/biz/ - Business & Finance

Imagine how much melvin spent today keeping the price down, Volume is still insane low, and the fools are now on /oath/ stating the shorts are covered.
This is it, their final gamble.
You don't just lie under oath and just go on with your life if it comes to light in the mainstream that you lied.
The left and the right have stakes in this, niggers, chinks, crackers and beans of all sorts have hands in this pie and if it turns out he lied to save his skin, he's a dead man.
People know where he lives. People don't play about money. This lie is his death knell.
He just bet his life to keep his fortune! If people don't sell after tomorrow, this man is likely going to kill himself.
Are you guys ready? We just say melvin's hand, and it's pic related.
You know how we feel about cheaters in this here saloon. I ain't sellin'.
Larry, bar the entrance, our little jewish friend here is gonna play a few more hands before he's allowed to go.