL AND CHICKEN UNTIL YOU FORGIVE US FOR OUR ARROGANCE OH KEK ON HIGH

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>the year is 2022
>receive court summons for microaggression misdemeanor charges
>arrive at court only for my hearing to get rescheduled
>”sorry anon, we will have to take your case online due to COVID-22, it simply takes too long to hear every case in person since we have strict sanitation protocols”
>log into the website given to me by court
>it is an awful garish shade of purple
>judge’s name is Karl Ermit
>think nothing of it
>judge logs into the video conference call
>it’s a fucking frog in a wig
>oh no
>suddenly I can’t stop shaking
>oh no no no please no
>”Anon we have reviewed your case and it seems clear that you shouldn’t have complimented that young lady on her penmanship. She felt uncomfortable by your insinuation that cisgendered women inherently have worse handwriting than people of different gender types.”
>”The jury sentences you to ten days in a socialization readjustment camp.”
>”Or you can simply pay 500 Kleros for us to pay the jury for their time and we will write this off as a warning”
>mfw I should have listened to /biz/
>mfw I didn’t do the needful

Is XSN a good idea? I have been thinking about buying some after my wagecuck shift but there has been an explosion of XSN threads today and now I’m not sure. I have been lied to so many times.